#taco hell

[e8luhs]

collection of me forcing my friends to make pelican spider fanart for me because i have a phobia of bugs but i want to see him

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Taco Tuesday: Hazbin Hotel

Angel: (busts into the hotel with five bags of Taco Hell) Bitches, prepare your guts! It's Taco Tuesday!

Husker: Motherfucker, it's fuckin' Thursday.

Angel: To-may-to, po-tay-to, you gonna help me demolish $100 hellbucks worth of bad fast food Mexican or not?

Husker: .......Put me in.

Angel: (tosses bag to Husk) Here, go!

Cherri: I'm all in, dickhead! Toss me a bag!

Angel: (tosses another bag to Cherri) Here ya go!

Charlie: I'll have one or two if you're offering. I've never had Taco Hell before.

Angel: (throws three individual tacos to Charlie) Head's up!

Charlie: Ah! Ouph! (fumbling the tacos) Shit! I got 'em!

Angel: Al, ya in or what?

Alastor: You wouldn't catch me double dead eating that garbage.

Angel: What? You can eat rotten deer, but Taco Hell is too gross for ya? Hmph! (drops a bag in Vaggie's lap) Here ya go, Vags.

Vaggie: Wow, way to just assume I would want my own bag. Is that you being sexist or racist?

Angel: Realist. I've seen you demolish a whole pot of taco meat during monthly taco nights here when you think no one's lookin'.

Vaggie: And I fully intend to obliterate this bag, which doesn't change my initial statement. (unwraps a taco and practically inhales it)

Angel: Yeah, that's what I thought. Big Daddy Luci want in?

Charlie: (slowly eating her first taco and shakes her head) Mm-mm. Dad doesn't do well with spices or hispanic cuisine in general.... or fast food....

Angel: Alright, well, we got a spare bag for anyone who wants more. (digs into his own bag)

Husker: (unwraps a taco and tilts his head left and right to figure out how he wants to eat) Hmmmm.... When you guys eat a taco, do you tilt your head left or right?

Vaggie: (already halfway through her bag) Neither, the thighs typically keep my head firmly in place.

-Record Screech-

Hazbins: (absolutely shocked)

Charlie: (beet red and horns out as she hides behind a taco wrapper)

Vaggie: .......I said that out loud, didn't I?

Angel: Yeah, you did! Hahahahahahaha!!! Playing up that stereotype, ain'tcha, bitch?! This is almost as good as Selma Hayek playing the lesbian taco in "Sausage Party"!!!

[valarioncy]

I made this all the way back in the olden days of 2018. Welcome to Taco Hell, Tumblr. -Cy

[elysiuminfra]

[artbyrewcana]

taco hell - original piece by me

patreon kofi

[squee333]

[sarcasmic-skies]

god bless the taco bell employee last night who gave me my baja blast freeze for FREE. he refused to take my card at the drive thru window. handed me the freeze & said “don’t even worry abt it, have a nice night!” i hope everything in his life is going well always n forever i love u taco bell employee <3

[marmalade-bunny]

Dear god, Mister President... The Mexicans have invented... pizza

[front-facing-pokemon]

[hexisssssssss]

art request: Draw Kenny in a taco costume while Lee is crying in the corner

Very fun ask!!!

[e8luhs]

i keep thinking about these bits from when my friends and i played jackbox sorry

[underwittingly]

An expression flickered across Tom’s face so quickly that he couldn’t read it. “I won’t do it again,” he said after a beat, sounding far less flippant than he had before. He was on top of Draco, a knee on each side of his hips, one hand still on his shoulder from rolling him over, the other on the pillow beside his head. He was, well, not warm but solid, real. It was difficult to be angry with him when he was so close.

ch 8 - Alley Cat by @the-paper-monkey

[ecoamerica]

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[ldr-is-my-life]

im feeling sick, i need to take a puff

[elysiuminfra]

[d3cayingdolly]

at the end of the day, it's the person you went to the 'did you know that there's a tunnel under ocean blvd' listening party with

[checkitoutmikey]

today I learned digesting blood has laxative effects... so...

the boys have hard times after overeating???

vamp equivalent of lactose intolerance?

seriously don't know how to incorporate it into tlb lore but it should be there somewhere