#the boys shitpost

[yourmomxx]

m.m.: please tell me you didn't drag hughie into this

butcher: i did not drag hughie into this

*banging on the door*

m.m., eyes wide: who's that?

butcher, trying to keep the door shut: i think you know

[spectra-bear]

[macaulaytwins]

hey don’t cry. every vampire is gay. okay?

[wildeyed-freecloud]

[u3pxx]

harry du bois found dead in martinaise

[tubbytarchia]

I've been curating some of these things and I think it's time to let them loose into the world. My hope is that at least one of them is funny

[theharlotofferelden]

“Gale is so boring” he had a emotional and sexual relationship with a goddess and was so down bad for her that he tried to reclaim a small aspect of her power just to please her and in doing so ended up with a magical bomb in his chest yet that doesn’t keep him from being a kind, slightly condescending, enthusiastic malewife nerd who thinks your dirty ass smells good GET OUT OF MY HOUSE

[venator-signum]

I always see the "sunshine" character reduced to someone who is simply happy and bubbly all the time and I was thinking about how I wanted a sunshine character who is sunshine but because they choose to be - because they wake up every day and choose kindness

and then I remembered aang exists and that want has been filled

[bluesnailsstuff]

getting a scolding

[twistedappletree]

mfw i’m only 16 and have single-handedly made several of the most powerful cultivators cry simply by calling them stupid and telling a few “yo mama” jokes without any repercussions from the elders of my own clan who let me do/say whatever the hell i want because they’ve given up on trying to stop me

[yourmomxx]

A summary of The Boys SEASON 3 EPISODE 7:

[subqmale]

call me covid conscious the way i need a masc on my face

[galoogamelady]

You can thank @soularch @therebelpeon and @cameronaugust for this

[queerbit]

[u3pxx]

it's a new year, harrier.

[minty364]

DPXDC Prompt #142

It was considered a pretty big deal when a new ancient gets born. Danny didn’t and wouldn’t know this when he gets into an accident. A signal went out to all magic users that the ancient of space was born as soon as he stepped out of the portal and then things changed. If you could make a deal with an ancient it increased your power way more than that of a demon. Soon Danny gets chased by all sorts of folk trying to make a deal with him. He then gets caught by John Constantine who takes him back to the safety of the watchtower. What is the safest place to put the space ancient? In space!