#these idiots give me life

[werewolfsmile]

Leverage: Redemption S1E1 The Too Many Rembrandts Job

[eolewyn1010]

"Incorrect Tatort quotes"

Kalli: Do you know how long it takes until you start hallucinating from sleep deprivation?

Franz: I think...

Ivo: Seventy-two hours.

Franz: How did you...

Ivo, staring into empty space over the rim of his coffee cup: There's a clown behind you.

[obsessedwithstarwars]

Danny makes jokes out of anyone finding out ghosts are real.

But only when it’s done through “accidental summonings”. In all fairness, if he hadn’t become a ghost at 14, he probably would have fuc-messed around with a ouija board too. So he can’t really blame them when the poor unfortunate souls happen to guess the correct phrase.

(And before you ask, it’s the ghostbusters theme song because of course it is.)

Instead of giving his victims summoners a heart attack, he decides to go for a more… Matrix approach. Incorporate a little humor into an otherwise terrifying experience.

Rather than a red pill and a blue pill though, he gives out a bright green glowing pill and piece of candy. He definitely gets annoyed more people don’t go for the candy. Just because it’s clearly the wrong answer doesn’t mean you should miss the opportunity for a delicious snack!

[shepscapades]

Hey! i’m really into the dbch story and i was wondering if doc and xisuma ever tell bdubs the specifics of why etho lost his memories, cause if they do that is prime self blaming angst for bdubs

I’m inclined to believe they don’t. Actually (and maybe I should do a small comic for this so more people see it) I imagine, once a month or a few pass and they finally return etho to bdubs as reset, I imagine they are VERY serious about warning bdubs not to try to force Etho to re-deviate— they don’t go into specifics, but they probably tell bdubs that whatever happened had to do with something that was emotionally overwhelming, and that forcing him to redeviate/not letting it happen naturally could trigger the same error. They have no idea what could happen so bdubs needs to be very careful and let Etho find himself again on his own.

Whether or not bdubs gets impatient or can only go so long before he doubts it would be that bad if he tried pushing Etho in the right direction is another story.

But yeah. I don’t think Xisuma or Doc really… tell anyone that this happened. Etho’s error seemed like a very specific one-off scenario, so it’s not something the other hermits should be trying to avoid or be careful about happening to their own android friends, and the only thing telling people would do is make them worried about the situation. All they need to know is that etho was broken and that they need to be careful with him. I don’t agree with their decision to keep what happened to themselves but I understand it I think. Xisuma “i don’t want to worry the hermits” Void and Docm “eh this isn’t the first time I’ve replaced this arm, people won’t question it” 77

[bacchuschucklefuck]

love thinking kipperlilly spends her afterlife looking for lucy in a familiar forest

[gabrielllas]

mike got beat up and harvey did the thing. HE DID THE THING.

“Who did this to you?” he literally said he would beat the guys ass.

guys i’ve had to pause to process this. he is so protective of him i can’t cope

[personthattoleratesme]

I genuinely think this dapg renaissance is single handedly saving me from seasonal depression

[problemnyatic]

This is your regular reminder not to conflate top/bottom with dom/sub because the queer community does not need another goddamn gender binary, especially not from inside the fucking house

maybe reskinning cishetero gender roles with a coat of rainbow paint is not actually a good thing and inhereting the exact same stereotypes is bad and you shouldn't do it even as a joke! thanks

[incomingalbatross]

Happy Easter, friends in my computer!!

[crimeronan]

favorite thing from the latest rewatch is how genuinely furious hunter is at luz in eclipse lake. for an ep where they don't interact at all there's SO much mileage god he's SO MAD it's SO CHARMING. you all know i love grumpy bitch hunter the most. after eda's "bad but sad boy" comment he's like "ugh, if i EVER see that human again >:(((((" and amity's like "Watch It" i can't stop thinking about it. hunter like luz and i were friends for like two hours and then she TRICKED me with her WILES by being NICE TO ME in a way that NOBODY ELSE EVER HAS BEEN and i am so so so mad at her because i'm projecting my anger at myself onto her but will never admit it. i hate her so bad i'll never trust her Again she Ruined My Lifeeeee she's so annoying and i didn't like her at all the whole time!! i had a moment of weakness!! i'm gonna threaten her life a bunch to amity and actually mean it bc i'm that desperate. fuck luz noceda foreever for Real she's the Worst Thing That Ever Happened To Me >:(((((

and then when they meet again in hollow mind, his response to luz full-on tackling him is just. to yell at her.

and then stomp around grumpily kicking rocks about it.

harmlessly.

mad wet cat style.

[hapless-raining]

The amount of Rogozhin/Myshkin content I drew and never posted anywhere expect private twitter and telegram channel will never stop being insane to me like girl pls go to therapy

[officersnickers]

Smells like teen spirit someone got hurt by the institution but not their faith 🤔

[thegoldenavenger]

Liu qingge is driving me crazy he shows up like three times he is not a fleshed out character he says five things he's canonically dumb as rocks "if you extend him a single share of kindness, he'll return it two-fold" he fights every day for five years to give someone funeral rites, someone he won't admit he even likes, he finds every single dropped fan, he has a sister so beautiful she has to hide her face, he is the strongest man alive, he has to die before the story even starts, he only thinks about fighting, he cannot understand subtlety, he despises underhandedness, he's wrong about his judgements and he never finds out, he doesn't know what feelings are so he drags dead monsters to the doorstep of a man who saved his life and then leaves again, he has never tasted defeat before until he faces it down every day for five years for a man who just comes back to life and then chooses someone else, UGH UGH UGH

[mantequillamccormick]

Where’s all the fics where Kenny is giddily and embarrassingly obsessed with Butters helloo

[endlesslytired]

[moonteases]

It does not matter how old you are You're as young as you feel right now It does not matter how old you are You're as dumb as you feel right now