#that movie has me fucked UP

[smallpwbbles]

Earth wind and fires September:

Earth wind and fires September after watching Robot dreams:

[words-writ-in-starlight]

listen I expected literally Nothing from the D&D movie okay, like I can't make it clear enough that I expected the most soulless money grab with a good cgi budget imaginable, I went in having already gone through every stage of grief and landed on acceptance and LISTEN

I fucking CRIED during this dumb RPG movie. it wasn't just "not terrible" it was objectively good with a clever plot and compelling characters and sincere emotional beats. this movie loves D&D so fucking much and it NAILS the "a bunch of goobers try to be cool and accidentally discover The Power Of Friendship And Also Great Violence" classic D&D party vibe. their barbarian's last name is fucking Kilgore and my entire family cried in the theater.

I hope they make twelve of these motherfuckers.

[andthebeanstalk]

Me: hm, I want something to put on the TV as background noise... Huh. Looks like YouTube is recommending something called The Last Unicorn. That's perfect, it's probably some old shitty animation that has aged poorly! I can watch it ironically!

Me, 2 hours later as the credits roll: *crying, cheering, buying the book, composing the songs*

Me, 2 weeks later: So I have compiled all of the quotes from the book that I think could make good tattoos, and also, HOW HAVE I NEVER LEARNED ABOUT HOW THE LAST UNICORN FUCKING SLAPS??? This gay-ass little fairytale fed my soul! Watered my crops! Transed my gender! Can't believe I heard of this story from youtube recommendations, of all places!!

[ren-054]

Renée Sterling: Oh, they have to find my darling husbands! I’m so worried about them!

Detective Monty: Seriously, what do you see in those two?

Renée:

[sosweetsolonely]

i can be gentle. how's that for gentle?

jacob elordi in he went that way (2023) dir. jeffrey darling

[bixels]

Weird hyper-fixation right now.

[gh0stlyscooter]

Fanart for Neopetskid fic Two Birds

t/cest Do Not Interact :)

[cal4hysteria]

the idea of cal and andre being nothing without each other HAS to be one of my favorite relationship dynamics for them. like. andre being nobody without cal and cal being nobody without andre. like theyre fucking hosting off each other like a parasite. andre in the car scene before the shooting.

"i couldnt have done this with anyone else. i dont know what would have happened to me if we hadnt been friends."

that scene is so special to me. them needing one another to survive. andre trusting cal at the suicide scene. he did it even if he had to throw away his plan to escape with him. even though he did all that work, of gathering the fake passports, id's, the whole 'we're gonna skip town together' idea. he risked all of that for cal. because he would rather be dead with him than alive without cal

[hijinxinprogress]

Whenever the JL starts complaining about YJs public image YJ just straight up gaslights them

[shannonsketches]

There's a meme going around to draw your comfort characters as the Steven meme.

Bowser's never been a comfort character for me, but thinking about how great an Illumination Smash Bros movie would be with these two having the dumbest greatest villain team dynamic has brought me SO much joy this year.

[captainsjack]

in the next mission impossible movie there better be a scene where the one (1) female agent they have has to seduce/flirt with a guy to get information out of him except when she tries, he makes it clear he’s not interested and says something implying he’s gay. so she walks away and into the comms tells the team it didn’t work because “i’m not his type.” then we get semi-frustrated team members telling her “well then become his type, we need the info” etc only for her to interrupt with “i think one of you boys will have a better chance.” then the comms go silent and it cuts to each team member’s reaction of “😳” and the “oh”s as they realize he’s gay. except when it cuts to ethan’s reaction, he’s already sauntering over to the guy and we just hear him say “i’m on it” and then we get scenes of ethan seducing the bad guy and he gets to gay kiss him. if this doesn’t happen i will riot

[i-hear-a-sound]

leftism leaving peoples bodies the moment people with severe facial/bodily differences exist

[ohbo-ohno]

knee-deep in the latest booktok drama (began with this vid lmao) and im genuinely convinced the entire discourse could be solved if people learned what erotica actually is. these people are reading ICEBREAKER and calling it "pure porn" like im so sorry guys but you just don't know what porn is!! why does the guy in that video say it's crazy to see people reading colleen hoover on the bus!!! what do YOU think erotica is???

i know booktok mostly recommends romance books with smut in them but my god if i see one more person call a book with 1-3 sex scenes "erotica" im gonna lose my mind

[airenyah]

happy to announce that ohm pawat made it through yet another show without being grazed by a bullet despite the fact that he had a gun shoved into his face on multiple occasions

and with that the gay romcom continues to be the only series in which ohm pawat ever ends up with a gunshot wound

[cak31ssuperi04]

fun fact: Them

[hella1975]

day 1383 of thinking about how two of the biggest characters in mha get canonically groomed into adulthood and it's just hardly addressed