lets talk about heaven!
~spoilers for s2 ep41~ (its 11pm help)
ninjas and drag queens
lincoln m kicks <3
normal kick oaks oakicks o'kicks <3
"when scary grows up she wants to open a french bread shop, because its all about the pain" multilingual jokes my beloved<33
stanley parable ref from will <3 YESSSSSS i am so normal about ythat game
"a triad of pain" "3 french bakeries?" MULTILINGUAL JOKES MY BELOVED <3
"i look for the thrill of the hunt: thats the new personality link has" how far link has come
DUDE YES
santa?
DEMON HELL SANTA HELL YEA
"we'll be meeting again, if not this season then in fan-canon"
"heh" link imitating taylors vocal stims(im calling them stims cause they are to me!) <3
hermie being a vital team member as usual <3
love when freddie gets to just go off and anthony allows his plan
"heh" (link's version) pt2
"as a woman, im used to dexterously avoiding animated hands" i-
"oh american dad must be so conflicted" "yea,american dad works for the government. anthony, american dad works for the government." "give me a second" "anthony" "anthony" "anthony" "anthony" "anthony anthony" "anthony" "american dad he works for the cia" "yea" "yea yea" "so what is american dad gonna do, anthony?" "yea well the first thing you-" "anthony" my fav bit (/hj)
"bad girl time" proceeds to (try and) do some horrifying shit-
"i thought we had a moment" "i- did we?"
RON RON RON RON RON RON RON R O N
DOG? is it rogue- ITS ROGUE!
RON AND ROGUE <3
YES BETH
ANTHONY DONT YOU DARE THREATEN ROGUE
"yes, he hasnt killed... that many... people"
above space?
wait so heaven does exist? wait what-
BIBLICALLY ACURATE ANGLE? FUCK YEAAAAAAA
"sorry we had to beef up security ever since a catholic priest got into heaven" WOAHOHOHOH- HOLY SHIT
"i got here by faking my own death, but i faked it so good that i actually died" have i ever told yall how much i absolutely LOVE ron stampler?
"where do we go when we die?" "roll perception" if only-
ron and scary <3
In conclusion:
"im sorry for your loss, scary" "well, its not really my loss, so, im sorry for your loss. its- its not my loss" "well, in that case, im sorry you dont realise that it is your loss" OUCH-
terry jrs not in heaven :( (he said bitch in s1)
DUDE? oh bby-
their coping mechanisms- i (a teen) feel called out
give erin a break
"i remember a box in tennessee" "only ten i see"
GOD? oh, jerry!
"you have to find powerful memories between fathers and their children, and you can take some of the daddy magic from those memories and then store it in like a jug, and when you have enough of that I can make the potion" does it have to be their memories? if so they might be kinda screwed
SIDE EYE
"although hmm" <- erin about sparrow being normals father
FIND THE GRANDDADS‽ HELL YEA
SEE TERRY JR AGAIN
darrys dead :(
SPARROW AND HENRY HAVEN'T SPOKEN IN A WHILE
HENRYS ALIVE <3
HEAVEN HEIST-
Rogue
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VERY IMPORTANT a dam in the Netherlands, the weerdsluis lock, is directly on a migratory path for spawning fish. They have a worker stationed there to open the door for the fish, but they can take a while to open it. So to keep the fish from getting preyed on by birds they installed a doorbell. Only, the fish don't have hands to ring the doorbell. If you go to their website, they have a LIVE CAMERA AND A DOORBELL that YOU RING FOR THE FISH when they're waiting, and then the dam worker opens the door for them! I can't express how obsessed I am with this. look at this shit. oh my god.
Please check on the fish doorbell once in a while :)
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"I should draw Māori Miku!" I said to myself. "Just a fun sketch, it shouldn't take me long" I said to myself. Six hours later I come to with this in front of me and a wrist begging for mercy but holy fuck worth it. I love this trend this was so much fun
PLEASE DON'T REPOST ON OTHER SITES!!! ASK ME FIRST!!!!!
DISCLAIMERS AND NOTES ETC.... I'm Pākehā, meaning I am not of Māori descent. I hold so much respect for Māori people, for their values and traditions, and for the fierce pride with which kapa haka is performed. I thought if I was going to design a Māori Miku, it makes sense to dress her in a kapa haka kākahu, as her whole thing is singing and dancing!!! The moko kauae is not based off any real person's. I referenced the temporary moko kauae a lot of kapa haka performers wear!! Was tricky finding out whether or not depicting her with a moko kauae was a good idea, so I went the safe route- showing an aspect of Māori culture without stepping over any boundaries!! Brown eyed Miku is everything to me shout out brown eyed Miku.... I referenced like seven different outfits to put hers together!! I really hope this looks accurate or at least passable. Thanks to adorkastock for the pose ref!!
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I think in the same way there's a 90/10 rule with horror and comedy (horror works best when it's 90% horror and 10% comedy and vice versa) there's a 90/10 rule for some relationships in fiction that's like. Wholesome and fucked up. A good friendship is at its most compelling when it's also 10% a bit fucked up. Fucked up relationship is at its most compelling when there's at least 10% of something actually sweet and substantive within. Do you get me
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