#that's it. that's the thought.

[meadowsofmay]

modern barduil x aralas mafia!au

modern mafia!au, in which thranduil is the semi-new chief of one of the local mafia clans that was almost destroyed a while ago, and which he has been clandestinely restoring back to its original "glory" for a little while now. he is cold, calculated and set to bring vengeance to whoever almost cut out his bloodline, his history and his people.

modern mafia!au, in which bard is thranduil's most loyal dog. his right hand. his voice of orders. and his most passionate lover, tangled in the sheets of thranduil's bed. bard does most of the dirty work just because he can, he follows thranduil on meetings like a threatening shadow as if thranduil isn't menacing enough by himself.

but and it almost always cracks him up when people, in their last moments, spit angrily that thranduil is using him as if thranduil isn't neck deep in blood and mud himself. well, to be fair, none of those who experienced this side of thranduil can spread the word. but bard can. and he will. carefully, strategically and intentionally.

modern mafia!au, in which legolas is thranduil's only son, the most cherished and loved, but the one who grew up to have a character and aspirations like his father. legolas wanted to be by his side and help, which thranduil did not appreciate openly, too used to be scared for his son's life. yet still, he let legolas train with bard, monitoring carefully his progress in combat and realizing with dread that his son is about to be more fierce that the father.

modern mafia!au, in which aragorn is an on a run heir to the head of another clan that was taken over by the stronger force, much like thranduil's. unknown to most, he had been searching for people who can get on his side and building a literally army. that's how he met legolas who terrifyingly fast became his shield, his shotgun, his councilor and his soul partner.

and fast enough, legolas realized that when he is with aragorn, he is growing to be more like bard rather than his father.

[alleesaur]

doodling a bunny vs doodling a hare

[vilea777]

sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour

[yeepof]

I understand that tall men are our POV characters, but surely being like a foot taller than everyone around them would have some occasional consequences

[vimbry]

[casioaty]

Well if the shoe fish

[slutdge]

could you imagine trying to navigate this bar drunk, this is the 9th circle of hell

[hansoeii]

the honda odyssey, huh?

[razzafrazzle]

Just Checking In! (aka Something About Red Triangles)

[cartoonsinthemorning]

Since you guys liked Marcille as Kermit that much, it seems fitting to thank you for my 12k milestone with MORE Kercille. And this time, Miss Falin is also here.

Thank you so much again everybody! MWAH 💗

[callmemanatee]

The way most autism literature describes "literal interpretation" is often not at all similar to how I experience it. Teenage me even thought I couldn't be autistic because I've always been able to learn metaphors easily.

In fact, I love wordplay of all kinds. Teenage me was fascinated to learn all the types of figurative language there are in poetry and literature.

But paperwork and questionnaires are hard, because there's so much they don't state clearly. Or they don't leave room for enough nuance.

"List all the jobs you've had, with start and end dates." What if I don't remember the exact day or month? Is the year enough?

"Have you been suffering from blurred vision?" Well, if I take off my glasses the whole world is blurred, but I'm fairly sure that's not what the intake form at the optometrist is asking.

Or the infamous (and infuriatingly stereotypical) "Would you rather go to a library or a party?" What sort of party? Where? Who's there? I work at a library. Am I currently at the library for work or pleasure? Does it have a good collection?

It's not common figures of speech that confound me. It's ambiguity, in situations that aren't supposed to be ambiguous.

[problemnyatic]

"I would kill for you. I would die for you" would you take a break for me? Would you sit down and rest? For a day, a week, a year? Would you let others take care of your needs for me? Would you let yourself be held for me? By me?

[regina-cordium]

Guy just walked in with a shirt that said “I don’t question my wife’s choices because I’m one of them” and frankly I’m obsessed

[valtsv]

stuck between "psychological horror statement" and "objectively the funniest thing you could say to your real flesh and blood dad" in the father's day card aisle

[sunsbleeding]

[seenthisepisode]

what doesn't kill you makes you stay on tumblr for 13 years and counting