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psykopaths · 5 months

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pintsofguinnesmakeyoustrong · 6 months

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NPMD best line deliveries

oh shit! oh fuck!! i didnt think thered be a skele'uhn here ?!? im so fucking scared of skele'uhnz!!!

dont frighten him pokey you nasssssty boy

were going to jail...and with my luck no one will even B O T H E R making me their bitch...

🐦 heyus the thing about a bãrbĕqüe...it brings folks together...from awl wawlks of laife...theyres a storhé behand everyh burrghurr...everyh kehbahhb...

but I...called God a sonofa B word...who am iaieEUGHAHuhuuuh...

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littleoceanbabe · 2 months

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i have been attacked. humiliated. demoralized. ASK THE MAN ABOUT THE DINOSAURS, PODCAST BOY 🫵

#sherlock and co #sherlock & co #s&co #sherlock and co discord #sherlock & co discord #s&co discord #john watson #HELICOPTER. ILL NEVER RECOVER.#im being v /dra /j /nsrs of course #but FUCK MAN. H E L I C O P T E R?????#fish lizard would b a cool band name ur right

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la-pheacienne · 3 months

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Some People : Ohhh Daenerys will be S O mad when she finally meets Jaime she will want to burn him alive for treason

What Daenerys will actually do : stare at Jaime for a long while in sheer amazement and then just say "tell me about T H E M".

#I want to know #I never knew my father #I want to know everything about him #The good and... the rest #and her mother #and her b r o t h e r #we shall talk when I return #i almost mistook you for aegon the conqueror #F U C K I NEED THIS FUCKING BOOK NOW #aghjhhh #jaime will finally get his chance of TALKING #and he has THINGS to say #asoiaf #valyrianscrolls #daenerys targaryen #jaime lannister #yes i am AWARE that i'm oversimplifying their first meeting and OF COURSE this is meant to get ugly at some point #but it is SO obvious to me that she will not hate the man and she will seek to understand and first of all LEARN from him #aspa rambles

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ind1c0lite · 1 year

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*kisses you**kisses you**kisses you**kisses you**kisses you**kisses y-

#ace attorney #miles edgeworth #phoenix wright #narumitsu #indys art #LINEART EMERGES OUTTA NOWHERE #though I remembered that I FUCKING H A T E doing lineart in csp the brush just #doesnt work how I want it to #Im probably gonna continue painting stuff instead and leave lineart for stuff im not fully rendering #but aside from that enjoy them <333 I need to draw them more they make me s o b

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kittensinsocks24 · 1 year

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So no Tomodachi Life?

#WHY DO I EVEN B O T H E R #well. sploon.... sploon is why I bother #nintendo direct #nintendo direct spoilers #tomodachi life #COME THE FUCK ON. IT IS SUCH AN UNTAPPED MARKET MAN #THE DEMAND IS THERE

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cursed-anduknowit · 1 year

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DRAKEN

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recurring-polynya · 1 year

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In light of that post I reblogged yesterday where it turns out that 40,000 words is considered a novel?

To be fair, there are so many worse things you could do whilst in the throes of the most well-justified mental break that anyone on any plane of existence has ever had but also--

Girl, what?

#momo hinamori #toshiro hitsugaya #'loaded with outtakes'#real credit for this goes to b3 b/c i never would have noticed this if they hadn't pointed it out in an ao3 comment once #look there is just SO MUCH going on in Color Bleach+ it's like house of fucking leaves #i believe in my heart that this issue never made it to print #both because hitsugaya shut it down as soon he saw the ad for it #--did he even see this??? he was in the living world when this issue came out.#maybe that's WHY they thought they could get away with a Capt Hitsugaya special edition--#in any case i think hisagi had an aneurysm THAT IS TOO MUCH PAPER WE WILL GO BANKRUPT #but at the same time this manuscript EXISTS #WHO has SEEN it i need to know #hisagi obvs but i doubt he read it cover to cover he was having The Struggles at the time #normally i would say renji but he was in the living world as was matsumoto #kira was also Going Thru It but i can def see him grimly beta-reading this thing #you know i hope hitsugaya WASN'T aware of this thing at all #until like 3 years later when byakuya is like 'so as per your biography--'#and toshiro is like 'as per my W H A T?'

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jeanharlowseyebrows · 1 year

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Yellowjackets Season 2 trailer screenshots

#so evil entity of the forest?? living within tai.#also i can't stop thinking about that one gifset where coach ben opens his mouth and the rest of them look at him like :|#and it's like. a pack of wolves can take down anything #hope that happens T B H #yellowjackets #the showtime logo at the bottom told me to fuck myself #spoilers #television

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psykopaths · 1 month

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Could be us, but we don't know each other yet.

#a e s t h e t i c #body art #intimate #hot as fuck #desire #couple aesthetic #asthetic #cute couple #couple cuddling #couple #couple goals #relationship goals #romance #romantic #touch #b&w aesthetic #kiss

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spockandawe · 26 days

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.....okay, I'm not stoked about this. Why do i suddenly have a ton of new notes on the months-old post about the repost of raksura short stories that got the patreon nuked? Reblogs have been off for months.

And while I'm here, any insights on why new followers when i haven't done anything but whine about how creatively dead in the water I've been? These aren't the definitely-spam followers who get elided on the notifications, i got an email for each of these. Or the like on my old old post about the jones trial? Any insights on why all this?

None of these LOOK like spam blogs, and i was curious enough that i went and searched raksura and/or my name on here, reddit, and twitter to see if there was anything likely to have done this. But tbh I'm on the verge of deciding this is the latest shitty iteration of spam bots, now with an extra veneer of pseudoreality and reporting everyone involved for spam and blocking from sheer irritation

#(the transformers interaction.... innocent. my boring old text posts freed from all relevance or context? suspicious as fuck t b h)#im not usually a stickler about this but im in the mood to try sweeping the beach clean tonight!!#all of these posts are old and boring. my latest books are no longer fresh news. and my blog is quiet and boring.#is this important? no. am i irritable enough today to try fighting the heavens? I SURE AM

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naboosands · 8 months

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Dude. DUDE

#ahsoka spoilers #>>#ANAKIN LOOKS SO GOOD FIRST OF ALL #ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS RUFFLE HIS HAIR #‘you look old’ SHUT UP LMAO #anyway onto my incoherent thoughts #CLONE WAS FLASHBACK #to say I cried would be an understatement I gasped so LOUD when I realised it was baby ahsoka #WE GOT LIVE ACTION SIEGE OF MANDALORE JESUS C H R I S T #AND REX!!! R E X!!!#yeah I can’t be normal about this I CAN’T #then they mention Kanan by name BRO. B R O I CANNOT #also my god the shots of Anakin/Vader I thought I was going to ascend #AHSOKA’S SITH EYES FLASHING FOR A MOMENT #AND THAT DUEL OH MY FUCKING GOD #okay yeah I CAN’T be normal about this I really can’t #I’m just going to scream incoherently in all my tags

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vroomian · 1 month

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Hm Hazbin oc name is Olivia or Ollie for short?

#I like it.#she presents as gender neutral as a demon because she doesn’t have any secondary sex characteristics btw #she’s a girl because it’s a habit #I’m basically giving her my gender lol #I sure have one I guess. fuck if I know what it is though! seems like a you problem t b h #vrrm vrrm #any listening animal

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dragonartist56 · 1 month

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So

I just finished Frontiers of Pandora for the first time

I uh…

I hope you guys aren’t expecting me to be normal

Because…

I won’t be :’)

Uh

Spoilers in the tags

Also

Also a l o t of screaming

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blcssom · 1 month

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i h a t e !!!!!!!!!!!!!! working i'm not built for labor i'm meant to be a lady in court strolling and gossiping all day or an eccentric trust fund baby who funnels money into nonprofits idk what i'm doING sitting at a computer listening to nerds talk about code and financial gain and accounting all day 😔

#also my new doctor has fucked w/ my meds and i don't see her again until april so : ))))))))))#it's not all her fault like i did ASK for new anxiety meds but rn i'm not on a n y t h i n g and that's !!!! fine it's fine we're fine #also feeling like mb i need a career change but it's so HARD being an adult is so hard !!!!#anyway #havin a bit of a menty b so i'll probably spend the weekend writing opens and ignoring reality xoxoxo #( chatter. )

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twistedappletree · 3 months

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look i may not show it often but if there’s one danmei ship other than zhuiling that i’m absolutely feral about, it’s wenzhou

#like #i actually fucking hate them #stupid ass dumb idiot bitches i H A T E THEM SM #absolute delectable embarrassingly gay married trash #i want to SM ACK their STUPID FACES togeTGER UNTIL THCEY FCK ING MERGE INHTO 1 COLLECTIVE QUEER ABOMINAT I ON #they’re so gay they’re so fuc king gay literally one of the most unapologetically gaYEST danmei couples in existence and im #go n a b arf #apple babble 🍎

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