#the most chaotic thing ever

[stripesysheaven]

HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY WIFEY ❤️💕💙💙💜💗💙💖💞💓❣️💘💓💘💖💗💕💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜 i love you i love you i love youuuuu. you are one of my favorite people ever and i hope you have the BEST day ever. telepathically sending you a big birthday cake with Ben’s face on it and frosting the color of the hard flag. Or maybe Jack’s face. Hmm. I have to think about it.

I LOVE YOU 🎉🎉🎂🎂

WIFEYYYYYYYY 🥺 oh i might genuinely cry gdhsnjfnfmxh that’s the sweetest thing ❤️ you’re one of MY favorite people ever 💜💜💜 and i think ben and jack’s faces can share a cake 😌 they’re both hard enough i believe in them. girlie i love you so so dearly ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[gunsatthaphan]

peaceful property - coming august 28th

[aforgottenthing]

This April Fools, I thought it was only fitting that I finally share the greatest powerpoint I ever made while working a mentally and physically draining fulltime retail job at 18. This is my pride and joy. I hope you enjoy <3

(the experience of reading this here will never live up to all of my fun little slide transitions but i included the blank slide to slightly allude to it)

[elizakai]

have speed painting of a galaxy noot

(This took like ten mins💀)

Nightmare belongs to jokublog

Edit: background?? Don’t know if I like it or not so take both :^

[coloursflyaway]

i am rewatching dead boy detectives and i just realised that charles is so insistent on his chaotic bisexual sitting that he found a ladder to perch on like a little sparrow next to edwin's ironing board desk, instead of just getting a chair

10/10, no notes, love that beautiful little menace more than life itself

[chaoticstabby]

"Clear for genitals" will NEVER stop being hilarious

[leopardom]

*question about the leaked lyrics of Šta Bih Ja at the first gig of the tour*

everyone else:

Jan:

what do you have to do with that you naughty cat

source: x

[mwebber]

I have designed a limited collection for you, black and white t-shirts and hoodies! But it’s a little bit too hot in Japan currently, so forget about the hoodies for now.. uhh, with the buzzing corner bee, as you can see! Those are available in my shop, just go to shop dot sebastianvettel dot com.

[hypostatic-oath]

I've started playing Honkai Star Rail and I love how dramatically silly it lets me be. So far I have stolen mail, searched garbage cans, entered a closet to become one with the darkness, waxed on about how life is just a road to death to a terrified guy (somehow that seemed to make him less terrified), bowed in respect to a dumpster, investigated an inconspicuous lamp so many times it got mad at me, investigated a trash can so many times it insulted me, and felt bad for two different trash cans and several sandbags (I believe my Trailblazer is going insane from putting up with me). All this not counting with the countless dialogue options with NPCs around the world that allowed me to be incredibly dramatic (think almost Fischl style) for no reason (you can bet I took them). However, I cannot jump or climb, and fights are turn-based... we respect our opponents in Star Rail (and die. A lot).

What I conclude from this is that while the Traveler has a moral code (and some standards) when dealing with interpersonal interactions but isn't bound by physical restrictions or conventions (stairs? The Traveler does not understand that concept. Fair fights? Please, they don't have time for that), the Trailblazer is the exact opposite. The physical rules may hold them but their only ties to social rules or convention so far have been March and Dan Heng saying "hey, maybe don't fight the guards" and "hey, you can't just accept random jobs".

It also might be because the Traveler is a thousand year old entity that has been through A Lot (has learnt the power of friendship, but is too tired to take the long route) and is on a serious mission while the Trailblazer was quite literally Born Yesterday with the sole purpose of housing a massive problem inside their body (walks and fights like a Normal Person bc they're mimicking everyone else, but is absolutely unhinged) and is just having fun with tjeir newfound existence.

Either way I love both of them and they're basically cryptids but in different ways.

[halfahelix]

Aspik redesign

give him hair and ears!

[ssaseaprince]

Hannibal: Killing must feel good to God too, he does it all the time.

House: God's not real you dumb bitch

[flowers-for-em]

I feel if us tumblr mutuals were to ever create a google docs sheet it would be absolute chaos... and I would love it.

[spacedace]

Must one write a fanfic in order with all the relevant details for the story to make sense?

Can't it just be vibes and a collection of scenes and moments from the vague idea of a plot in whatever order they get written in with some of those scenes being the same scene but Different This Time or actively contradicting other scenes?

Next you're going to tell me I have to actually WRITE the fic for it to be written

[cancelmecowards]

when hozier said 'no grave can hold my body down, I'll crawl home to her' and when kaz brekker said 'i would have come for you, and if i couldn't walk I'd crawl to you.'

[lorainedoesthings]

Crack YIAU thoughts featuring my bilingual brain & two idiots (context in the tags!)

(aka me & @thatcheeseycandle )

GC is literally dedicated to theories and other stuff relating to YIAU.

[agentsnickers]

tonight a guest stopped on her way out of my portion of the show and asked how long the rest of the experience was. this happens a lot since ppl don't always expect it to be a 20+ min show and try to squeeze us in before dining reservations etc, so i told her the answer

and this upper middle aged lady looks me dead in the eye and goes "right. well this was hideous." and walks into the next room.

i have had a lot of guests say a lot of mean things to me over my years in this job but never has anybody stunned me the way this lady did. it was the last show of the night and i was exhausted, my show had gone on way longer than it was supposed to and i was literally about to be D O N E. and this lady insulted me to my face and just walked away.