#the absolute chaos

[18catsreading]

Ally: cheese and grape jelly, are you fucking psychotic? Why would you do this to us?

Emily: it's just like the --

Lou: what the fuck is happening?

Emily: it tastes like the bacon is a little candied

Siobhan: I don't like grape-flavoured jelly

Ally: what is wrong with you?

Murph: Dude

Siobhan: oh my God he's crying

Lou: I'm not Murph, I don't stuff the whole thing in my mouth at one time. Brennan you've been silent.

Brennan: I move through life as a person, who I would say, for a person whose whole livelihood is based around adventures, I'm not a very adventurous person. Siobhan famously roasted me about I get the same hamburger every day. And in my head, sometimes I think --

Murph: every day?

Siobhan: every day, he gets the same hamburger --

Brennan: that restaurant closed down, so I don't --

Siobhan: yea because they made up, they pretended their meat was good, and in fact, it was bad.

Brennan: it was worse than they said it was, but I still liked how it tasted. The, uh, in my head I will imagine sometimes what a risk would be like, what a change would be like. And in my head I go "that change would be not my favorite." But then I go "am I a coward and closing myself off to new experiences?" And every time I expand my horizons, I get slapped in the face, and it is not fun. I will stick with plain breakfast sandwiches.

[allhereforthegay]

an aftg tv series or movie series is an awful idea and would completely destroy my mental health but man do i want it for completely selfish reasons. like. i’ll pay for it if you do it correctly and completely accurate and don’t let anyone who hasn’t read the series watch it

[putuponpercy]

Human AU where Steamies and Diesels make some sort of bet and end up swapping engines for a week

[deathfavor]

" Is this what you all do when I'm away? "

[ellaknowslucifer]

Please make yuki do the media pen in what he came wearing to the paddock right now, just so u could see pierres face

[gettingnowherefaster]

Was freeing Minthara from prison and she was allied with us and one of the questioner cast confusion on ALL of us and it worked so my tav, Gale, Asterion, Laezel, and Minthara were all confused. Gale was throwing fireball around, my tav used the spider egg we were carrying to summon 6 spiders AND then my controller batteries died.

[lavenderhazes]

she's definitely not going to the met gala especially after saying she's tired tonight but if she showed up that'd be peak unhinged

[headbandsandflats]

it’s all fun and games until your anti-union brother and pro-union sister force a labor strike and the sister-in-law you used to hook up with (but no one else knows about that) gets shot and you have to rush home from your major league tryout and then she dies when you’re alone in the room with her :-/

[kanthypantsalltheway]

YOU ALL REMEMBER WHEN THE EW INTERVIEW DROPPED......THAT WAS A MOMENT

[iceman-maverick]

i can't decide which was better: wanda snapping professor x's neck or thanos strangling loki in the first like 30 seconds of the movie

[spookybowlofsalsa]

Someone should give Jean Moreau a kazoo, I think that would be nice.

[sidras-tak]

Reporting this to the unaware masses lmao: Thailand released the first episode of a moderately-highly-anticipated BL today, about professional racers, and revealed (with absolutely zero hint of it in any trailers and marketing) that it is set in the omegaverse. And the main relationship is Alpha/Alpha.

[greenglowinspooks]

Thinkin about a DCxDP where Danny’s helping ghosts find peace while he’s laying low in Gotham.

Like, he moved away from Amity for whatever reason. Maybe the reveal went badly, maybe he just couldn’t stand staying any longer. For whatever reason, he’s in Gotham, because the rent is cheap and he’s nowhere near the strangest thing there so no one looks at him twice.

However, this city is cursed. Like, cursed beyond cursed. It’s actively alive with how many curses there are, and the ghosts there are extremely unhappy about it.

(Of course, that’s not a problem for Danny. His ghost side filters out the toxic smog and the chemicals in the water, and his human side gives a resistance to the rank ecto and the hexes that are actively trying to devour him.)

He doesn’t really want to do anything about it, to be honest.

He’s sick of playing hero, considering how it went last time, and he’s busy working at Waffle House or Walmart or whatever other store doesn’t bother doing a background check (in Gotham, that’s probably all of them), and maybe trying to find a way to get highschool credits that don’t immediately disqualify him from every college in existence.

Still, the ghosts know he can hear them. They know, and they keep coming for help.

So, hey, why not? He definitely can’t put this as experience in any sort of job application, but he really doesn’t have much else to do.

So, he becomes errand boy for a bunch of ghosts.

Sometimes he’s finding objects that are important to them, sometimes he’s giving evidence they collected together of their murders to the police, sometimes he’s getting them the last meal they never had, sometimes he’s just spending time with them like they’re not dead.

The ghosts don’t always move on, but they’re always more at peace. Occasionally they pay him back in charms and blessings and the locations of valuables that he can keep or pawn for cash.

Eventually, a new ghost shows up.

She looks like a shadow, like all the ghosts of Gotham, but she seems stronger than usual. She asks him for a favor that those who came before him were never able to fulfill.

She asks him to find her engagement ring, and give it to her son.

Easy enough, he thinks. It’s a bit of a pain to buy the ring from the seedy pawn shop it’s in (he would usually just steal it, but he doesn’t want to implicate her kid in anything, which she seems grateful for), but everything’s going mostly alright.

Then, she tells him who her son is, and wow, no wonder no one’s helped her yet.

He’s Red Hood. The guy who is(/was) the crime lord in charge of crime alley. The title sounds a bit stupid to Danny, but he’s still a genuine threat to a living person.

Good thing he’s not one of those.

And so, the next time he sees Red Hood out and about, he goes right up to him. The man seems mostly unbothered, but Danny does notice how his hand slightly drifts towards one of his many weapons.

He tells Red Hood outright that he’s there on behalf of the man’s mother, then just holds out his hand with the ring inside, dropping it into Red Hood’s open palm.

Then he leaves, not waiting for a response.

—

Jason has a mystery on his hands, and he might just cash in some favors from Babs and Tim to figure it out.

He’s got to find the guy who gave him his mother’s ring, and find out everything he knows.

[desertduality]

this screenshot from jimmy's video is sending me. the wither, the warden scream, the random enderman also fleeing. scar midjump running for his life. it's perfect.

[mobius-m-mobius]

#oh he's on that leash all right 💀😳

[itsallrandomcontent]

Oscar Piastri : No friends, only enemies.

Carlos Sainz :