#such a chaotic neutral

[thejadecount]

BEHOLD

After a few hours of extensive research (and when I mean extensive I mean watching clips on YouTube and reading their wiki pages) I GIVE YOU

THE DEFINITIVE DONNIE CHART

(My reasoning is in the tags)

[arrowheadedbitch]

The difference between Tim and Jason is that Jason is chaotic good trying to look like chaotic evil but Tim is chaotic neutral teetering between good and evil (he's on good for the moment but that could change any second)

[bluewolfangel01]

Lucifer: "Mc what are you doing?"

Mc: "nothing."

Lucifer: ...

Lucifer: "Beel, explain."

Beel: "They asked to sit on my shoulders to be tall."

Lucifer: "I see now. And why is it that you wanted to be tall Mc?"

Mc: "A strange innate desire for height and the high ground."

Lucifer: 😑

Lucifer: "And you agreed to this why Beel?"

Beel: "They made me food." 🥺

[dnncats]

slaying while slaying 🔪🩸

still + alt color:

[sleepy-edits]

[tatakaeeren]

Hayato Suou being his chaotic self...

[kingchaos20]

Ecchan has gone through quite a journey in FGO.

[not-with-you-but-of-you]

LNC: JESS MARIANO edition

[weirdmarioenemies]

Name: Millennium Star

Debut: Mario Party 3

Look at this guy. That massive mustache is SO Nintendo 64! They gave those to everything, no matter how inorganic. Especially the inorganic things, it feels like! This 56-year-old looking star is allegedly a newborn infant, as a Millennium Star is born every thousand years, and this one just manifested. I'm going to see some ID before I can let this star purchase any beer!

The Millennium Star does not have ID. Did you expect a newly formed celestial being to have an ID card, you utterly silly goose? No. He has a stamp card, like he's incentivizing museum patrons to visit every exhibit. This stamp card, however, is for proving that you are worthy to be the Superstar! Mario Party stories are all about ego!

And as the player progresses, the Millennium Star is honestly pretty rude. He loves to bump into people on purpose, especially to stop them from celebrating when their goals are not fully met yet. Hey! That must be the guy in every ADHD brain turning off the dopamine receptors! Let's beat him up.

But I know what you're all wondering. Does the Millennium Star find Daisy attractive?

Yes he does! Just like a very large amount of people on the internet, he goes absolutely hubba hubba gaga for Daisy. Unfortunately, since Daisy is not playable in story mode, we don't get to see a version of this cutscene where the Millennium Star gets heart eyes over Luigi, who replaces the player's character in scenes they would have appeared in. Alas...

Not only is the Millennium Star kind of rude, but as the player proceeds, he starts to get kind of nervous. Is he hiding something? Does he want you to fail? Rather suspicious, if you ask me! Sounds like a real VILLAIN!

But he's not a villain. He's a LIAR, but not really a villain. And this all just makes it stranger, yet delightfully silly to me! This star was never the Millennium Star. This is just some guy who showed up and stole a newborn celestial being's identity and hosted a competition, hoping nobody would notice. So who the heck is he? He may not be THE Millennium Star, but he is a magical star, so I don't see the point of the impersonation. I guess he just wanted to see how far he could get. A bit of a cheeky guy! And then he leaves. Ok bye.

And if you are wondering, the real Millennium Star looks like this. But it is not funny and weird and pathetic, so it is not as interesting as the fake one. The moral of the story is there was a weird guy! See you later

[titenoute]

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Now with a Part Two

[still-a-morosexual-help]

Cute Privilege™ : allowed to get away with war crimes because the cosmic horrors find you adorable & cheeky

[probablybadrpgideas]

Hot Take: "Gay" and "Straight" should be on the Alignment Chart

Like, "Chaotic Gay" and "Chaotic Straight" are two very distinct things, right? Likewise "Gay Good" and "Straight Good".

This does imply the existence of outer planes with the Straight/Gay aligned trait inhabited by outsiders who are embodiment of Straightness/Gayness.

I see no problem with this

-Pencil

[thedickgraysons]

okay look. i KNOW the moment we get more time and content with him, it’s going to be revealed that eris is wearing a mask, and he’s doing all of these things for his mother and his people, and hey he isn’t really a BAD guy, he’s just been given a bad hand! i know this.

but at the same time i’m going to be so angry if he goes to the rhysand school of “actually im the best person ever YOU’RE wrong for ever doubting me.”

i want him to have a sharp tongue, and say some shitty things. i want him to make bad choices and not hand wave them away as good. we’ve spent far too much time with the inner circle who portray themselves as cruel, just to get genuinely offended when people then take them at their own word (and actions) treat them accordingly. i need eris to be a bitch and i need him to OWN it!! as a reward.

[stinkbrat]

i made a fenders zine !!!

i dont really want to sell it or anything, but it's been ten years i've spent with this otp so i wanted to celebrate and make a zine so im just posting all the pages and also if ur someone who also likes fenders and follows me please know that i love you

[rosy-crow]

“One of Professor Hojo’s SOLDIERS”