#that's probably a first for that tag!

[pompillar]

i dont why but male princess ren on my head can do some on that

Ah yes, first year tsundere! (never wrote in this style drabble before but let's see how this goes) There will be smut at the last part so don't go utc if you don't want it or if you're a minor.

5 times Ren got called a Princess and hated it, and 1 time he didn't...

1 - Haru

"Reeeeeen! Come on! It's not that hard! You just have to bring the crate of food scraps back!" The redhead whined loudly, "I have to give the ushi-oni their sake before they lose it again! And the honor student is on a mission right now. If you don't get it who will?"

"Uuuuugh! Just send Otonashi-senpai!" He snapped back as he curled further into the couch.

"Towa won't do it! Plus that's asking for trouble!"

"I won't do it either! I'm busy!"

He groaned, "Geez you're such a princess sometimes..."

Ren's head whipped up and he snarled, "The hell did you just call me?!"

Haru put his hands up defensively, "Nothing!"

Growling he pushed himself off the couch and stomped towards the door, "I'll get your damn scraps! Call me that again and I'm never going on another mission!" The door slammed behind him.

2 - Sho

Leaning against the counter of his food truck he hummed, "So Senpai is on a mission and they sent you to pick up my scraps? Alright. Gimme a sec." He closed the shutter, followed by the sounds of him cleaning up and packing something.

Ren scowled, arms folded as he waited, why did he have to go see the burnout? What's so bad about sending Towa to do it? Make him do something for once that wasn't scaring animals into submission.

While he complained in his head he took out his phone and opened a game. It distracted him enough that he didn't see Sho coming around the back of the truck with a crate in his arms.

Sho smirked and walked up slowly, leaning over into his space, "Hey. You planning to actually take this or did you think I'd be personally escorting it with you?"

Flustered from the closeness of the other ghoul he nearly dropped his phone and yelped, "Fuck! Don't sneak up on me like that! Back up! Why are you so close you freak?!"

He laughed and held the crate out, "Sorry, sorry. Anyway, here's the food scraps." Waiting for Ren to put his phone away and take the offered item he leaned in over the box. "So, what are you gonna give me in return?"

"Wh- he didn't say you were being paid! That jackass..."

"Oh not from your captain. I mean you, what are you gonna give me? I could think of a few things I'd like." His eyes locked onto Ren's, then flicked down to his body. "Though you kinda seem like a pillow princess to me. I can work with that though."

Turning red he yanked the box away, "You're fucking insane! That's sexual harassment! Stay the hell away from me!" Ren took off as quickly as he could with the heavy crate in his arms, ignoring the way Sho laughed behind him.

3 - ???

On his way back to Jabberwock Ren had plenty of time to think. Especially after running and wasting energy. Now he was sweating. Great. Taking on a more leisurely pace he frowned and ignored any students he passed. Thoughts wandering as he moved.

"Hey Ren! Your friends from school are asking you to come play soccer! What do you mean not interested? Are you really gonna waste your time in here all day? God... why did you have to be such a layabout?"

"You gotta lift with your legs dumbass. 'Put your back into it' doesn't mean break your spine. Bring that shit over here already!"

"Ren you should go play with the neighbor's boy. Him and his buddies are down at the beach playing volleyball... Again?! Seriously! You're such a stuck up brat! What do you think you are, a damn princess?! Go out there! I don't wanna see your ass in this house again until dinner!"

His eye twitched, "Fucking assholes." Looking around he realized he'd taken a wrong turn. "Oh fucking great..." Ren sighed and turned around to find the correct path back to his no good annoying ass house.

4 - Haku

As he rounded a corner he nearly dropped the crate he'd been holding.

"Oh, Princess? You're back already?" The Hotarubi vice captain sat just around the bend, reclined on a bench.

"Hah?!" His short fuse blew, "Do I look like a fucking princess to you?!"

Haku made a sound like he was holding back a laugh, "Oh sorry. I'm so used to seeing the honor student carrying that crate that when I saw it I assumed she was back early from her mission."

Ren deflated at the comment and stared the other man down, "You call her princess? Like unironically?"

"Yes?" He tilted his head, one red string earring dangling lower.

"And that works? Calling girls princess in this day and age does it for them?" His face took on a look of disgust. "Not gonna lie it's kinda cringe."

Haku chuckled and shrugged, "If she doesn't have a problem with it I'm free to call her what I like. So if she's said otherwise please let me know. I have plenty of other names I could use for her."

"Ugh... whatever dude. My hands are cramping from carrying this shit." Walking away he finally made it to the correct path and headed back to Jabberwock.

5 - Ritsu

Having decided to leave his dorm that night he headed up to the beached ship that housed Sinostra. He made a face at the gaudy interior he could already see. "Man why couldn't I have been on diner duty tonight?"

Entering the establishment he found the first Sinostra goon he could and asked him where to find Shinjo.

After way too much effort to track him down he found the other first year sitting at a cushy booth, obviously studying the casino. He sat down beside him and sighed heavily.

Ritsu turned his gaze to Ren, "Mr. Shiranami? You don't usually come here. I'll have to update my behavioral model..."

"Shinjo, is there anything legally that you can do if people are calling you something you really hate and it's not true? Like can you sue them for it?" He stared up at the ceiling with his hands stuffed in his hoodie pouch.

"Well yes, that's libel or slander depending on the situation. Do you need my services?" His attention was fully on the other now, a beaming smile on his face.

"Uugh, no. Just wondering." He started to feel like this was a mistake.

"Oh... well just in case you do decide to take legal action in the future," He turned on his recorder. "What exactly was said?"

After a brief and very grumbly explanation Ritsu nodded and spoke into the recorder, "Let the record show that my client is being slandered repeatedly by being called 'a princess.'" There was a very annoyed grunt from Ren that he ignored. "Legal action can be taken under-"

His recorder was snatched out of his hand by a larger one with black nails, causing him to squawk, "Captain! I'm consulting a possible client! You can't take that!"

The redhead laughed and tossed it up and down a few times, "You got a problem with people calling you names? I got some free advice for that." His dagger sharp eyes focused fully on Ren.

Despite wanting the world to just swallow him up he frowned and answered as evenly as he could, "Yeah, what's it to you? Is it cause you get called a bunch of shit too? Can't blame em with that look." He flinched inwardly, cursing his abrasive nature.

Cackling he dropped the recorder onto the table and leaned closer to Ren, "A few bullets usually do the trick. Or a knife to a few choice arteries. You're kinda spunky huh? Talking to me like that."

Ren clenched his fists, "I'm not gonna kill someone over it! What kinda wackjob does that?! You're like a shitty B movie mafia boss with fucked up teeth!"

Taiga's eyes narrowed, "...Hey pipsqueak. Your friend here is gonna come with me now."

Going pale he watched as Ritsu tried to argue in vain. Ren shivered at the look the captain of Sinostra gave him. If he didn't want to die he would just have to follow him. He didn't stand a chance running anyway...

(smut utc minors shoo!)

6 - Taiga

"Aaaah!" His arms were curled under a pillow, dragging it to his face in a vain attempt to muffle himself.

"You made such a big fuss but look at you now." A hand fisted in his green hair, tugging it to make his back arch. "Taking it so good. Feisty little things like you need to be put in their place." Taiga continued to thrust his hips, loving the view of Ren's back as he took the first year apart.

His legs shook as he tried to hold back a moan, "Fu-fuck... you!"

"I'm already doing that. And you still got all this fire? Even though I've got you speared on my cock, moaning like a whore? Talk about a brat." He gave a breathy laugh and suddenly pushed Ren's upper body down flat. "You better bite the pillow, I'm not holding back anymore Princess."

Something in Ren snapped at the term. His eyes widened as he clutched the pillow to his face again, "Nngh~!"

Taiga let out a long groan and shuddered, "Oh? Oh you liked that! Squeezed me so hard I thought I was gonna blow for a second there! Hah, you're defintely gonna be walking back funny." Pounding into the ghoul beneath him he fisted his hands in the sheets beside Ren's head, growling and panting heavily.

He did as he was told, biting into the soft fabric of the pillow to avoid giving Taiga the satisfaction of his voice. He tried to block out the sound of hips slapping together as he got closer and closer to his peak. What finally sealed it was Taiga's body laying over his back, a singular deep grind that dragged the tip of his cock against his prostate, and a husky whisper in his ear;

"Cum for me Princess."

Ren hated how he listened, an orgasm violently ripping through his body. It felt exactly like something Taiga would give someone. All rough and sharp, but bone deep satisfaction followed. The only thing that roused him from the high being the feeling of Taiga's cum filling his abused hole. "Unnngh..."

Taiga lazily nipped at his shoulder, "Fuck... that was fun." He sat up and slowly, very slowly pulled his hips back, watching as the well used rim tried to drag him back in. "Mm..." Slipping free he watched it twitch and his cum dribble out. "Yeah... you're gonna be coming back here again."

Ren groaned, stuffing his face into the pillow to hide how horribly embarrased he was. But from the laugh he heard he knew it didn't hide the way his hole clenched around nothing at the comment. God he hoped other people stopped calling him princess before this became a habit...

[clearancecreedwatersurvival]

Every time a streaming service puts out a new show with deliberate focus on diverse casting and featuring queer characters, refuses to devote any marketing budget to the show at all, and then cancels it for not getting enough hype, we should be allowed to ritually sacrifice an entertainment executive.

[newttxt]

lulaw bodyswap (or, the exquisite humiliation of trafalgar law) for @strawhattery's birthday!

bonus: the original toilet humor gag that ended up on the chopping block

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[keksalot404]

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(WARNING: Story and Gameplay spoilers for Chapters 3 and 4, mostly the secret bosses!)

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[palettepainter]

Crocodile toy in 12th panel belongs to @ferahntics

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[anbaisai]

"(Sigh) We'll continue this another ti- mmf?!"

With a guy like Jamil, you really gotta pick up the slack sometimes. No tie to pull on though, so I guess we'll just have to use that hoodie!

(Inspired by this artwork by オレコ on Pixiv!)

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[kaenith]

Winter's Delight (@fswintersdelight), day 26

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[vehemourn]

smth i honestly recommend everyone should do is like. keep a private folder of art u like on ur computer lol. and like. download art u like when u see it. ur gonna lose stuff Forever if u just like it, u know? and like, discord archives arent really enough lol. I have been downloading art since like 2016 & I have a LOT of art that was scrubbed from the internet otherwise, especially due to like. the antics of deviantart & twitter. And on things like twitter theres Barely a way to save art to begin with (bookmarks is Not good enough)

u do kinda lose Credit a lot of the time (unless u save it with it named? which i do sometimes but not always) and often like, it won't be the Perfect HQ or itll have a massive watermark on it. but like. since it's not really for Sharing as much as its for my own personal enjoyment, these things don't really bother me at all... Having a collection of art that i love that I can look at offline & like, On My Computer is so nice. And I back up a lot of it on hard drives when i back up my own art! Again, like, a lot of these pieces this is the Only way i can look at them anymore, and Maybe the only archive OF them.... I've had pieces from my friends Before they were my friends, that i just saved as a "fan", that THEY lost years later... I have pieces they hadn't Seen in years. And every year I Probably save at least a few more pieces that will become like, totally scrubbed from technology otherwise. idk. i think it's nice to have an archive of this art that is in my taste but also like, that i'd likely Lose otherwise.

i Hope people save my art. I don't honestly Think anyone does, but I Hope that like, if my shit ever blows up and all my accounts get scrubbed, Someone has at least one drawing I made saved to their computer 2 remember me. u know. Its like a scrapbook. I remember these ppls characters, i remember the communities at the time, i remember how i felt when i first saw the piece. Its really inspiring but also genuinely like, really Important to me and sentimental. I kinda think everyone should have their own collection but I think people are genuinely Scared to right click & save ppls art LOL. Genuinely where is the harm, though.

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[blu3per]

blorbos <333

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