#sub deadpool

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M reader breeding deadpool with so much cum? 😩

▪︎■☆One More, Please☆■▪︎

☆ 🔞!!NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!🔞

☆ amab!bot!Deadpool / amab!dom!reader

☆ short-ish

☆ sorry for the delay~~ again-....

°○☆NSFW under the cut☆○°

"Holy- fucking– SHIT" Wade sobs. Your fingers having to stuff his mouth to get him to shut up because goddamn is he loud! And you're not planning on getting yelled at by your land lady by tomorrow.

It's not his fault, really. Not when you have your dick buried inside him. Warm and wet and Jesus christ, whyd you have to be so big? Your cock was rubbing up against spots he never knew he thought would still work like it used to. He's not complaining, not at all. When he pushes his ass to get a little more of your girth inside of him. Slamming his prostate repeatedly in the process. Wade's cock rutting against the sheets, in rhythm to your own rough movements.

He's panting like a dog with half of his face buried into the pillow. Screaming like a little bitch even with your fingers seldomly choking him. ("Just the way he liked it" Wade reassures you beforehand almost all the time).

The more you move the more he feels another wave, euphoria crashing down like a 7.0 magnitude of an earthquake. He shivers when he cums. Screams while having a death grip on the poor poor sheets. Coating the material in his liquid again. And again... and again... you had the stamina, he had the sex drive. The 4th time he cums, you joined him in harmony. Filling him to the brim again. And a certain amount also flowing out of his hole and sliding down his thighs.

When your dick leaves his cum stuffed body, Wade shivers when he feels even more of your fluids drip down his thighs and onto the sheets. Trying to use the rest of his energy to bring his ass even higher and present himself to you.

"Cmon... one more one more pretty pleaseeee" He'll whine. Just like last time. He isn't stopping until either of you tap out.

[mwagneto]

i don't rly care about what's going on with the mcu multiverse or the plot or whatever the only metric of quality wrt deadpool 3 is whether him and wolverine fuck nasty or not. they won't but disney had the potential to make the greatest movie of all time

[dxxdhood]

convince me

pairing: wade wilson x gn!reader

summary: deadpool forced me to write smut where the two of you act out the position you see in an,,,, ahem,,, erotic video.

tags: smut (18+), fingering, penetration, slight degradation, finger sucking, dom!wade wilson, sub!reader

wc: 1.2k

“Babe, listen, the mistake we made was going to White Castle sober.”

“Excellent defense, Mr. Wilson. You ever think about switching to a career in law?”

“Can’t, my tagline doesn’t transfer across professions. Calling yourself the Lawyer with the Mouth is like saying you’re the fanfic writer who’s horny.”

He manages to make you chuckle, as usual, even though you were supposed to still be annoyed about your frankly terrible dinner. But walking back into your apartment has you less inclined to hold grudges, somehow. It’s probably the promise of cuddling up in bed together. Either that, or it’s all the hilarious nicknacks Wade keeps dropping off in your living room. The fucked-up Pikachu plush where the eyes and cheeks are swapped is particularly getting to you.

“Wait for me in bed, alright?” you say.

“Oh?” Wade waggles his non-existent eyebrows. “Is this little cutie planning something?”

“Yeah, planning to spend an hour in the bathroom,” you shake your head and fail to hold back a smile. “Find us a good movie to watch while I’m out.”

.

To nobody’s surprise, you both end up on a site that starts in p and ends in hub.

“Nobody can get into that position,” your inner critic bursts out of you at the best of times. 

You can feel Wade smirking from where his face is tucked into your neck, cuddling you from behind. “Well, in the words of Clue 1985,” he runs a scarred hand down your waist. “Sure, they can. Let me show you.”

He nips at your neck, kissing at the sensitive skin of  your jaw. You exhale, trying to calm the burning sensation building in your gut, but you struggle to stay patient when he starts sucking a bruise into your collarbone. 

“Wade!” you gasp, trying and failing to stop your body from grinding your ass against him. He responds in turn, moving closer to you, his hard cock slowly rubbing against your ass.

He flips over, now perched on top of you and caging you in, arms on either side of your head as he kisses you. Every time he deepens the kiss, makes you feel like you’ll never want to come back up for air, he fucks with you by biting at your bottom lip or scratching his teeth against your gums. 

You bang your fists against the mattress a few too many times, understandably annoyed with his teasing, so Wade grips both of your wrists with one hand and holds them above you, plastering them to the headboard.

The action has you moaning into his mouth, and the bottom half of your body continues to move on its own, grinding against the air now. You feel so desperate, your face heats up thinking about how much of a mess you already are for him. Wishing he would close the new gap between your bodies, you arch your back off the bed, trying to feel more of his body against yours.

He giggles, watching you wriggle around. “Hold your horses there, cutie. We’re not even at the good part yet.” 

Wade brings a hand up to your face, rubbing his thumb across your cheek. You’re so thrown off by the sudden show of affection that you don't even process him slipping a rough finger into your mouth.

“Suck,” he commands. And something about Wade only using a single word when he’s usually so noisy has you whining as you circle his finger with your tongue.

His big brown eyes are glued to your lips, watching them worship his finger like he’s all you’ve ever wanted. Around the time you start bobbing up and down his finger, he slips it out of you and pats your cheek.

“Good baby, such a good slut for me,” he whispers as he slides your shorts and underwear off in one motion. He slicks up the finger and you with a small bottle of lube and carefully starts slipping into your entrance.

“What? Where’d you even–” you snap your gaze sideways to your bedside table, which is curiously unopened. 

He taps the front pocket of his pants, “Never leave home without it.” Did he really always have that in his pocket? At the fucking White Castle?!

He talks as he fingers you, pressing against your walls casually as if he isn’t making you lose your mind. “You look impressed, babe. Tell me you’re not impressed.”

“Oh my god, shut up!” you groan as he reaches deeper inside you, adding another finger and stretching you further.

“As you wish,” he pumps his fingers at a faster pace, gripping your hip with one hand and bringing his face to your chest so he can lick at a nipple. A spark shoots down your spine and you can feel him chuckle as your body starts to shiver.

His fingers are pounding against your insides. You can feel yourself throbbing around him, clenching and wanting more, so he adds a third finger and fucks you at a punishing pace. You bite your own lip to keep back what was going to be an embarrassing moan, but he nips at your nipple and you let out a small shout.

Just as he finally starts reaching at that spot in you that has you seeing stars, he slips his fingers out. You're going to berate him for throwing you off just as the pleasure was building, but he already has his cock placed at your entrance, so close to sliding in.

“You ready?” he whispers, and you nod so quickly you think you may have pulled a muscle.

 He releases a breathy moan as he slides all the way in you, reaching right where you need him but still stubbornly not giving it to you.

“Wade, move!” you cry. He responds by smacking your ass and pulling you into his lap. You’re seated on his thighs as he throws your legs over his shoulders, folding you in half as he starts thrusting in and out of you. The position has you feeling so much closer to him, like he has free reign to stroke every part of you.

You grip onto his shoulders and try to interlock your ankles together to help you hold onto him as he pumps his cock into you faster. Wade moans so deep it sounds like a growl and you clench around him at the sound.

“Fuck!” he cries before kissing you, harshly making out as his hips continue to piston inside you. You can feel the vibrations of his moans against your own mouth, and it’s enough to make your muscles twitch around him again.

“Shit, Wade,” you whisper. “I’m going to–”

“Yeah, babe?” he says in between kissing you. “Go, do it. Come for me.”

You rip away from his mouth and release with a moan, your entire body burning as you quiver around his cock. He leans his head into your neck and bites down on the juncture between your neck and shoulder as he comes, filling you so completely you never want him to leave. 

You finally come down from your orgasm and relax in his lap, wrapping your arms around his shoulders. Wade is still panting, but he keeps kissing across your face, smiling when you reciprocate and kiss his forehead. 

“You’re making every thought that passes through my head sound like an ABBA song,” he whispers, eyes closed.

“That might be the closest thing to a love confession I’ve gotten out of you.”

[f4nrir]

hi again boyf

in need of deadpool x male reader where deadpool is getting off and thinking of reader so he calls reader while they're at work and teases them by moaning and touching himself while on a call with reader. reader can't do anything bc they're at work so it's all just a tease but it ends with a very sexually frustrated reader leaving work abruptly to go bang/get banged by his lover

ok bye ty love <3

office hours

— pairing; wade wilson x male reader

note: thank you for requesting this ?! got the random urge to write for him so i tackled this request, sorry for letting it rot in my inbox for a bit.. ALSO! to my mutuals, let me know if you'd like to be on my tag list.

cw: teasing, degradation, sub!wade, dom!reader, office masturbation, a bit of phone sex (?), daddy kink.

it was a slow day in the office, which you enjoyed as you took avantage of these opportunities to catch up on paperwork that needed to be done. you glanced behind you, noticing the piles of folders that needed to be gone over and you turned your focus back to the file presented in front of you. enjoying your peace, you immediately got to work before the opportunity of getting interrupted presented itself to you. 

someone else beat you to it and you groaned in frustration; how wonderful.  

you looked at the caller id, not surprised by who it was but it concerned you since it was wade. even though he called you throughout the day to check up on you, or simply talk to you since he was bored, he never called you at this time of day. you worried a lot about him ever since you found about his identity of deadpool, knowing that he’s reckless and irresponsible at times. you answered his call, hoping that your conclusions didn’t become reality as your mind jumped to the worst scenarios. 

“wade? are you–” the sounds of his moans filled the end of the line and a blush crept up to your face, instantly turning down your volume due to your paranoia that someone would hear your call. 

“someone busy? or can you make some time for me..” he teased as he continued, the faint sound of skin slapping and something wet in the background as he talked. you could only assume lube, as this wasn’t a foreign sound unbeknownst to you. “wade.. i’m trying to catch up on paperwork here,” you groaned as the familiar feeling of your bulge pressing against your tight slacks came to your attention. 

“then hang up. but you don’t want to, huh? you’d rather listen to me fuck myself and pump my cock?” his words never failed to get to you, even though he talked confidently you were always the one to fuck him numb to put him in his place. “ever thought of the possibility that you can’t finish by yourself, and you need my help?” you answered back in defense and he fell silent, the sound of lube and his groans filling the call as you chuckled to yourself. “you’re such a pathetic whore, you know that wade? go finish by yourself.”

“nono, please don’t hang up!” he pleaded, a hint of submission in his voice. you placed your phone closer to your ear and you adjusted in your seat, the sound of your belt unbuckling coming to his attention as he whined into the call. “i can’t believe i’m doing this right now..” you mumbled to yourself while you began to stroke your own cock, light groans and pants filling wade’s ear. 

he began to touch himself, imagining that it was your hand performing that action for him. he moaned profusely, not caring if anyone heard. you loved that about him, he was shameless and wanted everyone to know that he was yours just by how good you were making him feel. 

“daddy.. please come home,” he begged, the nickname causing you to almost cum right then and there on your seat. “sweetheart, you know i can’t.. i’m busy” you reasoned while looking around the room, thinking you could take it home and have him help you finish the files. 

“then talk me through it?” he asked and you felt your heart flutter in your chest at the idea of it all.

“you’re such a desperate slut, huh?” you teased, earning a moan from wade. “for you, daddy. please talk to me.” 

you cleared your throat and put the speaker closer to your mouth, “touch yourself for me. imagine my hand stroking that pretty cock of yours as i press my fingers into your aching hole, pumping them to give you a sense of relief.” wade gasped at your words and sped up his pace, doing his best to relieve himself but couldn’t since it wasn’t you doing it to him. 

you continued to touch yourself to the thought of him on your shared bed, pathetically jerking himself off. “oh wade, don’t go quiet on me now. háblame, cariño” wade’s muffled moans filled his end of the line, the sounds of skin slapping becoming apparent as you listened closely. 

“want your cock in me– i need you to fuck me numb, i can’t do it without you. please, daddy. please.. ah!” you knew he hit his prostate as the sound of him mewling at the contact was engraved in your head, due to the amount of times you’ve done it to him during sex. 

giving into your temptations, you fixed your belt and began to pack your things. wade stopped, as he got the wrong idea “no no, where are you going? please don’t go–” you cut him off, “i’m on my way home. prep yourself and you’re going to help me with my files when we’re done.” 

wade smiled as he spoke, taking his hand off his cock as he’d rather save it for when you’re home, “yes, sir”.

“good boy. i’m on my way home,” you hung up right after and continued to pack the rest of your files before leaving your office, abruptly closing the door behind you.

tag: @anglhrts

[manlicker69]

How would you feel about doing some Noir or L headcanons with a police officer or private detective s/o? 😘 I super enjoy your writing!! It’s good that see that your account is progressing so much! Ignore if you feel like it, be sure to have a good day!

Ooooo I really like that!! I'll write them on a separate post and @ you when it's done!! I'm super glad and really appreciate your kind support :3

My requests are OPEN!!

EDITED :: it’s all done!!! go to my master list to find :3

[pastafossa]

SQUEEEEE!!!!! MY TWO FAVORITE HEROS MIGHT TEAM UP IN MY FAVORITE DD FIC!!! IM FEELING FERAL!!! But, seriously, I probably wouldn't love DD as much as I do now if it wasn't for all the mentor matt fics that came out after NWH that got me to watch the show so the idea that spidy/peter might show up soon has me fucking ecstatic

Wouldn't be a long DD fic without Spidey showing up! 🥰🥰🥰 I've honestly been so excited to bring him in, biding my time until the timeline matched. He was one of the first superheroes I latched onto via cartoons as a kid and then the movies started and I just - I fucking love Spiderman, I've loved all of his movies, loved the different takes on him with Tobey and Andrew and now Tom and all the Spideys in Into the Spider-Verse, too, so I knew I couldn't do TRT without having him show up - and especially since NWH and the ensuing fic was a LOT of peoples' introduction to Charlie!Daredevil, and that makes me so, SO happy cause it gives me more people to talk about Daredevil with, and it means Charlie gets more love, which I'm all for obviously. 😂

It's basically an open secret now so I may as well just confirm he's going to be our next cameo when we hit Queens, and it's not going to be the 'two people removed' cameo like Tony Stark. This will be actual Peter and he'll be popping in and out going forward, as will some other characters. Cause at this point, we're not only approaching Sokovia Accords: Population All Enhanced, but we're also reaching the tipping point at which Jane is going to be known enough for other heroes to come knocking.

ding dong who's that oh it's steve who could he be looking for

[guybracha]

Marvel ai fanart - part 2

Deadpool, Dr Doom, The Fantastic Four, Ghost Rider, Groot, Kang the Conquerer, Miss Marvel, Moon Knight, Namor, and Shang-Chi.

To Complete gallery

[suprgamr66]

Writer comment: This is the uncut version of something I had to submit to school that I wanted to see the light of day because what I had to submit, in my opinion, sucked compared to this. I hope you guys enjoy the first of the infinitewatch chronicles

The Infinite Watch Chronicles: The Omniversal Dead

By: suprgamr66

As the fight goes on, the stone castle Scorpion and Sub-zero were fighting Havik in stayed cold and filled with gold in the room they were in. An ominous bowl of lava was staring them down, almost begging to send someone into it. Scorpions red ninja outfit stained with havik’s blood as his limbs and body regenerates every injury. Sub-zero freezes Havik in place with an ice ball. Havik’s vest and white pants glistening in the ice. As scorpion goes to deal a final blow, a bright white light flashes and they’re all suddenly transported to a dark forest. They can hear someone threatening a group in a cocky voice. Scorpion says, “maybe we should form a temporary alliance with havik until we get back home. We’re gonna need all the help we can get.” Havik has a look in his eyes that appears to mean that he agrees. Sub-zero says,

“If he betrays us I will rip off his head. I don’t care how many times it grows back.” Scorpion melts the ice keeping havik encased. Havik’s raspy voice says,

“Thank you” once his head is freed from the ice. Once his entire body is out of the ice they weave through the thick forest before they find a clearing, where a man in a leather jacket is pacing, pointing a bat wrapped in barbed wire at people as he passed them, surrounded by a large group of people, like some sick game of duck duck goose. Sub-zero said,

“Hold our position here, I want to see what he does”. The man in the leather jacket says,

“Eenie, meenie, miney, you” and he hits a man with red hair and red mustache. Blood starts pouring out of his head. “LOOK AT THIS GUY! TOOK A HIT TO THE HEAD AND IS TAKING IT LIKE A CHAMP!” The man straightens his back and in a deep angry voice says,

“drink… my… almond milk”. Havik seemed to enjoy seeing this however Scorpion and Sub-zero seemed utterly shocked by the attack the man had performed. The man continued smashing the head until it was nothing but a bloody pulp on the ground. A man in the center said,

“I will kill you. Not today, not tomorrow, but someday.” As the man in the leather jacket begins to walk away he is punched by a man in a denim jacket but is held back from doing anymore by some of the people surrounding the people in the middle. The man gets back up after getting punched and says,

“Back to it” and hits another man on the head. This time the hit was harder and caused the eye to pop out of the socket. Havik leaned forward as if watching his favorite show while Scorpion and Sub-zero were disgusted and shocked by what had been done.

“This is not honor”, Sub-zero said.

“You’re right brother”, Scorpion replied. The man who was hit over the head started stuttering as if struggling to speak. The man in the leather jacket says,

“Woah, I can’t tell but it looks like you’re trying to speak! But you just took one heck of a hit and got hit so hard your eye popped out of your socket”. The man who’s eye is popped out stutters the words,

“Maggie… I will find you”. The man in the leather jacket realizes who he was to Maggie and regrets his decision saying,

“Ah heck. I know this is hard for you. But you have to learn. No exceptions.” He finishes finishes the job, a little quicker this time but still beating the head to a pulp. Scorpion says,

“We must help them” Sub-zero replies,

“While I want the glory of saving these people and killing that man it is not worth it right now. We need to wait until he leaves. We can kill him when he comes back.” Scorpion nods but Havik appears impatient. The man in the leather jacket takes the man who threatened to kill him into a RV. They drive away which Sub-zero sees as his chance to save those captured. He says, “alright, come on, let’s go” scorpion throws his arrow head that’s attached to a chain, it hits a man and he bellows in a deep voice,

“GET OVER HERE!” And he pulls the chain, ripping out the heart which he sets on fire and kicks back, hitting leaked gas lines and causing an explosion setting multiple people on fire. Sub-zero freezes others, crushing their heads upon reaching them, causing blood to spill on the ground. Havik goes in and rips off is arm using it as a bat against two people blood spilling as the heads are knocked off. His arm regrows and he punches another person so hard his hand breaks of and there’s just two arm bones. He stabs a man in the stomach with his bones and rips a hole causing the man’s intestines to fall out. One man runs to try and find where the man in the leather jacket went. After all the people surrounding the others were dead, Scorpion and Sub-zero went to aid the others but havik appeared to be in pain as a he regrew his hand. The people who’d been surrounded, looking stunned, stared at their rescuers as they were brought back to their feet. A boy in a sherif’s hat asked,

“Did you make sure to destroy all the heads?” Sub-zero replied

“It’s too inefficient to aim only for the heads.” The boy responded,

“No. You have too. Where have you been the past two years.” Sub-zero looked at the boy in confusion before havik screamed out in pain. Everyone turned to look at him as one of the people killed was biting havik’s arm. Scorpion quickly threw out the spear head on a chain. It hit the dead man in the head and upon contact scorpion pulled it back ripping the head off. The man in the denim jacket says,

“We’re lucky it was just the arm. We can amputate to save him.” Without hesitation Sub-zero grabs havik by the wrist, turning it to ice and shatters the arm, leaving ice shards all over the ground. But, havik screams out in pain as the arm fails to grow back and blood flows from the wound. Stunned Sub-zero takes a step back, confused as scorpion moves in and creates fire in his hand, cauterizing the wound on contact with the wound. Havik screams out when the flame makes contact. After an agonizing minute of screaming Havik’s arm grows back. Sub-zero asks,

“What happened? You haven’t had any problems regrowing any part of your body before.” Havik responds,

“I don’t know, it feels like my powers have been weakened since arriving here. I’m not sure I can regrow my limbs anymore.” After this, they all go around, stabbing the heads of the dead that haven’t already had their heads destroyed or brain trauma. Scorpion asks,

“What is happening and where in the world are we.” The boy in the hat says,

“Welcome, to when the dead have risen. My names carl, that man’s name is Daryl.” He points to the man in the denim jacket, Carl continues, “That girl over there is named Sasha and depending on how long you were watching us, that’s Maggie.” Carl points to a girl sitting and crying over the remains of one of the people killed by the man in the leather jacket. “The girl over there with the sword is Michone” Carl says. “We lost good men today,” carl continued. “Can you help us?” Scorpion replied,

“Of course. What honor would we have if we didn’t help the weak.” Suddenly, they all hear rustling leaves and they see one of the men that escaped however he’d been captured by another man. Carl had a horrified look on his face as he whispered,

“The governor”

“Who?” Sub-zero asked.

“The governor” carl responded. “He drove us from our last home but died in the process”

“Then how is he here?” Scorpion asked

“I don’t know.” Carl replied. “But we need to kill him now, before he c-.” Before Carl can finish his sentence Sub-zero freezes the governor and scorpion throws his spear chain into the governor’s head and rips it from the body.

“Problem solved.” Havik says. Scorpion throws his chain again but this time wraps it around the man that the governor had.

“What is your name,” scorpion growls. The man replies,

“Simon. I’m Negan’s second in command.”

“Who’s Negan,” scorpion asks.

“I’m Negan,” Simon grunts at him. Scorpion looks confused until Carl says,

“They all call themselves Negan. It’s some form of loyalty I think.” Scorpion says,

“I guess Negan was the one who killed all those people. Well if he’s the second in command maybe we can trade for that guy back.” Carl says,

“That guy is my father and the leader of my group. I’ll kill Negan if he kills him.” Scorpion nods. Daryl says,

“His name is Rick. He’s like a brother to me.” Suddenly, the trailer comes back. The same one Negan had taken Rick in. As Negan comes out he is filled with shock as he sees all his men except Simon who was being held hostage to trade for Rick.

“What happened here,” Negan said in an angry booming voice.

“What happened is we saved these people you were killing without honor.” Sub-zero responds. Havik snarls as he looks at Negan. Rick looks just as shocked but does have a look of slight relief when seeing what was left of his group still alive. Scorpion says,

“We will trade your second in command, Simon, for rick.” Before Negan can respond, there’s a giant gold flash and a giant humanoid figure explodes from the trees. Everybody screams except Havik, Scorpion, and Sub-zero who jump back with a look of determination in their eyes. Before anybody can do anything, the titan reaches down and grabs Negan, throws him in the air, and eats him.

“What the f—,” Scorpion is cut off as a man in a red suit shows up and says

“Hey hey, let’s keep this pg.”

“Who are you,” Scorpion says.

“Hi, I’m Deadpool. We aren’t supposed to curse here. The writer needs to submit this to school.” Scorpion stands there confused and asks,

“What?” Deadpool responds,

“Don’t worry about it. You probably won’t survive long enough to know who he is. I’ve seen the story plan.” Scorpion shakes his head in confusion as a man in full black armor from head to toe with a silver visor and a glowing yellow V emanating from the visor.

“Hello,” the armored man says. “I don’t have time to explain my soldier here. However, you want to get home right? Join us and we’ll get you and your allies back to your home universe.” Scorpion responds,

“What do I need to do.”

“Kill anybody who doesn’t have an armor similar to mine.” Without hesitation scorpion turns to Deadpool, notices he doesn’t have an armor, pulls out his spear and chain, and stabs Deadpool through the heart.

“WHAT THE FLAPJACKS!” Laughing, infinite says,

“Not him. One he can’t die. Two he refuses to wear his armor due to that fact.” Deadpool says,

“Oh shut up you genocidal maniac.” Scorpion looks at Deadpool, then the armored man says,

“He’s just a little insane. Don’t worry. My name’s infinite by the way.” Scorpion replies,

“I will honor this agreement infinite. However, should you make an attempt to commit genocide as Deadpool appears to think, I will not hesitate to cut your head off and end all you stand for.” As he says this another flash, similar to when the first titan showed up. This one appears to be covered in some form of armor. He see’s subzero go to attack the first titan. He freezes the entire body and shatters it killing the titan. However the second titan grabs Sub-zero and before he can react crushes him. Blood spilling from its hand where sub-zero had once been. Deadpool says,

“Honestly I can’t remember the story plan but I at least he died when he was supposed to.” Scorpion was distraught as his brother had just been killed right in front of his eyes. What was left of sub-zero’s body splashed onto the ground in all the blood that had spilled after being crushed. Suddenly, chaos sprung. Cracks in reality started appearing everywhere. People that scorpion had never seen before began spilling from them. There was a clown that appeared to be dancing before biting havik’s head off killing him. Scorpion exclaimed,

“What in the actual f—“ Deadpool cut in,

“Hey! I told you we need to keep it clean. He needs to submit this and if I’m guessing correctly this rough draft is already way off the word limit.” Scorpion responds

“I still don’t understand what you’re talking about and don’t care. My brother was just killed before my eyes and a man who should be able to come back from anything is dead from a clown biting his head off.” Deadpool responds,

“Yeah this is kinda dark. I may enroll the writer in therapy after this is over.” Scorpion says,

“Just stop. You need to stop.” Deadpool changes the subject saying,

“Look over there, they aren’t wearing armor.” Scorpion says,

“No. I can’t kill them. I just saved them. That would be cruel.” Deadpool says,

“Fine, don’t go home infinite’s a man of his word but if you don’t hold true neither will he.” Scorpion says,

“Fine.” He walks over to carl, uncertain as to what he’s doing. He draws his sword and as Carl sees what he’s doing his eyes grow wide with fear. He draws his gun but scorpion is too fast. Before Carl can pull the trigger he teleports behind him and uses his spear chain to stab in in the head. Blood splatters from the wound and Carl falls to the ground, dead. Maggie screams and charges at scorpion but when she’s in range Scorpion draws his sword which he had previously sheathed after killing Carl, and partially cuts her head in half horizontally. He see’s Sasha and throws his spear and chain. Piercing her head and ripping it off of her body. Michone draws her sword and briefly duels as the steel sparks but she’s no match for the trained ninja of the Lin Kuei. She’s cut in half vertically at the end of the duel, blood pooling around her halves. Suddenly, a man who appeared to be around five foot three shoots through one of the cracks with fury in his eyes. He shot what appeared to be cables on the trees swinging around using some kind of gear he killed the armored titan with some sort of rocket explosive before it could do anymore damage. Scorpion took his chance and teleported behind him. Scorpion smashed the man to the ground with a swift, fiery, kick. He dropped to the ground and stabbed the man in the chest. Before he could die, the man began speaking Japanese. Scorpion asked,

“Who?” The man, with his last breath said,

“Berahtoldt.” Scorpion turns to Deadpool and asks,

“Who’s berahtoldt?” Deadpool responds,

“Flappy bird!” Scorpion looks confused before Deadpool continues, “berahtoldt Hoover is the holder of the colossal titan. If he’s here we need to kill him before he can transform.” Scorpion was confused but rightly filled with fear. Suddenly Deadpool points to a man in similar gear compared as the man scorpion had just killed. Without hesitation scorpion throws his chain, stabbing Berahtoldt in the head, this time he didn’t rip the head off. Instead he sent a fire ball down the chain and exploded his head. Blood splattering everywhere. Suddenly someone who appeared to be a 9th grade English teacher was running across the battle field however there was a red glow in her eyes. Believing this to be another enemy he sprints forward and cuts her in half, blood and intestines spilling from her body. Scorpion begins a blind rage killing almost anybody in his path blood staining his once yellow suit turning it a dark red. So many bodies of other universally people were littering the ground. Even the clown that had killed havik. Suddenly he sees someone appear through another crack in reality and he charges forward and stabs the man only to realize it was fire god liu kang. Scorpion gasps and says,

“Lord liu kang!” He coughs up blood and says,

“Still a warrior I see.” Scorpion, distraught screams out of devastation. The man Rick walks over. Also devastated, knowing what scorpion had done, shoots him in the head. Blood splattering everywhere he walks off. However, before long infinite realizes how big a mess everything had become and he places a dark purple crystal on the ground. He shoots a dark purple lighting bolt from his finger tips which begins destabilizing the crystal. He calls out to Deadpool saying,

“They’re all dead. We’ll handle the other disturbed timelines later. I just destabilized the crystal we need to go.” Deadpool responds,

“Why can’t we stay, I like this place, it’s chaotic” infinite shoots back,

“It’s chaotic because of what wasn’t supposed to happen. You know no universe is this chaotic.” The blood stained ground near the crystal started getting vaporized and destroyed. “Deadpool! It’s time to go!” Infinite yells.

“Fine, but you owe me a trip the chaos realm.” Deadpool groans. Infinite responds,

“Fine, just come on.” As they leave the entire universe is vaporized by the crystal and destroyed. Not a single trace of the universe was left and where once a mighty universe stood there was simply nothing.

[yesand87]

My list of characters I identify with somehow became an alternative recasting of:

Starring: A loser making a deal with a BAMF alien...

A fashion icon leaving her abusive boyfriend for a sweet botanist...

And an omnipotent trio with a song for EVERY occasion!

FEED ME EDDIE!

Feed me all night looong!

[flowers-in-my-urethra]

[montimer]

Deadpool x reader Nsfw hc's

Gn!reader, smut ! Both dom 'n sub

Sub!Wade

He's not embarrassed about being loud, he'll moan endlessly

Hes probably in his costume and mask on (mask is pulled up to his nose) so you can't see it but his eyes roll back every time he feels you hitting the right spot

Loves the fact that you can take control over him

The more he loses himself in pleasure the more he'll obey you

Hes into almost anything, as long as ur comfy and enjoying this too

Tie him down and make him beg for you to touch him

Touching his chest will make him feel very loved

Tease and bite his nipples, he will give out whimpers and high pinched moans

Kiss him until his gasping for air

The way you slowly move ur hand along his skin makes his head spin

Praise him and tell him how good he is

You can make him cum sometime with out even touching him

Or call him ur slut/whore and degenerate him. He will beg for you to punish him

Kiss him all over, it will make him into a flustered mess

He'll let you use toys on him. Put a vibrator in him and play with it, it'll make him go crazy.

He'll throw his head back as he cums

As an aftermath kiss him passionately and tell him how much you love him and what a good boy he was, he needs it really. Tho it might make him aroused again, maybe a round two?

Dom!Wade

He doesn't care what pose you guys are in, he just wants to feel you

He will make you suck his dick while praising you, groaning and low moans leaving his mouth.

He'll wrap his arms around you and hold you close

If its in doggy style, he will bite you from behind, sucking and leaving love bites on ur neck

He loves it when you ride him, he will massage ur chest. When his close he will grab you by the waist and fasten the pace

He'll make you moan out what you want and might tease you a bit

He cant help it, you just look so cute begging for him

He will be gentle if you ask him. Hes a softie for you

He will want you to sit on his face, no matter your weight he will want ur full weight on him. He'll eat you out/suck you hungrily, his hands wrapped around ur legs to keep you there.

He'll moan out ur name so lovingly as he cums

As aftermath he'll cuddle you close, burying his head into ur chest.

Bonus funny lil hc:

He'll try bringing romantic atmosphere by having the bed covered with roses and him laying on bed in 'paint me like one of your french girls' pose

[lillian-gallows]

Kinktober Day 15: Shotgunning with Deadpool

Pairing: Deadpool x Nongendered!Reader Word Count: 2201 Warning: Drug use (weed), Shotgunning, Wade's affinity for nicknames, Making out, Lil bit of heavy petting (Over clothes). Kinktober Master(sub)list.

Minors DNI

You and Wade Wilson have a…Unique relationship.

It started simply enough. You were neighbors, your apartment being to the left of his. You’d seen him a few times in passing, weird ass red and black suit and swords and guns, covered in blood on more occasions than not, which he always promised wasn’t his as if that was any comfort.

It didn’t take long for his job as a mercenary to get mentioned, though it was in this quickly mentioned and moved on from way, like when the person you’re talking to already knows a fact, so you touch on it and leave it at that to continue the conversation.

It made the weapons make more sense, but it did nothing to explain the full body suit he wore, though with the way he joked about his “ugly mug” you had a feeling that he may have scars from his work or maybe a birthmark that he didn’t like people to see.

You could respect that, not like it was anyone’s business anyway.

For months the only interactions you had with the man were when your paths crossed in the hallways, stairwell, or at the mailboxes. That is, till he fell through your window one night at three in the morning, covered in blood and missing a whole fucking hand.

He’d thought your window was his.

After panicking, because what the actual fuck, you helped him back to his apartment and basically babysat him while his hand grew back because you didn’t really believe that it would. Then it did.

You know about Mutants, have several friends who are mutants, it was nothing out of the ordinary for you, but this was a lot to take in, especially after being woken from dead sleep.

Wade had offered you some weed to help calm your nerves, and his at having someone in his space but you hadn’t known that at the time.

That was how you two fell into a semi-routine of hanging out once or twice a week to smoke and watch shit T.V.

He’d never taken his mask all the way off, but in order to take hits and eat he’d had to lift it, showing the scars that covered the skin on his chin and mouth, you make a point of not letting your eyes linger on his bare skin, so as not to make him uncomfortable, but the truth was it didn’t bother you.

This particular day you’d been a little late to the sesh because you’d decided to cook instead of order in, food was usually on you since Wade provided the weed, and it was more than a fair trade, and you always either bought or made enough for leftovers. Win, win, win.

You had to kick the door rather than knock, hands too full of the baking dish filled to the brim with lasagna, and the bag full of smaller snacks hanging from your arm.

The door opened a moment later to reveal Wade taking up the while doorway with his broad body, clad in a pair of grey sweats, a black hoodie, and his red and black mask. It always threw you for a loop seeing him in casual clothes but still wearing the mask, but you doubted he had a casual mask he could wear, unless he wanted to wear a ski mask or something, which would be even weirder.

“Hey, sweet thang!” He was grinning as he spoke, energy was infectious as a smile of your own found your face.

“Hey, mind letting me in? Or would you rather eat this off the floor?” You joked as you shifted your hold on the dish.

He moved to let you in, muttering a “I’d eat it off you if you let me.” As you reach the kitchen, the sound of the door closing behind you almost concealing the words.

He said stuff like that a lot. Sometimes you wondered if he actually meant it or if it was one of his ‘boxes’, or just an intrusive thought given voice. You hoped it was the first option but seeing as he never acted on any of it or said it in a way that he thought you’d hear, you assumed it was one of the others and never called attention to it.

You wished he meant it though. In the time since you’d gotten to know the man, in all his insane antics and danger, you also learned he was actually really sweet and thoughtful. He’s also sad, and really lonely. He’s mentioned someone he calls Wolvie being a friend, but usually complains about how mean he is in the same breath, so you’re not sure how many friends Wade actually has.

What you knew for sure though, was that you had the worst schoolgirl style crush on him.

It was a little embarrassing and you hoped it wasn’t obvious. He never said anything about it if it was, not counting his mutterings, but you weren’t going to hold him to words said that you clearly weren’t meant to hear.

It didn’t take long for you to settle into his couch, a cloud of smoke floating over your head as the sound of the T.V. filtered into your ears, the characters on it were in a similar position to you and Wade, smoking and letting the bonelessness take over, only they were clearly the love interest of the movies narrative. You watched as the man leaned in and blew the smoke into the woman’s mouth, a slow and sensual curl of grey that looked like an ethereal kiss.

You knew what shotgunning was, but you’d never had the chance to try it with someone, and you felt your face flush as you imagined doing it with Wade.

“You good there, cherry tomato?” He teased as he passed the joint to you, the second one of the day, and freshly lit.

“Yeah.” You managed, voice sounding a little tight, but you could blame it on lack of breath before taking a hit, the smoke burning its way through your lungs then turning everything soft. You pointed at the T.V. “You ever done that?” You asked without thinking, the weed asking the question for you.

He looked at the T.V., where the pair were still passing smoke between their lips and so close to kissing, then back to you. “What, shotgunning? Yeah, not great for getting high, but really good for getting in someone’s pants.” He chuckled and you could feel his eyes on you, scanning over you like he could tell why you’d asked. “Why? You wanna try it?” He teased.

The question made you jump a little, or it felt like a little, you could have jumped a mile, or you may not have moved at all, it was hard to tell.

Your face scrunched in what you hoped looked like nonchalance. “Nah, just curious is all.” You lied.

You felt his body heat before anything else and when you turned to look at him, his head was tilted, and a smirk planted firmly on his lips.

“That blush says otherwise.” He still sounded teasing, but there was something under it, a low rumble that denoted a seriousness you weren’t used to from the merc.

“So, what if I do?” You shrugged, trying not to give away how your heart was hammering in your chest.

He mimicked your shrug. “If you ask nicely, I might be willing to help you out.”

You rolled your eyes, of course he would find a way to turn this into a game, cheeky bastard.

“Please, oh please, Wade. Won’t you teach me how to shotgun?” You said, calling his bluff with sass dripping from every word.

His smirk spread into a slow grin. “Well, since you asked so politely. Sure, Dollface, I’ll teach ya.” He said, sitting back against the couch once more and patting his lap. “C’mere.”

For as high as you felt moments ago, you now felt jarringly sober now, you hadn’t thought he was being serious, not with the way you both always tease each other, but you found yourself crawling from your spot on the couch with shaky limbs to straddle Wades lap anyway.

You swallowed thickly as your hands came to rest of his shoulders, unsure of where else to put them, while his made themselves perfectly at home on your hips.

As if sensing your nerves, you saw his smile soften. “You know you don’t have to do anything, right? I won’t be offended.” There was something insecure in his words, like he was worried he was the reason you might not want to.

“I wouldn’t have moved if I didn’t want to, Wade.” You answered. “I was pretty comfy.” You smiled and he snorted softly.

“Okay, then.” He said before one of his hands left your hip to pick up the still smoldering joint. “It’s really simple. I take a hit, then we get nice and close, and you inhale when I exhale. Got it?” He asked, holding the roach inches from his lips.

You nodded. “Got it.”

The cherry glowed as he drew in, holding it in his mouth as his other hand found its way to your cheek, tilting your head to line up your mouths, your lips parted in anticipation and your fingers curled into the soft fabric of his hoodie, the muscles under your hands flexed at the action, but there was no reaction beyond that.

Holding the joint away from both of you, he leaned in slowly, you could feel his eyes watching you but all you could look at were his lips, scarred as the rest of what you’ve seen of him, but you could see from the shape that they were once full and pouty.

The smoke curled from between his lips as he blew it gently toward you, and you inhaled as much as you could, what little you missed went twisting up into the air over your head.

He was right when he said this wasn’t very good for getting high, as you held the secondhand smoke and felt it do almost nothing, but with the proximity, the solid press of his body under yours, you understood why the pair on the T.V. had seemed to enamored with each other. You felt drunk on him and nothing had really even happened yet.

Blowing the smoke over your heads to join the rest of the cloud you felt something twitch against your leg, and it didn’t take a genius to figure out what it was.

Wade was hard.

“Well? What do you think?” He asked once you looked back at him, his voice was low, just this side of a whisper.

“I don’t know…Think I might need another try, you know, to really decide how I feel about it…” You murmured, eyes flitting between his and his lips.

The corner of his mouth ticked up slightly and he nodded, bringing the joint back to his lips. This time as he exhaled and you inhaled, you felt his cock jump again, and rather than resist the urge, you pressed against him, almost grinding.

Wade’s breath turned shuddery and his hold on you tightened slightly. “That’s just not fair, Babycakes…” He scolded lightly, not actually bothered by your actions.

“Who ever said I play fair?” You countered, smirking down at him, still mere inches from his face.

He nodded slowly, like he was thinking out his next move. “Well, then in that case…” He trailed off before taking hold of your hips once more, and in a motion more fluid than you expected, maneuvering both of your bodies till you were laying on the couch, and he was hovering over you. “I won’t either.”

You stared up at him wide-eyed for a moment as your mind caught up to your body, and when it did, you brought your hands to his face, the muscles there twitched as if resisting a kneejerk reaction, but he didn’t move. “Not gonna touch the mask.” You promised. ���But if you don’t kiss me, I think I might just die.”

He leaned even closer, so close you could almost feel his skin. “We can’t have that, now, can we?” He whispered, breath ghosting over your lips, then he made contact.

His lips weren’t as rough as his scars might lead one to think, scar tissue tends to be thick but rather soft, and his was no exception, but you were too busy focusing on just how good a kisser Wade was. Tilting his head to mold his lips to yours, teeth and tongue meeting yours smoothly and even sweetly. It all made your heart soar, and your pussy clench.

Your hands trailed down his body slowly, feeling every dip and curve he had to offer, till you reached the bulge in his pants, giving a careful stroke over the fabric, and earning a pleased hum for your efforts.

“That’s a dangerous game, you sure you wanna play it?” He asked against your lips.

“More than sure.” You answered.

That game was played for the rest of the night, and most of the next day.

[squippy360]

Masterlist

~Requests open~

About me

Steve Rogers

Is Daddy's little boy enjoying himself?

Sub!Steve x Dom!Male reader

Steve x male reader x Clint

Steve x male reader x Clint

Steve x male reader x Clint

Steve x male reader x Clint

Sub!Steve x Dom!M/n

Dom!Steve x Sub!M/n

Sub!Steve x Dom!M/n

Principal!Steve x Sub!M/n

Principal!Steve x Sub!M/n

Principal!Steve x Sub!M/n x ???

Stucky x male reader

DarkDom!Steve x SlaveSub!M/n

DarkDom!Steve x SlaveSub!M/n part 2

DarkDom!Steve x SlaveSub!M/n alternate ending

DarkDom!Steve x SlaveSub!M/n Steve's ending

DarkDom!Steve x SlaveSub!Male reader Final

Steve x Tony x Bucky x M/n

Stucky x DarkDom!Male reader

Stucky x DarkDom!Male reader

Steve x P**nstar M/n

Steve x Merman!Reader fluff

Steve x Merman!Reader smut

Steve x Bucky x Natasha x Wanda x Male reader x Tony

Steve x Bucky x Sam x M/n

Cold!Steve Rogers x Hot!Male Reader x Cold!Bucky Barnes

Sub!Steve x Dom!Male reader x Sub!Bucky

Sub!Steve rogers x Dom!Male reader

Bucky Barnes

Bucky x male reader smut

SoftDom!Bucky x SoftSub!M/n

Stucky x Male Reader

Steve x Tony x Bucky x M/n

Bucky x Blind!M/n

Stucky x DarkDom!M/n

Bucky x Steve x Sam x M/n

Cold!Steve Rogers x Hot!Male Reader x Cold!Bucky Barnes

ShySub!Bucky Barnes x Dom!Male reader

DarkDom!Bucky Barnes x SlaveSub!Male Reader

Sub!Steve x Dom!male reader x Sub!Bucky

Really dark dom!Winter soldier x Slave!Male Reader

Loki Laufeyson

SoftSub!Loki x GentleDom!M/n

Little!loki x Caregiver!Male reader

Dom!Loki x Sub!Male Reader

Thor Odinson

Sub!Thor x male reader

Tiny!M/n x Dom!Thor

Tiny!M/n x Dom!Thor

Peter quill

Sub!Peter x Dom!Male reader

Peter Parker

SoftSub!Peter Parker x SoftDom!Male reader

Sub!Peter Parker x Dom!Male reader

Sub!Peter x Male Reader x Sub!Tony

Andrew Garfield peter parker x Male reader

Peter parker x Monster!Male Reader

Peter parker x Monster!Male reader

Dom!Male Reader x Sub!Peter Parker

Clint Barton

Steve x male reader x Clint

Steve x male reader x Clint

Steve x male reader x Clint

Steve x male reader x Clint

Clint Barton x SoftDom!Male Reader

Sub!Clint barton x Dom!Male reader

Vision

coming soon...

Stephen Strange

Dom!Stephen Strange x Sub Femboy!Male reader

Tony Stark

Sub!Tony x Dom!M/n

Powerbottom!Tony x M/n

Steve x Tony x Bucky x M/n

Tony x Slave M/n

Sub!Tony x Male reader x Sub!Peter

Principal!Steve x Male Reader x Principal!Tony

Sub!Tony Stark x Dom!male reader

Scott Lang

coming soon...

Bruce Banners

coming soon...

Natasha Romanoff

Wanda x M/n x Natasha

Carol x M/n x Natasha x Wanda

Carol x M/n x Natasha x Wanda

Natasha x Bucky x Tony x Steve x Wanda x Male reader

Natasha x Femboy Male reader

Wanda Maximoff

Wanda x M/n x Natasha

Carol x M/n x Natasha x Wanda

Carol x M/n x Natasha x Wanda

Wanda x Natasha x male reader x Tony x Steve x Bucky

Natasha x Femboy male reader

Carol Danvers

Carol x M/n x Natasha x Wanda

Carol x M/n x Natasha x Wanda

Sam Wilson

Sam x Steve x Bucky x M/n

Wade Wilson

Deadpool x Male reader

Moon Knight

Marc x Monster reader x Steven

Venom/Eddie

Coming soon...

Others

Hypnosis kink scenarios

JARVIS X Femboy!Male areader

Jarvis x Male Reader

Anakin Skywalker x Little!Male Reader

König x Male reader

Celebrities

Chris Evans x DomTwink!Male Reader

Jensen ackles x Dom!Male reader

Jensen ackles x m/n

Sugar Daddy!Chris Evans x Sugar Baby!Male reader

DC

Sub!Clark Kent x Dom!Male Reader

Bottom Bruce Wayne x Male Reader

(please tell me if I'm missing something)