#the movie is good tho

[belial-ex-tenebrae]

The noisy neighbor asked the dyslexic witch:

"Why are you always carrying around a doubble-barreled rifle?"

The dyslexic witch replied:

"Because every good witch need a good Boomstick!"

[cronenfag]

as far as i'm concerned all gore is necessary

[podcastwizard]

not enough fucked up little freak animals in the barbie movie. not enough busted ass capital-c Creatures. barbie god's™ mistakes.

[secondbeatsongs]

for anyone too young to know this: watching The Truman Show is a vastly different experience now, compared to how it was before youtube and social media influencers became normal

before it was like, "what a horrifying thing to do to a human being! to take away their autonomy and privacy, all for the sake of profits! to create fake scenarios for them to react to, just to retain viewership! to ruin their happiness just so some corporate entity could harvest money from their very humanity! how could anyone do something so evil?"

and now it's like, "ah, yeah. this is still deeply fucked up, but it's pretty much what every influencer has been doing to their kids for a decade now. probably bad that we've normalized this experience"

[babybirbb]

i don’t know what’s funnier: spidernoir and spider-ham being invited to the spider society and them turning it down, or just straight up not being invited to join lmao

[interstitties101]

[oifaaa]

So much respect for which ever mad bastard at dreamworks said fuck it let's actually make a good Puss in Boots movie and not just another pitiful cash grab this kitty deserves better so true

[jestroer]

Grian and Scar in their exciting new cosplay! ^^

[bold-embrace]

We better get a much needed morales family hug at the end of the next movie OR ELSE (btw read this fic. bless)

Bonus messy doodle below but it’s got major spider verse spoilers!‼️‼️‼️

Earth 42 miles better get a hug and a kiss from his mom too

[finsterwalds]

Anatomie d’une chute doodles because why not?

[zarahlarsson]

Elodie is a stronger woman than me.

If someone threw me down a hole and I had to fight for my life AGAINST A DRAGON?!

I would simply give up and let her eat me, like

💖 no thank you I'm good bestie💖

[grendelsmilf]

okay the nimona comic is so good actually. like i definitely think the movie is cute and good for kids, but (like i said previously) it has kind of a "gen z shrek" vibe to it that just makes me wish i was watching shrek instead. the comic is totally its own thing though, and i enjoyed it so much more. here are some of my favorite panels:

[lallelol]

His bones may be broken, but his heart? So light

Can you tell ive been listening to this ost

[payidaresque]

CHRISTOPHER PLUMMER as Raymond Swan Inside Daisy Clover (1965)

[captaincleverusernamehere]

(Ignore the fact that I use tiktok while reading this post) Anyway, LOVE theater kid tiktok. Right now my fyp is literally:

“The Mean Girls movie was so good, maybe even better than the stage show. The instrumentals and vocals were insane, the cinematography was on point and the comedy and casting were perfect. And Reneé Rapp was so hot”

“The Mean Girls movie was an atrocious monstrosity missing all the good songs and good singers of the stage show, and the instrumental, timing, and key changes were Not It. And Reneé Rapp was so hot”

[zira-draws]

my contribution to maxley apocalypse (feeling a little bit insane)