#that's FUNNY

[niinnyu]

Minor post wha 68 spoilers

Was kinda hoping for some eye damage to bring in more Qifrey-Coco parallels (but it seems unlikely since Sinocia said her eye is fine, just a little swelling, therfore the bandages).I was wondering if she'd straight up lose an eye, but that did feel a bit drastic, so I settled for a scar.

[sonder-paradise]

𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐇𝐨𝐦𝐞 — 𝐆𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐦𝐩𝐚𝐜𝐭

◊ characters. kaeya, zhongli, diluc, childe, gn!reader

◊ genre. angst?

your commissions for the adventurers' guild tended to be time-consuming. he, of all people, was used to waiting for your arrival back in town. perhaps you'd come back a little bruised but brandishing your weapon with a brilliant smile.

but months pass after this particular commission. no sign of your return seems to be arriving anytime soon and now he must wonder... what will he do when you come home? or should the question be: if you come home?

𝐊𝐚𝐞𝐲𝐚 promises that when you come home he'll be with you every step of the way during your next journey. he waits alone in his office, staring at the vase of lilies at his desk and wondering what you're up to. he shouldn't have let you take that commission. kaeya drags himself to your last known destination just to see a sign of any sort.

𝐙𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐢 has accepted he won't know when you come home. he will gladly wait eons for your arrival. he scans the mountains for your presence and sits in your room taking in the last of your existence. he has no regrets in letting you leave despite the warnings. but what can he do but wait as he's always done for you?

𝐃𝐢𝐥𝐮𝐜 prepares for when you come home. he knows you may never return but he stands on the patio in front of dawn winery every night. there's a lantern lit for you in case it's dark when you arrive. he can't bare the guilty glances of the maids who believe that your presence will never grace his own ever again. still, he buys you gifts, saves you presents, and gathers flowers.

𝐂𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐞 pretends you come home every night. after the months turn into years, he still enters the room expecting your smile. he won't admit to himself you are gone. he wanders the plains and mountaintops that you traveled in search of you. he pretends he doesn't notice when he spots someone with similar features as you in the marketplace. yet, he still speaks as if you are still around. as if you never left home in the first place.

Taglist: @xo-cuteplosion-xo @ik8 @nonsense-corner @ireallylikehamsters

[eidolons-stuff]

Thing: *signs* "Everyone leave so Enid and Wednesday can actually enjoy their privacy"

*Yoko, Bianca & Xavier leave*

Thing: *signs* "Thank God. I thought they'd never leave"

Enid: "You too, Thing"

Thing: *signs* "I have been here since the beginning. Can't I see how this goes?"

Wednesday: "No."

[knockknockitsnickels]

[ladydragons-world]

[lordsalissoon]

I want to drae Darth (Dante x Arthie) and puppyshipping and Narilamb so bad right now

[cementcornfield]

https://x.com/jetfella/status/1783661632616345903?s=46&t=4nsvGMTnbYsCN_2D0a2rJg

I love how they showed only highlights of Ja’Marr cooking the chiefs too 😂😂

[j-saying]

When you call them on their bs, but they block you instead of answering

Them:

Me (they posted it themselves):

Them: block

Me: *still trying to figure out how th they confuse Beit-Lehem (around Jerusalem) with Gaza (far from Jerusalem).

Honey, the only missiles/bombs in this area came from Hamas.

Well, they're from California. I guess THERE it's close.

[just-michael799]

[chey-speedylead]

we determined Gojo used to snort pixy sticks- at the very least once

[naffeclipse]

I am the densest person to ever exist because I didn’t even catch on that sun wasn’t touching y/n because of the holy water. I only figured it out because of some of the asks you’ve been receiving. This whole time I just thought Sun & Moon were just being emotional and all that lmao

I guess I should stop making fun of y/n now for not catching on that their buddy is a demon when I couldn’t even piece together the holy water problem

Pffft, you are Cryptid Hunter!Y/N!

[badnewlifesmpideas]

The baseball bat on the head relates to "how to kill a geologist"

"-and then I'd hit him with the wooden baseball bat in my other hand, which they would not have noticed because geologists can only see rocks and minerals."

-✨️anon

Oh!! Wait I have seen this!!! Oh that's funny. I'm kinda sad I didn't realize that earlier lol

-Raven

(this ask references this post!)

[eidolons-stuff]

Yoko: "I think you need to talk to Ajax"

Enid: "But everything is going to be awkward"

Bianca: "Trust me. It will be SOOO much worse if you avoid it"

Enid: "Fine. But I'm not doing it alone"

Bianca: "I'm not going with you"

Yoko: *tries to quickly think* "I have- homework to do"

Enid: *bitch really*

[allforafro]

this scene when Paschke looks from behind the door and after a while closes the door should become a meme

[rhbrand]

[stickers-on-a-laptop]

not sure exactly what they're saying other than shouichi ends it on "nii" but hell yeah on the translation of "two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce / cheese"