#thanks for having my back dude srsly

[ranhaitanisgf]

Hi!! Could u do headcannons for chifuyu, kazutora and baji with a gf who has a older brother in their gang? (Toman and valhalla)

you'll be friends, right!?

synopsis: how will they act when your older brother is in their gang?

☆ a/n ˎˊ˗ first req of the new season new year new me :3 srsly tho its sooo nice to b taking new reqs after finishing up my old ones ! thank you so so much for requesting anon, and i hope everyone enjoys !! xoxo

☆ characters ˎˊ˗ chifuyu matsuno, baji keisuke, kazutora hanemiya x gn!reader

☆ wc ˎˊ˗ 2.5k+

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chifuyu matsuno: 

❥ the fact that your brother is in toman is something that you’re surprisingly able to hide from him for a good while; chifuyu is kind of easy to lie to, (one of his only faults). well, it wasn’t that you exactly lied to him per say, you just…didn’t mention it. that’s not a crime, right? 

❥ okay, maybe it’s a bit of an exaggeration. chifuyu is strangely perceptive and maybe has noticed that you’re keeping something from him, but it was easy to hide the fact for so long because he trusts you. he trusts that you wouldn’t keep anything important from him that concerns safety and he trusts your judgment. he doesn’t want to be the kind of boyfriend that is controlling and needs to know everything about your life, so he makes sure to tell you that you can come to him with anything and leaves it at that. 

❥ you actually find your brother to suddenly be a useful source of information for once! at first he didn’t want to tell you anything about toman, but with your incessant nagging you finally broke him, earning useful information about things that were going on. it wasn’t really like you understood any of it, but you wanted to have an idea of what was going on with chifuyu, (because he definitely wouldn’t be telling you anything about it). 

❥ your brother isn’t sure why he shouldn’t talk to chifuyu at all, but he only avoids him so that he doesn’t hear any more nagging from you, (it’s easy for him to avoid him anyways since they aren’t in the same division). 

❥ there are times when you accidentally let it slip that you know more about toman that you’re supposed to, which makes chifuyu feel a bit skeptical, but he usually writes it off as you overhearing him chatting with his friends about it. 

❥ when chifuyu finally finds out that your older brother is in toman, you aren’t even there. it happens after a meeting when he overhears your brother with his friends complaining about you, talking about how you had eaten all the snacks in the house and had left the empty bags in the cupboards just to piss him off. 

❥ normally, chifuyu would have ignored it and assumed it was someone with your same name, but it caught his attention because you had told him about that specific thing. you’d laughed to him about how funny it would be to see your brother so pissed off, promising him that you would record it and show him, (he had to admit, it was pretty funny). and now that he’s looking at the guy…the dude looks exactly like your brother. 

“oi…c’mere a second…”  “ah shit…” 

❥ now that chifuyu has figured it out, your brother wasn’t really in any sort of mood to try and make some sort of half-baked explanation. he just admitted that he was your brother straight-up, saying that you had told him to avoid chifuyu while at toman meetings. 

❥ imagine your surprise when you opened up your window for your brother to sneak back home and saw chifuyu right behind him. 

“oh wow, chifuyu! haha, what’re you doin’-?” “(y/n), i know.” “well!” 

❥ he isn’t mad at you; he just doesn’t understand why you hid it from him. in his eyes, it doesn’t really seem like a huge deal and he doesn’t think that he’s done anything to make you think that he would be mad, so he’s really more confused than anything. 

❥ when you explain to him that you just wanted to be able to know when he’s going through a hard time in toman, he feels like you’ve literally taken his heart hostage. of course, his love for you before was absolutely endless, but the fact that you went through that much trouble because you wanted to know what was going on with him…it did something to him, (he ended up staying the night that day because he didn’t want you to leave his arms). 

❥ after that, it’s surprisingly chill. your brother and chifuyu are friendly now, and it also eases your worries more. despite the fact that they both consistently assure you that nothing will happen to them, you feel better knowing that they can look out for each other and have each other’s backs, (more like chifuyu can have your brother’s back, since you’re sure your brother is useless). 

❥ it also means that you get to see chifuyu more! he’ll sometimes come home with your brother after a toman meeting, coming in to see you and have some quality time with you that the two of you didn’t get to have during the day, (it was hard to consider the time you see him in school as quality time). 

❥ he sometimes ends up falling asleep in your room, so it’s a mad rush when one of you wakes up in the morning and realizes what happened, (neither of you regret it though). 

❥ you don’t tell him this, but sometimes you wake up in the middle of the night and realize that the both of you have fallen asleep. you just don’t have the heart to wake him up when he’s sleeping so peacefully, so you decide that the two of you will just deal with it in the morning, (what? you’re not doing that because you like to hear his morning voice! what a wild accusation!). 

baji keisuke:

❥ literally already knows. 

❥ it’s a bit of stretch for him to know every single member in toman, (he might be able to do it if he really put his brain to work) but your brother is in first division, so it’s kind of hard for him not to know. he takes pride in having a good relationship with all the members of his division, so it wasn’t hard for him to put two and two together when he saw the resemblance and the same last names. 

“(y/n), your brother is in toman.” “well, yes. you have a good eye, kei.”  “haha, sarcasm, very funny. why didn’t you say anythin’?”  “i dunno, i didn’t really see any point.” 

❥ he gives up on trying to see your point, instead deciding to just agree with you. 

❥ of course, baji would go to a lot of lengths to protect the guys in his division, but he makes sure to keep an extra eye on your brother. it isn’t because he doesn’t trust your brother to handle himself, but more so because he knows that if anything did happen to him, you would be devastated, (as much as you say you don’t give a shit about your brother, keisuke knows you care). 

❥ baji would do damn near anything to keep you safe and happy, so he makes sure to tell chifuyu and ryusei to also keep an eye on your brother. he keeps it on the down low though, not wanting your brother to know that he was paying more attention to him. 

❥ because baji knew your brother before he knew he was your brother, they are pretty chill with each other, hanging out with the rest of first division after meetings sometimes. 

❥ this also means that whenever baji is over to your place, you and your brother are lowkey (highkey) fighting over who gets to hang out with him. 

“well he’s my friend; i’ve known him for longer!!” “okay, well he’s my boyfriend!! that automatically trumps friend, so he’s mine!”  “uh, do i get a say in this-?” “no!”

❥ it’s quite entertaining.

❥ in all seriousness though, you didn’t know how nice it would be for baji to be so chill with your brother and the rest of your family until it actually happened. you’re not sure why, but it gives you a sense of comfort and happiness seeing him interacting with them all, especially when he gets along so well with your brother, (it’s not because you give a shit about your brother, okay?!). 

❥ adding on to this, ryoko has basically accepted you as her second child, accepting you into the family immediately and treating you as if you were her own blood. you would say that she treats you like she treats keisuke, but given the fact that she physically tries to fight him makes you retract that statement. 

❥ she also will regularly invite you and your brother over for dinner, saying that she needs to get to know her future family, (it makes baji let out a giant sigh and makes you blush a bit, but neither of you say anything refuting it). 

❥ both your brother and baji have made an agreement to never tell you about anything that goes on in toman. you’ve tried to go against it and ask them to explain more to you, but neither of them will ever share more than very basic information about anything that’s going on, (even when you constantly pester them about it). it pisses you off that they claim it’s for your safety; how would knowing simple stuff about what’s going on put you in danger? 

❥ they will never budge. 

❥ the three of you regularly play mario kart with each other; of course, you always come out on top, which makes the both of them accuse you of cheating, (how would you have even done that?!). sometimes baji will invite chifuyu as well, which you think makes it even more fun. 

❥ despite the fact that you always bag on the both of them for doing dumb stuff and being in a gang, you suppose that you get why they do it. it isn’t because they want to make trouble and be violent with other dudes, but it’s for something more, and you can appreciate that, (it’s practically the only reason you stopped pushing to know everything that was going on with them). 

❥ baji and your brother are the official (y/n) protection squad, mean mugging anybody who looks at you sideways at school. you’ve been wondering why they have been following you around everyone, but you immediately shooed them away when your friends told you what they’d been doing. 

“you guys can’t just be doing that to everyone who looks at me!! have some faith in people, will you?!”  “no.”  “absolutely not.”

❥ it’s okay, they’re just doing it because they love you. 

kazutora hanemiya: 

❥ when kazutora and your brother first met, you swore that you could see the hostility swimming in both of their eyes, the both of them becoming extremely stiff and staring at you. 

“this is the guy you’re dating?! you can’t be serious!!” “(y/n), this is your brother? jeez, i feel bad for you being related to him…” 

❥ neither of them had been willing to give up why there was such bad blood between the two of them, so you had to threaten kazutora with not talking to him for a whole month before he confessed. 

“i kinda…beat him up… “what?!”

❥ you weren’t sure who to be more angry at, so you decided to wait to hear the full story and then decide. 

❥ it took a lot of threats and pushing, but you finally got it out of kazutora. apparently, your brother had been sent on some kind of side work mission of picking up some money from another gang when he’d been ambushed, essentially getting robbed for all the money and leaving him with nothing. 

“how much was it?”  “...10 million yen…” “WHAT?!” 

❥ you decided to drop the matter, finding kazutora completely innocent; hell, he was a better person than you. if you had 10 million yen and the person who was supposed to pick it up let it get stolen…you definitely would have killed him, (not seriously, but still, 10 million?! how does some random gang even get that much money?! how is that possible?!)

❥ now that you were aware of the bad blood between kazutora and your brother, you found it rather funny to watch their interactions whenever you had kazutora over, the awkwardness between them unmatchable. neither of them wanted to incur your wrath, but they also both had their pride to uphold, so they just flatly would greet each other and would shuffle around each other, (you were always shaking from holding your laughter in). 

❥ in all seriousness though, you don’t like the fact that they are both in a gang. even though neither of them would tell you anything, you had somewhat of an idea of things that were going on due to a friend of yours whose boyfriend was in toman. of course, you know next to nothing of the gang dynamics in tokyo, but you weren’t entirely sure that the gang they were in was…good…wouldn’t toman be better? 

❥ they immediately rejected your idea when you pitched it to them. 

❥ you have no way to know this, but kazutora very very subtly will keep an eye on your brother, although it’s completely for your sake. he isn’t really sure if you care too much about him, but even kazutora knows that losing a family member is devastating, so he will do whatever he can to keep you from having that burden placed on you. 

❥ your brother consistently grills you whenever you go out with kazutora, acting all high and mighty as if he’s ever actually done anything useful for you. he gets real quiet though when kazutora actually shows up, suddenly becoming quiet and shuffling to his room. 

❥ there’s a part of you that wants to have them make up so that it isn’t so damn awkward, but you’re not sure how to go around that, (you also think it would be funny if this keeps going on). they both have the kind of personality that wouldn’t let them apologize nor forget about the incident, so it was a bit of a stalemate. 

​​❥ you think the only time you’ve ever seen them actually team up to work together was when you started complaining about having some girls in your class teasing and making fun of you for your style. it seriously wasn’t anything crazy, and certainly wasn’t anything like bullying, but they seemed to take it very seriously. 

“hey…are you haruta?” “huh? yeah, who’re you?” “stop bothering (y/n).” “what???” 

❥ they stopped teasing you after that, but it came at the cost of some of your reputation; there is now a rumor that you have two delinquents at your beck and call who do your dirty business for you. great. 

❥ when you confronted the two of them, they pretended like they had no idea what you were talking about. 

“you two punks did this, huh!?”   “sounds like you’re makin’ things up. i didn’t do anything like that.” “dunno anything ‘bout that, on my momma.”  “we have the same mom you dumb fucking idiot.” 

❥ maybe there is hope for a friendship between them after all.

[mdhwrites]

hey this is kinda short n random but DUDE.

thanks for putting your thoughts out into the world. srsly. your critiques and insightful, genuine, thoughtful writings about some of my fav shows (amphibia, toh) and games (hsr) have given me real moments to sit back and think on lots of things.

you're excellent at clearly stating a point without antagonizing or trashing the other side of the argument, and always seem clear and well-spoken. that's hard to find in analysis or "hot take" style blogs, ESPECIALLY when it comes to writing.

it's hard to get mad at anything you've put down, and easy to let it actually bring up interesting questions to chew on. also, your writing is very enjoyable and fun- I'm gonna see if I can snag me a copy of Crises Girlfriends soon!

keep doing your thing, man. it's great

Thank you. All of this genuinely means a lot to me, especially, frankly, the part about avoiding antagonizing or belittling the other side. My ability to speak my thoughts clearly and bring points together is just kind of part of how my brain is put together (only half of which I can blame on being on the spectrum maybe) but the concept of not being an asshole while I try to make a point wasn't something I always had.

That's not just me being humble either. I lived with a friend for two years, helping take care of their mom while they helped give me a place to exist while dealing with my depression, and they straight up told me that who they had known five years before then wouldn't have been allowed on their couch. I literally stopped being a part of Discord or Skype groups (to really date this) for I think at least three years because I would spend so much of my time just trying to prove I was right. To win and show how superior I was.

The change from needing to be right and instead to simply have a conversation/debate was a major change to how I saw analysis and ended up the way I am. Not to say my emotions never get the better of me, not helped by when I got into analysis being when The Nostalgia Critic reigned supreme (I haven't watched him in well over half a decade now), but I try to keep it more about the work itself. I've even talked about in multiple blogs how my opinion blogs are less just about reviewing things or the like (again, not perfect, especially with TOH) but instead a lot more about teaching lessons and thoughts on things that I think can genuinely help people.

To that end, belittling others is counterintuitive. For as upset as I get with the Amphibia fandom about their takes on the ending, I do empathize with them. I can understand why they wish for the ending they wanted, even if I disagree on it being better. I can see a lot of why TOH, especially as someone's first big fantasy work, would mean a lot to them and draw them in and be something special, even if a long term fantasy fan might find a lot of it trying too hard. Not only is that approach more humane but it also allows for better analysis because for as easy as it can be to say how something is bad, it's a lot harder to genuinely address why that work may also be popular. At least, you know, without being an asshole and going "It's wish fulfillment so only losers who want to escape this world could enjoy it." That's reductive and useful to literally no one.

Anyways, I think that's more than enough bragging? shrug On my part. Again, thank you so much and I hope you enjoy Crises Girlfriends when you get the chance! Have a good day everyone and see you next tale.

[leglessstreetlights]

Hey V, hope you’re doin alright…. On a Friday at 9:09 pm……

But srsly tho I wish you the best <3

HAGDJASHDKAJSFHKJDSF

thank you??? i mean i wasn't planning on it but shit dude, now i have to watch my back lol

<3

[storybycorey]

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#5

Tagged by @msrafterdark -thanks for remembering I used to be a writer!!

Rules: List the first lines of the last ten (10) stories you published. Look to see any patterns you notice yourself, and see if anyone else notices any.

Forbidden Adventure: Mulder drags her bag from the overhead bin and plops it onto her seat.

When the Lights are On (pt 3): A piece of you’s inside me, Mulder, she thinks, at least a dozen times a day.

Here Be Monsters (pt 2): She hates how much she wants him.

When the Lights are Off (pt 1): It’s not the chill that wakes her, late in her bed on a Thursday night.

The Fox Mulder Phonetic Alphabet: She brings her lunch from home most days.

Stay: She’s the practical one, always has been.

Something That's Not Soup: She grew up loving the water, could spend an entire morning exploring in goggles and a snorkel, fingers turned pruny and hair a saltwater mess that would make her mother groan.

Inevitable Things: He’s waiting for you.

There've Been Good Things, Too: Dark green leather.

Sparta, Tennessee: There’s something she never realized would happen once she and Mulder finally crossed that line: That she’d be aroused.

Once Upon a Time in a Basement: Her head lolls on her neck in that wonderful way heads sometimes do after consuming the perfect amount of wine.

This makes me miss writing, going back and remembering all these fics! These are some of my very favorites!

Observations/Patterns: Almost all of these are written from Scully's POV. I never introduce my characters, I just start right out using pronouns with the assumption my readers all know who I'm talking about.

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Hey guys, not txf-related, but I entered a self-portrait contest and would love it if you'd vote for my piece!!

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My #1 post of 2022

I turned 50 two days ago. FIFTY. Every year on my birthday I do a piece of art, and this was my painting this year. There have been some hard years in these five decades, some very hard ones, but there have also been a lot of really wonderful years. Here's to more of those in the future!

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[jaylaxies]

Okay so i finished the fic so heres my feedback <3

First of all WHAT THE FUCK?! LIKE WHY DUDE WHYYYYYY?!!?? im going insane rn yk that?? Like there the cutest couple ever i just srsly love it too much that i want them to get back together :( i just HATE YOU (in the nicest way possible) i love the way that you like really show the vibes of Karina and Yeji cause like im sure that they'll truly do that..AND PLEASE Y/N DSRVS THE FUCKING LOVE DUDE LET HER FEEL LOVE :( tbh i srsly dont know what to say but all in all WHAT THE FUCK? and i love it {3 i love the way that is written and that how Jay makes y/ns heart fluster and make her blush like a bitch :3 and the way that Jaemin is always there to ruin the situation for Jay and Y/n and be smiling like a weirdo,,,when jay said "does he even get tired from smiling?" GOT ME CRACKING MY NERVES like i srsly laughed so loud that my bf thought i was going crazy <3 and i wish i had a boyfriend like jay srsly :( like the way that he is so sweet and caring in the fic is just so adorable and the bonding of them both is sooo cuteee istg :(( i also agreed where yn said that he loves jay sm for being kind and caring to other people got me blushing like a tomato <3 its totally so true and when yn also added that she loves jay sm cause the way he eats corn and buys Coca Cola PLS ;) HAHAHAHA IT GOT ME CRACK UP but srsly ive been repeating this but i srsly just have two things to say 1.FUCK YOU 2.i love the fic sm

Sorry for the grammars :3

RIGHT?? they’re so cute w each other i love their silly lil bickering which probably does nothing to hide their affection for each other but we love it! KARINA AND YEJI MY WIVES i literally love them <33 no cause jaemin is always smiling AND we love a lil bit of jealousy WJQKWK JAY WAS SO PISSED omg this feedback is so 🩷💗💞💕 ILOVEYOU AND THANK YOU FOR READING and and i’m sorry for the ending 😭🙏

[starcrossedjedis]

all the first questions from otp ask for elyana and criston

Thank you so much for sending this ❤️

1. What are things they both find funny?

Not much that is still laughable when they're adults, because such is the nature of GRRM's sandbox ^^'

But as children they loved to mess with Elyana's older brother Tristan, sneaking around behind his back, playing catch or hide and seek or teaching Elyana self defense, when Tristan was very clear on the fact that it wasn't appropriate for a young lady to do any of those things - especially not in the company of a lowborn boy. So growing up Elyana and Criston would frequently be caught rustling through the bushes in the garden like squirrels - giggling uncontrollably and not the least bit stealthy ^^

9. Have they made each other cry?

Have they...? Dude, planning this through rn, it feels like that's pretty much all they do ^^' - starting the day Elyana find out about Criston and Rhaenyra (which has them both in tears) it just never stops.

He'll probably cry writing the letters begging her to forgive him. She'll cry reading them. He'll cry when she never answers, but instead word reaches the capitol that she is now the Lady of Storm's End.

And so forth. They are both idiots (endearment, mostly).

17. What senses (sights, smells, feelings, etc). remind them of each other?

The smell of a garden after a rain, the rich smell of green that takes them both right back to those sweet childhood days.

The smell of exotic flowers reminds Criston of Elyana, because she uses their essential oils with her baths and also on her hair. They are gifts from her family in Dorne, so it's a smell that is very unique to her.

The feeling of a knife in her hand reminds Elyana of Criston, because he was the one who taught her how to use a dagger to defend herself against her brother's explicit wish.

25. What moves do they know work on the other?

Ngl, questions like this one always amuse me, because they belong so far on the "romance story realm" - realistically Elyana's sole move would have to be "existing in close proximity" (srsly I have been with my husband for almost twenty years now and the amount of times I'm like "really? this does it for you? THIS???" is astounding x'D)

But let's be more "romance story" about this - Elyana is well aware of the effect she has on men and over time she grows less shy about using that. Criston doesn't stand a chance against her stealing heated glances from across the room (also because he is, after all, a mildly vain and not so mildly proud dude, who you would totally get going by letting him know just how much you truly want him)

Elyana is very receptive for anything that makes her feel like she is more than just a pretty toy to be used for cunsumption (and breeding), so Criston makes sure he very thouroughly makes their encounters about her pleasure.

Send me any of those for any one of my HotD OCs, pretty please? ❤️

[idek-how-do-ifeel]

I think I haven't vent about this here (my most personal space) so here I go

I can't believe that I saw MCR live last year and didn't appreciate it enough. Like, don't get me wrong. I ABSOLUTELY enjoyed the show, I really did. They sang all the songs I expected and I sang them so fkn loud and all

Even though I wasn't there the whole show ( I missed like 6 songs) it was a wonderful experience. Even though I didn't know some of the songs they sang, I absolutely vibed with them 🥰 I screamed and jumped the hell outta me

But...

Dude I feel so much regret. 'Cause omg.

I should've listened to them more way beforeeeee😫😫😫😭😭😭😭

I've liked them since I was like 9 (I'm 24 now) but wasn't really very invested in the fandom or knew all of their songs, still I really liked them so I was like yeah, let's go see them live and holy shit. My life changed after that and my love for them multiplicated a lotttt. It was wonderful. The energy, the music, Gee's beautiful voice... e v e r y t h i n g

And srlsly now I see pics and vids of the shows and I HAVE SO MANY REGRETS 😫😫 (specially the ones of the show I went) bc I can't believe I was fucking there. I can't believe I saw Mama live and didn't know the lyrics back then so didn't really screamed the way I should've wanted

I've talked abt this w a lot of ppl and I knowwww they're sick of hearing the same over and over 😞 but srsly I can't stop feeling so regretful 😭 'cause it's not only like: mmm i should've listened to them before seeing them live, bummer... anyways.

No

It's way deeper, like I feel a burrrniinnnggg regret so so bad bc now we don't know if they will be touring again and if they will be coming here to my country 😞

I just agh. Idk. 😭😭 srsly it may sound dumb or wtv but for real, it's one of the biggest regrets I've made in my life and I feel so stupid bc I had the privilege of being in a show and feel like I didn't really appreciated it enough back then

Anyways, this was just a venting session, thanks if you read it all though 🥺

[oleolesimeeligen]

Some thoughts (not deep or anything) about the Jus In Bello episode:

Dean sure says "I don't swing that way" a lot for a guy who does indeed swing both that way and the other and maybe some more.

"No one's a virgin."/"Nobody kill any virgins." Lol man you kill monsters for a living but you don't believe in virgins lmao thank you for not wanting to kill us though, really nice of you.

Agent Henriksen died so Dean's fake heterosexuality could live. The way they stare into each other's eyes and Dean looking back to check him out before leaving... That was enemies to reluctant allies to friends to lovers in like half an hour, big fan.

When y'all said Dean was homophobic I thought you meant tumblr homophobic, kinda like the 'I have a homophobic slur to say' meme, but. Dude. It reminds me of that moment in my life when I was totally sure I was sTRaiGht and I felt insulted when someone implied I wasn't. Man, looking back I was attracted to women since the very fucking beginning. I think of kid Dean seeing men's underwear ads and rejecting the way they make him feel and my heart fucking breaks. And he had to go over all that shit on his own? Of fucking course he's confused and messed up. He probably writing "definitely not gay I totally like women. Srsly I fucking love women I get hard all the time thinking about women. BUT" kinda stuff anonymously on forums.

[perpetually-sad-but-its-fine]

10x13 of chicago pd

its been a while since ive done this, im so sorry

oh a graveyard

yipee

who's grave?

justin’s?

al?

ALVIN

I KNEW IT

oh god wait

why are they bringing him up now?

asa chapman

yay

‘since youre a fan of small talk’

...is that her trying to flirt?

this is a fun conversation

real fun

where is this going

what're you tryna do lady?

what is this

they say pedro

and all i can keep thinking about is pedro pascal

he agreed?

really?

love kev’s convo

its great

torresssss

my babbyyyyy

is hailey ever gonna be partnered up w/ someone who isn't voight??

srsly

like after everything in season 9

they're still partnered together?

car chase

OH MY GOD

bro what

that was so sudden

adammm

my love

oh dead body

joy

oH GOD

BRO

car explosion

fun

acetone

fun

fun

fun

anywas

‘how'd you know it was acetone?’

‘guess i must've been to too many rerock houses’

oh asa chapman

hello there

what do you get out of this?

it feels like its more personal than just a ci

haileyyyyyyy

my wife

‘really? dealer finally realised that killing customers is bad for buisness’

‘hm.’

that's a fair point tho

its like the drug dealers dont care that dead bodies are going to drive ppl away

lookin at adam?

is he going to do it?

oh wait no

TORRES

my baby

bro

hes so cuteee

dante ramiro

dude thinks that he can change just his last name

and hes good apparently

oh adam is here

lovely

‘ass clown’

oh they're fighting now

HOLY SHIT

ADAM GOT HIS ASS BEAT

BRO IM CACKLING

ADAM LOOKED LIKE HE WAS IN SEVERE PAIN

LMAOOOO

kev and torres

they're great

i love them

hailey still wearing her wedding ring makes me cry

that's a hugeass wire

BOOKS

i love books

books are great

books>>>>>> drugs

books are better than drugs

moving on

im scared now

pls take care of my baby

please

oh jesus

great

oh fun

HAILEY

LOOKING AFTER TORRES

MY HEART IS FULL

oh wait

another cop

wait what

the fuck???

BRO????

WHAT???

explanations

please

explanations

yay

BRO WHYD YOU SEND HIM????

tell him that

girl

tell the fuckin truth

brO

THERE WAS NO TRUTH THERE????

oh no

ROBBERY

noooo

this is bad

this is really really bad

THEYRE NOT GONNA MOVE IN???

BRO

THEYRE GONNA WATCH AS THEY ROB SOMEONE

oh no this poor lady

THEYRE GONNA WATCH AS THIS GRANDMOTHER IS BEING KILLED???

thank you torres

thank you

youre using your brain

what?

more acetone?

seriously?

what's the acetone for??????

i want answers

oh god

hes bribing cops

I KNEW IT

careful torres

careful

OH MY GOD

ITS ASA CHAPMAN

I THINK SO

OH GOD

come one

GIVE ME THE TRUTH

I WANT THE TRUTH

aw

gant and lopez

barely know them

love them

they're great

oh no

where's this going

oh my god wait

were chapman and villar in love????

WHERE THEY FUCKING???

jesus just say it

what happened??

teLL ME??

OH MY GOD

THEY FUCKEd

I KNEW IT

I FU CK I N G KNE W IT

i feel bad for her now

oh i feel really bad for her now

poor chapman

poor girl

chapman’s got trust issues

really asking why voight won't tell

t r u s t i s s u e s

oh joy

more illegal activity

i feel like this an illegal version of some cooking show

does torres know how to do this before hand?

or was he just taught?

‘enough for 90 years’

lovely thoughts

oh great

TORRES DONT PUSH IT

oh great

this'll be fun

oh adam getting back at torres

wait hold on

WOULDNT THE GUY KNOW THAT ADAM WAS AT THE BAR????

are they gonna put him in ‘the cage’

yep its back

after idk how long

but its back

i wanna kill him

guys not too stupid actually

nvm

he stupid

he gave himself up

he real stupid

chapman

yay

more conflict = more fun

i actually like asa chapman

she seems like a good balance for the team

hes not gonna tell the unit the truth??

‘and we have evidence for that?’

‘not yet.’

this sounds like bullshit

adam suspects something different tho

oh crumpled up piece of paper

fun

the third cousin

oh my god

did they bury the body in the concrete???

this is intense

THEY BURIED THE BODY THERE

I FUCKIN KNEW IT

I KNEW IT

oh they're gonna destroy this building for that body

poor nina

poor girl

coME ON

youre gonna make me cry dammit

‘tell me everything’

you dont wanna know

please you dont wanna know what happened

blood splatter on the handle even after five years?

really?

that seems a bit out there

wow

that was so casual

‘chicago pd, lemme see your hands’

as the guy us walking across the room with his phone in hand

oh poor Nina

i feel so bad for her

lowkey kinda hoping she sticks around

she’d be a good addition to the team

‘he’s dirty. he’s cruel.’

he is tho

hes both of those things

wait

is there something that's gonna happen between the two of them?

i can't tell

also

i really want hank to have a love interest

like

really badly

it'd be fun to watch

ALSO

WHERE WAS TRUDY????

WHERE WAS MY MOTHER????

[ancient-immie-blog]

Holy Shit

Okay after living on my own for 15+ years, I have had to move in with my parents (Thanks Hurricane Ian, for flooding my house and destroying most that I own ya dick!) and holy shit. Two 70+ year old people, its like children who can drive and drink.

I’m grateful that they wanted me to come live with them.

Not in the sense of I’m trying to keep them from doing stuff like a toddler or baby sense. Fuck me. This is why I’m not having kids, I have no patience for myself, a mini person of me is not happening.

I forgot how ingrained technology and internet stuff is in Gen X and the later generations. We know it because we had to learn it. I’ve been a denizen of the Internet since 1994. I know, I’m teh oldz. I’m pretty up on shit, or I’d like to think so.

Its like trying to teach Lazlo, Nadja and Nandor how to operate the interwebz. They’re not stupid people, not implying that. Its just they don’t fully listen.

My father’s hard of hearing and much like his father, doesn’t wear his hearing aids all the time. Yet, this man puts his glasses on every morning because he can not see without them. But he sits around the house without hearing aids and its like:

He gets snippy if we shout for him to hear us and he does have them in. He says that if he wears them for the day that it takes forever to charge them.

My Stepmom is one of those she gets most of the info and then runs with it, getting frustrated when its not completely right. She’s a lovely person, though she do be saying things and I’m like:

And I am not it. No srsly, you can’t say that shit. No, “you’re old” isn’t an excuse anymore. I think it’s jut there was no thinking before saying shit.

I find myself going back to teenage behaviors of listening to music, isolating myself, watching YT all the time, getting out of the house. I am trapped between two grown ass adults who are watching TV all day, on two different TVs with the volume competing. There are days that I’m so over stimulated from being stuck between them I’m ready to scream.

Ugh, that makes me a 40 year old teenager...dude, teenaging far, far beyond the point of this is fine.

[dyketectivecomics]

{{ "Give me a character and I will answer..." Poison Ivy please? 8O

got bless u zira, this took forever but it rlly helped me calm down, thank you. (under the cut bc it got LONG)

Why I like them: jfdklsa;fj i mean the OBVS ’hot villain that i’ve definitely been crushing on since i was a 5 yr old’ aside, shes such a strong character/villain. one of those that you just, instantly get a knack for her voice & demeanor and motivations. and the fact that shes so clearly lesbian coded like! whether intentional or not, and we can argue the merits & unfortunate effects of queer-coding villains some other time but she was one of my comfort characters when i started Really figuring out/accepting my attraction to women.

Why I don’t: again, the flipside of clearly Queer-coded villains. the fact that she’s so many times reduced to the ‘man-hating feminist’ (esp when her villainous activities as an eco-terrorist are much more in her style anyways?) these are moreso issues with her writers than anything lmao

Favorite episode (scene if movie): i mean the Harley/Ivy team-up episode is OBVSL Iconic, but a close second for me is def the BTAS one where she’s Reformed for like, 0.00003 seconds lmao. The whole set up for the ep & just ugh. i loved that ep as a kid and it STILL HOLDS UP

Favorite season/movie: yknow, ima shout-out to Arkhamverse Ivy here bc like. In Asylum? Taking over the Gardens & Upgrading herself to Boss status? Iconic. In City? Finding a chill spot to camp out and make herself at home and helping her gf Selina w/ stealing some shit? I-con-ic. Knight? SAVING THE WHOLE DAMN CITY AT THE GREATEST COST? SHIT BOI I HAVENT STOPPED CRYING FOR 4 YRS NOW

Favorite line: loooooord her “Nature always wins.” line thats first echoed from Asylum, right at the beginning of Knight, and then when she brings that back at the END I CRY

Favorite outfit: as much as im a Hella Gay for all of her more revealing outfits, Ivy in dresses will always be my weakness and this was the best reblog/edit i could find in my tags lmao

Ships: I mean HarlIvy OBVSLY, CatIvy, (Sirens as a Polyship should be Obvs), (i read a few issues of GCS and tbh, antagonistic Zee/Ivy gives me Life too & i’m too scared to find out if its a rarepair like i think it is) tbh ANY Ivy/girl ship is good. but i aint ever gonna go back to shipping her with men lmao. not gonna happen (nb characters tho… i want to Explore that. omg nb!Ivy tho what if)

FriendShips: I liked her friendship (ally-ship? lmao) with Penguin on Gotham! TBH any of the other Gotham Rogues make Excellent chemistry all around bc like… theyre all so well-established & Wary of each other haha. I’d LOVE to explore a gen kinship with Swamp Thing (obvsly with her Overzealous Need to Protect the Green, but also her borderline magical influence on it. yeah its Science for her BUT IS IT STRICTLY SCIENCE? IS IT?)

Head Canon: She absolutely Knows when someone who’s Trying Not To Kill Their Plants really means it, and sometimes she’ll get So Frustrated when they cant figure it out that she’ll just. Show Up at their front door in the middle of the day to slip a note under it like “stop drowning them, and take them out of direct sunlight idiot”. its part of her rehab. she’ll work on being nicer abt it when people stop killing their plants lmao

Unpopular opinion: idk if its unpopular but uhhhh, A Good Check on writing/keeping Ivy’s nuance is that she, canonically, likes kids. She’s very matronly. She’s not like the head-over-heels, talks abt them all the time, type. But she cares very deeply about children. and i rlly gotta remember that too bc its such a wonderful trait for her ahhhhh

A wish: i dont want her to get like, 100% leaf turning redemption (lmao) but like. Going from 'wanting the Entire City Dead’ to 'causes slight/minor annoyances to assholes who deserve it while being a force for Meaningful Change’ would be nice. just something morally grey

An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen: i mean it’s already happened twice now but this Also Comics we’re talking about here, but God DC, you really fucked up. You Buried My Gay. Twice now. And sure, things get rebooted, characters are brought back from the dead. But just, For Once, can my girl get a neutral end? please for the love of god. let her have SOME happiness.

5 words to best describe them: Confident, cunning, brilliant, sneaky, and refined.

My nickname for them: my mom lmao. she is tho.

[mikeyelistsukasa]

How about a idol/famous? (Idk) au where Mitsuba, Kou, and Teru who loves to spoil their shy s/o to death, but they have a hard time smiling due to their past? And they will try anything to make their s/o smile no matter what, so they went to this random event where they finally smiled for the first time (hopefully this made sense 🥲)

(ALSO I LOVED THE DRAWINGS YOU MADE 🥺💖)

I can’t believe i needed a month for it. Mitsuba’s is so short because i lost the files for him 6TIMES i struggled w the request so i had to change it a bit so sorry abt that.not proofread

How the hell did u two end up together ??????

Srsly HOW

Ohhhhh you were sakura’s/tsukasa’s/kou’s friend how classssiccc🙄

Anyway-

Since we talk about Mitsuba it’s obvious that he would first say some nasty remarks every time he saw you sad

But that didn’t help(well obviously what did you expect)

Thats why he tried ACTUALLY offered to listen to your struggles

Wdym u don’t need noone to talk??? Then stop being sad>:(

Buying your favourites also didn’t help you awe :(

So he decided to do something he thought he would never do

Bring you to his favourite secret place

„Can i finally open my eyes?“

You say in a exhausting voice

„Not yet so stop nagging“

You mentally rolled your eyes

„Alright we are here“

„Finally! It’s about….time“

„I introduce you! My hiding spot✨“

„Mitsuba…this…this is amazing!“

„Ofc its amazing! My taste in places was always…beautiful…“

His mind was empty when he saw your face.your smile.

It was so beautiful!

„Thank you mitsuba! You’re the best“

After you gave him a small kiss on the cheek he promised himself one thing

He’d promise to make you smile like that more often

Now you two together make more sense 🤝

He also found out about by someone else (aka yashiro or teru)

This poor boy was kind of nervous approaching you

You thought he was nervous to talk to you because he found out who you are but-

That wasn’t the case

Like AT ALL

its just that he is sorta shy around new people(mostly girls)

And you kind of looked sad so he thought maybe it was a bad timing to approach you

You were relieved that it wasn’t the first thing you thought

As you two started talking more and more you two developed feelings for eachother

You liked how kou gave his best to make you smile

You two enjoyed baking together

But one day

You felt comfortable enough around him to reveal yourself as an idol/singer

The exorcist was too stunned to speak

This dude started treating you like you’re a queen and he went back to his shy self

Like a celebrity? Hanging out with HIM?

„Im probably dreaming“

*pinch*

…

He wasn’t dreaming at all

His crush a celebrity wow

Lord have mercy when you two started dating

Him being a bit insecure always thought that you don’t like being with him

Thats why he was bringing you lots of gift in some hopes

„S/o-san/kun! I baked you these heart shaped mini cakes! Please take them!!!“

„Oh thank you kou you didn’t had to…“

T-T mission failed you didn’t smile

More like the opposite you looked even more depressed

Its not that you didn’t like the gift its just it feels as if he made you these just because of who you are

God were you wrong

He came home disappointed when suddenly his brother teru popped up

„Yo kou. Look ive got 2 tickets from a secret admirer at school. Probably another fan.I don’t feel like going so i thought maybe you might want them?“

💡💡💡

„YES PLEASE GIVE ME“

„Haha calm down here“

It was 2 tickets for a… carnival?

Nonetheless he thought it was worth a shot

He looked at the data of the tickets and asked you if you could come to *address* at *idk insert some time*

You messaged back with a yes since you got curious on why he wants to see you so badly.

You dressed up not too fancy and went on your way

„Hey! So where are we going?“

„TO Aaaaaaa CARNIVAL!“

„Carn-? Woah hey no need to pull im coming im coming“

You two only took one step into the carnival and your eyes were already glowing from excitement

„Woah…“

„Follow me!“

Lets just say you had lots of fun on all those rides

Kou even won you a huge white rabbit! How adorable

Before you guys went home you two decided to go on the ferry wheel

When you two got on top of it you were able to see everything from up there.

Thats when you smile.

„Look! It’s that trashy ride that made me throw up hahahah…“

It felt like the whole time froze when he saw your smile

I mean you were so happy what else could you want more other than being on a top of a ferry wheel with your beloved one and a huge stuffed animal.

You looked into kou‘s direction

„thank you kou. I owe you one“

That smile was weak but it was a genuine soft smile

„I-uh uhm well no wait- it’s alright no problem hah-„

He will definitely cook teru his favourite meal after this ends

You two met at cooking class(let’s pretend tbhk has this)

„S/o L/n and teru minamoto“

Suddenly you felt like everyone was staring at you

Which they were

„Hey! Im teru nice to meet you. Im gonna be your partner for today. Im bad at cooking though so i will just try to assist you“

„I- uhm no Worries“

He cant be THAT bad at cooking right?

„WHY IS THE OVEN TURNED ON SUCH A HIGH DEGREE IT BURNED THE BUNS“

„Ah sorry my bad haha“

„why you little-„

*death stares around the room*

„Hah its alright we can make new ones“

It was fun to hangout with you so he decided to secretly keep having contact with you

*cough cough cuz of fans cough*

As much as he enjoyed your company he noticed that he never saw you genuinely smile.

He did question at least once

„Hey um are you alright?“

If you won’t tell him he would be concerned on what is going on but won’t push you into telling him

He is honestly the only one that won’t put lots of effort into making you smile

Buuut he will try eventually

But to no luck just like the other two

But one day one of his fans gave him 2 tickets to a show to look at the dolphins. As a thank you for helping them yesterday

The two tickets were meant for him and his brother kou and well

The thing is kou has detention

„i warned him. You will get caught in the girls bathroom eventually“

He laughed to himself remembering the scene

Thats when it hit him that he could invite you

You ofc not having anything to do exept be prepared for the next concert agreed

You didn’t know the tickets were given to him

So you eventually took your seats and waited for the show to start.

It was fun. But not fun enough to make you smile

He already lost all his hopes while standing in a line with you to pet the dolphins

Thats when a miracle happened

You smiled to yourself when the dolphin made a sound from your touch

„Do you think he likes it teru?“

„Hm? Oh yeah i gue𝚜𝚜...’’

Woah

So is that how you like when you smile?

Ngl this made the boy blush a little

Its like he fell for you again.

He sat down next to you to pet the dolphin with you.

“You know…”

“?”

“You should smile more often.it looks good on you sweetheart”

0///0

Thank you for your request sorry it took so long🥲 have a nice day and visit again!

[221bshrlocked]

OMG MAGGIE PLS

I’ve been in such a Marcus pike mood lately and that lil piece OH BOY what I’d give to have this man. Srsly universe pls give me a Marcus Pike to come take care of me I am NOT OKAY

Dude I don't know why but there must be something in the air because holy fucking I've been in the same mood too. Marcus Pike has been living rent-free in my head for weeks now and I just...ok. Picture this-

NSFW below cut. Detailed descriptions of male receiving oral.

You sigh for god knows what time today as you walk out of the shower and dry your hair. Had you known that every wrong thing would happen from the minute your alarm rang, you would have called in sick to work and stayed in your bed all day long. As you slip into your shorts and tanktop, you hope that Marcus already cooked dinner and was either waiting for you to dig in or making you a plate as he finished whatever work he brought home with him.

Grabbing your hairbrush, you shut the lights of the bathroom off and make your way to the living room. A familiar delicious scent hits your nostrils and makes you thank the heavens that Marcus was unintentionally making your day a whole lot easier. You step out of the darkened hallway and make your way to the dining room, about to sit down and inhale the plate he prepared for you when you come to a halt at the sight that greets you from the living room.

You're not sure what makes your breathing grow erratic, if it was the way Marcus was lounging around and flipping through some paperwork, or the fact that he was wearing those goddamn grey sweatpants and, from the looks of it, nothing underneath. You're planted in your spot, refusing to move so much as an inch out of fear of missing on admiring the clueless sexiness that was Marcus Pike.

Gone is your need to devour your food, the hunger in the pit of your stomach replaced with a different type of craving the longer you stare at Marcus as he leans back into the couch and carefully reads through the pages. The hairbrush in your hand slips onto the table a little louder than you intend, grabbing Marcus' attention and making him look up at you halfway through reading a sentence.

"Oh hey baby, dinner is ready and get up and pour you some wine in a sec." He smiles at you and returns his focus on the file in his hands. For a second, you want to thank him and tell him that you owe him big time for already knowing how to help you, but then you trail your eyes down his physique and you think more to yourself.

He can still help some more...

Without saying anything, you walk towards him and throw away the towel over your head as you come around the couch and stand near Marcus. He looks up for a second but does a double take when he sees you bite into one of your scrunchies and leave it hanging in between your teeth as you gather your hair high above your head.

"Baby?" He asks with confusion and worry, and you want to laugh at him for thinking that he could ever do anything wrong to you. Just his presence was enough to calm your nerves and make you forget about every single worry of the day. But you say nothing and make quick work of your hair before you kneel in front of him.

If Marcus was confused before, he's even more lost now, but you notice a shift in the way he looks at you, as if his mind was trying to force him to catch onto what you were about to do to him. He parts his lips to ask you what's wrong when you shove the flyaway hairs out of your face and move closer to him, not bothering to offer any response as you shove his thighs open and push the files out of his hands.

"What- sweetheart, is everything okay? C-can I help you?" The normally sweet, gruff voice you've grown so used to during your intimate moments is gone, replaced with a shy, hopeful tone that, for some odd reason, turns you on even more. You hold his gaze as you step closer to him until you're touching his thighs and legs, and when you see that you have his undivided attention, you trail your hands across his upper thighs and rest them at the edge of his sweatpants.

"I've had a really shitty day Marcus, and honestly, I just want to suck your dick." A part of you knows this isn't enough of an explanation, and you're proven correct when he tilts his head to the side like a lost puppy and looks down at your fingers as they slowly play with the fabric covering him from you.

"You- but shouldn't I be the one to...baby, let me make you feel good. I don't need this, but I know you do so let me-"

"No, just...Marcus, please. I don't really care about myself right now, which sounds weird I know, but I just- god, please. Let me suck your cock. In all honesty, I didn't realize that this is exactly what I needed to wind down until I came out here and saw you in these sweatpants that frankly, leave nothing to the imagination." You don't pull his clothes down, afraid that his rejection was because he didn't want you touch him now and not because he was worried about you.

"Please, I mean it. I need to feel you in my mouth baby, I- I want to lick you and suck on your balls and hear you moan for me and tell me how good I'm making you feel. Please? Let me go down on you Marcus, wanna watch you come undone at my touch. Fuck- I really want to taste you right now, wanna hear you tell me I'm your good girl...don't care about anything else, just you...Let me- let me make you feel good." You lean down and kiss up his thighs, never once breaking eye contact as you kiss the tent slowly forming on his sweatpants. You can tell Marcus is having a difficult time deciding whether he should talk this out or just let you do whatever you want because his hand reaches for you and holds your cheeks, thumb touching your parted lips lightly as he licks his own.

"I- but I want to make you feel good." He whispers down to you, holding your other hand in his palms before he raises it and kisses your wrist lightly. Your heart skips a beat at the soft gesture but you're determined to do this, for both of your sakes.

"Pleasuring you makes me happy, and believe me, I'm going to enjoy every second of this. Perhaps not as much as you but I'll come real close." You slip away from his touch and lean down to kiss his palm, silently asking him again if you could remove his pants and pleasure him. Marcus takes one long, hard look at you, turning his attention from one eye to the other before he nods softly and raises his hips high enough for you to slip them away. You don't waste a second as you tug his sweatpants down his legs, biting into your lower lip when you see that he really wasn't wearing anything underneath.

"Fuck, the way you're looking at me right now baby, so fucking sexy. Go on sweetheart, take what you want. 'm all yours, do whatever you want with me." Marcus moans as he rests his back against the couch again, and he barely has a second to wrap his head around what's happening before you're leaning down and spitting on his cock. You giggle when he throws his head back and swears beneath his breath at the filthy action, and you drag your nails up his thighs to relish the feeling of having this much power over him.

"God Marcus, you look so fucking good like this. And you're all mine baby, mine to please and kiss and touch however I want." You whisper to him as you slowly trail your fingers down the protruding vein on the underside of his cock. He's only sporting a semi but you know that he only needs to feel your mouth for a minute or two for him to grow as hard as his fucking gun.

"Shit...shit- you really want me this much baby?" He asks, and you swear you hear a hint of inquisitiveness in his voice, like he didn't believe that you truly wanted to go down on him for your own pleasure.

"Marcus, I can't begin to tell you how lucky I am to have you all to myself." You tell him as you kneel lower and rest your arms on top of his thighs. Marcus bites into his cheek when you let drool fall on the tip of his cock slowly, mesmerized by how shameless you were being with him. You can see how much he's enjoying having your undivided attention and you smile at him as you part your lips and take the head angry red tip in between your lips. He moans your name along with a few expletives when he feels your wrap your mouth around his length, one hand shooting to your hair instantly when you continue to relax your throat and take him down as far as you can. He grabs your arm with the other hand and you hum in approval when he digs his fingers into your skin, leaving bruises to remind you of his need to feel you everywhere. The deeper you take him, the more difficult it is for Marcus to stop himself from bucking his hips into your mouth and fucking up into you.

"Fuck fuck baby you’re- slow down...slow down sweetheart, take your time and- and just...oh fuck. You're gonna make me cum already baby...ah shit.” Marcus grunts as soon as you wrap your hands around the base of his cock, and before he can ask you to give him a few minutes to calm down, he watches as you pull off his cock and let your drool roll down his length without care. His chest rises and falls rapidly as you keep your gaze on him and lick down the throbbing veins.

“Good girl, good fucking girl...you look so pretty baby, mouth full of my cock. I- I fucking love you- ah shit, that’s it sweetheart. Keep going, keep making a mess of me. Take whatever you want from me, it’s all yours...’m all yours.” He whispers down at you and huffs deeply when you turn your head and lick a long strip up and down his dick. His hips move against you slightly when he looks down and sees one hand loosen. He wants to beg you to keep going, to push him over the edge already until he’s whimpering and moaning your name. But then you trail your fingers down and cup his balls in your soft hands and he all but loses his mind at the feather-light sensations coursing through his veins.

You take notice of the way he shivers at the simplest of touches and you smile in pride when his hold tightens around you even further. He’s silently begging you to have mercy on him and you don’t waste another second, waiting until he throws his head back to get a hold of himself right before dipping down and sucking on his balls. Marcus almost flies off of the couch when he feels your teeth graze and tease his ballsack. Forcing himself to raise his head and look down at you again, Marcus hisses through gritted teeth when you let go of him for a second to kiss across the wet skin at the base of his dick.

“Fuck ff-fuck baby you- you don’t have t-” You open your mouth and lick aggressively at his throbbing sack, relishing the heat his skin radiates the harder you suck and spit on him. You could tell Marcus didn’t expect you to be so enthusiastic and you eye his hands before looking at him to let him know that he can grab you wherever he wants. When he doesn’t get the hint right away, you let go of his cock for a second and drag his hand to your hair, not bothering to show him how to hold you as you return your touch the weeping crown of his dick. He’s leaking precum down his length and you shut your eyes to enjoy the subtle, salty taste seeping into your taste buds. You try to hold every inch of him but now that he was as hard as a rock, you knew you wouldn’t be able to reach every bit of his length. So you opt for the next best thing; pulling away from him, you lick your lips as you take the bulbous head into your lips and softly pass your tongue over the slit while you cup his balls and massage them as expertly as you dragged your other palm down his dick. You try to look at him but you know that you wouldn’t be pleasing him as much if you changed your tactic so you opt to increase your pace, not caring for the mess you were making of him and yourself as you drooled all over him and your hands.

He’s a moaning mess above you, hand tugging harshly on your hair to have more control over your movements while he forced himself to keep still so he didn’t hurt you. He wants to tell you that he’s never felt this good before, that he would never dream of letting anyone else touch him the way you do. But he can’t get a word out past his lips, not when you were showing him how much you craved tasting him on your tongue. He’s embarrassingly close but he doesn’t care that this is probably the quickest you’ve ever pushed him over the edge. Letting go completely, Marcus falls back and lets go of your hair, fisting his hands tightly into the couch seat as he bangs his head against the soft cushions behind him while you tease his sensitive and aching cock with your teeth and your nails and your tongue. He tries to hold off as much as he can, wanting to make this somewhat pleasurable to you as well. You told him you enjoyed going down on him immensely and he didn’t want this to end so quickly,

But then you relax your muscles and take him down even further in your throat, and Marcus all but loses it. He can feel the back of your mouth hitting the tip of his cock over and over again, and as soon as you squeeze him tightly with that crazy move you learned to do the more you sucked on him, Marcus screams in ecstasy and falls into bliss, shooting hot spurts of cum down your throat even after you pulled off of him to taste him on your tongue. He knows he probably doesn’t taste too good but he looks down to watch as you smiled at him while rolling his hard dick around your mouth to fill your lips with his essence. He’s breathing heavily but forgets how to think when you pull off of him and swipe your tongue around your mouth to show him his seed, and just as he tries to lean down and kiss you, you pull away and make a show of swallowing him down. Marcus swears beneath his breath, and wipes his face to get himself in check. He doesn’t know what to say or do, and he hopes that you tell him what you want next because he can’t rely too much on his brain right now.

Thankfully, you read his mind in an instant and stand up from where you were kneeling, helping him drag his sweatpants up his thighs and around his hips again.

“Fuck, thank you baby, I really needed that. Felt so good having the weight of your dick on my tongue.” You say casually as you wipe your mouth with the back of your hand and grab the towel from beside him, dabbing your face quickly before walking around to the kitchen table. Marcus wants to ask you what else you want from him but you turn around quickly and shut him up with a quick peck on the lips.

“I’m going to eat really quickly and then you’re going to fuck me until I forget everything that happened today. That sound good to you, Agent Pike?” You wink at him when you see the blush radiating across his face seep down his neck.

“Fuck yeah, whatever you saw sweetheart. I’m all yours.”

“I do like the sound of that...but I would rather the whole neighborhood hear that I’m yours as well. So drink some cold water and get ready to make me scream.”

Marcus would never tell you this but he thinks for a second that, if this is what happened after you had a rough day, he wouldn’t be too opposed to bothering you every once in a while if it meant he’d get to fuck you all night long.

[yulin-pop]

Okokok for the remaining of my data will be asking u sum question and your opinions on them to keep my sanity at bay, what do you think about Silver getting old and Lilia still staying the same?! I found it on tiktok when i finally got my data, it was a video about silver and lilia holding hands when silver was a little bb and when silver grows old lilia doesn't LIKE SILVER WAS OLD IN THE END OF THE VIDEO LIKE 70-80?? AND WAS DYING DUDE LIKE WHY I DID NOT WANT TO SEE THAT FIRST THING IN THE MORNING?! I WAS CRYING SINCE I REMEMBER SENDING SOMEONE A REQUEST ABOUT SILVER X FAE S/O A SCENERIO ABOUT SILVER PROPOSING TO FAE S/O, GETTING MARRIED AND SILVER GETTING OLD AND SAYING TO FAE S/O “ Thank you for always being with me.. I'm afraid I will have to go soon... Let's meet in the afterlife? I'm getting tired I wanna go to sleep..”

I srsly want this in another time when you get some rest since u been working hard Lin <3 I'll just rq it again next time lol

⤷ ✧ One before the other

- order 13 | Scenario | Silver

Gender neutral

Request for @mikkies !! Welcome back I missed you a lot! <3 I usually don’t post twice in the same day but I wanted to welcome you back. I added a bit of a twist. Also I’m not the best at angst if you can’t tell

Warning: Angst, hinted su¡c¡de

You’re not sure when but you felt completely isolated from everyone else. Not even because of being a fae. But your appearance. You were intimidating. Striking fear into any child that so much as looks at your face. Your horns were raggedy and chipped, your eyes had a glint that said nothing good to everyone.

No one wanted to hold a conversation with you. And, when they did, they always tried to hide their disgust and fear. You felt completely alienated from everyone.

I’m sorry. I’m sorry for looking like this. I’m sorry for making you cry. I didn’t mean to.

You were so close to just tearing off those damn horns that put fear into so many people.

“You’re beautiful. Your horns and your eyes.”

Something you haven’t heard since never. But it wasn’t another fae that said this. It was a human.

He was the embodiment of grace. When your eyes met with him, he didn’t even flinch. He just came closer and strokes your back.

“You’re still a person. There’s always more to than what one see.”

He wasn’t scared, he fearlessly approached you and comforted you.

The best moment of your life was when he said yes. It didn’t feel real, but it was. The feeling of your lips against his was real. His love for you is true.

He would always say, “You don’t have to hug me like that, I’m not going anywhere.”

He always said that. It was funny then, but you can’t take hearing that ever again.

The differences between human and fae are far too great. Their history to their life spans. It always runs short.

But it has to be a little bit longer. There has to be a way.

You were willing to risk your own to extend his.

Just stay with me, I’m willing to do anything.

“Silver! I know a way! I just need—“ He touched your hand and you went silent. He lightly brushed his fingers against the back of your hand.

“Please, don’t.” He quietly said. You lost all your words. “You look as beautiful as ever…”

You mournfully looked at him. He was beautiful. Even now. This can’t be the last moment. His silver hair was still the same as back then.

“Silver, please… Please don’t go! I’ll do anything!” You grabbed his wrist with both of your hands and pleaded.

“Thank you for always being with me.. I'm afraid I will have to go soon...” He smiled, you brought his hand to your forehead, “Let's meet in the afterlife? I'm getting tired I wanna go to sleep..”

“N-No… Silver!” His eyes closed as your vision blurred and everything went cold.

Droplets fell onto his hand and you sat there on your knees. What will you do now?

There’s nothing left anymore.

“I’ll join you soon… I promise.”

[matan4il]

I've been a silent fan of you and your metas/opinions/AO3 for quite some time (but with a different blog) and I just.. wanted you to know how happy and excited I get everytime your notifications pop up for me. Like, srsly.. after every 911 ep I keep updating my tumblr just waiting for you to show up. Everything you write is an absolute masterpiece!! Many Kudos to you!! And thank you for.. everything!! sz

Hi Lou! This is just absolutely so sweet, just know, I am giving you the biggest possible CUDDLES! And you like my fics on AO3 too? I am honestly bawling. I haven't had the possibility to write in a while, so I'm delighted to know that the fics I have completed and shared still matter to people. THANK YOU! You're honestly too kind, but I'm so very grateful for this kindness, I wish I could do something to make you as happy as you did me! I hope that I can continue to share things you enjoy! Sending tons of love your way! xoxox

And I hope it's okay to add this equally lovely ask here -

heyy :) just wanted to thank you for your weekly buddie meta on the new episodes! since my country has only released the first 3 episodes of season 5 (episode 4 will be released tomorrow) i am way behind lol but i don't care for spoilers (the first scene of 9-1-1 i ever watched was eddie getting shot xD which lead to me spending around 10 months thinking the dude had actually died and because of this refusing to get into the show, imagine my surprise when i found out he had survived) anyhow, your meta is to me basically a short little summary of all the most important stuff that happened in the episode, so thanks for that! besides that i also get some quality meta of course which is also very much appreciated <3

Awwwww, hi lovely Nonnie! I am SO happy that I can help you! *HUGS BIG* I don't know if you might be interested in watching the eps online? I know it can be nerve-wrecking to wait that long for new ones. And I'm so happy my posts can offer both a kind of summary, at least for the Buddie content, as well as offer some insight. It's just so kind of you to let me know that what I do helps you, and I am sending lots of love your way! xoxox

I hope you both know such lovely feedback and support makes a difference, every single message I get is one that I treasure and hold close to my heart. It’s the reason I came back to do the s5 meta and am continuing it every week, so know that your words matter! <3333

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[kyber-crystal]

AHHHH i was wondering if you could do hcs for obi reading to you? i just feel like this is the sweetest thing in the world that he would 100% do

YES thank you for requesting this *cracks knuckles*

alright so i think we’ve made it clear from the beginning that obi has a heavenly voice

with that being said, you could listen to him talk for HOURS

or sing

for example;;; you caught him singing to himself one day and like. melted. 

with a voice like that he HAD to have been in a few musicals, at least 

like ??? i get to spend my day with THIS guy ??? and listen to him TALK ??? how lucky am i 

there was one night where neither of you felt like going straight to bed, so you decide to sneak up to the library together 

(and if you got caught you’d probably get a long lecture from master yoda about how sleep was essential to a jedi’s life and whatnot lol)

you definitely haven’t received that lecture like 5x already

you sat down together on one of the plushy sofas and put your stacks of books on the coffee table

you’re so sleepy but for some reason, sleep never comes so you lean back and stare blankly up at the ceiling (as if you thought that doing so would make you drowsy. but it didn’t)

then obi j asks if you wanted him to read to you so you mumble a ‘yes’

oh my lOrd

his voice sounded like dripping honey and put you at ease right away

??? how ???? how did he  ???? 

(you could’ve sworn your headache was gone within the first few minutes of hearing him speak)

somewhere in between the fourth or fifth chapter you found yourself drifting off 

and by the end of 7 you were fast asleep

so obi stopped and put down the book

and carefully carried you back to your quarters

the two of you often repeated this process—especially on nights after a particularly rough mission—because it helped calm your nerves significantly

obi-wan knows you have trouble sleeping because of your insomnia + nightmares 

so whenever he senses that something’s up he’ll come into your room, sit next to you on the bed, and talk or read to you until you fell asleep

sometimes he’ll talk ab what he did during the day, about his family, his childhood, what he was passionate about, likes and dislikes, etc

(this quickly becomes a very comfortable, natural routine so you start picking out a book before you decide to retire for the night and hand it over to him)

(and then that’d be what he read to you that night) 

ALSO usually you zoned out during council meetings and would ask anakin what they talked about afterward (bc he had an insane sense of hearing) but when it was obi leading discussions you stayed 100% alert LMAO

is it possible to also become attached to someone’s voice, because,,,,

:))

dude srsly i need someone like this in my life

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