#take it now

[pingudame]

Lockwood & Co Appreciation Week

Day 4 - Favourite Ship

➡️ Lockwood & Lucy aka Locklyle

[bunchum]

fuck i love shoplifting!!!!

[legooutbreak]

"we might go on hiatus" nuh uh actually i got this page done the night before after work with a headache

[djcarnationsblog]

OKAY, HEAD CANON ME AND MY SIS MADE-

Starting from here, it’s a headcanon that Tachihara had a crush on and pined for Chuuya for about a year, it’s hilarious-

Be warned, there’s a lot of caps lock in this one, we were screaming with excitement, it was fucking stupid XD

Me: Bold

Sis: Italics

...

Btw I headcannon that at some point Tachihara developed a crush on Chuuya and pined for like, a year, before seeing that Chuuya doesn't seem interested in him like that, cried about it for three months then did his best to get rid of his feelings, which he succeeded in, and to this day, Chuuya has no clue this entire ordeal went down, cause while he is god at reading people, he has no self esteem so people liking or crushing on him is a fucking fantasy to him. But they're friends now soooo....

I I want this to be revealed in a t or d it would be beautiful Gin straight up exposes him, just "t or d?" "t" "Who was your first crush in the Mafia?" "GIN!" I fully believe this man is a hopeless romantic

LIKE- They all look at Tachihara cause they know that he tends to get crushes often cause Bisexual supremacy. but my guy is so ashamed of that whole ordeal, it was literally the most embarrassing thing he had ever experienced cause he lowkey- VERY LOWKEY- tried to court Chuuya at like, every turn. every day, and Chuuya just could not get the hint. It just got to a point where it was downright sad.

OH LORD IMAGINE GIN WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO KNEW THIS WOULD BE SO RIDICULOUS And they're (Mostly Chuuya, to Tachi) sitting there, patiently waiting and he's having a bi panic to himself-

Cause he still admits to himself that Chuuya is fucking hot. Like- the years did him fucking good my guy.

HE'S SO EMBARRASSED AND STARTS HIDING IN HIS ARMS AND MUTTERING HIS ANSWER AND GIN BEING A GOD DAMN DEVIL IS LIKE "What was that? I couldn't hear you-" and Tachihara just screeches "I LIKED CHUUYA ALRIGHT??? DON'T TEST ME-"

SPIT HIS FUCKING WINE OUT "EXCUSE ME WHAT?!? With all the disbelief in the fucking world, like, he cannot even comprehend the idea of that. Like my man looked so lost and confused-

"YES!?!?! IT TOOK LIKE, A YEAR FOR ME TO REALIZE YOU DIDN'T EVEN KNOW, LET ALONE LIKED ME BACK??? HOW DENSE ARE YOU????????"

"A YEAR!?!?!? YOU- WHAT- A FUCKING- HOW THE FUCK DID YOU LIKE ME!?!?!? AND FOR A YEAR!?!? A YEAR!?!?!?!"

"THERE'S A LOT TO LIKE ABOUT YOU!! I STILL LOWKEY THINK YOU'RE HOT-wait no-FUCK NOT WHAT I-NO, NOPE, NEVERMIND, FORGET IT-" Akutagawa butting in like, "Now that I think about it? Yeah, it does make sense why he'd always try to talk to you at every given day. He even gave you roses once."

CHUUYA JUST LETTING OUT THE HIGHEST PITCHED AND EMBARRASED SHRIEK KNOWN TO MAN CAUSE HE CAN'T PROCCESS ANYTHING COMING FROM HIS FUCKING MOUTH AND HE'S SO FUCKING FLUSTERED "THAT'S WHY YOU ALWAYS MANAGED TO FIND ME EVERYDAY!?!?! AND I STILL HAVE THAT ROSE!" Not Chuuya keeping extra good care of the things his friends give him. Like, he got that rose years ago, but it still looks lively and vibrant my dude- Also Chuuya being too dumb to realize that was a romantic gesture has me kicking-

Tachihara lets out a shriek next like, "I THOUGHT YOU THREW THAT SHIT IN THE TRASH OR SOMETHING BY NOW?? WHY DO YOU STILL HAVE IT!?!?!" He's all red from embarrassment and shit and Gin is just getting a kick out of this. And Higuchi's like, "You really like to bully him, don't you?" Gin just nods like the little mx devil they are. Tachihara's on the floor, covering his face and he's just all flustered now like somebody kill him please-

"YOU GAVE IT TO ME OF COURSE I WAS GONNA KEEP IT DUMBASS!!!" CHUUYA IS BASICALLY SCREAMING HIMSELF SILLY AND GIN WOULD BE RECORDING THIS CAUSE IT'S JUST FUCKING HILARIOUS "I DIDN'T KNOW YOU LIKED ME!?!? WHAT EVEN IS THERE TO LIKE ABOUT ME!?!? THIS DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE???? TACHIHARA???" Also not Chuuya accidently admitting his low self esteem issues but they don't realize until later exactly what he said and how honest he was about that question- my guy needs more love my god-

Tachihara just throwing himself at Chuuya and be like "YOU HAVE MORE THAN HALF OF THE LOWER RANKS GROVELLING AT YOUR FEET FOR A DATE, THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN!?!?! YOU'RE PRACTICALLY THE ROLE MODEL FOR HOT BITCHES IN THE PORT MAFIA!!!!" Akutagawa's coughing and wheezing cause he's trying his damndest not to laugh, Higuchi's losing her shit too and Tachihara's practically crying now. This shit derailed within seconds. he's just shaking tf out of Chuuya's shoulders too-

"WHAT IN THE EVER LOVING FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?!?! STOP SHAKING ME DAMNIT! TACHIHARA!!!" THESE TWO ARE SCREAMING AT EACH OTHER AND ABSOLUTELY LOSING THEIR MINDS AND THEY'RE SO FUCKING RED IN THE FACE BECAUSE THEY ARE BOTH EMBARRASSED AND FLUSTER AND JUST WTF!?!?! "YOU'RE LITERALLY FUCKING LYING YOU STUPID ASS- WHAT DO YOU MEAN GROVELING AT MY FEET!?!?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN HOT BITCHES!?!?!" Higuchi would just scream at him saying, "EXCUSE ME!?!?! YOU ARE LITERALLY THE CEO OF HOT MOTHERFUCKERS IN MY AREA, LIKE- PEOPLE WOULD PAY MILLIONS TO FUCKING CLEAN YOUR GUNS, LIGHT YOUR FUCKING CIGARETTE, OR EVEN KISS YOU ON THE HAND!!! THE AMOUNT OF POWER YOU HOLD OVER THE LOWER LEVEL HENCHMEN IS COMPARABLE TO MORI-SENSEI AND I MAY BE EXAGGERATTING JUST A BIT, BUT IT'S LIKE A FUCKING INCH AWAY FROM THAT KIND OF POWER- EVEN SOME OF THE EXECUTIVES THINK YOUR HOT- I HEARD ONE OF THEM SAY YOU WERE ONE FINE PIECE OF ASS!"

"WHAT!?!?!?!" Literally the highest pitched 'what' Chuuya has ever let come out of his mouth-

Akutagawa's crying with laughter, Tachihara's smackin' Chuuya over the head and Gin is so recording this and just wheezing. They love this, so damn much, the chaos is beautiful. Tachihara's whining and complaining about how hot and perfect Chuuya is, perfect husband material, most beautiful bitch on main street, wailing and shit and just hanging off his arm now like, "SO MANY PEOPLE LIKE YOOOOOOOOOOU!!!!! WHY CAN'T YOU SEE IT YOU DENSE JACKASS-"

Chuuya is standing there, looking at his hands in disbelief and confusion before looking up at Tachihara and just screaming in his face, "IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER I THOUGHT YOU WERE CUTE FOR LIKE- A WEEK-" BEFORE GOING BACK TO SCREAMING HIS ASS OFF ABOUT THIS REVELATION-

TACHIHARA DIED ON THE SPOT, PEOPLE ARE LEGITAMENTLY DYING WITH LAUGHTER. NOW TACHIHARA'S SCREAMING WITH HIM FOR A WHOLE DIFFERENT REASON, AND HE'S BURIED HIS FACE IN CHUUYA'S SHOULDER CAUSE HE DOESN'T WANT TO FACE THE WORLD ANYMORE AND HE'S LIKE, "I WANNA GO HOOOOOOOOOOME. FAAAAAAACK!!!!"

"I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY AT THIS- I'M SORRY I DIDN'T NOTICE BEFORE!?!? I'M GOING TO ASSUME THAT YOU GOT OVER ME, BUT HOW DID THAT GO!?!?!" That's when Gin became an actual fucking hyena, that demonic laugh would literally haunt the two red heads for the next two months- It was such a sad question to ask cause Tachi did not handle it well at all

TACHIHARA JUST FUCKING BLANKS, FALLS BACK AND JUST COVERS HIMSELF, HE'S SO ASHAMED AND GIN JUST STRAIGHT UP EXPOSES HIM LIKE, "He cried for three months-" and just starts wheezing again like a fucking hyena. Higuchi's trying to give Tachi a hug but she's laughing her ass off and my poor boy just cryin' like, "I JUST WANTED A KISS! I WOULD HAVE BEEN SATISFIED WITH A KISS GOD DAMNIT-"

"YOU CRIED FOR THREE- YOU KNOW WHAT, TAKE YOUR FUCKING KISSES YOU DESERVE AT LEAST THAT-" Chuuya didn't even fucking hesitate. Just grabbed his face and gave him two kisses on both of his cheeks. "YOU ARE ONE OF MY FRIENDS AND I WILL SHOW MY AFFECTION HOW I FUCKING PLEASE- AND I'M SO SORRY FOR MAKING YOU CRY.“

Tachihara fucking ascends to HEAVEN. HIGUCHI'S LIKE "AAAAW" AND TACHIHARA'S SO EMBARRASSED BUT HE'S SO FUCKING HAPPY MAN, HE'S SATISFIED, HE DOESN'T EVEN CARE THAT HE DOESN'T HAVE FEELINGS NO MORE, HE'S JUST SO HAPPY TO GET HIS KISSES. And Akutagawa finally recovers and says, "Kissing your friends should be normalized more often, to be completely fair-"

Chuuya just snaps his attention to fucking Akutagawa like, "EXACTLY! YOU FUCKING KNOW THE SHIT, YOU FUCKING GET IT! ALL OF YOU GET OVER HERE SO I CAN KISS YOUR BEAUTIFUL FUCKING FACES RIGHT NOW OR I SWEAR TO GOD-" Imagine Tachi just starts downright crying like "My dreams have come true-"

They all got kisses that day. Best day of Tachi's fucking life. Chuuya was literally the first peak of his bi crisis, Tanizaki the second. And Tachihara's just huggin' him while Chuuya's given them all kisses and somehow this just turned into a whole 'kissin' the homies' session. Man had tears of joy I swear to god-

 #GiveTachiGoodThings

#KisstheHomies

...

So. It was chaos-

I generally ship TachiTani and SKK, but this hc right here? That Tachi was pining over Chuuya for a while? I’m taking this with me to the grave. I love it so damn much. Tachihara deserves more damn content, and the idea of this just gives me so much serotonin.

[dawnleaf37]

SPAMPTON GAME SHOW! EAT YOUR HEART

[bookwyrminspiration]

god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait

[kaban-bang]

[nonebinary-leftbeef]

DEVASTATING the lyric you've been mishearing is better than the real one

[historyandmemes]

RAFAH, Gaza Strip (AP) — More than half a million people in Gaza — a quarter of the population — are starving, according to a report Thursday by the U.N. and other agencies that highlights the humanitarian crisis caused by Israel’s bombardment and siege on the territory in response to Hamas’ Oct. 7 attack. The extent of the population’s hunger eclipsed even the near-famines in Afghanistan and Yemen of recent years, according to figures in the report. The report warned that the risk of famine is “increasing each day,” blaming the hunger on insufficient aid entering Gaza. “It doesn’t get any worse,’’ said Arif Husain, chief economist for the U.N.’s World Food Program. “I have never seen something at the scale that is happening in Gaza. And at this speed.” ... At the start of the war, Israel stopped all deliveries of food, water, medicine and fuel into the territory. After U.S. pressure, it allowed a trickle of aid in through Egypt. But U.N. agencies say only 10% of Gaza’s food needs has been entering for weeks. (Dec. 21, 2023 | Source)

DON'T LOOK AWAY.

[strawberryamanita]

Observation #1: The prefix "a-" means "none", such as in "asexual", "apolitical" and "Atheism".

Observation #2: The word "unicorn" is a combination of "uni", meaning "one", and "cornus", meaning "horn".

Conclusion:

This is an acorn.

[sabertoothwalrus]

I think it’s really cute that Mickbell called Chilchuck a greedy old geezer and was like ‘nyeh nyeh 😠🖕fuck you’ and was giving him the stinkeye from a distance when their parties met up.

and despite that, Chilchuck had no hesitations about taking him to hide in safety. and then they were chill enough to talk shit with each other later lol

[psychlocke]

LMAOOOO mithrun does NOT give a fuck about kabru

[crimeronan]

god i wish i wouldn't have to explain the intricacies of the neopets economy to you guys to give the full context for this but. the new neopets team that took over from jumpstart pledged that they were going to curb the inflation of rare items, which is great because a lot of rare items are worth literally hundreds of millions of neopoints, they are unbuyable unless you've been playing actively for 20 years. they did this earlier with a site festival that included random loot boxes, some of which had Unbelievably Fucking Rare And Precious items worth 200 million neopoints apiece.

well.

today they have gone a step further. by releasing this year's trick-or-treat bags. and having the trick-or-treat bags be stuffed to the brim with unbelievably fucking rare stamps, weapons, paint brushes, defense magic, and other unbuyables. (all prohibitively expensive and in-high-demand types of items.)

jellyneo, the premier neopets website, has recorded prices of some items plummeting from 2,000,000 neopoints to 4,000 neopoints IN THE LAST THREE HOURS. this is when most people haven't even heard about the event or OPENED THEIR BAGS YET.

and of course. cherry on top. 20-year-old account holders are crytyping on the site events neoboard about how mean and cruel it is to make rare stamps part of the prize pool, because their entire identity hinges on being part of the neopian bourgeoisie, and they are having MELTDOWNS over their assets being devalued until they're part of the lowly proletariat.

this is a children's game for children btw.

none of the money is real.

i'm having such a good time.

[cymk8]

her hair so CRISPY

(commission!)

[greykolla-art]

Charlie: “I’m so glad my most villain-coded friend is at full power again! 🥰💕”

*throws this to you angst goblins like raw steak* ❤️

(No I will not do a part 2!❤️)

[utilitycaster]

"why should I get invested in shows if they'll just get canceled" I was deeply invested in Heroes (2006) and it was not canceled, it just got really terrible. I also got really invested in the sandwich I had a few weeks ago despite it only lasting like 15 minutes. You must embrace the ephemeral. You must be willing to love things that may not love you back, that might betray you, or that may die an untimely death. As the great philosopher Mr. Mitchell Lee Hedberg said "I'm not gonna stop doing something because of what happens at the end."