#thank you ya bish

[morelikeravenbore]

💕Positivity prime time! Share five things you love about yourself, four things you're excited about, OR three people you care deeply about and why. Pass this along to someone whose posts make you smile💕

CA-CAW BISH 💙

CA-CAW BINCH! 💙

Thank you for sending this, ya cutie! I didn't feel like writing about myself so I uh did this instead 👉👈 hehe I hope it spreads some positivity regardless.

Silly drabble, 600~ words.

Sebastian smoothed the sheet of parchment over the desk and reviewed his work with a small nod of satisfaction. Curfew was near, and the library was deathly silent save for the near-constant stream of dark mutterings coming from the girl beside him. Aurélie, for all her beauty, humour, and charm, was a force to be reckoned with when she was in a bad mood, and after an entire day of being grumbled, glared and snapped at, Sebastian was quite ready to put a stop to it. 

'Right,' he said decisively, squinting at his untidy scrawl. 'Are you ready?' 

'No.'

'First question —' 

'I still don't understand how this is going to help!' 

Not for the first time in his life, Sebastian thanked whatever higher power had given him a twin sister and thus a lifetime of experience dealing with the wildly shifting moods of girls: Anne was certainly a  formidable foe when she was upset, but even the volatile temper of a Sallow paled in comparison to that of a French girl when she woke up on the wrong side of the bed.

Still, vast experience notwithstanding, he exhaled a deep, slow breath before calmly explaining, for the third time in a row, ‘It's called practising gratitude. It's supposed to help you shift your mood so you feel better.'

'Fine,' Aurélie pouted, slumping lower in her chair. 'Ask the stupid questions.'

‘First,’ he began, referring to the list of prompts he'd compiled. 'List five things you love about yourself.' 

'Five?' she shrieked, bolting upright as if he'd just assigned her a twelve inch essay on the history of flobberworms. 'Pass. Next.'

'We'll come back to that one, then, shall we?' he said through his teeth. 'Share four things you're excited about.'

'Going to bed,' she muttered. 

Sebastian scribbled it down. 'And?' 

'That's it.'

Unwilling to concede defeat until he at least drew out a single, tiny, begrudging smile from her, he went on. 'Next question. Three people you love deeply.'

'Shoes.'

'Shoes are not people, Aura.'

'Shoes are a girl's best friend.'

'That's diamonds!' 

'Those, too. Write that down.'

'Alright.' With mounting frustration, he added "shoes" and "diamonds" to the list of people she loved. 'Who else? Real people, Aura.'

'Celeste,' she offered, leaning forward to watch him write her best friend's name on the list. 

'And? Come on, you might play the part of World’s Most Aloof Ravenclaw, but I know for a fact you love more than just one person…' 

'Hmm, Poppy. And Esme! And Jean, and Siobhan. And Lory, Cordelia, Tessa, Rosalie, Gibby, Allegra. Ummm...' She paused to catch her breath while Sebastian's quill flew across the parchment, struggling to keep up. 'Johanna, Calypso, Matty, Eleanor, Ariane, Winter, Alyn. Oh, and Artemis, and Lydia! And Violet and Pearl, and Eloise, both of them —' 

When finally she found herself out of names, Sebastian reviewed the long list with a bemused expression. ‘All these friends and you can't think of a single nice thing to say about yourself. Anyway —’ He shook his head and turned to look at her, ‘— you're missing someone.'

'Oh?' she frowned, critically eyeing the list of names. ‘No, I don't think so.’

'Mhm. A certain charming, good-looking, highly intelligent, freckled someone.'

'Oh!' She smacked her palm to her forehead. 'You're right! Garreth Weasley.'

Sebastian nearly choked on his tongue. 'I'm not writing Garreth fucking Weasley under "people you love deeply"', he refused, throwing his quill down. 

'Oh, but he's so friendly.'

‘No,’ he said flatly. 

‘Alright, alright, grum-py. How about this?’ With an impish grin, she picked up his quill and, in a long, elegant script, wrote “Sebastian Sallow” across the top of the parchment. 

Sebastian narrowed his eyes. ‘You couldn't have put me first?’ he grumbled.

‘I could've,’ she replied, smiling for the first time that day. ‘But it's much more fun making you jealous.’

🦋 Featuring my loves and some of Aura's AU besties: @sallowsangel @sallowslove @sloanesallow @lorriiraine @2centniffler @gingerlegacy07 @mianeryh @galaxiasgreen @lyworth @ravenwind-75 @dwightschrute11 @girl-named-matty @endless-starlight-legacy @yoshitsuno @moonstruckmoony @ps-cactus @polarisgreenley @esolean @vienguinn @myokk @thesuperiorfeeling

[iren-n-ire]

Astrology Observation 8

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Shoutout to @oldsoulinanewera for today's super long blog. Now my hands & arms are tired🤣 typing this. Thank you for your question♥

Venus in the 8th house... I'll be speaking my experience as someone who have this.

💔 I love secrets and I can keep it to myself even if they don't believe I can (ya know that so called trust issues type people who said that are you sure that you're keeping it hidden?)

💔 If you want a living yandere, this definitely it lol (if they let themselves be consumed by it.)

💔 Venus is related to beauty so as you can see my tumblr aesthetic screams Scorpios' home: the 8th house

💔 My closet is highly composed of black fashion then white and red comes next

💔 They both love to be a top and bottom (if you know what I mean😎)

💔 Admirers maybe hidden, good at hiding their feelings, they may also keep their feelings to themselves or a few people, no more like one person lol because the more people you share it, it's no longer a secret ya know and the same goes to the natives.

Idk but my present crush right now, why do I feel they have feelings for me lol so I just say to myself I'm delusional (I already confessed). Maybe they have a little? Whatever let's go back on to the the topic lol

💔 You're the obsession of everyone, magnetic as everyone says

💔 You didn't expect some people or THAT person have feelings for you

💔 If you don't want to read this anymore because its long lol in short: their ideal or type obviously screams the characteristics of a Scorpio, 8th house which goes to our next bullet;

💔 Love life of these natives are: enemies to lovers, lovers to enemies, revengers to lovers, partners in crime, ride or die, crazy in love

They're ideal love story maybe screams this too

💔 You want mind games in your love life? Go with these natives lol (Remember that Libra is paired with Venus and Libra is an Air sign)

💔 If they're not yandere, they'll be tsundere🤣

💔 Maybe too indepent or dependent to their lover and it's a never ending switch of it

💔 They are intimidating physically speaking; the way they deliver their message is strong verbally, it always have an impact on others

💔 You want someone clingy, possessive, will let you live in their mind and body rent free? Go with these natives

💔 They are worth the wait, trust me especially if their Venus is conjuct with Saturn

💔 Extras: Venus conjuct with Saturn has always these part two or season 2 in their lovers or crushes. If you don't get it then here's an example:

Let's say you moved on from your crush in September then you let the feelings come back again the next year in October after the two months of simping to them, you moved on fully.

💔 As stated on the example above, you may have these tendencies because you're missing the adrenaline rush

💔 Have rebound tendencies?

💔 Fifty Shades... they might be into these kinds of ya know...

💔 The simp of emotionally unavailable people, why? 8th house have themes similar to Lilith and Chiron so if they're crushes or type have this, it's like they want to be the one who'll let them be vulnerable or fall for someone again. Again, 8th is transformation.

💔 These natives have THAT sex appeal, people maybe lowkey sexualizing them

💔 The Venusian type who plays hard to get and loves to play the chaser as well😆

💔 Love Game? Count me in! (depends on the native if it includes seggs)

💔 Shameless sometimes and doesn't give a fudge because what happened happened and it is what it is

💔 Eye magnet of the humanity because they scream intimidating bish energy so it's annoying when you always need to make the first move.

💔 Love is a distraction or destruction to them

💔 People have high expectations and huge respect to them.

💔 Ghosters as well when they feel like they want change, when life is falling apart for them they do this too (though everyday is a never ending transformation to them)

💔 The topic of the gossip when they're not around

💔 People are curious what's going on inside their head in public because they cold blooded looking and seems detached

One time, my Capricorn sun friend told me I look tired💀

💔 Suppression of emotions tendencies

💔 Their favorites (anime, manga, manhua, manhwa, movies etc.) always have that 8th house & scorpio things

💔 Mama I'm in love with a criminal

💔 Can be the villain in any story especially ROMANCE lol, the ones who is just an option

💔 The one that got away

💔 Has an extreme, strong, and colossal that no titan (Attack on Titan) nor wander (Shadow of the Colossus) can climb or break. As other tumblrians in the astro community said, they have so many tests like a teacher💀 for you to be qualified in their verified circle of their hearts.

💔 Danger sounds fun to me

💔 Connecting their music taste here (since Venus is the planet of love), they love rnb, slowed & reverbed versions, rock

💔 Songs about toxic love & seggs is also their faves (rebel songs as well)

💔 One of the most loyal Venusians in my opinion

💔 When moving on, they're always be like: its time to be the Killer Queen/King, definitely the definition of Taylor Swift's Reputation

Btw, that is my no.1 fav album of hers 😎

💔 When it comes to the artist, Lana Del Ray, The Weekend, Chase Atlantic, Mother Mother, The Neighborhood, Arctic Monkeys etc.

💔 Spouse maybe their sugar daddy (can be literally) or they will be financially stable if not rich

💔 The people who don't need to be sugar babies because they're spoiled in some way by strangers, friends, family

💔 LOVE x HATE is their THANG

💔 This is like a Virgo Venus, analytical in love

💔 Sarcastic and blunt in love or in their relationships as whole (from family, friends, and so on...)

💔 They said that people with this Venus crave deep, passionate, and meaningful relationship, it's true.

💔 Loves too much so they suffer too much if they break

💔 Open minded to the Taboos because they're here to break some irrational things that are called Tabooz

💔 I don't have any plastic in my DNA so get lost if you have

💔 Poker facers

💔 Rejection? I'm used too much to that so why bother?

💔 Third parties or love triangle or harem seems to be a pattern

Almost all of my ex crushes situationships have that and let me tell you, bro is living the harem dream💀 why? Majority of them are Libra🙂

💔 Basically, they're picky lovers as well: ALL OR NOTHING in love

💔 They're member of the Tarot Community and ofc, Astrology Community. Oh! They're also witches too!

💔 Lilith is also like Venus in the 8th house

💔 Love language: Physical Touch & Quality Time but lowkey expects gifts🤣

💔 Has that addicting energy to them, alluring too

💔 Do you love spicy (& sweet spicy) foods like how spicy you are? (Bc I do)

💔 Favorite colors? Probably black (red too)

💔 Some songs to describe us girls 8th Venus (may apply to boys as well): Dark Horse (Katy), Killer Queen(Tsai), Boyfriend (Dove), Goddess (Jaira), High Enough (K.Flay)

🍷 The following are really personal so I'm just showing mine as an example:

♥ 8TH VENUSies wallpaper:

💋 8TH VENUSies makeup:

👠 8TH VENUSies fashion:

❣️8TH VENUSies ideal boy:

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[thegamingcatmom]

See if you want to answer 😆

Favourite sex positions of the sisters 🫣

Oehhhhhh, their fantasies over their first time with MC before it actually happens?

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Oh, I wanna answer that alright. 😏

I was thinking about putting a smol content warning here, but I guess your ask should do the trick, LMAO.

With that said:

Fav sex position:

Tanya: Doggy (bish wants to dominate)

Kate: Rider (bish wants to worship)

Irina: Missionary (bish appreciates the classics)

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Fantasies about their first time with MC:

Yknow, I think there wasn´t much of a "fantasy" going on for any of them actually. There wasn´t enough space in that brain filled to the brim with mate mate mate. Yknow what I´m saying? 😅

Ofc there was the need to touch and be close, but it was more like they craved that connection more than anything else. They´ve found the one, and their poor minds could barely handle it at that time probs. I imagine it like some kind of sensory overload where they just didn´t quite know how to function properly. 🤯

With that said, any kind of touch felt (and still feels) like being on cloud nine. There was no need to indulge in fantasies. And no time either because their minds were constantly occupied with other things. Such as MC. Only MC. Just...the fact she even exists, YKNOW WHAT I´M SAYING??? 😭

Our babies have been without their mate for so long that ANYTHING feels like a fantasy. Or more like a dream, really.

A dream come true.

So, when it´s finally time and that day has come, they couldn´t care less about having some fantasy of theirs fulfilled. It´s all gonna be instinctual. Brains will turn off and they´ll allow their bodies to speak for them, to guide them. They´ll just go with the flow and with what feels right, just enjoying every second of it, yknow?

And, lemme tell ya-

No fantasy could´ve done the real deal justice.

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Thanks a lot for that juicy ask! 💋

[theworthynerodivergent]

Since my brain is still stuck on this Kendrick x Drake beef (thanks adhd) an people have been posting the most quotable lines from the songs I’ve decided to make a list of quotes that I’ve said from Kendrick songs over the years including the diss tracks from this beef in no particular order.

He dead, Amen -rigormortis 

Levitate levitate levitate levitate- untitled 7

You boo boo, you t’d you turnt down,you thirsty- cut you off

Wiley coyote- cartoons and cereal

Ahhhhhh! - u

Sit down, be humble- humble

Ugh you ugly as fuck! (You outta pocket) -N95

Did somebody say domino’s? - money trees

uh me an my niggas tryna get it ya bish -money trees

I'ma tell you where I'm from, okay? You gon' tell me where you from, okay? Or, or, or where your grandma stay,where your mama stay, or where your daddy stay, okay?"- poetic justice

Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo! - Kendrick gun sounds from different songs lol

What is the braids!? - euphoria

I hurt your feelings you don’t want to work with me no more ok! - euphoria

You don’t know nuttin bout dat - euphoria

Dear Adonis- meet the grahams

I think niggas like him should die!- meet the grahams

They not like us:

Sometimes you gotta pop out and show niggas

beat yo ass and hide the Bible if god watching

ovhoe

A minor

Freaky ass nigga he a 69 god

[nikkiiiscute]

Julie Joyful's Character Analysis !TW! Mental health, Joblessness, Murder

Hey can I tell you a thing i did? she gave away the clue to "dox" Home hehehehehehe, Alright let's dive in to her vague analysis

She's Jobless? - Yep, you read that right, Julie Joyful doesn't have a job. every other character has some sorta job, But her? nahhhh. Either she's too young to have one (Spoilers: She's 24) or she doesn't have the mental capacity to get one as we know her MO is based off of Children's Games like hopscotch, jump rope and managing to get on top of Howdy's Bodega....and having chlorokenesis (Power over Plants).The only job-y thing she does is play business woman. I'm wondering if she's still a kid or it's just she's working for the show, idk.

Ofc Julie's autistic - Ya bois know that @partycoffin confirmed that She's autistic. Her stimming includes running, jumping up and down and flapping her arms like crazy (Wholesome fact: She and frank got the flapping arm stim from poppy🥺), Oh righttt! Did i mention that she's Level 2 Autistic?

She's hangin on frank - Remember when i said she was jobless? "How'd she's standin?" bcuz Frank is helping her out. Since she has the mental capacity of a 4th grader and add in her autistic behavior, I propose a theory that julie would be impulsive / indecisive to know what to wear (Ur not alone julesss). I feel like frank is just standing outside her room contemplating about his life's decision and she would just stick her head out for a moment going like "....Is this dress cute or i'll just stick with maroon?".

No wonder there's Frankly x Joyful ship - Yeah i figured out why WHRP, The Fans and the time period ship Frank and Julie together (BISH THEY'RE GAE). Cuzzzz they made Julie make romantic advances towards frank but i feel like frank doesn't know the gist of whats going on so ofc he's gonna reject it (U can see this sheet happening in art) hell, Wally knows about this (Thank you guestbook) and is just bringing out the apple slices to watch sheet like this happening.

HOLD THE PHONE!!! - Is Home targeting her? cuz theres like a cycle where home looks side-to-side, at howdy's and eddie's then finally up at julie's before they're eyes go black. A bit strange ain't it? There's blind spots for Home and its Frank / Eddie's house and Sally's Theatre / House so ofc both of those fever dream hallucinations would survive.

Ethnicity Analysis Time!!!!!! - Okayyy her ethnicity's a bit vague Buttttt i'm gonna guess on a whim, She's Half Latina and Black, Specifically from regions of Oceania / Australia cuz of her natural blonde hair cuzzzzz It's rare to have dark skin and Blonde hair due to genetics, but it's possible from the indigenous parts of Oceania.

Julie's Story - Julia Alegré was born in 1945 as the 4th child younger than Jonas, Beatrice and France (I swear these names are real). As a child she had to be taken care of more due to her Level 2 ASD but atleast she made friends to support her. At high school she dated 출격선 (Chulgyeong Sun / Sally). fast forward to 1964, at 19 she moved out and then 5 years later she got isekai'd into Welcome Home, She was different as she plays along very well and she's a bit gullible but shes still a fan fav and then 4 years later she got frickin murdered.

Yeaaaaaaahhhhh She's a bit vague but too bad she gave away a clue to dox her town lmao.

Thank you for reading! (´▽`ʃ♡ƪ)

[enchanted-moura]

I was prompted by your post commenting on ATRs, specifically when you said "before it became want want want, manifest, begging begging begging"

I almost screeched out loud because I myself am so tired of falling into that "begging begging" manifestation cycle, I am SO sick of it because it feels like I'm crying to an uncaring god/divinity and that's not... true, ya know?

I suppose my question would be: I know I'm supposed to step back and out of that desperate energy/mindset, but besides expressing gratitude (which is the consistent thing that's said), are there any additional ways else I can do it?

Hey doll, thank you for your feedback. Honestly that’s just my opinion and it’s neither right or wrong. Theres no right belief system or religion, new age is beautiful and so much more simple than our ancestral religions idc. Hell i’d even be an atheist tbh if i didn’t connect with Goddess.

But for me spirituality just like when we were in church is about respite, beauty, serenity, peace, relaxation, healing, rest, improving your self esteem & confidence, encouragement. Most didn’t run to the male god ONLY cause they absolutely had to conjure a new car, cash, prettier appearence, more shoes and luxe to stunt on the next bish. Those things were a given cause of who you were “in Christ” right.

The moment people switch to new age or a more feminine spirituality, it becomes a codependent mess that’s about begging some force to get you together. So there’s no right way to do anything but establish what type of spiritual practice works for you that empowers you, that brings you luck, serenity, peace. If it’s affirming 600 times and obsessing over having having having then so be it.

[wonik1ss]

019. road trip bish !! + mostly written — SURFS UP ! 🏄‍♀️

You smiled as you saw Yunjin pull up infront of your house Eunchaes face pressed up against the vans window. As you got in Eunchae shoved a map in your face and pointed to random places you were going to go as Yunjin drove to the surfers houses and Wonyoung called her gf.

You smiled as you saw J load her Surf board onto the van as you helped her.

“ We’re going to 10 places in 2 days? “

“ According to Eunchae we are.. “. J laughed as you both got onto the van stopped in the middle by Sieun. J sighed.. she knew what was going on.. Sieun was hell bent on getting J to realize she liked Y/n and this was her first part of her plan.

“ I you don’t find J… I would like to sit with Y- “

“ No “. J immediately said as she dragged you to the back of the van as Sieuns evil grin started to form.

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You stared at J’s tiny phone screen as she stared at you. You decided to watch a Spider-Man movie since the first trip to your first destination would be long.

“ You know I think Tom holland is the hottest Spider-Man “. J’s eyes went wide as you chuckled.

“ Aren’t you.. into girl though? “

“ I like both.. “

“ I.. I heard he went bald though! “. Your nose scrunched as J smiled. But why did she.. and why did she feel her stomach hurt again?

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“ And pose pose pose! “. Eunchae yelled as you posed with your dressed up hotdog in hand as J stared at you from afar.

“ Take a picture it last longer.. “. J jumped as Seeun giggled and Sieun smirked as she hit her arm.

“ J you thirsty? “. J nodded to you as you handed her some apple juice as Eunchae chowed down on your hotdog.

J smiled as she sipped her drink before she felt a familiar person whisper in her ear.

“ You know she drank from that right? “. J started to blush as Sieun claspers her hands like a villain and Isa looked her up and down.

-

J stared at you as you shivered. She didn’t have a blanket or a towel? What should she do? Just as she finally looked up from your shivering form she saw Sieun signing for her to comfort you. She shock her head until she finally looked at you.

Fuck it. J wrapped her hand around your waist as she put one of her air pods in your ear. You smiled at her as she stared at her hands.

“ Thanks J “

“ No problem.. “. As you dozed off J was stuck in her thoughts. Why did her stomach hurt so much?

-

J snuck out of her friend tent because the teasing was too much.

“ Ooh you’re so inlove! “

“ When’s the wedding? “

“ I see kids in your future! “

J sighed as she sat infront of the 3 tents staring at the fire infront of her. There was no way she liked you.. it was.. it was probably just a friendly crush right?

J’s thoughts were I interrupted again by you as you say on the same log as her.

“ Why are you out here? You ok? “. J asked as you nodded and stared at the fire.

“ Ya.. just want some fresh air.. “. J stared at you as you stared at the fire.

Sure you were gorgeous, funny and the most interesting person she had ever meet but that was all you were just friends.. right.

You looked back at J as she stared at your lips. She started to move in as you did too. Until her lips hit your cheek as Sieun ran out of her tent.

“ ANTSSS “

So close.. but so far..

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summary : it was your 1st trip to the sunny beaches of cali. you had never been interested in anything else but surfing.. well that was until you saw the new teen surfing instructor j. she was everything you wanted and more. But with that came a really really REALLY dense girl who would probably never see your feelings.. which is what you thought for now.

[crappymixtape]

okay hear me out, steve and han solo are the same vibe, right?

in it / invested first because there’s a pretty girl involved ( nance / leia )

additionally invested because there’s some kind of payoff ( steve’s into cracking dustin’s code cos “american glory” and “all the girls he wants” — han cos luke says the princess is rich beyond his wildest dreams )

whore with a hearty of gold — this needs no explanation

likes to stand with hands on hips

pouts like a lil bish

always getting their asses kicked

smug af

over time chips away at that cocky exterior to reveal a selfless person who, at their core, wants to help others for the sake of helping others and not ulterior motives

TIGHT PANTS AND GOD, DAT ASS

thanks for coming to my ted talk.

[fabuloustrash05]

Not me laughing at every single damn part of chapter 22. Also the way Sal just casually says to have 5 kids like- Bro chill calm down. If he asks Raph and Mona during the time they are getting wed to have kids Sal is no longer my 5th favorite character but my number 1 all because of that. Also you just gave me the perfect idea on what to draw at some point. Anyways- I'ma cancel my plan of summoning a fire-belly newt from the dead to murder a guy who's name starts with bish. P.S love the fanfic and when someone laughs at a fanfic while reading it, you know your fanfic is amazing.

Since Splinter’s not around, someones gotta pressure Raph and Mona Lisa to make them a grandparent ;)

Also thank you! <3

The whole idea of Sal Commander really wanting grandchildren, or “recruits” as he calls them, came from the many conversations I’ve had with my friend @bludinkdragonz where we came to the agreement that Sal Commander sees Raph and Mona together as his opportunity to finally be a grandparent and have future soldiers for his military, so he’s the one who is constantly asking them “when ya making babies?” XD

He demanded five grandchildren in the fanfic, but Sal won’t complain if they make more than he requested ;)

[polywantacracker2]

(More random nonsense while I wait for asks)

RWBYJNPR at breakfast

Phyrra: So! What's everyone's plans for today?

Blake: I have a protest I helped organize, it's for an important issue if not one I'm particularly passionate about personally, but it's a favor to a freind and last time I wasn't there to reel in that particular group they almost committed eco terrorism.

Weiss: I've got a big exam coming up so I'll be studying all day.

Ruby: I'm going to let Weiss get JUST enough done before dragging her out of the house for her own good!

Weiss: Hey!

Nora: I actually finally got a audition thanks to my favorite agent!

Ren: And I'll be driving her to the audition.

Jaune: What kind of audition is it?

Nora: If I get the part then I'll be in a commercial!

Ren: Well she'll be the pair of human hands pouring the food in a cat food commercial.

Ruby: It's a starts!

Yang: I actually got work today. So Phyr, what are your plans?

Phyrra: You know that one girl at the gym that's been getting on our nerves?

Nora *with her mouth full*: Tha bish Harried?

Phyrra: Yes Harriet, let's just say on my last solo gym visit she finally mouthed off too far and I informed it was time to put up or shut up.

Yang: Ooh! What ya doing?

Phyrra: We're taking things to the ring, Jaune's gonna be my corner man.

Jaune: And you'll both need a traimed medic on hand.

Weiss: IN-training medic..

Jaune: Hey its better than nothing!

Nora: Break her legs sweetheart!

Yang: Yo lover boy don't forget to us a recording and at least a few pictures of that throw down!

Jaune: Don't worry I will.

Ruby: Ooh! When's it starting!

Phyrra: We're to meet up for round one in about a hour.

Ruby: Great! Me and Weiss will come along to cheer you on!

Weiss: Ruby! Already said I have to-

Ruby: You can study later! Supporting somone close to weather it's your girlfriend or your sister when she's punching somone in the face is way more important!

Yang: Hell yeah sis!

Blake: Somedays I REALLY wonder about you two's childhood.

[freedomfireflies]

This is gonna be my second thingy I’m sending, please don’t mind me, I just want to rant for a sec.

I fell off my freakin bike today.

I was cycling home from school, it was RAINING?! So the universe clearly didn’t like me already, but it was like:

“Ya know what? I need to show this bish I REALLY HATE her yk?”

So all of a sudden… *BOOM*

GUSH OF WIND 💨💨💨💨

And there I lie… no will to do anything anymore, IN THE RAIN, while I still have about 20 minuten of cycling left.

I powered through, but today was definitely rough.

Thank you for coming to my rant🩷

(I’m okay btw! I scraped my elbow and hand and my knee is a bit swollen, but nothing too serious luckily)

AAAA OH MY GOSH, I'M GLAD YOU'RE OKAY BUT SHEESH!!! Rain terrifies me, and I'm so glad you're all right!! Hopefully you heal quickly, and that you're not in too much pain!! 😭💞

[yourstype]

🥳   HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU BISH!   🎂

Wishing you an amazing birthday week! 💖 

🌹 🌺 🌸 Sending a flower bouquet to bring joy to your day 🌼 🌻 🌹

Sending all sorts of blessings and good luck for the year! 🙏

🍦 🥧 🍰  Enjoy all the desserts and cakes!!  🍩 🧁 🍪

⭐️  Sukkie to my Yoshi-ya!!  ⭐️

😈 #YouAreNothingWithoutMeBish 😈

THANKKKK YOUUU MY LOVELY BISH🥰❤️‍🔥🫶🏽💓 Lol,I don’t know how to deal with this all LOVE that you Give me! 🫣 those gif sets and this message ☺️#YouNeedToDoThisMoreOften😌😘 and the gifx you made specially for me!! 😍🥹 I will end up believing that you LOVE me 🥲😉💓 I’m so TOUCHED 🥹🫣 thank for showing me that you can’t live without me🤣😂The Yoshi-ya To My Sukkie🫶🏽🥰❤️‍🔥💓

Ps. Not you quoting me 🤡

[sometimesalana]

I was tagged by @vulpossims! <3 Thank you fren!

are you named after anyone? Uhm yes, I was named after a cousin that passed away during childbirth

when was the last time you cried? Liiiiike... Tuesday? I do be getting the overwhelm, ya know?

do you have kids? Nope

do you use sarcasm a lot? I'm for sure a smart ass. But i do it with love.

what sports do you play/have you played? If dance counts. I did dance. Both willingly and against my will lol

what's the first thing you notice about other people?  Their voice probably? But if they don't talk right off then.... probably eyes

eye color? (I had to look in a mirror just now) I used to say Hazel but now that I'm looking these bishes just brown lol

scary movies or happy endings? happy endings. My time with scary movies is O-VER

any special talents? being a nuisance

where were you born? Louisiana

what are your hobbies? writing, singing, gaming, reading, drawing, being a nuisance

do you have any pets? Technically no. My mom has cats. I do live with my mom. I do not claim ownership of these felines (i love cats tho)

how tall are you? 5'1" (idk how to write 1/4 but the fourth matters to me very much pls respeck the fourth)

fave subject in school? English for sure

dream job? Hm... If i could ever get these stories out of my head and publish them and do that for the rest of my life and not worry about money? Yeah that. I want that! Author me please.

My weekly anxiety is being afraid of tagging people that have already did things so puh-leaaaase join in if you seen this and ya wanna. K bai

[back2bluesidex]

Happy Birthday to our Queen bish!

Love you loads!!!🎂

Is that improper for a birthday wish? 👀 Well...

Thank you honey! I love you so much! Let's meet soon ya? 😘😘😘😘

[kaisakii]

‧ ₊ ˚ ☁️ ⋅♡… ࣪ ִֶָ☾. ૮꒰ ˶• ༝ •˶꒱ა ♡ <33 on 1st of August ୭ৎ .. 𓂃ֶָ֢𓍯𓂃

𓍯𓂃𓏧♡ Friendship is all about your crew and those unforgettable moments together. your friend group is your go-to for laughs, support, and crazy adventures. each person brings something unique, making the squad even tighter. you can be your true self around them, share your wildest dreams, and make memories that stick with you forever. whether you're just hanging out or doing something epic, being with your friends makes everything way better.

　ㅤ⋆ ౨ৎ ˚ ⟡ ˖ ࣪ (Friends of Mine) ࣪˖ ⟡ ˚ ౨ৎ ⋆

Ayah Hakeem

Ayah Hakeem is that dad who’s got a heart of gold but hides it behind his pride. you won’t openly say “i love you” all the time, but i see it in your actions. you always thinking outside the box, coming up with creative solutions to problems and fun ideas for the family. drama isn’t your thing at all—you'll do anything to avoid it. ayah such the peacekeeper, making sure everything runs smoothly without making a big scene about it. all about keeping things cool and laid-back, letting your actions speak louder than your words. sayang ayah ucup :3

ayah terima kasih sudah jadi ayah yang baik walaupun ayah bad parenting gabisa cebokin anaknyah. aku pengen punya mama yah :3

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Reinette

so, there’s Reinette – or should i say, you. you’re the kind of girl who keeps things super chill. no drama, no fuss, just pure good vibes. you get along with anyone who treats you right, and you seriously love your circle of friends. you're all about having fun and making sure everyone around you is having a good time too. you're always there for your friends, whether it's a crazy night out or a cozy hangout at home. people know they can count on you to bring your laid-back style and positive energy. you make sure that no matter what’s going on, everyone feels included and has a blast. you’re the glue that holds the group together, always keeping it real and fun.

reiii temen seperbanyolan bersama Zahro ketua marawis. thanks for always reach me out. maaf kemarin aku uf kamu (aslinya uf semua fl) :v terima kasih ya udah mau jadi temenku!

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Lunar

you know that one friend who just makes everything better? that’s you. you're so easygoing and can strike up a conversation with anyone, making friends wherever you go. your relaxed vibe makes everyone around you feel comfortable, and you always seem to know how to lighten the mood with a perfectly timed joke. your sense of humor is something special, always bringing a smile to people’s faces. but what really stands out is your genuine kindness. you're always there for your friends, ready to lend a hand or offer a listening ear. your sincerity shines through in everything you do, making you the kind of friend everyone is grateful to have.

hey bish terima kasih ya udah reach out aku terus. aku merasa dipeduliin waktu kamu nanyain keadaan aku. makasih ya bish :3

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Airi

you're that person who's always reaching out first, making sure everyone’s good. every morning, you're sending out good vibes with a "hey, how's it going?" or "hope you have an awesome day!" you're that ray of sunshine, never letting anyone feel left out or down. hanging out with you is always a blast. you're cracking jokes, laughing at the silliest things, and spreading positivity like confetti. even with your own stuff going on, you're always there, lifting others up with your infectious cheerfulness. the world needs more people like you.

aku inget kamu kayanya yang reach out aku lebih dulu (malu) waktu itu bingung ini siapaa tapi lama-lama jadinya lucu banget karena kamu excited waktu aku komen postingan kamu. terima kasih udah beraniin diri ajak aku temenan ya! :3

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Dave

Dave, that guy who's always throwing out jokes, super easy-going, and makes friends like it's nothing. you've got this chill vibe that instantly puts everyone at ease, and if you vibe with everyone, you're basically friends for life. hanging with you means constant laughs and good times, no drama, just pure fun. I LOVE YOUR TYPE OF JOKES!!! :3

pertama, elu bish. kedua, lu sangat bish <33 FAKYU.

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Dd Cucan

you’re the absolute best! you’ve got this amazing vibe that lights up any room you’re in. always smiling and cracking jokes, you make every day a little brighter. when it comes to getting things done, you’re a total pro. whether it’s juggling projects or handling tricky situations, you’ve got it all under control. everyone loves having you around because you’re not just skilled, but also super fun to be with. you’re basically a rockstar in our crew!

dd adalah partner menjadi mata-mata waktu ada *peep* kita sama-sama suka bikin ayah kesel. memang kita cocok jadi siblings. dd terima kasih ya udah mau jadi temen kk walaipun kita belum terlalu deket.

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Yayah Kajib

you’ve got this thing where controlling your emotions can be a bit of a struggle. sometimes you’re all over the place and it’s easy for you to get worked up. but here’s the thing—underneath all that, you’ve got a huge heart. you’re super caring and always look out for the people you love. even when you’re dealing with your own stuff, you’re there for others, ready to offer support and love. so yeah, you might have your moments, but your big heart makes up for it in spades.

yayah terima kasih udah mau jadi yayahku dan terima kasih udah mau jagain ibun, perlakukan dia dengan baik dan nerima aku dengan baik pula. harus langgeng terus ya sama ibun! <33

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Kazof

you’re the kind of person who keeps pushing forward no matter what. even tho you’ve had your share of setbacks and rough patches, you’re all about moving on and making the most of things. pretty sure, you can be a bit of a pain sometimes, but you’re a solid friend through and through. people might get annoyed with you every now and then, but they can always count on you to have their back. your resilience and loyalty make you pretty awesome, even with the occasional quirks.

kamu bish kedua setelah Dave. ngeselin banget kalo udah tengil (genggam tinju) tapi setelah kenal lebih deket lagi aslinya kalem (dikit) meskipun suka aku tengilin balik tapi lu merespon lebih tengil lagi, apalagi kalo udah combo sama iwan, stress aku bish. makasih ya udah mau jadi temenku.

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[kosi-annec]

[BNHA] Season 4 episode 7

Been a minute since, but it time to save eri!

Dang deku we get it ur buff af, no need to climb the wall at jogging speed

Aizawa thought you know ur kids, ofc they're gonna join in why bother asking lol

Oof, god and he's only like 15? Bruh, he dealing with so much shit and he can't even seek comfort to his friends

"you've been acting edgy and depressed" that's a lot coming from shoto HKSHSKHS

HHHH FUCK- IIDA 😭 he needed that, even tho he can't say anything bout it, he needed to know that he has ppl that are worried bout him and are willing to share the burden if he wants to

"i figure heroes cry when they need to" SHOTOOOO MY BBY

Well hello mr. lockman bish. Investigation montage lol

Dragon lady in civilian outfit looks like ur average karen, im sorry HSKHSJS. But she looks very pretty tho

MIRIOOO, cmon you two, go and comfort ur bestie

AAAAAA LIK SLEEPY NEJIRE WRAPPED UP IN HER HAIR HSJHSJSH CUTE

"there's probably nothing to worry about" thanks ya jinxed it guys

Fatgum telling nighteye off for assuming that a man only bought the cutesy thing for a child and not for himself lmao. Respect to him tho for considering that maybe the guy just liked that stuff; dude's can like feminine things just as much as girls. Never change, fatgum

Bubble girl why u trying to do a jojo pose, it does not look as cool as u think it does HSKHSKS

AAAAHKSHSK TAMAKI LIL SMILE AAAAA

If all might is deku's sort of father figure, then nighteye is mirio's sort of father figure

Yep, ofc overhaul knows, tbf its hard to try and hide such a big operation for long as heroes and police

Oop- foreshadowing in the big giant guy that's a servant of all for one-

LMAO NAH, SUBVERTED YE EXPECTATIONS BITCH

I'm sorry- did that pro hero just pull out a handful of his hair, and turned it into a hairy sword??

Police chief guy, don't think u yelling out the warrant is necessary anymore lmao

Overhaul, don't think it matters if u say that some of ur guys attacked on their own, ya still responsible