These Nimona headcanons are a day late cause yesterday was my first day at the new job and I got carpal tunnel
Bal can’t stand the sounds of knuckles cracking or joints popping
Which is funny because like I said in this post I know that man sounds like pop rocks when he stands up
What’s funnier is both Nimona and Ambrosius crack their knuckles any chance they get
Ambrosius tries to do it away from Bal but Nimona does it in his ear on purpose
One time Bal punched someone and he freaked out not because he knocked the dude out cold
But because his knuckles cracked when he did it and he claims it felt disgusting
I feel like you can really tell a lot about someone when it comes to their phone and the same can be said for the trio
Bal’s phone is weirdly high-tech even by their societies standards
When he was recovering after the wall fell he had a lot of time on his hands and just started to mess with his phone
He doesn’t have a lot of apps on it you can tell he doesn’t really touch it unless he needs it
He does however have an app that plays audio books because he likes listening to them on long car rides
Ambrosius phone is the most bare-bones phone you can possibly buy
It doesn’t have any bells and whistles at most it can call text and maybe has a couple of games on it but that’s it
He has little to no storage and he asked Bal for help
Bal was shocked to find out that most of his storage was being used on photos
And that's how he found out Ambrosius has a million photos of him and Nimona just sitting on his phone
Sometimes it’s the same photo from different angles
He doesn’t know if he should be crying or terrified cause he doesn’t remember half of these being taken
Nimona’s phone like Ambrosius is very bare bones
He only really uses it to call and text and sometimes listen to the music he illegally downloaded
His phone has 15 viruses because of this and Bal has given up trying to save it
The phone is also cracked to high heaven and no one is sure how it’s still functioning
I’ve had this idea for a while but I feel like sometimes Nimona will make incredibly outdated references
Sometimes it’s like 20 years and sometimes it’s 500
And she’ll have to sit the person down and explain the entire reference to them
Which is hard because sometimes the reference is deeply involved with the history that’s been purposefully covered up
So then she’ll have to give a full-on history lesson
And you’d think she would get annoyed by this but no
She actually gets really excited explaining the history that’s been lost and why that history has been covered up
It’s one of her special interests that she can go on about forever
What’s even funnier is when someone references something from a long time ago and they’ll just look at them and go “How the fuck do you know that”
I find the idea of Nimona not being able to handle spicy food but loving it at the same time hilarious
Especially considering the fact that they’re living with two Asian men and Asians don’t play about spice (I swear to this day my Mama burned both her and my tastebuds off)
They try really hard to look tough and eat all the food they’re given
But snot is running down their face and there are tears in their eyes and they need to take constant breaks
Poor baby coughs when you add sriracha to their food
Whereas Bal and Ambrosius are out here guzzling hot sauce like it’s water
Nimona prays on their downfall while also begging the boys to teach them their ways
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sorry but if you actually think Cancel Culture ™ is a thing then you're kinda a dumb fuck. Cancel culture isn't real, holding people accountable for their actions is a thing, but this whole narrative around Canceling that's evolved over the past few years isn't real. It's never been an actual thing. Its just a fear mongering tactic to further vilify the groups who were being harmed in the first place and victimize the person who did something wrong.
Your fav being called out for playing an antisemitic video game that directly gives profits to a hugely influential TERF, who's said openly she sees getting profits / royalty cheques from her franchise as endorsements for her bigotry, is not "cancel culture". It's called the consequences for your actions.
You have every right to do and play whatever the fuck you want, but that goes both ways. If you go out of your way to build up and financially support these people who're openly advocating to take away trans people's rights, then you get to deal with people not trusting you because of it. You get to deal with trans and Jewish folks not feeling safe around you, not wanting to be around you or not wanting to talk to you. Because you have shown that you care more about nostalgia and temporary personal emotional gratification over the wellbeing and safety of those communities in the real world.
People have explained why supporting HL is wrong, people have explained why it's harmful, people have explained in detail the issues with this situation. You. Just. Don't. Care. You don't listen, or read, because in the end, you can't be bothered enough to put in the effort of having 1 moment of critical thinking.
It's not that folks don't have arguments or evidence, it's that it clearly does not matter to you. It's that the value of an antisemitic game full of one horrific thing after another is worth more to you than the real, living breathing people who are going to be, and have been, affected by this.
You come across as a bad person. Not because some person on Twitter determined you must be, but because your actions speak far louder. And they're screaming red flags.
I'm not going to argue with you over your own bad decisions and life choices. You've made your bed and are mad that people are telling you to lie in it.
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Got therapy in half an hour and I'm nervous that it might overlap with the apartment inspection today (which they only told me about yesterday). I did message to request it not happen during that hour, but I haven't received a reply so who knows.
Feeling... not the best. A brain squeeze. Primarily because of the inspection, I think. It wasn't a stressor I was anticipating having, and it made me get not enough sleep (for the third night in a row). I won't be able to nap until the inspection is done, which might be as late as 4 hours from now. So I'm not happy about that.
Got some cleaning done, though. I'm not really supposed to have posters up, but I'm hoping they don't actually care. Worst case scenario, they give me a fine and tell me to take them down. It's in the lease as something not to do, but I'm hoping that it'd just end up being me paying for any damages that there might be.
Also, my wrist hurts. And my head hurts. Which isn't really helping my mood.
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having stripper izzy thoughts... he has a pair of regulars who like to book a room and request him for a private show. the leather daddy looking one (ed, he's learned) always settles back against booth first, one leg extended to rest on the bench and the other bent at the knee, foot planted firmly on the floor. the colorful polished one (stede) follows and sits in his lap, getting the perfect view of izzy while his boyfriend (at least izzy assumes ed's his boyfriend at this point, they've made this a bit of a habit) gets the perfect view of him
it's not that unusual for izzy to perform for a couple, though more often he's requested for groups (friends, coworkers, strangers, sometimes he can't tell). mostly he prefers it that way - all the more satisfying when he can make everyone in the room feel like they have a personal connection with him. that's the name of the game right, to make them want and feel wanted?
but this couple... they're different in a way that pulls at izzy's gut and makes him ache. stede watches izzy with devotion and izzy's learned what makes him bite his lip, what makes his eyes flutter, and how to get his head to tilt just so. his gaze is intoxicating, full of open adoration izzy wants to drown in
while stede watches izzy, ed mostly watches stede. sometimes he's leaned in close to stede's ear, whispering words izzy can never quite make out. what he can make out are stede's reactions, expressions unrestrained and on full display for both of them. sometimes ed leans back against the wall, one hand or the other resting on stede's thigh or hip or lower back. one time izzy notices them hold hands, fingers laced together, and it makes something else in him ache. other times ed actually does watch izzy, with his chin resting on stede's shoulder and something deep, something hungry in his eyes consuming as much of him as they can
if stede's gaze is the thing he wants to drown in ed's is the thing he wants to pull him under
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