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notemaker · 4 months

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Okay so Sonic Prime was basically a weird game of seven minutes in heaven, right? Kissing may not have been involved but everything else sure was.

#Sonic prime: ends #Sonic & Shadow: So I guess that character development never happened huh.#NUH UH-#we got...so much sweet sweet character and relationship development #no way im letting that go #srls. on so many levels #not just sonic and shadow #but obv they had a pretty interesting role #thank u prime for not making shadow a one-facet angst prompt generator #they gave him JOKES #they gave him SASS #and most of all they gave him a very vivid sense of protection #which? made me scream. because FINALLY.#god. thats what he was made for. thats what shadow is sort of ABOUT #and sonic prime really went and gave him the role of..well. sonics shadow. lol.#NOT derogary in meaning. just that he covered the spaces where sonic had trouble with #man their relationship is so interesting #especially in this version of themselves that prime has given them #id watch so many episodes worth of this.#anyway. tags #my art #art post #sonic #shadow #sonic prime #sonadow #am I wrong #sonic prime spoilers #sonic spoilers #sonic prime season 3

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fizzfog0 · 6 months

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Time is not immune to dumbassery

#Time is so old that the necklace just gave up the animal thing and was like “ah what the heck!!" and made him a clock #a.....father clock...#pfffffttttt #linked universe #linked universe memes #lu twilight #lu memes #lu time #i guess you could call this a.....dad joke...#my art #fizzfog0 #lu fanart

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bluerosefox · 9 months

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No Longer In Service

Okay

hear me out

Ghost King Danny Summoning!

The heroes fail to stop it, everyone is panicking, they feel like they’ve truly failed to stop it. etc etc

EVERYONE is ready to fight for their final life.

They’re as ready as they can be to go against something so evil JLD are scared of it.

SO when the dome that was sealing them away from the summoner finally shatters they are expecting some huge eldritch being, something made of pure nightmares... Only...

Only to find an old tape recorder in the middle of the summoning circle...

Everything is dead silent. No one moves...

Then it clicks on and makes a loud noise.

The noise?

It was the no longer in service beep.

“We’re, not, sorry.” a teenage voice began after the beep ended, startling everyone as they weren’t expecting this at all “But the Ghost King you are trying to reach is no longer in service or rather King anymore. Thus any big evil world ending plans you have made will not be approved during my reign. Please, get a life and try to actually live it because I will not be ending anyone's or mass genocide anything... Also to the really insane Fruitloop that tried summoning a being with the warning of "will cause the end of your world". I am the Ghost King now, eventually everything and everyone will enter my domain regardless of who, when, how, or why. That is something I can wait for, I got no reason to speed it up.... So have a pleasant day and enjoy being arrested or ended for doing this dumb summoning if you decided to do this in front of like everyone in your world or something... Goodbye!”

The world went silent after that.

That...

None of them were expecting that at all.

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orphetoon · 5 months

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a haruno higashikata au ive been thinkin about for awhile

#jjba #jojo's bizarre adventure #josuke higashikata #giorno giovanna #tomoko higashikata #diu #diamond is unbreakable #no joke i have two real actual comics sketched out for this au #its been in my brain for like. two years #hes still named giorno btw. tonio gave him that name #haruno higashikata au #orphe’s art

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emry-stars-art · 1 month

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Also it’s still St. Paddy’s where I am so the Irishman himself ☘️

#we joked about putting a bite mark as well #the consensus was its from one of the twinyards #although I did also like the mistletoe ideas from last Christmas #he gets nice lil kisses from everyone #Allison might commit. right on the mouth Once and never again #Andrew: no kisses but he does slap Kevin’s ass on the way by #I thought it was funny anyway 😂#oh yeah. Nicky gave him the shirt #fan art #my art #aftg #all for the game #kevin day #chibi #digital #st patricks day

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 7 months

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Embrace the truth

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #lan jingyi #lan sizhui #lan xichen #lan wangji #wei wuxian #WWX uses NMJ's abs as part of his evidence for identification. LXC is allowed to use his familiar embrace as his evidence.#We are now entering the slow burn arc of 'Lan Xichen continues to lose everything he cared about'.#He has his love of fishing + his good friendship with JGY + his brother. I hope nothing happens to any of those things #Not that its in character for *anyone* present to have the emotional intelligence for it - but man LXC is having a very hard time #Trying to pin his sworn brother as a murderer *right* after identifying the mystery body as his other sworn brother?#of *course* he's defensive! You gave him no time to process!#He's gonna need a lot of time by the pond to cope #The original joke had LXC copping a feel on those glutes and recognizing him that way. Which now looking back *was* funnier #sigh...I need to trust my gut a bit more #Next time on PD-MDZS: They just show up in Jinlin Tai because I want to plot to keep moving

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ruporas · 1 year

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kiss the pain away

#vashwood #trigun #trigun stampe #vash the stampede #wolfwood #nicholas d wolfwood #ep 10 was crazy bc vashwood was literally the plot goodbye #i like how the most intimate moment between these two was in the goddamn sewers #i feel like that alone symbolizes so much in their relationship. im half joking BUT ITS JUST LIKE #the SPONTANEITY the PRIVACY they get in such an open Space while being literally chased / hunted after....#and vash is out here showing his scars.............. and ill always lose my mind that they gave this spotlight to wolfwood instead of #meryl and milly like in the previous versions. i dont know how else to read this other than that wolfwood is the romantic interest of stamp #it makes sense even aside from this scene. u know. wolfwood was technically the damsel in distress in ep 5-6 and vash saved/helped him.#and who stayed in the bedroom with vash.................#who rushed to his side when he got shot...... with that worried ass expression....#i dont have anything smart to say at all im just gushing over vashwood thru stampede bc its just so blatant. and its great that its blatant #bc it was blatant in trimax too. like so blatant. the romance was written in every chapter they showed up together #god #ive never witnessed a pairing more canon without being spoken as such its soooooo much theyre so much #ruporas art

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thaliasthunder · 1 year

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everytime i remember that nico canonically makes trauma jokes now i mentally give him a *pat pat* on his back along w a proud father smile for that

#nico: *trauma jokes*#me: go my boy u'r doing amazing!#i swear that nico doing trauma jokes was the ONLY thing that was missing from his characterization #and im glad mark gave it to him #since it probably didnt occur to rick #nico di angelo #will solace #tsats #the sun and the star #mark oshiro #rick riordan #riordanverse #nico di angelo x will solace #solangelo #pjo #hoo #percy jackson #pjo/hoo

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fjordline · 9 months

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#my art #galvatron #cyclonus #every time someone says something like this i get a little bit meaner to t*ilgate #i really dont Want to be a hater but some of you... make it difficult #especially that stupid ass vague post i saw a while ago lmfaoo it gave me a laugh at least but dear lord.#sitting my autistic ass down and listening to the ableism allegations levied against me #its a hatecrime to mischaracterize tg now #i Know tgs personality. i think his personality is immensely annoying #simple as #and i dont care enough abt him to portray it accurately in what is a 5 panel joke comic #like bro im a galvatrongirl u really think i care about failgate??#and anon i hope for your sake and everyone elses that this was said ironically/with the purpose of making mtmtepeople look worse cus if not #transformers

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t00thpasteface · 1 month

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absolutely miserable experience that Some Fucking Guy would set up shop yelling at students here on campus with one of those big signs listing all the people that are going to hell, like homosexuals and "darwinists" and "dirty dancers". completely humiliating that he would point at students and scream wild assumptions about their orientation, their std status, the appearance of their genitalia, etc. BUT. it's incredibly heartwarming that it only took one or two outbursts for a HUGE crowd of students to gather around in solidarity with each other, laugh at him, play music over him, and wave a huge pride flag AND a jolly roger flag over his head while several women started making out with each other. and as i was walking away to get a bite to eat with my friends, we passed by even more people asking us "is that asshole still out there yammering? i wanna give him a piece of my mind!" THAT'S what it's all about. no matter how much hate and anger there is in this world, there's always going to be kind, warm, helpful people who outnumber it, and who may just need a little encouragement to plant their feet and reach out to each other in the face of the blistering hatred.

#he said some truly vile things but more importantly i think he brought a lot of people together in defiance of him #and he definitely gave my friend group some great new inside jokes about being a divorced virgin LMAO #shebbz shoutz

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natjennie · 7 months

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i am so fucking glad cap can just be gay now. like it isnt a question, there isnt a moment of hesitation, it isn't covered up. he just is. and the he that he is is gay. like in previous seasons, that "lets not be too hasty" might have still happened, but the ghosts would make a face. and cap would clear his throat and deflect and bloviate like "by which I mean, of course, that I'm very interested. ahem. in the upcoming weather, and- well, eaughghg" but now he just gets to. find a man attractive. and say it. and no one bats an eye. I'm just so proud of him. and so glad he has that.

like, I can imagine the look on his face when button house holds a pride meetup and everyone is sitting around talking about their experiences and just. casually being queer and existing together. and he can just sit in one of the plastic chairs and listen and close his eyes and pretend for a moment that he is part of that community. yknow what i mean.

#i just want him to be able to sit and listen to queer experiences and see queer people #being openly and casually intimate and it being normal #like that would heal him so right #i know it #bbc ghosts #anyway im so glad they gave him that moment.#i know its a dick joke i know but i think its emotional.#ghost5 #ghosts s5 #ghosts spoilers #the captain

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originalartblog · 1 year

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