#tech interview

[anaxibiaclark]

Has no one noticed that the video the Talamasca has of Daniel gets glitchy twice. Someone is trying to corrupt that signal, and I have a feeling it might be this baby vamps maker.

[againwithpurpose]

Got to love the fact that Louis and Armand have both contributed to creating a homey feeling around the kitchen they don’t need.

Louis has stacked the place with snacks for the comfort of men he’s going to fuck, get secondhand high by, and possibly have for dinner.

Armand has installed a shiny new kitchen appliance.

Poor Daniel is about to learn that The Microwave Man is not the same as The Plumber when it comes to hookups.

(Also got to love the scenographers for putting a microwave in that kitchen. Few had one in their home in 1973, but trust the little tech gremlin to own one.)

[adrenajhonson]

[mouthtapedguy]

“We’ve decided to move forward with other Popes at this time.”

[queenoftheimps]

You can tell Daniel is Armand's fledgling because he immediately started wearing only neutral colors

[mithrilwren]

Guess who's officially employed after six long months of searching!! Woo!!

[ganondoodle]

did you hear about that the zelda notes finally explained what happened to the sheikah tech in totk? a voice memory describes that after the events of botw and link defeating calamity ganon, all the sheikah technology and divine beasts started to crumble and turn to dust, and that the first one to break down was Vah Ruta as seen in the secret ending of botw, the only thing of sheikah tech that remains are replicas made by robbie and purah, it also implies the guardian on top of robbies lab is a replica.

im sure you mean well anon but, risking sounding like i am negativity in person and wont take any answer as an answer- i think that 1. doesnt change anything 2. was clearly an afterthought or ... them scrambling to try and sound like they totally planned it all from the start after, to them unexpectedly apparently, realizing people actually cared about things (its still bad even if they did plan that ..)

just vanishing and crumbling to dust are really the same thing if you ask me, its just like describing something exploding as an "unexpected rapid dismembering" (or however they called spacex rockets blowing up lol), vah ruta stopping to work after the end of botw was, imo, much more logical to mean, well their pilot is gone (as the champions spirit disappear supposedly permanently (though you cant be sure now about that either now i guess huh RAURU??HMM??? mister uuuh aaahh totoally goneeeee much tragiqué woops wait i need to deus ex machina your girlfriend and take back my arm)) and with them the one .. to pilot them plus possibly their power source as well (that 'theory' just makes too much sense)

if you think about it it still doesnt make it any better, the stuff in totk being replicas? welll ... obviously they were newly built stuff (off the little there is left...), and replica sounds like a copy when none of the stuff they have there is an actual copy aside from maybe the terminals to get into a tower? also how and when did they do that?? the knowledge about the tech was largely lost and i dont think alot of time passed between the end of botw and the extra scene- why wouldnt they copy guardians or anythign else more useful? the guardian on top of the hateno institute was extremely clearly a super old one, it was unfunctional and overgrown strapped to the roof in botw already- purahs stone thingy and all lanterns and sources of energy went poof too (WHERE DO THEY GET THE POWER FROM NOW?????????????????????????????????????????????), idk if the easter egg prototype titan is still there but that and cherry would be the only thing i can think of that they might have built during the 100 years they had to built stuff in botw (AND CHERRY IS GONE TOO instead a tiny version of her that what, is a shop to get your photos at????????? what?????), and now they just suddendly can built massive things? did they also find out what powers it and how and managed to built a secret replica of a fireborn (idk the english name, the flaming source) that you cant ever find (i cant check i dont have the game anymore but i dont remember a flame or otherwise sourcing thingy in the spypost- not that it would matter, its shiekah tech after all, bleurgh, we got sonau "tech" nowww) and then choose to built pretty useless stuff at that? wouldnt it have been more sensical to preserve the lasers and automations of guardians or something isntead of ... a tower that flings link, and only link mind you, into the air? to scan the ground in an very dangerous manner that is also just miles more stupid and inefficient than the previous towers????? like couldnt add to a tower to scan upwards also??????

the old problems remain! why the hell would everythign crumble or vanish? it lasted for over 10 thousand fucking years with no power either exposed to the elements or dug underground and now it just goes up in flames withtin what, a day? it remains a "woah didnt think anyone would care to ask that lol just uuuuh *makes up shit on the spot*" answer

the ooooh clamgan was defeated excuse doesnt work any better with this as it did before, if ganondorf was not connected to clamgan (which is stupid) and it 'crumbles to dust' when clamgan is defeated it should have done so in the og battle 10k years ago! if he IS connected to it why the fuck would it go away now?????? he is still there???????

and im also asking why would all of shiekah tech just crumble away into literally nothing when the stupid sonau(zonai) shit is like, largely in prime condition even though that is supposedly even OLDER (i guess the sonau are jsut that much cooler uwu their stuff lasts forever or until its timer runs out lmao and is much better anywayyyy)

this is not an attack against you anon, but i dont believe this bullshit, they are trying to stitch up holes they dug themselves and you cant get out of anymore no matter how much they roll around in it bc they didnt account for people to actually fukcing care, or, if they did plan this (which i do not believe) it STILL SUCKS and makes no sense and really .. jsut means that it really was this stupid and meaningless as it feels now from the start. they dont want you to think about it, they can say whatever they want and expect you to swallow it. they dont care.

i suppose the jokes on us, the shiekah were able to see the future and knew they would be replaced by a totally always there and also totally better version of all their stuff thats actually worse but with a totally no overused new paint job so they thoughtfully added a best before date on all botw relevant shiekah things and we all know that a day over it means it molds and dissolves in your very hands before you can even put it in the trashcan.

uwu.

[daddy-ul]

The biggest Metallica fan there is.

[preschoolcult]

Daniel: Why are you wearing glasses.

Armand wearing blue light glasses: Beloved these glasses block out the blue violet light emmited from my ipad. The mortals use them to regulate their circadian rhythms. You see beloved, blue violet light suppreses melatonin production when exposed to it, especially in the evening, signaling to the body that it is daytime and disrupting the sleep-wake cycle. As an ancient, I no longer feel the pull of the sun as you do, but I was intrigued by the various designs mortals have made for glasses. Such innovative designs they have made beloved, no longer only metal and glass as when I was mortal. Beloved why are you laughing? Do you think ocular health is a joke?

[im-no-jedi]

every interview with the cast & crew of TBB that's come out since the end of season 2: Tech is dead, sorry, yeah we're real sad about it, but we had to do it, sorry 😔

me:

[vib-ri]

digital mascot design by Reiko Chiba

[acediscowlng]

i have a job interview in less than an hour, and i really want this to go well. please send me good vibes 🙏🙏🙏🙏

[henrymoore11]

Great Article By Ashkan Rajaee

[nando161mando]

CNN Host Demands Memorial For Healthcare CEO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uegFqccXKfM&list=WL&index=4

[shallowseeker]

Late-seasons Cas would no longer tolerate time travel, but it’s not because of his wings or powers or whatever.

No. He’d hate the lack of modern amenities. The squat, useless cell phones that lack emojis…the dearth of streaming entertainment.

TLDR: TFW travels back in time and Cas spends a lot of time complaining