#sw funny

[thatannoyingbitch]

Din said Grogu is too young to speak the creed but not too young to beat your ass

[anakinskywalkerog]

my vibes everyday like

i am literally a broken record “isn’t it a miracle we all get to exist at the same time as hayden” and “isn’t it the greatest gift in the world to get to watch him act” you guys must think i’m fully insane 😂😂😂

[wackyart]

*Saël and Bail sitting in jail together* Bail: So, who should we call? Saël: I’d call Waran'ye, but I feel safer in jail

[mimi-noelle]

Crosshair: will you please let me shoot someone

Omega: only in an emergency

Later…

Omega: we are now in an emergency

Crosshair: thank god

[castametric]

this is a confession to the star wars fandom because I have to get this off my chest. last summer just for fun I taught myself to read aurebesh and. you fanartists have Got to Continue putting the most Hilarious stuff into the background of your art because it is literally my favorite thing

here’s a couple of excellent things I’ve read since I started keeping a list just last month:

- “I hate drawing lightsabers”

- “Idk what to put here”

- “stupid fucking sign”

- “eat paste, it’s good”

- an entire news article on a phone screen which I actually found really impressive

- a few funny misspellings but the best one so far was ahsoka somehow becoming “asock”

- wanted poster of obi wan that read “wanted for fashion crimes”. the caption translated it as “wanted for high treason”. like blatantly lying to my face. love it.

- door on a ship was labeled “cake storage”

- “shopping list: frogs, hair gel, lightsaber polish”

and my personal favorite:

- “if you’re reading this you’re a fucking nerd”

[almondcroissantsandink]

On this week’s episode of The Covert

[ventresses]

Star Wars: The Clone Wars (11/?)

Star Wars + Text Posts & Headlines

[sunatsubu]

Kallus got interrupted to fix a problem on the Ghost and forgot to finish his previous task

[hayden-christensen]

HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN 'Imperial March: March to May the 4th’ event at the Empire State Building | March 21, 2024

[spicynectarines]

i think those plastic toy lightsabers should exist in Star Wars canon

[missshezz]

[intermundia]

friend texted me this and im dying. why on earth would the global south play as those fighting back against imperialism?? and the global north enjoy playing out imperialist fantasies?? i’m sure there’s no implications to this whatsoever

[wackyart]

"Person of Interest"

Saël: 'Person of interest' is almost too flattering. Saël: Like, if the police were to pound on my door and go, 'A man has been murdered in your building and you are a person of interest,' I'd be like, 'Moi? Oh, do go on.' Bail: Saël, what happened ? Waran'ye: And why do I hear sirens in your street ? Saël: Surprise visit I guess ? Waran'ye: "Surprise visit" for a "surprise murder" you did ? Saël: First of all, there's no murder. Bail and Waran'ye: *sigh in relief* Saël: Just kidnapping.

[coline7373]

From this post.

[immagods]

Clones not being able to lie for shit is probably one of my most favourite things

[legobenkenobi]

both Cody and Obi-Wan are the kind of guys to realize their kids / siblings snuck out and wait up all night so when their kids get home they can dramatically spin around in a chair and turn on the light