oddly specific httyd headcanons part 2?
ABSOLUTELY.
Warning; Most of these are about Hiccup and Astrid bc theyre my blorbos ultimate so sorry in advance if you were hoping for more abt the other riders.
I think Hiccup snorts when he laughs. Like really laughs, not just sarcastic chuckles (annual event). Also his voice is prone to cracking when he giggles.
Astrid is very strict about schedules/routines and finds them comforting. Sudden changes in plans make her upset but considering the nature of battle, it's something she's trained herself to better deal with (doesn't mean she's not gonna go scream into her pillow and throw things later)
She often has to remind Hiccup to eat because he gets so focused on tasks he forgets (average adhd grindset), and she's trying so hard to get Hiccup into having a better routine that focuses on him rather than just his scheduled dragon feeding and grooming regimen. It's a work in progress.
Astrid has a policy on never apologizing for things unless she caused them or can do something to help. To her it makes no sense to say 'im sorry' for something you've had no hand in, and pity is worth nothing. (Autistic ass mindset). She also is so awkward when it comes to comforting people, her face looks like she's constipated when she's concerned and often the best you'll get is an awkward pat on the back or hug (insane to me that in canon she's the 'motivational words gf' when that is So not accurate)
Hiccup gets the worst acne ever when he's on his period, he just has the vibes of someone who would yknow
Hiccup kind of hates communal meals in the great hall. The overlapping noises of so many people talking at once, cutlery scraping on plates, chewing, and benches scraping against the ground is actual torture. He much prefers the calmer atmosphere of dinners on Dragon's Edge
Hiccup would be the type of person to eat shit like sardines and olives on pizza but otherwise be a picky eater I think. Canonically Berks food tastes like shit, so the only thing he likes eating there is the fish. (The food they make on the Edge is so significantly better oh my god)
Hiccup not only snores absurdly loud (he gets it from stoick), but also talks in his sleep. Like fully talks. sometimes Astrid will humor him and respond. It scared the absolute shit out of her the first time they slept in the same room though
Fishlegs also talks and even walks in his sleep sometimes. He's been found wandering Dragon's Edge at night before
The first time Hiccup called Astrid 'M'lady' her face did a weird twitching thing and he was so worried he pissed her off but she was actually trying to figure out how to respond without showing how emotional it made her (him calling her that hits so much harder when you hc them as t4t, also I feel like Astrid's famliy just aren't the kind of people who often use terms of endearment like that)
Hiccup and Astrids first few kisses were actually like, really bad. A mess of their teeth clacking against each other and also horribly awkward since, yknow, they're kids. The first kiss Hiccup initiated he was so nervous he missed Astrid's mouth and had to try again 😭
Funnily enough, despite how eager he was to belive in mythical creatures as a child, Hiccups never been a particularly religious/faithful person and that just became more apparent after the events of When Lightning Strikes (he was So fed up)
Hiccup has that weird combo of being horribly touch starved (being isolated and unintentionally emotionally neglected for most of ur childhood does that) and also not being a huge fan of physical affection from others if he's not the one initating it. When people he's not already super comfortable with touch him or like hug him he freezes up like a deer in headlights
Hiccup learnt to speak French and Latin through frequent interactions with traders that came to Berk when he was younger, he liked hearing their stories and imaging going places far, far away from Berk (pre-httyd Era when he was still a social pariah) and despite his job at the smithy, Hiccup still had significantly more free time than his peers due to lack of training so he had to find other ways to entertain himself.
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I have heard from many trans and/or Autistic queer people that they like the idea of casual, anonymous sex of the sort that happens in the gay bathhouse, or the park marked on the Sniffies map, but they fear they will never be able to access it themselves.
They assume that a trans person won’t ever be welcome, or that because they do not read neurotypical social cues with ease, the cruising ecosystem will forever remain inscrutable to them. Many harbor concerns about safety, having only ever been taught by movies and Law & Order episodes to associate cruising with seediness, criminality, and “threatening” male sexuality.
I’m here to tell you that none of those impressions are accurate. Trans people are in the cruising spaces. We have always been there, we helped to shape these hidden corners and dusty backrooms into what they are, and for the vast majority of cruising patrons, our presence is not only welcome, but totally blasé. There are even trans-specific cruising nights in many areas! (See the bottom of this article for a list of Chicago-based ones!)
And though getting acclimated to the social norms of the sauna (or dungeon, or cruising bar) might seem confusing at first, it’s quite easy to study and mimic, even if you’re disabled. In many ways, it’s refreshingly more direct than most other forms of socializing. The cruising spot can be an arena for vanquishing shame, if you let it.
Finally, it is important to note that it’s the seediness and secrecy of a cruising space that makes it so safe — it’s a self-policing community of queer people who respect the location, rely upon it, and who look after one another without the intruding eye of the straight public or the cops.
If you’re queer and neuroweird and horny and you’re contemplating cruising, there is a place for you. You just have to overcome your understandable anxieties, study up on common cruising practices, and then venture forth to give it a try (maybe with a buddy the first time).
In this piece, I will lay out some basic principles for cruising as a trans or Autistic person (though I think this advice applies broadly to anyone who feels a little out of place in cruising spots, which is everyone at first), explain the finer points of visiting backrooms, saunas, and parks specifically, and then I’ll wrap up with a list of resources for readers looking to find a cruising spot in their area. I’ll also close out with a list of cruising-related events in Chicago that are specifically T4T or sapphic in nature, because frankly, us gay dudes are wildly overrepresented in the scene.
The full essay is free to read (or have narrated to you in the Substack app!) at drdevonprice.substack.com
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All my Bungou Stray Dog Headcanons, ALL OF THEM
(more to be added)
-T4T skk (masc)
-sskk
-Rampoe
-Oda and Ango were dating
-Dazai is touch starved
-Chuuya is touch-adverse, Dazai being an exception
-Chuuya loves supplying Dazai with all the touch he craves (just like me fr)
-Chuuya has top surgery, but not on T
-Dazai is on T, but no top surgery
-Dazai binds with bandages (DON’T DO THIS ITS VERY BAD AND UNHEALTHY)
-Dazai and Chuuya were dating in the mafia and broke up after Dazai left
-They got back together after the truce
-Chuuya was very hurt by Dazai leaving, but they talked it out and Chuuya understands why Dazai left how he did
-Dazai and Chuuya live together
-Chuuya has central heterochromia
-Chuuya’s corruption marks are always visible, albeit very faint when not active
-Chuuya’s manga hair color is his natural color, occasionally dying it ginger
-Chuuya has intervened and stopped multiple of Dazai’s attempts
-Dazai does Chuuya’s nails
-Dazai doesn’t self harm (he dislikes pain)
-Dazai actually has abnormally low pain tolerance, but has learned to hide it in the mafia
-Dazai has autism, which is why he struggles with showing his emotions, but trauma (Mori) has led him to believe it’s because he isn’t human
-Dazai has severe medical trauma and outright refuses to enter Yosano’s office/clinic
-Dazai has mistaken Yosano for Mori on particularly bad days
-Dazai is NOT allowed on the roof of the agency without someone else there
-Dazai is blind in his right eye
-This is from @asingleflyingfuck but Dazai has alexithymia
-Within the ADA, Dazai is the closest with Rampo
-Dazai and Rampo play video games together, both enjoying Danganronpa
-Rampo and Poe don’t live together (yet)
-Rampo and Poe are both autistic
-Rampo is also ADHD
-Rampo is farsighted, which was the original reason Fukuzawa bought the glasses
-Rampo is legally adopted by Fukuzawa (all the minors that join the agency are)
-Poe is blind
-Karl is a seeing eye raccoon that guides him like ratatouille
-Trans masc Akutagawa
-Akutagawa isn’t on T or have top surgery due to his health issues
-Akutagawa has haphephobia
-Atsushi chuffs (tiger equivalent of purring)
-Atsushi has been legally adopted by Dazai (He doesn’t know)
-Atsushi has schizophrenia
-Kunikida has OCD
-Everyone has some form/amount of PTSD
Posts of headcanons I like:
This is what I was saying about Rampo’s poor eyesight:
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