Bitches will find a fictional man attractive and then immediately imagine him in situations where he is losing alarming amounts of blood
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“There’s no platonic explanation for tha-“
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damn this show is bangin‼️ where are the women.
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This post is on my mind way too often
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Yeah sure I'll sexualize that fictional man, it's 5 o'clock somewhere
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[comes crawling out of the podcast covered in blood] its really good you should listen
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They/them pronouns but not because of gender but because there’s two guys in there
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is THIS your man? [shows an image of a malnourished injured exhausted man with big sad eyes looking up at the camera with blood smeared all over his face and mouth. and he is visibly trembling]
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If the podcast ain’t about a stressed-out British man who doesn’t know what the hell is going on, then I don’t want it…
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This one reads like a comedy
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