#they’ve all done it

[frownyalfred]

the robins never listen to Bruce’s “you should wear more armor” rant until they fall into something gross on patrol and have to shave all their hair off because it’s clumped with mysterious Gotham goo even Alfred can’t comb out.

Bruce, taking off the cowl to reveal perfectly windswept, shiny hair: you should have —

Dick getting his second buzz cut of the year and fighting off tears: SHUT UP!

[starlightandmagic]

Good morning to everyone, except Netflix who keeps cancelling perfectly good shows for no fathomable reason. Fuck you in particular actually.

[microwavingfranky]

Big bro 😭 finally got through all of Marineford… these guys make me soft

[thegayestdiaz]

i cant believe us buddie shippers are taking away from the sorely needed television representation of male friendships, god knows we don’t have much of those.

these people would have us believe buddie becoming canon would fundamentally shake the foundation of platonic male friendships all around the world.

didn’t you know every single platonic male friendship would evaporate if buck and eddie held hands romantically? Because no one in the history of ever has fallen in love with their best friend.

[doctorwhommm]

adding doctor who to the long tradition of media with absolutely shockingly bad beatles wigs

[marisatomay]

whenever i start thinking like i’m insane im irredeemable i’m the joker i’m a cycle path i’m micheal myers i’m vincent collateral im amy dunne im patrick bateman im frank tj mackey im jim carrey’s grinch im the yellow wallpaper lady my period arrives within the next two days

[calicos-clones]

I don’t think people realize how freaked out fanfic readers get when their favorite author(s) doesn’t update their ongoing schedule ON TIME.

And it’s not cause we want the chapter…it’s cause we’re so fucking worried about the Author.

Like— OMG ARE YOU OKAY? YOU’VE BEEN GIVING US THE TRAGIC UPDATES OF YOUR LIFE IN THE NOTES THE PAST 10 CHAPTERS?! WHY STOP? ARE YOU DEAD? DID YOU GET STUCK IN THE WALL LIKE YOUR CAT?? HAVE YOU EATEN?? HAS YOUR BRAIN EXPLODED??

Readers no longer care about the story when they don’t get their usual update. We panic and flag S.O.S as we track down our wayward author who has been both blessed by the universe with a creative mind and cursed all the same with the worst luck.

So any authors who are reading this please understand— when we comment “hey are you okay?” in your comments. No, we are not asking about the chapter.

We are legitimately concerned for your wellbeing. Do not force yourself to shit out a chapter just to appease other ppl when you yourself are not in the mental state to enjoy it or even write it to begin with.

TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF DAMMIT

[tariah23]

Thinking about it now, (I forgot….) but were Sasuke and Naruto purposely placed on the same team for the sole purpose of using Sasuke as a tool to control the kyuubi right from the very beginning…? To further place surveillance over Naruto’s life so that they’d be able to keep him on a chain whenever he leaves the village for missions and so on. That’s so ugly…

[polar-equinoxx]

astraphobia, but like part two and they’re together and have had an argument but Maverick doesn’t care because he knows Ice is scared of storms and he will just.. come to bed to hold him while it passes overhead.

[magpie-trove]

“After all he’s done he doesn’t deserve—“ listen can you honestly say YOU *deserve* a happy ending?? There is no deserve!! A happy ending is a happy ending cause it always always always comes as an unexpected gift. There is always always always the 2/3 point in the story where it is undeserved and unattainable and not going to be given. Because it can only be given!! And yet!!! Still it comes!! A eucatastrophe!! For you and me!! Undeserved!!!

[queerdiazs]

some of you forget that it was originally going to be eddie and tommy but that storyline fell through so for all you bitching about how we’re never going to have a canon queer eddie… baby he already is. we’re just waiting for his turn.

[mickeym4ndy]

You can spend a lot of time trying to justify everything a character has done, and it’s great to look at the reasoning behind their actions that people might not understand.

But you can also sometimes say yea it’s understandable why they did it but it was still a shitty thing to do, and that’s okay. Humans make mistakes, your favourite characters will too. It’s ok. It doesn’t make them bad people.

[stuckinapril]

And on this Valentine’s I almost broke down in tears at a wife’s dedication to her heart surgeon husband whose brain is deteriorating with a rare case of dementia

[rooolt]

it is so weird to me that like all the kiddads are alike in the fact that they are deeply complicated characters who we as an audience have a fascinating view on from both their parents and children’s perspectives and they’ve all committed this great atrocity together and they all kinda consistently fuck up they’re kids a bit, AND YET, it seems that without a doubt sparrow consistently gets the most hate. Like omg free my man or persecute everyone else

[geezmarty]

in the next three months and a half I have to draw:

- 8 card illustrations for a gig

- 70+ comic pages (sketchy and monochrome but still)

- 20+ commissions

- potentially I’d love to do a small 18+ farcille zine because I want to capitalize on dungeon meshi being popular right now

wish me luck 🫡

[comfymoth]

i go on twitter. my whole for you tab is just fanart of spiderbit as grocery store employees. as it should be, finally, the content i want to see in the world. star-crossed cashiers or whatever