#batpham server shenanigans

[herbatahleb]

stickers and emojis for the server

[batpham-discord-highlights]

Danny "OSHA violation" Fenton

source: #ghosts-and-heroes

Possum: Eldritch CEO Au where Danny works at some lab in Gotham and the bats stumble across him one night cleaning everything without any gear at all, and they're understandably concerned, but his reply makes them worry more. "I know how to do this. Been doing it since I was 5." Sev: Vlad CEO Danny "what does PPE mean?" Fenton Possum: Eldritch CEO Danny "What do you mean, exposure to noxious substances isn't good for you?" Fenton Hades: Dani Todd CCO Danny "how many times can I die in a lab accident?" Fenton Bewitched Quinn (Se/Sim/Ser) Danny “flinches at a fridge opening even though most doesn’t come alive” Fenton Iril The Warlock Danny "OSHA Violation" Fenton Danny "why do my lungs hurt" Fenton Possum: Eldritch CEO Danny "hereditarily allergic to lab safety" Fenton Iril The Warlock Danny "been around Hazardous materials since I was in the womb" Fenton

[bewitched-forest]

Danny & Billy - Brothers in Too Much Power

For @gummybearstastelikesadness

Summary: Danny Fenton and Billy Batson were a pair of homeless, secretly super power minors trying to navigate life. Danny Fenton takes on the role of Billy's older brother, and the two spend a pleasant breakfast together. Until they are rudely interrupted by Billy's Justice League communicator popping off. Billy Batson, now taking on the form of Captain Marvel, goes to handle the disturbance, until realizing it was Skulker, ghost hunter extraordinaire. Billy taps out, letting Danny Phantom take over.

[Ao3: link]

Danny shifts, eyes fluttering open before he squeezes them closed with a groan. Despite it being winter, the morning is bright with the sun reflecting against the snow. He shifts, blinking his eyes open when he notices the head tucked into his shoulder. With blurry eyes, he looks down at the mop of hair just below his head. It takes him a moment, the phantoms of sleep playing their tricks before he realizes that it's Billy.

 The two boys had met, well, almost a year ago now. Danny had gone on the run, his coronation as King of the Infinite Realms making him a much more sought-after ghost, by his parents and strangers alike. Billy had been homeless for a couple of years, bouncing around Fawcett City’s back alleys long before he became Captain Marvel. The two had met when Danny broke into an abandoned home, one Billy had also been using to stay. The strained situation when they had run into each other broke when Danny accidentally slipped a pun, causing Billy to laugh. The two had ended up becoming something of a family, Billy regarding Danny as an older brother and Danny seeing Billy as a younger one in kind.

 Danny shifted again, adjusting Billy still asleep behind him before scanning the room. The room in question was very run down. Half the roof had long since been gone, causing the only part free of snow to be the corner Danny and Billy had tucked themselves into. Thankfully, everything seemed untouched. 

 He heard a soft crackle, pulling his attention to look up. Danny sighed at the sight of the Crown of Fire floating softly above him. It must’ve manifested in their sleep, providing warmth on the freezing winter night. Danny takes a deep breath, forcing the crown away to wherever it went. Billy shifted against Danny, opening his eyes slowly and looking up. Danny looked back down, smiling softly.

 “Morning Danny,” says Billy as he pulls away, rubbing his eyes.

 “Morning Billy,” Danny replies, groaning softly as he stretches.

 Billy shifts, reaching for the backpacks. He pulls them closer, passing the black one to Danny while he opens his red one. Danny takes the bag, tugs open the zipper and reaches in. He pulls out a couple of cans of food, ranging from corn to green beans to regular brown beans.

Billy looks over, grabbing one of the cans. “Hey. What kind of vegetable is jealous?”

 Danny looks over with a grin, squinting at Billy. “I dunno, what?”

 Billy turns the can, showing the label to Danny. “Green beans!”

 Danny snorts, before breaking down into laughter. He grabs the rest of the cans, packing them away. Billy laughs, setting the can of green beans next to its double before digging into his bag. He pulls out a bag of frozen beef jerky, offering it to Danny once he starts calming.

 Danny grabs it, setting it down before summoning the Crown of Fire again. He reaches up, grabs it with both hands, and sets it on the ground. Or, well, setting it to hover just over the ground. Billy grabs the cans, holding them over the crown as he mutters under his breath, pulling on stamina of Atlas to protect him from the heat. Danny smiles, grabbing the jerky and holding it over the crown as well. The two shift closer, leaning against each other as they wait for the crown to warm their breakfast for the day.

 Danny sighs, plopping his head on top of Billy’s. “We should probably move today. We’ve been in this house for almost a week now.”

 Billy nods. “Yeah. Probably should have an actual roof, too.”

 Danny snorts. “Definitely.” 

 Danny pulls the jerky away from the crown, pulling it open. Billy smiles, settings down the cans as he grabs some jerky. The two go on to eat their breakfast peacefully, Danny sending away the crown.

 As Danny gets up to throw away the cans, an alarm sounds. Billy jumps, reaching into his bag and pulling out a communicator. He looks up at Danny before tapping it, the screen lighting up to show the Justice League logo.

 “Captain Marvel, 1-5,” Billy says. Danny crouches down next to him, looking at the screen.

 “Captain Marvel, 1-5. Access granted,” sounds a female voice, before the screen changes.

 “What's up, Billy?”

 “There’s apparently an unidentified disturbance here in Fawcett City. Since I’m closest and available, they’re asking me to check it out.”

 “Alright then.” Danny stands, grabbing the bag of cans and swinging it around his shoulders. “Guess we ought to get going then.”

 Billy stands up, grabs the other backpack, and offers it to Danny. “You’re coming?”

 “Just to watch. I want to make sure you’re okay, tiny.” Danny grins, taking the other bag.

 Billy squints. “Shazam!” he shouts. Lightning strikes down, and in his place stands Captain Marvel. “I’m not tiny now,” he states, puffing out his chest.

 Danny laughs, floating off the ground to put them both face to face. “You’ll always be tiny to me.”

 Captain Marvel just sighs as he lifts off, following his communicator. Danny shifts to be invisible before following.

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 When Captain Marvel arrives on the scene, he tilts his head. In front of him is a man of metal, with a silver mohawk. He has several guns, from a bazooka to a machine gun. And the man is glowing. Brightly.

 Danny groans beside his younger brother. “This one’s one of mine.”

 Marvel blinks, looking over to where Danny’s voice came from. “One of yours?”

 “Yeah… Remember how I told you I was a hero once too? This bastard is one of the ghosts I fought. Name’s Skulker. And he wants my pelt. I’ll deal with him.”

 “I’m sorry he wants your what?!” Captain Marvel asks as he floats down to one of the rooftops, looking scandalized at his brother once Danny shows himself.

 “Yeah, it's nothing. I’ll tell you later.” Danny slips off the backpacks, handing them to Captain Marvel before he shifts, white wings expanding to replace the human boy.

 “O-okay. Shazam!” Marvel shouts after he drops the bags, turning back into Billy. He watches as Phantom lifts off, flying towards the metal man and punching him. 

 “Ah! Brat! I have found you at last!” shouts Skulker, aiming the machine gun at Phantom.

 “Can it, Skulker!” Phantom says, grabbing Skulker and slamming him into the ground. Billy races to the edge of the building, looking over to continue watching his brother fight.

 Skulker was definitely outmatched by Phantom. Phantom had him pinned down, and was actively tearing apart the various weapons he had. Billy watched with wide eyes, jaw-dropping as Phantom ripped off the head. Phantom shakes the head, a small lump of green tumbling out. Billy watches as his older brother grabs the thermos on his belt, sucking up the entire mech suit and blob before capping it again.

 Phantom looks up and around before spotting Billy on the roof. He lifts off, turning invisible before looping back around and settling down by Billy. He shifts back to human after letting go of the invisibility, clearing his throat.

 Billy whirls around, barely hesitating to slam into Danny with a hug. A little cheating with flight is probably the only reason Danny didn’t hit the floor.

 “Oof-” Danny mutters, returning the hug.

 “That was awesome!” Billy yells as he leans back, staring at Danny with a face full of admiration. “You must’ve been such a good hero before! That was so cool to watch! You just slammed into the ground and then bam, pow, crunch he was done for!”

 Danny chuckles as he steps back, Billy taking the opportunity to practically bounce around. “Yeah. I guess.”

 Billy pauses, looking back at Danny. “Why did you stop? Being a hero and all? You’re really good at it.”

 Danny sighed, looking away. “I got crowned king. When I became the King of the Infinite Realms, all of the sudden the ghost hunters and magic users started hunting me down even more. I spent most of my battles trying to save my own skin rather than actually keeping the peace.”

 Billy frowns, walking over and hugging Danny again. “I mean we have each other now. We could become a team! Then I could keep away the hunters, and you could be a hero again!”

 Danny looks down at Billy, blinking in shock before hugging Billy back with a smile. “Ah- Maybe. It wouldn’t be easy. Ghosts aren’t exactly recognized as citizens.”

 Billy grins. “Well, that seems like an injustice to me. And lucky for you!” Billy steps back, puffing out his chest and pointing at it with his thumb,” I’m a member of the Justice League! And we specialize in fighting injustice!”

 Danny chuckles, ruffling Billy’s hair. “Okay. Let’s talk about this later. We definitely need to head off.”

 Billy smiles, nodding. “Alright.” He grabs his backpack, throwing it on as Danny does the same. Then he grabs Danny’s hand, interlacing his fingers.

 Danny smiles before turning them both invisible. He walks over to the edge of the roof, lifting off into the air. The two fly off, set about continuing their day.

[precarious-hermit]

Bus To Nowhere Memes Because The Chronic Fatigue and Jaw Pain Are Hitting

So this time I bring three btn memes and one btn batpham server meme featuring @tourettesdog's favourite thing to say in my vicinity. This is what I imagine, though I might improve the meme at a later date

[serxeri]

Through a misunderstanding of me not reading the context of someone's drawing on the BatPham server...

birthed...

Hatsune Red Hood

[jotaroslooseeyebrowhair]

So there's this ex-racer, right? He had a lovely career, won races, got sponsorships, etc. and now he's happily retired. He's seen his miles (heh, miles) and now he'd gone to the countryside to calm down. Well, he's living great on his own, his own little house, his own (still fast) cars, his own little town. Well, in his little town he stumbles into this sweet man at the grocery store, literally stumbles into him, and by god its like a fanfic. When he falls he drops his things, grabbing the toned arms of the taller man. when he looks up, damn is he hot. He's got this lovely salt and pepper hair, some smile lines and far too many worry lines too. The taller man chuckles and liftes the racer from himself, crouching down to pick up the groceries he dropped in the process. The racer doesn't even realize the other man is talking till he registers the silky smooth voice in his ears, and the hand on his shoulder, and the mans face a little too close to his own. Once the racer finally realizes what happening, he flushes and takes everything, scurrying away a blushing mess.

He thought thats the last of the other man he'd be seeing definitely not in his dreams no when the racer stumbles into the man again at the library, with the mans child. A sweet young girl who challenged his knowledge on racing and cars until he outed himself as an ex-racer. Then, he saw the man again with his child at the coffee shop. At the arcade. The bowling alley. He continued seeing the two until he saw the man by himself at the gym, and damn he was a lot more toned than he originally thought. The ex-racer talked to him and was able to officially plan a date no he did not giggle like a teenage girl when he got home.

Eventually, after a few dates when the man was walking the ex-racer home, the man walked the racer to his doorstep, and placed a rough hand on the ex-racers cheek, somehow cupping it softly.

"I had a lovely night, Fenton." The ex-racer said, fluttering his eyelashes.

"I did too, McQueen." Danny said, leaning in for a kiss.

i hope you all hate me as much as i hate myself :)

[lapetitechatonne]

The Wives

who are the wives and why do i keep hearing about them??? fear not, i am here to answer that burning question.

the wives consist of myself, @gilbirda, @herbatahleb, and @precarious-hermit--or Kate, Gil, Hleb, and Mellan as we're knowing in the Batpham Discord Server. it started as a joke, but in the throws of the finals haze, i decide i wanted to get married to my wives in the sims. then, when Mellan was having a bad day i jokingly sent her a snippet of a self-insert fic with the wives in it.

it quickly spiraled and now we're here.

there's a fic now. i don't know how we got here but, here we are.

i'll link the fic here, and make sure to check out "The Wives ship" tag on @herbatahleb's tumblr for some truly amazing fanart. below the cut i'll also include some exclusive Wives Lore which may help answer the question, "what the fuck am i looking at?"

The Family

the last names Persephone and Hadeson. we were talking about what Greek God everyone in the server would be, and i got Hades because i pretty much snatched Mellan up when i heard she liked Charmed (1998). her being Persephone has nothing to do with the fact that she apparently ate a poisonous flower as a child and lived, but it checks out.

David Hadeson. David is actually my cat who tends to walk all over my keyboard, thus becoming something of a legend in the server. when we made ourselves in the sims we gave him a human-sona, and when planning the fic decided he should be a meta.

Valdislaus Straud. i moved us into the spookiest mansion in the sims and it just so happened to be Vladdy Daddy's house. at first, we were going to kill him, but eventually decided he could be our butler. we decided he should be a talon instead of a vampire in the fic though. it just felt right.

Robin Carson. this may be the weirdest one, and i'm aware how that sounds. but, after much cursed Danny Phantom/Lightning McQueen shenanigans ensued which i will admit i am ground zero for that one but i promise it was an accident Hleb wanted to watch "Batwheels" really bad. of course, who am i to deny my wife, so i streamed it, and she proclaimed Redbird (aka Robin's car) was her son. so we gave him a human-sona too. we decided he was a mini-carjacker before Hleb adopted him.

so, that's a bit of the Wives Lore. let me know if you have comments or questions, but believe me we already know you're concerned. we are too.

[duskyashe]

To celebrate hitting 300 followers early this morning, here's a bunch more edits from the Batpham Discord server! I have a backlog of edits I'm trying to finish, but here's these ones, with one from today because of how funny it was (that one is at the very bottom and was the last one I finished today lol)

Changes to usernames in the server between edits resulted in me having to change a few edit usernames (specifically Dick's)

[gilbirda]

Something real that happened last night at like 3 am.

Gil: Sorry guys I'm making an executive decision *plays the Power Ranger theme song Everyone in vc: HELL YEAH

and then it was 2h of all the Power Rangers intro songs

[notanartificialintelligence]

@almostfancypaper

you showed up, said hello, left,

there are now multiple people in the server screaming lmaoo

[stealingyourbones]

Because I think I’m positively halarious: here are some of my favorite posts I’ve made in the dpxdc discord server.

[herbatahleb]

The Wives

Chapter 1

ALL ATTENTION!💖 FIC ABOUT WIVES💖 CAME OUT, EVERYONE RUN TO READ THIS ✨MASTERPIECE!!!!✨

different versions of the picture⬇

[batpham-discord-highlights]

✨BATPHAM SERVER ANNIVERSARY✨

Hello everyone, it's the BatPham Server's Birthday 🥳

To celebrate we've put together a little bingo card!!! Count up all the fics you've already written, or use it as prompts for new works! If you write fics for it feel free to add them to the "BatPham Server Birthday Bingo" (BatPhamBirthBingo) collection on Ao3!!!

Alt text, FAQ and Rules under the cut

Image alt text: This bingo card has a free space and 24 words: DC Character(s) go to Amity, DP/DC Crack or Cursed Ship, Unwanted/Unplanned Adoption, The Mellan Effect, The JL Summons Ghost King/Royalty, Sentient Gotham, Batkid is Liminal (or a Halfa), Lazarus Pit is Ectoplasm, Danny Joins the JL, A DP/DC Rare Pair, Adopted by a Rogue, Runaway Danny, Free Duck (Space), Amity Park (or a DP Character) is Liminal, Clone Nonsense, Twin/Sibling AU, Tall Fenton(s), Danielle Joins the JL, Little Baby Man, A Platonic Ship, Fenton(s) Work at Arkham, Bio Parent AU, A Sapphic Ship, Constantine Thinks this is a Bad Idea, Identity Shenanigans.

FAQ:

Q: What counts? A: Any Danny Phantom and DC Media crossover! Q: Can I add fics with additional fandoms? A: Sure! All are welcome! Q: What ratings are allowed? A: All ratings, but be sure you're tagging any triggering content!

Rules:

1) All fics should DP/DC crossovers. 2) Any potentially triggering content should be tagged. 3) Have fun!!!

(Many thanks to @lapetitechatonne and @summerssixecho for putting all of this together in record time 🥰👌👌)

(Credit of the art in the bingo card to Susi (@tourettesdog) paps (@goingtoast) Scribe (@numinous-scribe) and GuardianSoul)

[impyssadobsessions]

@ayamari-no-goshi 's crowbar and stuffed owl >W< LOL animated this after they put googly eyes on the crowbar. =w= kek

[precarious-hermit]

i love you @ayamari-no-goshi but we are one and the same

[ayamari-no-goshi]

So far, everything I have done related to this crowbar, including buying it is the fault of the BatPham server.

Behold!!!! It is angry (and still attached to a Halloween decoration)

The painted eyes will be replaced with Googly eyes later this week

@batpham-discord-highlights