#theres probably gonna be about three of these

[valentinaagarcia]

twisted wonderland characters as things i've heard in the locker room... pt.3

(yall re probably like "what the hell val? another one🤨🤨 yes. another one. ans for my new readers- im on the boys team as a gril)

(yuu is what i responded)

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floyd: sometimes i just feel like i wanna kill myself

ace: me too man

jamil: im actually gonna kill myself.

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ace: sticking our your gyatt...

floyd: for the rizzler...

jamil: get out.

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ruggie: i love you man have a good game

leona: yeah.

ruggie: your not gonna say i love you back?

leona: what if i killed myself

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yuu: someone hook me up

kalim: i have a cousin i dated for three months before realizing she was my cousin, i could hook you up with her!

yuu: what th???

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ace: yeah and the worker was like "dont open door i told you dont open door!" (filipino accent)

deuce: oh oh and then he was like "i scold you, you open door again i hit you!" (filipino accent.... not filipino)

ace: ohawh.. man uh.

deuce: what?

yuu: dude you cant say it like that since your not asian

deuce: what? but you talk like a hispanic person all the time?

yuu: i wonder why.

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riddle: okay, lets just move on from the accent thing alright?

deuce: yep! ill stick to my accent and stop using others

trey: howdy y'all, good game mate

deuce: howdy mate! good gam..

riddle: ...

deuce: ill stop using other accents... starting now

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cater: hispanics are so HOTT like you guys dont get it

jack: shut up were meditating before the game quit it with your hispanic fetish.... god

cater: you guys dont get it.

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ace: personally, i listen to justin bieber

jamil: im more into lana del rey

jack: megan for me

floyd: i listen to cardi b! how about you, yuu?

yuu: laufey and alex g

malleus: i love you (listens to both)

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malleus: mary or sarah?

yuu: sandy

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ace: yo dude i think yuu might be buffer than jack

deuce: no way???

ace: YUU JACK

yuu:huh

jack: hm?

ace: can you both flex your muscles???

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jack: you are not buffer than me.

yuu: shut up hoe, this is why i got a bigger dick than you

jack: you have a penis?...

yuu: for sure bigger than yours.

(i do in fact, not have a penis)

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floyd: okay so listen guys, we need to get the shampoo and shove it upp our areolas and run around naked on basket field

azul: who.. wha??? oh my god are you high?

yuu: its the ace incident all over again...

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epel: yuu genuine question, what does pussy taste like

yuu: ....? it tastes like pussy?

epel: i just ate a pussy.

yuu: man....good for you i guess? wait WHAT

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(for context a bird flew into the glass and flew into the locker rooms)

deuce: OH MY GOD?!?

epel: KILL IT

kalim: no dont kill it!

ace: yuu do something!!!!

yuu: why are you asking me? your the man

floyd: JUST DO SOMETHING

yuu: ugh.... men only act proud and strong to flaunt.

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floyd & kalim: THERES A SPIDER

kalim: JAMIL HELP... me?

jamil: *fucking hiding on top of the lockers*

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yuu: why didnt i become a cheerleader.

[cthulhusstepmom]

Hear me out:

Fae!Soap and Superstitious Bastard!Ghost.

Soap is of the Fae and what better place to have a casual disregard for human life than in the military? He enjoys what he does and God knows he's good at it. He skates comfortably under the radar, charming all those around him and facing almost 0 consequences for any of his actions until he runs into The Ghost; a man he's heard about and looks forward to picking apart, just to learn how he ticks. But Ghost isn't susceptible to his charm.

Ghost has gutted himself of sentimentality and emotion, for the most part. He allows himself a few harmless attachments: a specific brand of cigarettes, his bourbon, a book or two, and a small, iron, knot pendant given to him by his mother. It stays around his neck almost 24/7, one of the few presents from her that he'd managed to hide from his father's sadistic destruction.

John MacTavish, as he calls himself (his given name is closer to a description of the feeling evoked by a patch of small pink flowers in a splash of sun on a rocky cliffside, in a language that would make a human's ear drums bleed), is nothing if not fond of an enigma. So is it any wonder he finds himself spending more and more time around Ghost? Laying on actual charm and genuinely showing his personality for the first time in a long long time, delighted as The Ghost begins to reciprocate with a genuine blunt nature and twisted dark wit. He even allows himself a few touches though his skin is marred with ugly burns if the contact persists too long.

Ghost notices that Johnny is odd about a good number of things. Names, clothing, food, and jewelry to name a few. He observes a hard glint in his Sergeant's eye whenever he's handed a dossier on a target, caressing the name at the top of the page with a fiery gaze. Soap also doesn't eat much in front of people, he'll get food and move it around before he feigns taking it back to his room only to dispose of it once out of sight. One day Ghost had been in a particularly irritable mood from a discomfort he couldn't quite pin down but he spent the morning seeing Johnny's back disappearing around corners which only worsened his black mood. After lunch, preparing to let out his anger with a good workout he'd discovered his left sock had been inside out the whole day and swiftly after remedying that Johnny had appeared and not left his side for the rest of the day. (He'd credited it to his mood improving enough to not lower the temperature of whatever room he was occupying.) All these odd things are simply brush strokes on the canvas that makes up one John MacTavish in his mind. At least that's what he thought until Las Almas.

[lavenoon]

The demons in Y/N's life sure are playing "stack the trauma on the human"

@naffeclipse Do you like the color of Cryptid Sightings?

[bismuthburnsblue]

YOU SELECTED: SHIRT DRESS

phew, that was close huh? looks like i better get button shopping! with this pick, it feels like we are already getting into the home straight with this design- the structure is set, and we are onto cosmetic details now. so first up, sleeves!

for the sake of not having too many options per poll (i have NO idea what im gonna do if we tie anywhere down the road) im splitting sleeves up into two rounds. the first one is purely to decide the length of the sleeve. the next poll will deal with the design, if its straight/puff etc.

ive generalised the lengths here a bit, ill do the fine tuning when the whole design is put together! also no full length option simply because i dont want one- i know if i do full length ill wear it far less (or just roll them up)

No propaganda here, just a quick elaboration on what the length categories mean :)

No Sleeves: could cover anything from mid shoulder to where the sleeve seam sits (directly up from the crease of the armpit)

Grown On Sleeve: technically this isnt a length but it felt like it fit better here than anywhere else- grown on sleeves are a style of sleeve where, instead of it being a separate piece with a seam, the sleeve is cut as part of the blouse pattern piece- its pretty straight forward. they can also be known as kimono sleeves. if i did do this i would be doing a pretty short length, probably no more than level with the armpit. (theres a couple images of them in the last post, def the ivory with the patterned collar & the green dot one. its not always easy to tell, but they do have a unique silhouette in the way they drape and fold around where a seam would be. i think they bring enough to the table to be considered)

Short Sleeve: around tshirt length! from level with the armpit to 3ish inches above the elbow

Elbow Length: clues in the name! somewhere between an inch above and a couple below the elbow- i think itll probably be in the bend of the elbow or above, looking at how much this fabric has creased being folded

[sonknuxadow]

they werent lying that knuckles series barely has knuckles in it

[banefort]

I need to shut up about HOTD criticisms for a moment but its genuinely baffling how the showrunners were able to simultaneously write the green children as the most unambiguously evil characters, and the black children as holier-than-thou, buckets of endless joy - but at the same time make the latter the most unbelievably boring, one-dimensional characters, with absolutely no defining characteristics or ambitions.

RIP to Condal and co. but if i was writing a fantasy political soap i would at least take the time to give an inch of depth + nuance to the main cast.

[aloysarrow]

I wish GI wasn't trying to push people (kinda specifically longer players) away from the game, like damn. I really hope new players are watching closely and not just deciding "there are haters" or "complainers." Some of the things, like the age old where's the end-of-game road map, have been actual game needs that haven't been addressed for years. Game needs, guys. Idk, if you still call some people haters/complainers, then I'm probably gonna call you a bootlicker lol

[fantasy-costco]

After this semester ends in like a week I won't have any more religious studies classes like. Ever again. My religious studies advisor already told me that people have tried to put religious studies classes towards history degrees in the masters program but the school won't let them. I can always keep researching on my own and part of the point of this minor was to get the tools to do so but religious studies is a field full of so much bias and it's nice to have someone to guide me through that.

[emlos]

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[frozenhi-chews]

I just realized I'm on page 790. On Act Three. There's four more acts left, *but* I'm nowhere *near* close to being halfway done. (8000+ pages)

What....did I get myself into?

[ribcagewolf]

tw ed :[ sowwy

[kellystar321]

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[morerandombullshit]

"No one should have to brave a storm alone."

"Boy, I'm Black, trans, and from Brooklyn. C'mon, gimme that tea, piping hot like I always want it."

"Aw, don't worry, swamp rat. Your trans guardian angel is right here." "Gee, I feel so guarded."

"Hey. Let me see those gorgeous green eyes."

"Because you're hurting, and makes me wanna kill whatever's hurting you."

"Don't let your fear rule you, Merin. Embrace whatever you're feeling, live in it. Let it burn everything around you until only you and him are left."

"Sweet thing, let me treat you. It's the least I can do."

"You look beautiful, darlin'."

"Just wanted to show you how much you mean to me. And show that no matter how many scars you have, you're still a goddamn knockout."

"This body's yours. I'm yours. Completely and utterly yours."

"You, Remy LaCasse, are the king of post-sex food."

"I told you I can't dance." "Don't need to know how to dance, darlin'. Just go with the flow."

-little quotes from a romance novel I'm writing, I love the couple sm they're so cuteeeeeee and traumatized

the second, third, and sixth quotes are from different OCs, the second and third one are from a Black MTF trans woman from Brooklyn and the sixth one is from a cool friend of the main character who is giving them wisdom

and yes the main character is nonbinary we don't have enough nonbinary romance novel protagonists dammit

OH and yeah i basically ripped the love interest off of Gambit and reskinned him a bit don't mind me just probably committing copyright infringement with my own twists

[ratatatastic]

everyday i have to be subjected to toronto media especially in relation to sports is another day id like to go on a rampage with a machete

[burningcomputerpersona]

also how is it that spanish love songs has such good merch??? i don't think I've ever been to a show before where I had to struggle so hard to pick just one thing, like in a lot of cases there's only really one thing that appeals to me or I just get something bc i love the band and need to have them on me regardless of what the design looks like. but i was spending ages just staring at the merch stand trying to pick one out of alllll the things i wanted

[shower-phantom-ideas]

Imagine the batkids fuck up major and a batdad had to step in and clean up their mistake

Everyone kinda embarrassed because of their blunder and Jason is lashing out to protect himself from shame

Dick is joining is cause well he feels bad about it being his idea

Now Tim is arguing too

Damian wants to feel involved and u can’t convince me other wise

Bruce is trying ti make a point about safety thats just fully derailed

Anyway Danny as Fenton is just there in the background around all the bad guys he took out before Bruce actually got there like “awkward” but the moment he tries to just tippytoe his way out Bruce turns to point at him “and don’t think you are getting out of this. Your grounded too”

He just freezes. Can batman do that? Is he legally allowed to do that? Wait what does Batman mean by grounded?!!? Whats his move here.

“Everyone in the batmobile we will discuss this more in the morning”

Oh ok thats his move. Ok yea Batman just grounded him. He better go.

So they r having the ride home and everyone is sulking and Danny is just there confused but doesn’t say anything because hes probably tired and it’s batman wtf you gonna do.

So they are at the cave and Danny finally just “so can I call my family to tell them I wont be home tonight?”

You everyone just stops. And slowly turns to face him. “Ah yea dumb question. I guess uhhh no phones huh?” No one moves. Everyone is pretty shocked. Cause one bruce kidnapped some kid. Two theres a civi in the batcave. Three bruce kidnapped some fucking kid. Four some random kid just got in the car with them. Five holy fuck bruce kidnapped some kid.

Breaks over enjoy post