#the-grumpy-nerd

[rottensouldier]

tall, lanky and pathetically stressed out history student with a nicotine addiction; remus lupin!

[patar-fuifui]

It's October! So I can finally share these sketches from last month's strems!

An AU where everyone but Scourge has a werehog/werefox/creacher transformation!

Bonus sketch :y

[lochnessyzmonster]

Played Inscription a couple weeks ago and I love the angy nerd robot Po3 my beloved, you can hack my computer whenever ya want UwU ♥♥♥

[astrobei]

byler x jurassic park. thank you for your time.

[tapiocasketches]

Rolan you silly lil nerdy grumpy man tehee uwu

[elodieunderglass]

Do you have more Moby Dick: Modern Translation chapters anywhere that certain interested parties (me and everyone with taste) could read?

In reference to this translation of Moby Dick into insufferable modern idiom, in which Ishmael is suddenly shown up in a startling light as a person we’ve actually met and knew well but didn’t really like:

I’m sorry, I haven’t written any more of that! After chapter 1’s mad rush of energy, the book tackles more tricky, boring and unfunny content, including passages that are just uncomfortably problematic in any time; and, like, entire chapters about listening to a church sermon.

A line translation (and that is mostly a very faithful line translation! The only thing I regret not doing was perfectly capturing the fart joke!) apparently has a lot of educational value, and helps to reframe the whole novel. That’s worthy work! But i simply wouldn’t want to do a line translation on the next few chapters. My brain is picking daisies instead, already. I would say: “sorry, I’m abridging this for my own mental health. You’re eligible for a free refund.” In which case the educational value is negligible (you can just read the plot summary online. There’s a really big whale in it.)

Anyone else who wants to take a stab at it (FROM HELL’S HEART) would be welcome and I’ll gladly promote your efforts. It’s just. I am going

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- come here let me measure your head

[shaibonbon]

im gonna be conpletely real with you

idk what it is specifically but something about how you draw characters tired and grumpy (read: bonbon) is absolutely adorable to me, you have no idea how much i want to give her a hug lol

Here is your reward, a grumpy Bonbon that just woke up

But fr thank you 👉👈 asdjussd 💜💜 idk what to say, I'm happy that you find the way I draw Bonbon (and I guess I can call this artstyle by this point) cute to the point you wanna hug her

[nerdasaurus1200]

I've been thinking about this a lot lately, are there any versions of Snow White that acknowledge or talk about how the dwarves are the ones that've been raising Snow White?

Cause think about it, with how young she is (in the disney version at least), they would've been the closest thing she had to a family since her father died. The dwarves would've been her fathers, her uncles, her brothers. And I feel like there's a lot you could do with that. What if she went to the mines with them most days and learned how to use a pickaxe? What if they helped make clothes for her, planned birthdays for her? What if they carved Snow her very own bed that was just her size? What if they called her "Snowy" just so her name would fit in that little bit more with the rest of them?

[lxnarphase]

toji in suspenders please hear me out PLEASE HEAR ME OUT

[amahlin]

i want Noah's card so bad omg

[savingsallow]

— The Unlikely Friends

[valentine & leander's friendship in a nutshell]

'so if i add the social number to the heart number, then the sum is basically the character number—'

'oh, this can't be good'

"good morning, leander"

"you said you'd practice the summoning spell with me"

"busy again..?"

"you're such a whiny baby. later at 5, you know where to meet me"

[tranquill-llama]

Me: putting my multi chap on break to focus on school My brain: immediately starts cooking up a farmer x shane story

[borntobeslay]

Alright! I think this is my last pole (probably not because I’m clueless and love your help lol)

But anyway! The winners were Daniela and Sophia! So, the question is what trope do you wanna see??

I’m not sure how long I’m gonna wait cause I low key wanna get started soon lol!

[lucaorama]

a name change and a new character

[starrymoons26]

remus dog ears his book pages. people will buy him bookmarks and he’ll still dog ear his pages. his friends hate it, it physically pains james to watch him do it every day. remus doesn’t care, he’ll dog ear his pages until the day that he dies. period.

[thehopchronicles]

⋆⁺₊⋆ The name's Leo, but everyone calls me Hop!! The one and only dimension hopper Hamato Leonardo. You must've seen me around the competitions, so come and say hi ☆

☆|| rp blog by @nights-flying-fox

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