#that’s how the roommate era wins

[calyssmarviss]

Cackling thinking about the Avoidance Stage.

[stagefoureddiediaz]

The solar oven is a seed the writers have just planted - it’s how bucks couch gets destroyed and we get to watch the loft burn!

There’s a reason we’ve been over at bucks loft with all the chris homework scenes - they’re gonna make a solar oven on the balcony and the refraction of the foil is gonna set something inside the loft on fire (the couch) we can get rid of the couch and the loft (or at the very least cleanse it) because Buck will get thrown out by mr grumpy ‘no dogs, only cats’ (there’s a reason we met him this season) and we could get Chris in danger - maybe trapped on the balcony!!

I see the vision

[clusterbuck]

ok actually my sofa theory is that christopher’s line is played for laughs like ha ha buck you don’t even have a sofa and it passes by

and then a couple of episodes later when buck starts Not Doing Well but before a big breakdown it comes back and he’s like i don’t even have a fucking sofa

[queerbuckleys]

my next vision is, the “couch” metaphor grows into “apartment hunting” cause the loft collapses and his last two apartments came with girlfriends.

[leothil]

they’re really not gonna introduce a new character to be buck’s endgame love interest THIS quickly and in the span of 7 episodes. it HAS to be eddie that Oliver is talking about in the interview today it just has to be and I have a feeling Buck's apartment complex is gonna burn down and collapse hence the couch being destroyed.

If Buck's loft burns down for real this time I'll laugh until I cry and high five every single person in this fandom that have been clowning about that since the break between 5A and 5B. That sterile place with the new, uncomfortable couch Margaret is getting him deserves to go up in flame!

[dancer-me]

Ok wait where are the bucks loft burns down theories I have yet I see them and I need them - was it confirmed and I missed it??

Oh it's 100% just a theory that I saw on my return to 911blr scroll and I love it because, deep down, I want the "Buddie Roommates Era" truthers to win and burning the guy's house down is an excellent way to get rid of his couch and force him to move onto the right couch.

I saw a snippet of an interview with Oliver Stark that is floating around on the 911 spoilers tag where he's saying that he's happy that the fans have latched onto the couch as a metaphor and that the new couch won't be around all that long anyway! Combining that with another comment he made about how Lucy does come back but as not a love interest, and something-something about how he's actually less than pleased about [seeing Lucy], has the whole "Buck sees Lucy again because she's putting out the fire at his house" speculation spinning.

It's all Clown Car as per usual but that's where the fun is!

[bi-buckrights]

Bucks apartment is right next to the stadium and is also destroyed by the blimp, so he has to find a new place to live, so of course-

[ireneae]

thinking about how there are at least four nights between the initial fight and the breakup at which point taylor says “so we’re past the avoidance stage” and is surprised to see buck in the apartment they share implying that for those four nights buck was not in the apartment so i simply have to wonder. where was he

[lifewouldbebetteronmars]

AND NOW KAMERON’S IN LABOR

ON BUCK’S COUCH

[remuslupinlovebot]

marauders era p links (18+)

all links lead to p0rn !! watch at your own risk and do not watch in public

REGULUS BLACK

regulus fingering you in his dorm

regulus bouncing you on his cock

JAMES POTTER

riding james when he visits you for summer break

james celebrating a quidditch win

james absolutely devouring you as if you were his last meal on earth (this is the hottest video)

james teasing you while you’re wearing his hoodie

james stuffing you full and showing how much you mean to him

james eating his pretty girl out

SIRIUS BLACK

sirius making his girl feel good

showing sirius what a good girl you are

69’ing with sirius

sirius using his long fingers to make you cum

morning fucks with sirius

sirius fucking you at your house

REMUS LUPIN

remus fucking your face

remus fucking you in the bathroom before a full moon

riding professor lupin

getting extra credit with professor lupin

BARTY CROUCH JR

bouncing on bartys cock

barty fucking the LIFE out of you

MARLENE MCKINNON

marlene riding the life out of you

marlene making you look in the mirror as she destroys you

marlene fingering you till you’re shaking

making a sex tape with marlene

marlene eating you out

making out with marlene

LILY EVANS

fucking lily with a d!ldo

intimate but intense foreplay with lily

fucking lily in the common room

sucking mommy’s tits like a good girl

roommate lily helping you out

car sex with lily

thanking lily for date night by eating her out

lily sitting on your face <3

using mommy’s tits to cum

MARY MACDONALD

mary bringing you to heaven with her fingers

mary sending you a video while you’re on a work trip

home alone with mary

fucking mary after coming home to her all dolled up

making mary cum

eating mary out by the pool

DORCAS MEADOWES

eating dorcas out till she’s whimpering

(doesn’t really look like dorcas but it’s hot so whatever) devouring dorcas on the kitchen counter

giving dorcas special treatment after a night out

dorcas riding you

RANDOM

marlene eating lily out to give her a break from studying

pansy parkinson riding the genuine life out of you

pandora, dorcas and barty having fun when the dorms are empty

foreplay with lily and nb partner (not RLLY p0rṉ)

PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF ANY DON’T WORK!!

[f0point5]

Max Verstappen x bestfriend!reader Masterlist

She’s still bejewelled - Y/N finds out F1 wag pages are once again speculating she is dating her best friend, Max Verstappen

It’s (not) a cruel summer - Y/N and Max enjoy the summer break

August slipped away - Y/N does a Q&A to catch up with her followers after summer break

Burning red- Lando puts his foot in it

Holy ground - Fans discuss their excitement to see Y/N and Max interact at Zandvoort

I’m the one who understands you - A window into Max and Y/N’s home life

It turned into something bigger - Y/N’s comments about her childhood friend, Mick Schumacher, lead to a social media firestorm

They’d say I’d hustled, put in the work - A look at Y/N’s podcast, Dirty Air(time)

Shake it off - Determined to forget her worries, Y/N goes out parting with Max and Lando

They say home is where the heart is - Fans discuss how Y/N and Max love being roommates

(We’re) in the club doing I don’t know what - Fans look back on Max and Y/N’s Club Rat Renaissance

Pauses, then says, (he’s) my best friend - Y/N spends the day in Amsterdam while Max does press at Zandvoort

How evergreen, our group of friends - Snippets of Y/N and Max’s other friends on the grid and beyond

We’re faster and never scared - It’s a dramatic Friday in the Zandvoort paddock

I watch Superman fly away - The drama continues as Y/N and Mick have a run in in the paddock

Long live all the magic he made - Y/N supports Max as he equals the record for most consecutive wins

Remember the footsteps - A look at Y/N and Mick’s lifelong friendship

He has his father’s eyes…his father’s ambition - A look at Y/N’s relationship with Jos

I love your handshake, meeting my father - Fans discuss Jos’s perspective on Y/N, and her relationship with Max

And maybe it was egos swinging - Everyone speculates about the cause and consequences of Y/N and Mick’s falling out

I fell from the pedestal - Y/N becomes the subject of internet trolling after her fall out with Mick becomes public

Don’t know how long it’s gonna take to feel okay - Unable to deal with the stress and trolling, Y/N goes home to Switzerland, cutting off Max

My reputation’s never been worse so - Y/N’s absence sparks concerns amongst those closest to her

If someone comes at us, this time I’m ready - Y/N’s friends publicly support her as the hate continues

You don’t want to know me, I will just let you down

My words shoot to kill when I’m mad - Mick and Y/N finally talk

Something in your eyes says we can beat this - Max has a tough start to an important weekend, but his luck is about to change

(We) saw something the can’t take away - Y/N is there as Max wins at Monza and breaks another record

This is life before you know who you’re gonna be - Netizens discuss Max and Y/N’s enemy era

20 questions, we tell the truth - Y/N catches up with her followers after a hectic couple of weeks, and meets a man in Monaco

On a Wednesday, in a café - Y/N’s podcast with Daniel leads to some interesting revelations

Do you really want to know where I was? - Y/N and Max spend a day at the factory as rumours begin to swirl

I make it look oh so easy - Y/N and Max choose different confidants as they both attempt to avoid the elephant in the room

You’ll find me on my tallest tiptoes - It gets harder for Y/N to keep her secret

Slow motion, double vision in rose blush - Y/N gets back in the saddle while Max watches from the sidelines in more ways than one

Carnations you had thought were roses - Two of Y/N’s secrets are revealed

Didn’t it all seem new and exciting - Max leaves Y/N behind in Monaco as she reflects on her date

Loose lips sink ships all the damn time - Y/N heads to Switzerland for a special appointment as her relationship with Max is put under a microscope

I don’t wanna miss you like this - Y/N and Max deal with the distance between them differently

Your finger on my hairpin trigger - Tensions run high as Max has a bad day on track and Y/N gets defensive

Takes one to know one - Y/N’s much needed talk with Elliot is interrupted by an explosive qualifying in Singapore

I want to tell you not to get lost in these petty things - Max’s streak comes to an end and he and Y/N look ahead to Suzuka

Forever going with the flow, but you’re friction - Max asking Y/N to fly out early to Japan leads to tension and Y/N turns to Daniel for advice

I drive down different roads - Fans, and Y/N, speculate about her budding relationship

(They) knew what it was, he is in love - Netizens set out to prove that Max is in love with Y/N

(We) counted days, I counted miles, to see you there - Y/N arrives in Japan and is reunited with Max

Balancing on breaking branches - Max receives an unexpected delivery as Y/N answers questions from the media and her mother

It’s you and me, there’s nothing like this - As Max gets back to business as usual in Suzuka, wag social media does it’s thing

My (baby flies) like a jet stream - Max has a good day on track and Y/N’s Vogue article goes live

I can read you like a magazine - The internet reacts to mentions of Max in Y/N’s Vogue article

He’s passing by, rare as a glimmer of a comet in the sky - Red Bull securing the WCC is overshadowed by the revelation that Max hates podcasts

The lingering question(s) kept me up - Y/N does an Instagram Q&A

I just may like some explanations - Y/N answers more questions

How you held me in your arms that September night, the first time you ever saw me cry - Set in 2017, we learn what led to Y/N’s dad being dropped as Max’s sponsor, early in their friendship

People started talking, putting us through our paces - When Y/N is spotted out with Elliot, Instagram, Max, and Lando react

I don’t wanna touch you - Y/N finds herself short of breath on her padel date. Later, she appears on Max’s stream

(I) will never make my parents’ mistakes - Y/N’s dad hears about her dating life, and her mother weighs in

Drinking on a (yacht) with you all over me - Y/N and Max kick of his birthday celebrations with a day on the water, while Elliot changes his tune

I’d pick you up and we’d go back in time - Y/N and Max bring in his birthday somewhere special

We’re gonna be timeless - It’s Max’s birthday, but Y/N isn’t the only one planning surprises

Take the moment and taste it - Max enjoys a birthday boat day with family and friends, and Vic makes an accidental discovery

There’s glitter on the floor after the party - It’s the morning after night before. Max and Vic discuss Y/N’s letter

Movin’ on was always easy for me to do - Y/N and Elliot meet up to talk and Y/N’s friend weighs in. Y/N’s tweets irritate Max

Your eyes look like (being at) home - Y/N goes riding, Lando proposes plans, and Max has plans of his own

No I didn’t hear the news, ‘cause we were somewhere else - Max and Y/N arrive in Doha, but rumours about Max’s Monaco exploits follow them

You heard the rumours from (your friends) - Max attends Media Day while Y/N hangs out with an old friend

‘Cause they don’t know about the night in the hotel - Max’s GQ interview exposes an interesting part of Max and Y/N’s past

I was dancing around, dancing around it - Y/N and Clara celebrate Max’s on track triumphs

(You) stand up, champion tonight - Max becomes a three time world champion

This life is sweeter than fiction - Max wins in Qatar in a physically gruelling race

Life makes love look hard - Back in Monaco, Y/N is seen out with Elliot, and he makes a bold suggestion

Can we always be this close? - Y/N and Max have a chill day at home and while Twitter notice Max made an admission in an interview, Y/N makes an admission to Victoria

Inescapable, I’m not even gonna try - Y/N and Max spend a day at the factory, where both realise they may have something to work on

You go talk to your friends, talk to my friends, talk to me - Y/N’s podcast with Oscar comes out, on the same day she finally films one with Max. Meanwhile, Max uses the sim in an unconventional way

Yes, I remember what you said last night - Y/N’s plans for COTA baffle Christian, and Y/N learns an unexpected fact about the past

Take out, then take me home - Y/N prepares for Austin, and an interview with Max comes out

Love’s a game, wanna play? - Y/N tries her hand at padel after watching Max compete, and Max steams with Redline

Rosé flowing with your chosen family - Clara and Y/N spend the day together, and Clara becomes determined to finish what she started in 2017

(We are) a flight risk, with a fear of falling - Y/N and Max head to the US

Ain’t it funny, rumours fly - Y/N heads to a Ferrari gala as rumours swirl about Max’s next career move amid reports of infighting at Red Bull

As if I don’t already see (it) - The circus settles in to Texas and Y/N’s dad weighs in on Elliot

Can you see right through me? - Y/N and Elliot make a king and awkward paddock debut

I’ve been sleeping so long in a twenty year dark night - Y/N sheds light on her dating history while she and Elliot struggle to adjust to life in the paddock

It’s morning now, it’s brighter now - Y/N reaches out to an old friend for support. Meanwhile, Daniel tries to support Max

The moment I could see it - Max takes another win in Austin while Elliot reaches his breaking point

You’ll find the real thing instead - Y/N and Elliot have an honest conversation

In the name of being honest - Bonus part where Y/N answers Instagram questions after the Austin GP

I’m asking you why - More of Y/N’s post Austin Q&A

You’ve got a girl at home and everybody knows that - Y/N and Max are suspects in the wildest paddock rumour yet as they wrap up their trip to Austin

You learn my secrets and you figure out why I’m guarded - Y/N gets brutally honest with Mick as Max plays goalkeeper twice

You saw the truth in me - Max cuts it close before media day as reports surface of security threats in Mexico

They tell you that you’re lucky, but you’re so confused - Max attends a gruelling media day as Y/N deals with the heat of Mexico

Laughing with (your head in my) lap, like you were my closest friend - Everyone has a tough quali day

This is the golden age - Maxico delivers another win, and Y/N celebrates with tequila

(You would never) me darling, but who could stay? - Y/N and Max arrive in Brazil for a short break before the race

No one has to know what we do - Max and Y/N fall off the map and enjoy some private time

I can’t say anything to your face - Max and Y/N continue to leave each other flustered and Max starts press for the Brazilian GP

The way you move is like a full on rainstorm - Max takes pole in difficult conditions and Y/N gets near her breaking point

We were cards sharks, playing games - Max wins the sprint and Y/N wins games of her own

🚨I’ve had to add a second masterlist for all posts after this point. That can be found here 🚨

[stagefoureddiediaz]

I keep thinking about the;

“I think you mean your last two girlfriends came with couches” 

line from Eddie. Because actually - all three of Bucks girlfriends came with couches - Abby did too. But Eddie doesn’t include Abby in this list - Abby Who Buck chose to step in with - Abby who actually came with a whole and full life - Abby who came not only with a couch, but a house .

Eddie knows about Abby and the house/couch of it all so he had no reason to not include her in the list, unless it’s not just about the couch - that line was very specific to the loft apartment. KR also mentioned Buck being Buck 1.5 and Buck 1.5 was the Buck who dated and then waited for Abby so maybe Buck won’t need to worry about picking the right couch this time - because he’ll be picking a whole lot more than a couch - he’ll be picking a whole house - and who do we know who has one of those (with a couch Evan ‘Its Eddies house I’m not really a guest’ Buckley has spent plenty of time on)??

[merakiui]

meraa i've had this thought and i need to tell someonee!! i can't stop thinking siscon deuce who wasn't one before until he decided to change his ways and become a better son for his mom and he just comes to this realization that you're so cute and funny and sweet and so nice and he hates how he used to be so mean to you just bc your dad married his mom and he suddenly got a new step sister when he was used to being the only child for so long. and as he starts to get to know you more and spend more time with you he starts to become. a little weird abt you.. he likes to be close to you, so close that he can smell the scent you're wearing or your shampoo.. hates when guys look at you when they talk to you, hates when ace talks to you specifically he just wants to turn into his past delinquent self and beat him up but you wouldn't like that would you? and him trying extra hard in track so when you come to visit him and watch him win you can hug him and he can feel your body pressed against his and maybe give him a kiss on his cheek and tell him you're proud of him as his face starts to turn red.. his uniform is so tight he hopes you don't feel his bulge growing in his shorts (if you do then he doesn't mind.. he wants you to feel him just as much as he wants to feel you) he's just so weird abt you.. talks to his dorm mates abt you and shows them pictures but gets so jealous when they say you're pretty? he knows but he hates other ppl thinking that (even tho he literally showed them pics of you?) but he also hates when someone says you "aren't that pretty" trey literally has to hold him back from attacking the person who said that before riddle comes and uses off with your head on him.. his entire dorm already knows he's weird abt you but they don't know how weird he actually is.. he has pics of you on his wall but they just pass it off as nothing too extreme just a brother missing his only step sister.. but what they don't know is he literally steals your panties when he visits home, sniffs them and jacks off with them over his face.. humps his pillow as he looks at a picture of you on his wall.. he has a secret gallery in his phone of pics he secretly took of you asleep or you getting changed while you weren't aware.. you just make him feel so!! he gets so clingy and needy and whiny when he goes back home on vacation and he see's you again.. he wants to make up for all the lost time he spent being mean to you in your and his early youth so he asks to sleepover in your bedroom so you can be close and make up for that time.. he's literally all over you and hides his face in your neck when he sleeps bc he needs to just keep inhaling your scent!! he's constantly touching all over your body but you just pass it off as him missing you! and it makes you so happy bc your step brother who used to be so mean is suddenly so nice and wants to be around and spend time with you! you make him so crazy and one of these days he'll show you how he actually feels but until then he'll just keep his thoughts and fantasies of you to himself..

anyways idkk idkk he has such siscon vibes omfgjsj i'm just rambling pls forgive i just need to let this thought outt i'm so srry for bothering you!! </33

AAAAAAA ANON, THIS IS SO !!!!!! Siscon Deuce......... orz and maybe you're the only girl he can actually talk to because he's normally so awkward around other girls his age. T_T and the fact that he'd definitely keep you away from Ace because he just knows Ace will try to rizz you up with his sleazy, little card tricks and flirty tone... waaaa he just wants to keep his step-sis safe from all of these troublesome guys!!!! He went from bullying you in his delinquent era to now wanting to protect you and stand up for you if anyone gives you trouble, and he cares about you so much (too much). All of his roommates think it's a little strange that he seems to idolize you so much, showing off pictures of you as if you're his girlfriend. And Great Seven, Deuce wishes you were his girlfriend. >_< if only...

He wants to be a guy you can feel proud of, a smart, kind, protective step-brother who gets good grades and stays out of trouble. Deuce still remembers all of the times he made you cry. He was so mean to you, pulling your hair or stealing your snacks or making fun of you over the smallest of things... he's going to do better from now on so that he'll never be the reason you cry again! And even if he is the reason, it'll be tears of pleasure when he's rutting into you and kissing you over and over to stifle your cute cries and moans. <3

[kazanskyy]

greg’s pay getting decimated and tomshiv clearly headed for divorce court here’s how tomgreg roommates era can still win

[useramor]

leaky pipe in buck’s apartment bursts and he moves into eddie’s house bc his loft floods THIS IS HOW ROOMMATES ERA CAN STILL WIN

[loserdiaz]

ok but hear me out. margaret will drive buck crazy and he will inevitably annoy the crap out if eddie, sending him texts complaining about his parents 24/7. eddie will eventually just say fuck it and haul buck into his truck and move him into the diaz house. this is how the buddie roommates era can still win.

(im sooo writing this fic idc)