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fisherrprince · 7 months

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table :)

#ffxiv #table!#Need a different wall shelf. That one is for floating #I used the simple industrial apartment as inspiration for the loft and window wall by the by. That video has instructions on how to do it #WAIT ALSO I LOGGED OUT BUT I NEED U TO KNOW #I have a fishing rack and three pairs of shoes by the door :3 #I love that the cozy shoes come with one leather pair and one pinkish and blueish pair. They’re always welcome here;;;

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thunderon · 9 months

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“long hair on guys doesn’t make them less masculine. think keanu reeves, jason momoa, danny trejo, or the guy at your local dive bar who rides a motorcycle”

*the crowd nods*

“so long hair doesn’t necessarily determine masculinity”

*the crowd, more hesitant, still nodding*

“butches can have long hair—“

*GUNSHOT*

#the tedtalk i would give if i could #if i see ‘they’re not butch because they have long hair’ one more time i will flip a table #frustrating frustrating frustrating #also this is NOT in any way a knock on my short haired butches ily #op #bestof

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beaft · 11 months

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a small child came into the café today and asked to buy a chocolate truffle. he tapped a credit card on the reader and it did not go through, mainly because it was not a credit card but in fact a junior cinema pass. i gently explained he couldn't use that to buy things in shops and he looked so gutted that i was like "...but just this once you can have it for free, don't tell my boss though" he said thank you and walked out with his truffle and as he went i heard him chuckling to himself and saying "yes..... yes!!!!!" like the sickos comic

#slightly dotty child or world's most precocious scam artist? you decide.#i asked where his parents were and apparently they were queuing for a table at the restaurant across the street #he even pointed them out to me #so don't worry this was not an unsupervised bébé #be shh now #containment breach

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pangur-and-grim · 9 months

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I'm turning 30 this month, and for some reason have become suddenly interested in material possessions. like what if,,,,,,,,my couch was nice. what if my sheets were nice. is this what happens to you??

#this bougie furniture store was having an extreme New Years sale #and it sent me out of my mind #like......wait......I could have that?? I could have NICE coffee table and NICE chair??? really?#a good chunk of my savings mysteriously disappeared shortly after.

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chiljax · 1 month

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i just KNOW vanessa ships poolverine

#she saw that longing look at the dinner table #does not buy wades i did it for you when logan was giving heart eyes right there #best wingman #deadpool #deadpool 3 #deadpool and wolverine #deadpool x wolverine #my art #poolverine #ryan reynolds #wade wilson #wolverine #hugh jackman #logan howlett #vanessa carlysle

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marypsue · 10 months

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Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.

All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.

#your brother is a vampire. he's sitting across the table from you chatting with your mother about her day #and he's dead and he's gone and he's never coming back.#he laughs the same and he talks the same but his arm is cold when he grabs you in a headlock and your dog won't be in the same room with hi #he'll still hang around watching TV with you and give you wedgies and make stupid jokes #but you can't tell him about the bullies at school anymore because this thing with your brother's face will just find them and kill them.#and not even stupid fucking Jason deserves what the monster in your dead brother's skin would do to him.#your brother is dead and lost and right there in arm's reach and gone forever with no hope of ever getting him back.#i'm sure there are corollaries to be written about like ghosts and zombies but this is the one i'm personally hung up on recently

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mo-mode · 9 months

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I know it’s controversial but I think Annabeth geeking out over the Hephaestus contraptions was adorable

#and yes architectural engineering is STILL on the table #any kind of engineering works honestly but I loved how she geeked out over the machine #annabeth chase #percy jackson #pjo #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson and the olympians #pjo tv show #percy jackson tv show #pjo spoilers #percy jackson the lightning thief #pjo series #annabeth pjo

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edlucavalden · 20 days

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Learning to eat with your hands.

#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #dunmeshi #kabru #kabru of utaya #kabru dungeon meshi #laios touden #laios dungeon meshi #art #labru #not rlly #whatever #toshiro dungeon meshi #HES THERE FOR 1 PANEL #kabru the “eat rice w hands” asian and toshiro “eat with chopsticks” asian #and laios our local white dude #aweeesommmeee #okonomiaki trio #I THINK? THAYS WHAY THEYRE CALLED?#comic practice kinda. i just wanted to f around #idfk where they could be eating #this was inspired by smth irl actually.#but it was a budol fight so ion think it matches here #and yes this is how you eat rice with your hands. you look weird if you do it any other way #weird not in an ugly way but in a “you will lick and suck your fingers on the dinner table weird”#update:my dad disproved this comi bc kabrus palm touched the rice in the 3rd panel. im a disgrace.

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shojoboy · 8 months

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dropout tv is like . what if there was an animal shelter but it was for 30 yr olds with BAs in Theater

#warms the heart. glad they have somewhere to frolic and improv shakespeare scenes #sam reich has that vibe to me like. feeding them anchovies if they do a lil jump.#funding a nature preserve for them so they dont have to go back to waiting tables and podcasting #-_-#dropout

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firestia · 2 months

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Little pony princesses 💗

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fadeintoyou1993 · 1 year

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cannot stop thinking about this skit from the new i think you should leave season

#txt #vid #i think you should leave #just... so me from start to finish #probably one of my top 5 skits from the series overall its tied to tables lady

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rollingtablesiguess · 1 year

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Rolls to Alarm Your Players

Want to spice the game up? Why not try alarming your players for no real reason? Make sure to make a show out of counting the dice before you roll.

#dnd #dungeons and dragons #rollingtable #forgotten realms #dungeon master #dm #rpg #ttrpg #d12 #rolling rolling table #dice

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ispyspookymansion · 1 year

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BOO!

oh sorry….come in…..hello…welcome to my halloween party ^_^ feel free to take a piece of candy and a goodie bag before you go okay? have a fun (and nostalgic) halloween season!!

#seems like many people related to this i hope some of yall click the og post now <3 #originally this post said i dont need therapy i need to be 8 years old at halloween again #kora.txt #gritting my teeth white knuckle gripping the edge of the table. Yeah No Its Fine.#the things i will never experience again haunt me…#8 is arbitrary. anything before like. 15. would work.

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clementine-kesh · 1 year

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like literally if i didn’t want to see some weird nonsense i wouldn’t be consuming scifi

#embrace the genre!!!! stop being annoying!!!!#how many times has acclaimed podcast friends at the table done stuff just because it’s sick as shit??#exactly!!!

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ouchmyghostskin · 24 days

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#dead boy detectives #payneland #dbda #dbda fanart #edwin payne #charles rowland #hey Netflix #I’m gonna flip your tables

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sidcrosbrainworms · 1 year

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today’s ao3 experience

#homegrown meme farm to table courtesy of me seeing a 7k fic honest 2 god tagged slow burn #not even disgruntled just baffled tbh #ao3 #joy do u think im funny

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