#the trolls are fairy thingys....

[kalopsic-lagomorph]

brain dumps magical girl velvet and her begrudging familiar floyd(hes only here for community service hours)

ok im gonna sleeeeep

[valeskawhore]

SHERIFF! BIGBY WOLF!? X fem! Reader!

A/n: “So literally just finished my own interpretation of the telltales game, “The wolf among us” and I swear. I am Inlove with this man/hybrid, thingy.” So I figured why not write about it?

Here’s what it would be like for the one and only sheriff of Fable town to meet you..

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Arightly, we ALL know. This is pretty much basic information if you know anything about this man.

He doesn’t give a shit. Honest.

I mean, he cares. But especially with his “friendship” with snow in the series we all can already tell that this man has some serious authority issues.

He’s not used to people telling him what to do, and what to say or how to act. Bigby gets very offended in the series when one of the options for a response when beginning to talk to TJ about what he saw when Lilly died, snow asks bigby to be more “less like himself” he did not respond well..

He came from being the “big bad wolf” once upon a time. Nobody trusts him, and honestly, I think he prefers it that way.

All he’s ever done, or known for that matter is hurt. Pain. Being the one to always inflict it.

And because of this power of control, he was elected sheriff of fable town. Perhaps others in the higher power thought that it would be beneficial to work some of that natural rage out.

To wrap up, he’ll do things his way.. pretty often.

Depending on the circumstances always. Now if his way would put anyone in danger that he “cared” about on some kind of level, he’d avoid all conflict. He wants to change..

He just doesn’t know how. And he won’t trust anyone enough to show him.

Though.. when YOU came along..

You weren’t a fable, you weren’t rich.. you weren’t special.. you couldn’t turn into a troll or a fairy or even a wolf.

You were a mundy. A normie.

Ofcourse growing up in the “real” world your entire life, fairy tales were strictly “fairy tales” and that’s all there was to it.

On the way home one night from driving home, you drove into an unrecognizable neighborhood. But something about this place felt strange, almost like de ja vu..

Had you been here before..?

You saw a sign for the only sheriffs office in town and decided to stop their for directions.

The place was like a fucking motel..?

On the way to the elevator to find this office yourself, (since the fucking security guard was passed out cold) you bumped into a strong figure on the way in the elevator as he was coming out.

“Shit.. that was my last one,” the figure mumbled, his voice scratchy yet light.. familiar. The man took a step back and crossed his arms. His stair formed into one of disgust and annoyance.

The stranger took a step back and even.. EXAMINED you. He was tall.. stone cold even just by looking at him could you tell. His sniffed lightly, his nostrils expanding a little bit, with a wince, he finally spoke.

“A mundy huh?” He coughed out some smoke. A annoyed look on his face.

I stared at the man, confused and desperate for some sleep.. ‘did he say mundy? Or did I miss my medication today?.’ I questioned myself silently.

“Sir.. can you please repeat that?” I asked kindly, (or tried) I kept a smile on my face but even a dumbass like the tweedle twins could tell it was fake.

“Hm.” He scoffed a little. He pulled his hand up to his face and squeezed the bridge of his nose. “What can I help you with?” He grumbled, finally releasing his nose and crossing his arms once more. Trying to keep a smile, his was tense like my own.

Just two strangers staring at one-another, both tired and annoyed— trying to be polite.

I finally put my fake smile down and realized why I was even here to begin with. I tried to smile genuinely this time, “yes! Please I need to see the sheriff, or anyone honesty who can tell me where I am and why these roads are so confusing” I said that last part with a laugh, a shitty joke erupted from my nervousness. I mentally smacked myself.

This guy doesn’t wanna hear my shitty jokes.

The man tilted his head slightly and let out a loud sigh, “that’s me.. sheriff wolf.” I reached out my hand instantly for manners and mutual respect for the fact that we both obviously needed some good sleep and quiet.

He hesitantly shook my hand with a firm grip. His bottom lip puckered slightly, his jaw tense, though he didn’t let go my hand, just held it with quite the grip.

I stared at him and then down at our hands intertwined with eachothers. I let out a nervous laugh.. “hey Uhm—“

He cut me off, “well? Eh? You gonna tell me your fucking name or not.” His voice got stern, I felt myself shrinking under his gaze.

“Y/n” I laughed, but I felt a surge of sudden confidence take over me, my gaze locked on his, I squeezed his hand back just as hard, something about this seemed right.. our hands together.

“What’s your name sheriff?” I smiled,

The man stared me down, his eyes went to our hands then back to my eyes. I felt him shake in my grasp, whether with anger or fear, I didn’t know.. but I wasn’t some cute little girl.

“Bigby— sheriff bigby.” And he ripped his hand out of mine. His hands tensed, curling up into fists at his sides. “You’re in fable town, you must have taken a wrong turn missy. Cause this is NOT where you’re supposed to be.”

He warned, I laughed.

“I’d love an escort sheriff.”

“I don’t have a car”

“Big guy like you walks around eh?”

He growled, obviously not finding me amusing whatsoever. “Here” he took out a little note pad, he gave me the address for somewhere else.

“Follow the signs sweetheart” and with that, he walked away. The crumbled up piece of paper laid on the ground near my feet, I snatched it up with a scowl on my face.

“Fucking asshole.”

You didn’t know what to think of this guy, and that bothered you because you were the typa girl to always have a plan and analyze everything and everyone. You couldn’t read this guy, something about him.. felt so primal.. so inhuman.

His eyes, his canines, the facial hair even. The way he smelled for jimminy Christmas. He wasn’t normal,

Then again who was nowadays?

He was an asshole, stubborn and irritable over the smallest thing.. but.. why ..

Why couldn’t you stay away from him…?

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

You were annoyingly pretty. Almost suspicious.

Faith was dead, now Lilly, fables running around town causing shit with nothing better to do.. and now you?

He wouldn’t buy that ‘just got lost’ bullshit. Something was weird about this girl.. too eye catchy and doll like. Fragile and confident all the more. He needed to find out more about you.

You owed him a new pack of smokes too.

[fairy-verse]

I was reread killers bio thingy and read “while many fairies would see it as disastrous to lose the tiara they were gifted at their coming-of-age ceremony” and it immediately got me thinking of a Mexican/Latino quince which is basically when the daughter who is turning 15 is gonna be seen as like a woman officially and they dress up in these massive ball gowns and tiaras/crowns,so the main question is can we hear more of the coming of age ceremony’s for fairy’s?

Music and laughter fill the air as fairies gather around to cheer for the faerling who will soon be crowned as a full-grown fairy. Various mushroom people have been herded into a fenced area to keep them from wandering off as trays of food and drink are gently placed upon their heads; a common practice to keep every fairy fed and entertained whenever they land on the ground. The faerling’s parents will prepare the tiara, carefully commissioned by the winter fairies for this event, and they’ll take their faerling up for a dance beneath the canopy of leaves up above.

The ceremony may take hours, perhaps even a day or two, and knights will keep them all safe from trolls and scavenging animals for as long as they celebrate. The crowning itself will only be completed once the faerling has spent most of their energy and is ready to sit down upon the grass/flower/branch/rock for their tiara to be placed upon their head. It is their respective firstborn who will lead them from the life of a faerling to that of a grown fairy, and it is they who will hold – the now-crowned – fairy’s hands as they lift them up for all to see. The ceremony will be finalized once the firstborn has kissed the tiara, blessing the fairy, and granting them luck for a long and happy life.

[freezegirl]

the headcanon thingie that I cannot send cause I am at work

headcanon time // @blumengeist

percy jackson

1: it's nice, having the boreas cabin to themselves. it's like having a roommate or an eternal sleepover.

2: the frost fairy quest (though unsanctioned) becomes the stuff of legends when elo and kie make it back.

3: unfortunately, evil doesn't sleep and neither do the cousins because ethan bank gets kidnapped shortly after their return. ethan gets rescued but he's never the same afterwards. months later, baron battle escapes from tartarus. and he doesn't just set his sights on warren but also sets his sights on graydon. which means that it's up to elo and kie to protect the men they love.

3.3: it's not that elo needs kie's approval or anything but kie has never approved of airk. she likes graydon much more.

4: "him? really?" / "stop that, airk is nice!" / "sure, but... him? really?!"

5: kie knows the willow squad through elora but doesn't really consider herself to be part of it. she considers herself an ally they can call upon when needed.

willow

1: khione goossens comes from a family of people who can tap into the circle of the world: her father has the ability of cryokinesis and her mother has the ability of hydrokinesis. so, too, does khione. her element is water, the element of fluidity and change. khione is always cold to the touch and takes people's body heat whenever she touches them. khione's father leander hails from the ice lands on the eastern continent. khione's mother saraswati hails from galladoorn.

2: khione is drawn to other people who can tap into the circle of the world like warren peace, who can wield the element of fire. warren's father - baron battle - is what is known as a malevoiy; a being that revels in death and cruelty and has very strong fire powers. which is why he has been sealed away by steve stronghold. warren's mother, however, is the complete opposite of a malevoiy and is actually quite benevolent but her reputation is forever tainted by association.

2.2: other people who can tap into the circle of the world are will stronghold, who has inherited his father's super strength and - perhaps most importantly - his mother's ability to fly (making his element air) and layla williams whose element is earth and who is in tune with nature. khione is drawn to them too.

3: magenta is a shaper (someone who shapeshifts into animals).

zach is kie's half brother and his innate sorcery looks very much like light based abilities. for now, though, he can only make himself glow. but the potential is there. he just needs a good tutor.

ethan accidentally ingested a hydro potion as a child - his ailing grandmother and mother are both highly respected and renowned naiads - which activated his own innate gifts and now he's got an ability that he's named 'self liquification'.

and larry berman is the descendant of a rock nelwyn and a rogue troll sport and uses his abilities to turn into a rock form. he's forever asking layla for her hand in marriage and she's forever evading him.

4: all this to say: kie joins up with elora. she genuinely wants to help but she's also there for her own purposes which is to find will, layla and warren.

[willowmancer]

Was tagged by @terris-mayweather for a get-to-know-you thingy! Here goes:

Fave Color: GREEN 💚

Currently Reading: Nancy Farmer's The Sea of Trolls

Last Song: "House of the Rising Sun" bardcore cover by Hildegard von Blingin' and Algal the Bard

Last Series: It was either Buffy the Vampire Slayer or Sneaky Pete, though I didn't finish a season of either. I'm also listening to The Magnus Archives, if that counts.

Last Movie: American Psycho. Wait, do documentaries count? In that case it's Hummingbirds with David Attenborough.

Sweet/Spicy/Savory: Savory, but I love it all

Currently Working On: I was actually working on a little poem for a special someone, but it's not coming together exactly the way I want. Uhh also I've been grinding the shit out of Dead by Daylight if that counts 😋 and as usual I've been taking note of all the birds that pass through the backyard, and recently I've heard an unusual hooting sound (not a Mourning Dove) of something I have yet to identify, so that's exciting!

Gonna tag some other people now: @onixdace @andiediction @oberon-girlboss-of-the-fairies @queenofhearts3

[tamibae]

I was going through your blog because there's nothing new for us nalu fandom (yaay us)

But i wanna say i am in love with your blog and i hope you keep doing what you do it makes my day i love your reactions to the chapter so much also i pretty much have the same opinions as you if only i was good at talking about stuff like you so that's a little comforting

I wanna know by the way things are going rn what do you think would most likely be the next step for lucy and nalu

Also i think the plot of 100 yq is starting to set into motion so what do you think about it (eeeeee man i'm so excited) although i think there's no WSM issues next week ( fairy tail's week) i don't know if that mean no fairy tail chapter but it is what it is

Hope you're doing well and stay safe

ty for taking the time to read this ask

Awwww tysm🥰💖💞 it means a lot when someone says my words and actions actually comfort them. Your ask made my day lovely fella🥺 It's always great to know that my opinions and reactions do match with other people!

Completely ignore how I took so long to reply, I'm really sorry for that.

Yay us since we actually have little to no content these days, yay us again, but I do think that 100yq has foreshadows regarding NaLu(I'm not exactly into the Ignia kidnaps Lucy idea) but let's see. This is just wishful thinking. I hope we get something solid soon 'cause it's getting ridiculous with the whole troll thingy. And I agree that the plot has improved minus interesting villains getting oneshot(God Serena treatment) and I think Selene's actually gonna die. Or else I don't see the point in bringing Natsu's PTSD case. Even tho I don't like the idea of her going down like this, I rated the last chapter solid 8.5/10 only 'cause it's probably after thousand years, we jumped deep into Natsu's character.

Also, special holidays in JP don't affect the 100yq biweekly issues so rest assured, we're gonna get chapters on due time.

ANDDDD stay well and safe too friend! Take care of yourself and your fam💞

This answer is so messy lol, that's 'cause I'm sick, having severe allergy from something Idk. That's one of the reasons of my recent inactivity. I'm sorry guys-

[coralsgrimes]

Third time won't be the charm he's expecting, I think. His fans didn't take kindly to their previous two outings, and nothing has changed since, the fans aren't magically going to change their minds and accept her with open arms. And, frankly, I've come to realise he's too media conscious to just ignore that. It isn't necessarily a bad thing to keep your image in mind, and control the info flow about yourself (as much as possible at any rate), but he's still not dealing with this in the best possible way... and she's too nutty for his image. I wish he'd see that. I wonder what and how and why she can have that hold on him. Ugh, and now we're gonna get subjected to a bunch of immature emojis again. I actually love emojis, in a totally non-ironic way, but they're making me feel deeply embarrassed on their behalf. Well, his more than hers. God Damn it Ben. Get your act together!

🌼

Benny is dealing with this his usual way - ignore and block, it will eventually go away...

And again, why it's all HER fault? why is not Benny the culprit?

ALSO! I had a muffin who told me that first miss fairy queen, and later Benny, untagged themselves from this lovely post. Funny thingy, this one is not a troll account. Apparently this is the only post that he untagged lol so that would be it for controlling the narrative

[awkwardnoob]

Me: “I’m annoyed that Fraxus has been dismissed as nothing but a joke for the millionth time, so I’m gonna make a bunch of AUs to feel better!”

Also me, who comes up with romcom AUs 99% of the time: -sweats-

Theme: There is no theme between these AUs. Rhyme and Reason have no home here. The levels of pure, uncontained crack also varies.

1.) Another Cat!Freed AU to start us off (and its crack level is off the charts): Freed is Laxus’ pet cat. Laxus can’t bring anyone over to his home, weather it be a lover or just a friend, because Freed will meow and scream and get between them and climb on Laxus and in general just be super jealous. Smelling like someone/another cat and not bringing anyone home will have Freed be pissy about it. You CHEAT on Freed? Jail for Laxus! Freed has possibly made exceptions for Bixslow, Evergreen, and Makarov by now, but this is not guaranteed. 

- Freed is fluffy and fancy and shiny and nothing like people expect a man like Laxus to have. Laxus takes very good care of him.

- Any lover who suggests Freed be rehomed is dumped on the spot.

- Possible magic ‘Freed becomes human’ shenanigans, if you want to make it less crack filled (or would that make it more crack filled?) 

- He’d probably drop the jealousy now that his claim on Laxus doesn’t have the backbone of wet tissue paper. “Back off he’s mine” is more powerful when said in words and you don’t weigh 10 pounds.

2.) Drunk Shenanigans AU: They’re both hanging out, drinking, both definitely a little bit drunk. Probably not dating. The topic of women hanging off of Laxus/his muscle comes up. Laxus hates it. He doesn’t know these people, it’s super rude, but he can’t exactly tell them to fuck off because, like, he’s huge and intimidating and acting aggressive could cause problems for him. He is super grateful that Freed is aware that he’s actually uncomfortable and tries to get them off him. Freed says something about how he never gets to touch Laxus (but far more gracefully than I can describe right now), and possibly implies he’s jealous actually. Laxus, in his drunken state, reveals that Freed, as his good-friend-buddyTM, does have ‘touch Laxus whenever you want’ privileges. He does this by taking off his shirt and inviting Freed to feel as much as he likes. Freed’s heart is about to give out, he’s sure Laxus is just trying to be a Good Bro, but no, Freed, Laxus is flirting with you.

3.) They have a child together. How they got the child is irrelevant. The child has learned The Big Words faster than usual. Freed jokingly says, “You shouldn’t use words Daddy (Laxus) can’t understand.” Only for the child, in their complete innocence, to go and hug Laxus’ leg, on the verge of tears like “I’m sorry Daddy, I forgot you were dumb! I still love you though!” just casually slaughtering Laxus in that way that young children do by complete accident. Freed doesn’t know weather to laugh or apologize. (To clarify, Freed DOES NOT believe Laxus is stupid, it was literally just a joke that Laxus was probably laughing at too before their child went for his life.)

4.) One of them kisses the other as their love confession (or as part of it)

“Ah, so I’m dreaming again.”

“You’re not dreaming.”

“I’M DEAD?!”

5.) Magical girl AU! (Magical boy au?) Freed is def some kind of dark magical girl/boy that should be on the evil team, but any time someone tries to make them do that they’re just a giant liability/troll. Big doomsday device thingy? And you put Freed in charge of it?

Laxus: -arrives- TURN THAT THING OFF!

Some evil goon: -evil laugh- “Just try and stop us-”

Freed, before they even finish their dumb speech: “Right away Ma’am/Sir!”

- The villains really should realize that Freed is not on their side by now, but they never learn.

- Possibly their relationship is Forbidden and Secret, if you want something more serious, but otherwise the theme is definitely Magical Girls to the point of parody. 

6.) Oni AU! (inspired by that one calendar thing) The oni (including Laxus) attack Freed’s village. Maybe it was a misunderstanding, maybe they’re attacking because the village messed with them first, or maybe they’re not attacking at all and the village is actually offering one of their own as a sacrifice to be left alone. Either way, Laxus grabs Freed and is all “I like this one, I’m keeping him, he’s mine now”. And suddenly Freed finds himself like, shot-gun married to this oni. Only much later, after Freed has genuinely fallen for Laxus and come to love his tribe (Fairy Tail), does Freed learn their was a cultural misunderstanding, and if he’d told Laxus ‘No, I don’t want to marry you or stay here’ at any point, it would have been respected and Laxus would have let him go without a fuss.

- If Freed’s village was attacked, Freed absolutely tried to fight Laxus. He lost but Laxus was still very impressed.

- Freed did not say ‘no’ directly for a variety of reasons, at least a few times because “Yeah, like they’d just let me walk out of here and back home because I said so, no way that’ll work”, and other times he didn’t say it in the correct way to be understood. If say, Laxus tossed Freed over his shoulder, instead of saying ‘put me down!’, he probably said something like ‘Excuse me, I am not a sack of potatoes!’ or the like. Laxus, at best, would be aware that Freed wasn’t happy about being carried in that manner, but wouldn’t realize Freed didn’t want Laxus carrying him at all.

[princexual4]

I don’t know which ones you’ve already seen so I just linked all these because it was better than working

A Way Out (22 videos)

A Week of Garfield

Action Girlz Racing

Adventures in the Magic Kingdom

Adventures of Yogi Bear

All Star Cheer Squad part 1, part 2

Atari Tennis

Barbie as the Island Princess (5 videos)

Barbie Horse Adventures: Riding Camp part 1, part 2

Big Beach Sports part 1, part 2, part 3

Brief Karate Foolish

BurgerTime

Busy Scissors

California Games part 1, part 2

Calvin Tucker's Redneck Jamboree (7 videos)

Canada Hunt

Captain Novolin

Chicken in the Darkness part 1, part 2

Chop Chop Fruit Salad Mystery Jam Dokidoki Dating Sim Thingy part 1, part 2

Christmas Eve: Midnight's Call part 1, part 2 

Chuck E. Cheese's Sports Games part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4

Cindarella: An Interactive Fairy Tale

Cocoto Fishing Master

Dead or Alive Xtreme 2 (7 videos)

Dead or Alive Xtreme 3 (9 videos)

Dead or Alive Venus Vacation (6 videos)

Deadly Creatures (7 videos)

Delicious - Emily's Christmas Carol part 1, part 2

Devil's Third (10 videos)

Disney's Aladdin

Disney's Extreme Skate Adventure

Dokapon Kingdom (6 videos)

Goofball Goals

Grey's Anatomy: The Video Game

Grumps Dream Course (64 videos)

Gubble

Guts and Glory (25 videos)

Heart of Darkness (17 videos)

Heave Ho (15 videos)

Hell's Kitchen

Home Improvement: Power Tool Pursuit

House of Golf

House Party (38 videos)

Katamari Damacy (20 videos)

Katamari Forever (30 videos)

Katamari Reroll (7 videos)

Kitty Love (8 videos)

Kuukiyomi

Kuukiyomi 2

Kuukiyomi 3 part 1, part 2

Lester the Unlikely

Link: The Faces of Evil (18 videos)

Lizzie McGuire 3: Homecoming Havoc

Lost Base Escape

M&M's Beach Party (3 games)

Mappy-Land

Mario and Sonic at the Rio 2016 Olympic Games

Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour (6 games)

Mario's Early Years

Michigan Report from Hell part 1, part 2

Miss Spider's Tea Party

Mother Simulator part 1, part 2, part 3

Mountain Rescue Simulator

Nancy Drew: Ghost of Thornton Hall (3 videos)

Nancy Drew: The White Wolf of Icicle Creek (6 videos)

Pantsu Hunter (12 videos)

Petz: Horse Club (7 videos)

Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney (60 videos)

Pizza Parking

Playeruknown's Battlegrounds Mobile

Pooh's Party Games

RE: Prince of Nigeria

Ribbit King (16 videos)

Shadow of the Colossus (29 videos)

Shrek Super Party (6 videos)

Skitchin' (2 videos)

Sneak King part 1, part 2

Sonic Forces (19 videos)

Sonic Heroes (49 videos)

Sonic Shuffle (6 videos)

Space Quest V (4 videos, very long though)

Spider-Man (7 videos)

Super Bonk (6 videos)

Super Bunny Man (13 videos)

Super Troll Islands

The Bachelor

The Berenstain Bears on Their Own, and You on Your Own

The Munchables (8 videos)

Trauma Center: Second Opinion (50 videos)

Tungulus

Ultimate Fishing Simulator

Vroom in the Night Sky

We Love Katamari (16 videos)

Who Wants to be a Millionaire (3 videos)

Who's Your Daddy? (Ross and Ninja Brian)

Wild Animal Racing

Yoshi's Cookie part 1, part 2

Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon (24 videos)

[zorria]

So apparently nakaba drank a shit ton of Angsty alcohol while writing the illusion thingy for this chapter and is trying to drown us all in it

First he sets up the ultimate troll move but giving us the MELIZABETH WEDDING

And just as we are freaking out with joy (cause I know I sure as hell was) he turns the tables on us by saying that barta nearly killed himself from crying so much, Elaine is once again stuck in the fairy realm being the guardian saint, king and Diane are having their own marriage in their realm, Gowther and hawk went their separate ways, Merlin and Arthur are rebuilding Camelot, Ban died by Elaines side, king and Diane haven’t returned from the fairy realm, oh and on top of all of that angsty ELIZABETH DIES INFRONT OF MEL FROM OLD AGE and she can’t come back because the curse was lifted and she apologizes for leaving him all alone...

EXCUSE ME WHILE I GO CRY IN THE CORNER!!!

😭

[travelingtsince1843]

Hello Robin

Her Majesty, Queen Titania, told me to inform you that one of your ilk using the 'Interwebs' is very unbecoming for any of the Unseelie.  I don't think she understands the pun.   A Trolling troll, ha!  All's fair in fun dolling.  Keep up the good work and Happy trolling!   Mirthly, your friend- Robin Goodfellow Robin, it’s been ages. Please inform her majesty that I am part of an Autonomous Collective. You know an Anarcho-Syndlicist Commune. We didn’t vote for her and some fairy crowny thingy is no basis for a system of government. So stop repressing me. You should really join me we can take turns being in charge for the week!

[advena87]

For ask thingy if you do it: 48~

Thank you for your ask but let's break some rules here.

I'm in the mood today to answer all the questions and I'm going to do it, because who will stop me? Instead of sending asks, I will tag here people that I would like to also answer all questions. If you want, of course. I will be glad if you do this and tag me, so that I can read your answers.

I tag @1orweth @2jesterprince4 @the-fox-the-wytch96 @witcher-not-quitter @evilwitchershitpost @inkprintedfox @corrupted-nightshade @just-a-himbo-and-his-feral-bard @long-lost-idiot @all-my-queens @rozovvy @punchsomeoneforme-willyou

and anyone who sees it and would like to do it. Don't forget to tag me so I can read your answers! :)

So let's go!

Skellige isles or the continent?

Skellige, although I think the isles are a little overrated. But I love Skellige because of the views and the musical theme.

Velen or Toussaint?

Velen is depressing. Has many interesting quests but this location really depresses me so I choose Toussaint .

Novigrad or Beauclair?

Difficult choice. Novigrad is, however, more ... realistic. It's easier for me to believe that this city is real. Beauclair is too fairy-tale.

Sleeping at Corvo Bianco or meditating under a tree?

Meditation under a tree has its charms, but I love Corvo Bianco. But let's face it, I usually meditate wherever I stand because it saves time.

Inns or Brothels?

Inns. When it comes to brothels, I only go there to play gwent :D

Caves or Ruins?

Ruins. I don't like caves. It's dark there and I will always get lost somewhere. Ruins are at least pretty.

High or low difficulty?

Low, because I like to invade the middle of the mess and swing the sword blindly. I don’t plan fights and I don’t bother with preparations, so I would die on high difficulty every 5 minutes.

Going back to old save: yay or nay?

Nay.

Mods: yay or nay?

I would say yay, but I don't know shit about mods and I don't know how to install them so I'll say nay. But I would love to play with mods someday.

Mini-map or no mini-map?

Mini-map, Mini-map is good because my level of terrain orientation is zero. I’m a total noob.

Roach or Fast travel?

I love Roach with all my heart, but I travel fast.

Roads or Boats?

Roads.

Specters or Relics?

Relics are interesting, Specters are irritating.

Beasts or Hybrids?

Hybrids are interesting, Beasts are boring. 

Necrophages or Vampires?

Necrophages are disgusting, Vampires are cool.

Orgroids or Elementa?

Orgroids are stupid, Elementa are dignified.

Dracanoids or Cursed Ones?

Dracanoids are awesome, Cursed Ones are creepy.

The Caretaker or the Crones?

"If I'm to choose between one evil and another, then I prefer not to choose at all." But Crones were disturbing, while when I saw Caretaker I just shit myself.

Botchlings or spotted Wights?

Spotted Wights.

Godlings or Trolls?

Godlings

Sirens or Harpies?

Sirens are badass.

Killing or sparing?

Sparing.

Dijkstra or Roche?

I really like Dijkstra and I even think he was right. But Roche is my Bro. It was one of the hardest choices for me, but I couldn't betray Roche. It is impossible. I can only betray Roche to Iorveth.

Vesemir or Crach an Craite?

It may be an unpopular opinion, but I'm not a fan of Vesemir, I don't really like him. So Crach an Craite, he is cool dude and good bro.

Eskel or Lambert?

Eskel is a sweetheart and I love him, but Lambert is my favorite witcher and one of my favorite characters in general.

Keira or Philippa?

I really loved Philippa in The Witcher 2, I think she was one of the best characters there, but in The Witcher 3 they ruined her. So Keira, Keira's a cool gal.

Cerys or Hjalmar?

Hjalmar is ok, but Cerys is awesome.

Syanna or Anarietta?

Syanna is more interesting. Don't get me wrong, I think she did wrong, but she is more complex than Anarietta.

Yen or Triss?

Yennefer is my queen. I used to dislike Triss very much. Now I don't think so bad about her anymore, but I always choose Yen without hesitation.

Ciri or Geralt?

Geralt. I'm not a Ciri fan.

Regis or Dettlaff?

Regis. Always Regis.

Olgierd von Everec or Gaunter O’Dimm?

Olgierd. I mean, he's a dick, but I pity him after all. And with Gaunter, you never know, he lives because others suffer.

Olgierd von Everec or Iris von Everec?

Iris. Duh.

Shani or Dandelion?

I don't really like book Dandelion or game Dandelion (but I'm truly, madly, deeply in love with Netflix Dandelion/Jaskier!), but I can't imagine any witcher story without him. We can do without Shani, but not without Dandelion.

Johnny or Sarah?

Johnny

Sorceresses or Witchers?

Witchers

Druids or the local holy man?

Druids

Food or Swallow?

Food is enough, I'm not a wimp, it's just a scratch.

Decoctions or Potions?

I have never drunk any decoction in my entire Witcher career. So Potions.

Hunting for diagrams or finding them per chance?

Depends on my mood. Usually it's per chance, but sometimes I will go to find them all at once and then spend all the coins on making them and try them on for an hour, unable to decide which one I look best at. You know, my witcher must be stylish.

Saving coin or spending coin?

Saving to spend.

Looting or buying?

Looting to sell --> Selling to save --> Saving to buy.

Upsetting the guards or following the rules?

I'd love to upset them if they weren't such pain in the ass when they are upset.

Igni or Axii?

Igni

Yrden or Aard?

Aard

Signs or blade oils?

Signs

Crossbow or fists?

Crossbow.  

Settling down or staying on the path?

Settling down is nice but I like to be on the path.

Gwent Cards or Swords?

Both. I’m a collecting bitch.

Beard or no beard?

What about the stubble?

“Puss Peepers” or “Mutant”?

Puss Peepers is cute but ridiculous. I will stay with Mutant.

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Vague post-Frozen 2 Helsa concept/lore/ideas/thingy

Atahalan, the “ice river” that holds memories of the past, has a counterpart in the Southern Isles; a magma cave that reflects visions of possible futures. There were also once nature spirits connected to it, but they mysteriously disappeared along with the local trolls.

The reason for this, long faded into legend, is that a Southern Isles prince, the youngest of 7, was born with the power to control magma. He was regarded with fear and awe by those around him, and got it into his head that he should inherit the throne. The trolls took him to the magic cave to try and encourage him to take his place as guardian of the spirits, but he saw possible future visions of himself becoming king and ended up going mad with power; capturing all the elemental spirits and draining their essence, betraying and trying to capture the trolls as well, and almost burning his entire kingdom to the ground. He was eventually tricked into going to deep into the cave with the promise that there was a portal to another place of power with more spirits to capture - but when he reached the portal Atahalan sensed his evil intentions and sealed him inside the cave, forever trapped surrounded by vision of all the possible futures that could have been. The trolls then sealed the entrance to the cave and covered it in fog so that no one could find it again and wake the prince up.

But then years later, a few months after Frozen 2, Atahalan tasks Elsa with finding this place, freeing all the spirits and “cleansing” its counterpart of evil.

Of course, the problem now is that I have too many ideas of how the plot could go after that that I have no idea how to make a proper fanfic out of it...

(more plot bunnies and lore under the break)

- Magma prince learns Atahalan also has an “avatar” and becomes obsessed with her, declaring that she is “destined” to be with him and save him from his prison. 

- Elsa sneaks off to the Southern Isles against her sister’s wishes, disguises herself as an envoy of the queen, since she’s from Arendelle Hans’ brothers make him help her and he ends up escorting her through the Isles to find the cave.

- Elsa travels to the magma cave, but the tainted magic somehow affects her and makes her slowly lose her memories the closer she gets. She breaks down because she knows there’s someone and somewhere important she has to protect, but she can’t remember them. Hans eventually figures out she’s really Elsa and then has to choose between helping her remember everything (including that he tried to kill her and take over her kingdom), or letting her stay with the crazy magma prince in exchange for power. 

- Hans has a crazy uncle (his father’s younger brother) who is a self-proclaimed “wizard” who lives in the mountains and researches magic/the elements and searches for the trolls, so he can use the power to overthrow his brother and rule the kingdom. The rest of the family makes Hans be his errand boy because they don’t want to deal with him, but then the crazy uncle finds the cave and teams up with the evil magma prince.

- Elsa listening to Atahalan leads her too deep and near the border to the other side; when Kristoff and Anna go after her Kristoff ends up getting hit with the magma power and is injured. Anna is furious with Elsa and runs off to the Isles by herself, where the freed magma prince tricks her into thinking Hans did it somehow so he can get Anna to lure Elsa to him.

- Hans has connection to Atahalan; he found and grabbed a piece of the shattered sword he tried to kill Elsa with and has been holding on to it ever since as a reminder, it’s imbued with Elsa/Atahalan’s ice magic and the magic of true love (because Anna’s sacrifice). It guides him to the portal to Atahalan, attracts the elementals, and “hums” when Atahalan’s song is sung. (Possibly used to snap Elsa out of despair/restore her memories by showing her the scene of Anna saving her from Hans)

- Hans is somehow able to get into the cave and get near the portal/border to  Atahalan when magma prince can’t, so he tasks Hans with being his “voice” to woo the spirit of Atahalan and convince her to free him and become his queen. (Of course, Hans ends up falling for the mysterious woman on the other side.)

- Hans tells disguised Elsa (mysterious envoy/avatar of Atahalan) about how he used to make up stories as a child of a magical fairy queen who would come to their kingdom and test all the princes; only Hans would be brave and clever enough to pass her tests (because it’s always the youngest sibling who wins in fairytales) and they would fall in love and she’d take him away to her magical palace in a faraway land where he’d be surrounded by people who liked him and he’d never have to deal with his family ever again.

- The evil prince escapes and starts trying to take over the Isles again, trapping Hans’ father and his two eldest brothers in magma and seriously injuring Lars (third brother, only one Hans kind of gets along with, read novel “A Frozen Heart”), Hans has to placate prince and convince him not to hurt anyone else in his family while trying to find a way to save Lars. (endgame here is that after everything Lars becomes the new king and starts making the Southern Isles a nicer place to live in, and encourages the next generation to not be cruel to their own siblings so that no one else ends up like Hans)  

- Alternatively, Hans father, uncle and 2 eldest brothers are granted powers by magma prince so they can “help” him take over Atahalan and other places of power, but they end up becoming his thralls. (Possibly other siblings gets powers as well/control over an elemental, but Hans and Lars convince them to give them up before magma prince can corrupt them)

- Not entirety sure how or why this would happen, but badass elemental fight between magma prince and Elsa (in Arendelle/the North Woods/Atahalan?), magma prince forcibly controls elementals while Elsa guides them but it’s too much for her to handle alone - some kind of magical Atahalan stuff happens that grants others the ability/connection to speak to elements and help her - Elsa gets water, Anna gets wind, Kristoff gets earth, Hans gets fire; everyone gets cool outfit transformations as well. (afterwards whoops Hans has Arendelle’s fire element guess he has to stay in Arendelle now) (look I just want Hans in a badass magical sparkly magenta suit okay)

- (There was a post about possible original plot for Frozen 2 with Hans and his sister named Hannah; so Hannah exists and goes to Arendelle for some reason and she and Honeymaren end up together because Honeymaren deserves a cute girlfriend too dangnabbit.) (And her brother is like “you can’t keep inviting every cute girl you see to come live in the forest with us!”) 

ALSO: magic lore stuff

- Counterparts: ice = air + water, magma = fire + earth

- spirits are the same 4 elements but represented by warm colors instead of cool ones: fire = red, earth = orange, yellow = wind, green = water

- Southern Isle trolls are made of jagged black rock as opposed to their round and cuddly Arendelle counterparts. They’re not evil, just more standoffish and distrusting of humans, especially the royal family. Quietly loyal to family and loved ones instead of noisy affection.

[wall-spider-exe]

15 Writing Prompts for When You’re Stuck and Trying Not to Cry:

First post on my shitty page, woo! :D

The title is pretty self-explanatory-- I was trying not to yeet myself off my roof during one of my terrible, headache-inducing creativity dry spell when I decided, “Hey, instead of thinking up a story, write some writing prompts. It’ll help you die slower. :D” And thus, this list of dumb prompts was born.  I’ve italicized ones that I’m going to use personally and maybe post on here just to show people how it turned out. Feel free to give me any pointers or suggestions, if you have them, and if you want to use them, go ahead.

1. A police officer’s normal, everyday shift is interrupted when they receive and order for the entirety of the metropolis’s police department to rush downtown. Upon arriving at the scene, the officer finds themselves confronted by a horrifying sight: giant, animal-like creatures have somehow appeared in the heart of the city, and there is no telling what they plan to do. Fearing the worst, the officer calls their significant other in case they don't return later that night. But as the call goes through, there is an odd sound amidst the chaos. The crowd goes silent. Strange-- the officer knows that sound. That sound is the ringtone their partner had saved for them. What’s even stranger is that the ringtone is coming from one specific creature... and that creature and its companions seem to recognize them.

2. A florist falls in love with the brooding cafe owner next door. They are too shy too tell their feelings upfront, so they communicate in the best way they know how-- through the language of flowers. Unfortunately for them, their caffeine-loving crush has no idea how to speak in the language of the intricately-arranged blossoms. To them, it’s a bit creepy at first, but soon the shop-owner finds themselves falling in love as well... both with their Château de Villandry-esque establishment and their secret admirer. (Kinda stole this from my book of writing prompts lmao.)

3. “The sun blazed down on [his/her/their/its] shoulders, much like it had for many years prior. The expanses of the emerald-colored field stretched like the arms of Jesus in the crucifix over the house’s mantle. [He/She/They/It] were/was ready for the cold, sweating glass of iced tea that momma had made, waiting on the granite slab counters once they walked back inside. But when [he/she/they/it] put [his/her/their/its] hand on the handle to the screen door, something inside of [him/her/them/t] burned. Someone was dying in that house. Someone was dying and [he/she/they/it] knew why. But if [he/she/they/it] tried to speak, that thing was gonna come, and then everyone would be quiet forever.”

4. A half-blooded merchild trying to get a grasp on their powers winds up getting washed down a river, deep into the woods, where they encounter a creature they had never seen before-- a house cat.

5. An internet troll signs up for a dating site and messages a person that they find extremely ugly. They decide to lead them on and proceed to humiliate them just because they can. However, the more the troll speaks to their target, the more they become infatuated with them, and the more they fall in love. (I stole this from Youtube, yes.)

6. “Well well, look what the cat dragged in,” chuckled a child’s [insert older relative here] as the old, fat, family cat sauntered in with its usual “fuck everyone” attitude. But the child looked closer and sees what their cat has dragged in-- a tiny, terrified-looking creature no bigger than a leaf.

7. A vampire, on their way back home after a particularly good night of feeding, crosses paths with a poltergeist. Both the spirit’s appearance and physicality (or what you could assume was their physical body) are quite young, and they are fed up with the last few decades they’ve spent in loneliness when passersby take off in terror at first glance of the spirit. The vampire then, motivated by their already-delightful mood, invites their newfound “friend” to come stay with them a while. No sooner did the pair arrive home did the poor blood-sucker figure out why the poltergeist was killed in the first place.

8. A small group comprised of two different species of extraterrestrials are part of a program of colonizing a newly-discovered terrestrial body. The program was enacted to hopefully strengthen the recently-developed peace between both of species' respective planets, but no one creature in the group can stand the other! I mean, why in the name of Vazoran would you ever use your top upper-right appendage for anything like that?! While surveying one area for habitation, two members of the group (obviously both of different species) are accidentally left behind. Unfortunately for them, their loathing for one another runs deeper than just race-- everything about the other just... ugh! This problem of theirs turns dire when the two realize neither of them has any idea of when the ship is coming back or how to deal with the native inhabitants of the land.

9. “Forgive me if I’ve made a misinterpretation. Oh, I was correct? But why would you have me sprinkle salt everywhere? It stings.”

10. A centauress, bored of her lazy days spent rolling around in the grass and eating and drinking and having to spectate on her older brothers’ training sessions, sets out for real fun and adventure, only to find herself lost and stuck between a rock and hard face-- literally. (*cough* rock troll thingy cough*)

11. Take a classic fairy tale (try to use the Disney version just to make it dumber/better) and reverse it. Here’s a few choices: Cinderella, Snow White, Sleeping Beauty, Beauty and the Beast, The Princess and the Frog, The Little Mermaid, Rapunzel, Thumbelina, The Emperor’s New Clothes, The Brave Little Tailor, etc. Put your own twist on them! Genderbend some characters, insert some new ones, take out some old ones, change some of the characters’ species, go crazy! Go stupid!

12. “Twelve of the names on the list had already been crossed off. ‘Hello? Hey, are you here yet? I can’t see you,’ came the voice of the thirteenth name.”

13. A dangerous supervillian has just announced the launch of their campaign to take over the city and spread their control over the country, then the world. They were counting on the chaos arising from the citizens to achieve said campaign faster. What they weren’t counting on was the city’s superhero, bursting in with their eyes blazing, ready to wreak havoc on the villian's parade.

“Oh for the love of-- goddamn it, babe! Can’t I just succeed in pulling this off at least once without you getting upset when people start losing their shit?”

14. In this world, everyone needs glasses, whether it be to see near and far, see colors, or to see in general. A newlywed couple is celebrating the arrival of their first child. As the child grows, the parents notice something strange-- their baby can see perfectly.

15. “If there was another fight, they’d end up getting shut down, arrested, or killed. And having a hotheaded asshat like [insert name here] around was all that was needed to bring about all three of those results.”

Thanks for taking time to read this dumb post! I hope you find these helpful-- I used a lot of creative brain juice on these. :)

-Wall Spider

[guardiancherisher]

Netflix’s Hilda Fanfiction Time! (outlined ideas only) (free use) (Please give credit)

David AUs

Secretly the son the bug queen

Turns out he’s a changeling

Queen’s child

Amnesia Hilda AU

AU rewrites first meeting of the great raven

Hilda loses memories while climbing mountains

Would have died if the raven didn’t save her

The raven tries to help her regain memories

Meanwhile her friends and family are looking for her

Hours turn to days turn to months

Finds scarf but not Hilda

The raven grows protective of Hilda

Amnesia Hilda has started living with the raven in his nest

She wants to do something for him to say thanks and goes out on her own to do so.

This ends with a troll or giant kidnapping or coming after her.

The raven saves her just in time, but she is injured.

He doesn’t understand human wounds and she ends up getting a fever on top of things

He’s so worried and doesn’t know what to do

That’s when he goes to find a healer

Alpha?

Nissa?

Random healing spirit?

Who is Hilda’s father?

Crossovers

Rick Sanchez

Blue hair

Stanford Pines

In the first episode, she is basically sketching a mythical creature like Ford has done.

Perfect personality mashup between Ford and Mum

Flaw: doesn’t explain blue hair

Maybe it makes her a prophecy?

Died as a kid and bringing back from dead is blue hair side effect?

She was going to die, but by looking for a mythical creature they were able to save her.

But at what cost?

Cursed?

As a baby, played with one of Ford’s dimensional thingies and now has blue hair forever

Mum: “Ford clean up your inventions! I don’t want them lying around where the baby can get at them.”

Ford: “Don’t worry. There’s no possible way she’ll be able make them work with the safeties on.”

Baby Hilda:

1. –too smart for safety-

2. –puts science in mouth- -sparks-

Mum: “FORD! –panics-”

Ford:

1. –panics-

2. HOW!?!

OC’s

Random blue haired/bearded guy

Looks like a woodmen?

Business men?

Bad father faceless father montage

Refer to Treasure Planet

Spy? Adventurer?

Reason he’s no there

Lost at sea?

Turned to gold while exploring an old temple

Indian Jones type?

Random traits

Abusive

Mum escaped to the woods because of him?

Abandons Hilda and Mum

Dead

Ghost dad

Mum is a teenage pregnancy

Dad is magical creature

Centaur

A spirit of some kind

Water

Air

Rain

Ocean

Lake  

Forest

Humanoid of some kind or can transform from human to beast

Merman 

Kitsune

Blue dragon

Blue beast wolf thing

Typical beast

Male Snow White

Prince of the forest

King ruler person

Alien

Mum has memories erased of husband

Because he had to go away and it was easier cause he knew Mum was stubborn

Danger

Random

Does Woodmen see Hilda as a kind of daughter?

Did he lose his real daughter? Family?

Cursed into woodmen form?

Woodmen finds Hilda as a baby and raises her

rude Hilda?

Wild Child AU

Aka Wild Hilda AU

Hilda raised by the creatures of the wilderness

Like Tarzan, but every creature pitches in

Woodmen

father figure

Mum dead or worse

Mum ghost?

Hilda Has Powers AUs

Hilda has superpowers

Communicates with the animals

Empathic powers

Can shapeshift into mythical creatures

Like Ben 10 or something

Alien powers?

Blessed by mythical creature?

Fairy?

Godmother?  

Hilda has magic

Hilda the witch

Twig familiar

Elf summoning (Witch norm: Usually Elves are used as slaves)

The librarian is her teacher

Hilda with cape  

Twig AUs

Hilda’s cursed brother or half-sibling (because magical forest dad?)

Twig talks AU

Twig familiar AU

Has a secondary dangerous form

Protector AU

Hilda long lost princess idea?

Blue hair

Father comes to take her back home

Or like Princess Diaries were she is last of royal family

Royal drama!

Sabotage

Assassinations  

Ninjas

poison 

Villains

Princess of Earth’s creatures

Diplomat

She may be immortal now    

Alfur AUs

Hilda’s cursed brother

Elf Slave AU

Hilda to the rescue!

Plot: make elves free!  

Crossover Needs

KND Hilda (#89)

89 is number form translates to “Hi” :3

make her Earth in another galaxy 

space KND 

Danny Phantom Crossover 

Dimensional crossover

Hilda and Danny team up

Dimension Ghost villain 

Hilda solves everything

Danny gets board 

The Great Raven doesn’t like Danny very much

Danny can’t stop braking into accent 

Danny: “It just slips out!”

Hilda: “Rude”

Hilda Falls AU

Hilda literally falls through rift into Gravity Falls 

needs help coming home

When?

Young Ford?

need that father figure Ford fuel 

Hilda really misses her mom

Before Weirdmageddon

Mabel and Hilda hit it off right away

mostly because of Mabel being Mabel

Dipper shipping

Hilda working in the Shack and being a natural 

gives Stan ideas for exhibits 

Runs into Bill moment 

Maybe instead of Gravity Falls the rift just sends her to portal Ford and they go on adventures that way while still trying to get her home.

After Weirdmageddon

falls into icy sea

Stan twins rescue her 

amnesia Hilda again? 

Hilda Universe AU

Hilda and Steven universe fusion

Silda? Heven? Stelda? Hiven?

Hilda is a gem that Steven finds

Hilda is a gem/human hybrid

Her Mum is also a gem

Either Mum’s friend was a gem that turned into Hilda

Father left 

Or Mum is human

Father was a gem, but he was flawed (hence being masculine)

Must be blue gem list

Lapis Lazuli

Aquamarine

Badass much?

Zircon

Eh more like Alfur if I’m honest

Kyanite

Blue Topaz

Sapphire

Oooo

Blue diamond

JUST KIDDING!!!!

Blue Pearl

So cute!

Gem placement

Belly

Chest center

Over heart

Hand

Forehead

In place of one ear

Disability if half human?

Knee

Back

Nose

Gem shape

Heart

Marquise

Trillion

Star shape

Pear

Briolette

Father flawed gem

Thunderbird shape

Weird shape

Shipping Hilda

Crossovers

Dipper Pines

They would work off each other rather well I think

Dipper could be lost in the multiverse or Hilda’s world could be isolated like Atlantis?

Dipper and Mabel dimensional travelers and documenters?

Dipper totally freaks when Hilda starts talking to him

He word vomits, trying to be discreet

Hilda shows him around

They go on a life threatening adventure

They fall for each other

Oh can they totally geek out when it comes to all the creatures together

In Hilda’s world

David

Eh kind of think he works better with Frida, but whatever

Trevor

Ew, but cute if he matures I guess? Maybe he turns himself into a werewolf or something because he’s stupid and Hilda has to save him?

Nightingale syndrome?

Human transformed raven?

Beauty and the Beast much?

Alfur? (pronounced ‘Alpha’)

–squee- little elf Hilda AU! In a little elf school! With a little nervous elf crushing Alfur!

OC’s

Mythical boys

Witch/magic boy

Siren (honestly because Ford dated one once)

Centaur

Changeling

Alien star child

Forest spirit

Superhero kid

Like Danny Phantom or kid flash powers

transforms into human…

Dragon

Phoenix

Unicorn

Kitsune

cute little trickster that doesn’t really understand what feeling so he lashes out or makes fun

Humans

Detective kid

Rogue kid

[clocks-rising]

@fr20866 HELLO FRIENd

YO&U HAVE NO FUCKING AVATAR FIX THAT SHIT IMMEDIATELy

my internet is not loading SHIT JUST KIDIDNG HTESRAE ARE FUCKING MARVA FUCKS

LET ME JUST REVIEW YOUR LAIR BY JUST LINKING TO ALL THER MARVA DRAGONS YOU TROLL

this is a wonderful prismatic accent for a wonderful dragon even if her tert is basic which is basically a sin in my world. that said she has the searph set so i can’t complain

WHY IS HIS TERT BASIC I AM SO TRIGGEREd. he looks really cool though even though i am not a wildclaw fan. he looks, ya know, wild. a++. also holy shit do you have a lot of art for your dragons which i super respect.

I HAVE A THISTLE MAIZE DRAGON TOO EXCEPT SHE HAS A TERT BECAUE I’M NOT AN ASSHOLE FUCK. her babies will be exalted because no one will buy them but htat’s ok. anyway i REALLY love thistle and cherry blossom style dragons so even though it’s a snapper it wins my heart

this. gen one. is sexy. AS FUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK give him to me but ifrst amake him a coatl. ok thank you

level 25, my fav apparel items (fairies and tail rings), what’s not ot love. 

ok. lair tldr. you have a very.... interesting lair setup with the marva cloak thingies. i mean that’s one way to highlight your dragons i guess. ??? ? ? ? ?? ? ? ? ?? ? ? anyways A++ but like wow you have ah uge lair and so many hidden dragons its just CONFUSING ok