Aphrodite: Build a bear? Yeah I give my husband his T shots! I know how to build a bear~
Persephone: Call him build a bear the way I'm stuffing him and bringing him home!
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Where a Canvas Blooms by foolishlovers
It’s an Arrangement. Aziraphale knows this. He knows a lot of things, and others he doesn’t, but the most important things, he knows. He knows that the cheeky redhead in his arms smiles and purrs when he runs his fingers through his hair, knows that Crowley’s hands are rough from working outside, knows the softness of his heart.
Aziraphale doesn’t know he’s in love with Crowley until he does. But it’s just an Arrangement. Is it?
Part 1 of The Cuddle Arrangement
word count: 3.8k
rating: T
relevant tags: Human AU, Trans Aziraphale, Trans Crowley, Touch-Starved Aziraphale, Touch-Starved Crowley, Non-Sexual Intimacy, Cuddling & Snuggling, Comfort, Pining
art by the wonderful @omens-for-ophelia
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holy shit. shallan could totally be a trans woman and not even know it until post-RoW. like. she was a radiant as a kid, right. and being a radiant is canonically free gender affirming surgery & hrt in one, right. and then the trauma happened and she repressed a bunch of memories, right. so she could just have forgotten she was trans. and then for her family it just wasn't important in the wake of all the murder and everything, and look her father just made the active choice to Not Question It
anyway, shallan is canonically a trans woman and the only reason we don't know about is because shallan doesn't know about it either. post now
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where's the crack au where stevies on real housewives as the wife of famous retired metal star eddie munson like. she'd fuck them up. going for that sweet down to earth insanely rich person persona but any time any of the other housewives tries to start shit with her she Shuts It Down
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mh. getting rather tired of the cis male presentation of crowley and aziraphale.
where is everything else? top surgery scars because they look cool and crowley loves being trans, t-dick, tits, all kinds of different combinations and pronouns and identifiers?? where are ineffable wives and with dicks and tits?? where's the lack of nipples and genitals because sometimes that's also someone's transition goal, people can and do look like that.
why the fuck do they almost always have cis male bodies? they can have EVERYTHING and nothing, and you go for THE most cis-normative option possible? is it the misogyny you're not aware of? the transphobia you still haven't fully unpacked?
for a fandom that keeps yelling about how they're "all kinds of queer representation" it's incredibly hypocritical and honestly not funny that everything that isn't a cis male representation barely gets attention. i've written ineffable wives before, i've mixed up the pronouns, and people don't want to read it because apparently they think calling yourself a trans ally means you can be as normative and dismissive as you want.
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Americans: Real men don’t wear unbifurcated garments.
Scots: HOLD MY SCOTCH
Support everyone’s right to wear trousers or not. Everyone should wear anything they damned well please. Fabric doesn’t have genders. IT’S LITERALLY FIBRE. Get over it.
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Takaaki while putting on his binder: Hm, I'm thinking of saving whatever money I can for my top surgery...
Taichi: Whatever you want to do, Dear. I'll be with you along the way.
Taichi, mentally: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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you ever look at a straight person and think, a butch cowgirl would fix her
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If you want the romance with another parent, you could always have his first husband be supportive but tragically pass away -- though maybe having a dead dad would distract from the dead mom trope
ooooo i think it wouldnt take away from it actually it might just be a horrible horrible tragedy that he escapes the dead mom trope but the. dad dies instead LMAO but no yeah it does take the focus away youre right.....
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