#they're so DEVISTATED

[oh-no-its-bird]

Obkk modern au where where Kakashi and Obito are online friends who have never seen eachothers faces. It's a years long friendship (and mutual silent crush) where they've helped eachother through what was truly the darkest parts of eachothers lives.

But irl they also happen to know eachother from childhood due to having gone to the same schools and shared the same classes, and they fucking DESPISE the other. You can not stick them in a room without someone starting a fight.

When they interact irl, play into specifically the early dynamics of obkk, with kind of superficially happy/dumb Obito and a "follow the rules to the letter" grumpy overachiever Kakashi

But when they're online, play more into the older obkk dynamic.

Where Obito shows that he has a pretty big mean streak/humor and a serious talent for playing dumb; where he overlays his happier side irl for just social reasons.

While Kakashi shows he's actually super lazy and imperfect with most other factors of his life outside of work/school (and ofc downplays his actual work ethic when it comes to work/school, framing himself as doing bare minimum when he should really do more (bc he genuinley believes that)) and has a pretty wicked sense of humor himself, a love of over-romantic, fluffy porn, and a habit of using endless "cute" emotocons

Kk: Did my proposal today, it was so bad... I really slacked off this time on it. I was so nervous they'd tell me no (｡﹏｡")

Kk: I guess the other presentations must have been pretty bad too because they picked mine anyways? I feel so lucky (╥﹏╥)

Ob: it's ok even if you tried your best!! Im proud you were able to do even as much as you did.

Ob: I'm glad you got it, at least one of us won their proposal today. That jackass had a fucking 30 slide detailed slide with 6 DIFFERENT PIE CHARTS and a scheduled water break inbetween. Fucking kissass

Kk: nooo im sorry ( •̯́ ^ •̯̀)

Ob: it's whatever. Just glad you got the thing :)

Ob: want me to kill your boss tho.

Kk: lol

Kk: I'll help hide the body ദ്ദി(˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧

And then one day Obito does some sort of very mean prank on Kakashi. And it goes uhh. Badly.

I mean, badly for Kakashi. Obito thinks it went great!

That is till he gets home and finds his best friend for a decade, and crush for even past that decade, texting him about a very specific mean prank that got pulled on them.

Wait. No. Wait. WAIT. FUCK.

So like. Obito is a bit conflicted now. He doesn't know what to really do here??? Like. What if it ruins everything with his best friend??? But also hey best friend why the FUCK are you such a BITCH.

But also also, suddenly Obito is recontextualizing SO many of their interactions— from Kakashi suffering the devistating loss of his father when he was especially annoying, to explanations of why he reacted certain ways. And oh my god Obito is... also a kind of a bitch???

Obito has NO idea what to do and is just swinging so violently back and forth on what are really his only two options.

And sometimes he's like gleefully feeling vindictive bc after arguing with irl Kakashi, online Kakashi is ranting about "that same asshole again" at work, so Obito is like "I KNEW it was getting to u, haha you're NOT better than me after all!!!"

But then later he feels kinda bad about it bc like. Aw wait no he actually might have genuinley hurt the person he loves. And also he doesn't want to lose getting to see the real Kakashi, a mix of both of his masks, by fucking this up and choosing wrong.

Anyways Kakashi finally somehow figures it out on his own, they fight, they make up, they make out.

The end yay happy ending

There's an alternate universe where neither of them every found out about eachother and continued to be friends online and hate eachother to escalating degrees offline. But one day they start to slowly shift in dynamics. Irl they get closer and online they get so much angrier and more distant. Till we've swapped and now online they just have this GIANT fallout but offline they're actually in love now. And this continues till they're about to get married/no longer on speaking terms with eachother. And so on their wedding day they reach out again online but ONLY to hate on eachother like "oooo fuck you I'm so happy rn I just got MARRIED."

"Oh yeah you bitch??? So did I. And my husbands better than anything your ugly ass could ever pull"

"FUCK YOU MY HUSBANDS FUCKING AMAZING AND YOURS IS PROBABLY LOOKS AND ACTS LIKE SHIT"

"OH YEAH????"

"YEAH!!!"

"PROVE IT!"

And then they very sharply turn and take simultaneous photos of eachothers furious faces and then angrily, instinctivley press send.

And then they stop. And then they have a moment of dead silence.

And then they begin to have an actual, physical fist fight in front of the uncut wedding cake with ALL of their friends and families watching. And the photographers with their very ready cameras.

There was a lot of cake.

Yeah that was ah uhh. Interesting

The good news at least is now they have a photo of them fist fighting like they want to kill eachother while covered in wedding cake in a frame that says "happy marriage <3" on it, and they like to joke about it (to many, many peoples horror)

The end yay happy ending x2

If I were to write this fr I think I'd legally have to write both versions bc both are excellent

[sassysnitch]

Twisted Wonderland Headcannons:

The Housewardens finding out they have a secret/long lost sibling

Authors note: I was thinking about how in 2012-2017 it was so common for people to make their OCs a long lost sibling of a canon character and that's how I got this idea. Enjoy(?)

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🌹Riddle Rosehearts♥️

-If Riddle had a sibling all of the sudden it would either be an younger sibling or half-sibling for this situation to make the most sense.

-In other words: For Riddle to have a sibling and not know of them it would either mean his father was cheating/left his mom for obvius reasons and got with someone else, OR, they'd have to be born before him and have gone somewhere before he was born.

-Now his reaction at first would definitelly be shock. Right after a lot of questions for his mother.

-Would also be really angry and perplexed on why he didn't know he had a sibling sooner

-Despite his anger and confusion he'd most likely see connecting with his sibling as an important responsability

🦁 Leona Kingscholar 🐾

-Now for this one, Leonas long lost sibling would need to be older or else it doesn't really work.

-I'd say either said sibling was actually born before him AND Farena but went missing and so the parents had to make another heir and then Leona came after, or, said sibling is actually the second born and went missing so their parents had Leona to try and fill in the void in their hearts from the dissapearance of the missing child.

-Leona would also defenitelly be suprised, as well as in disbelief

-If it turns out the lost sibling is still alive, Leona probably wouldn't really mind them, but also wouldn't really see the need to fully connect.

-(he cares for them a little, don't worry)

🐙Azul Ashengrotto🔮

-Either younger sibling, older sibling or half-sibling could work in this situation, especially considering Azuls dad is kinda out of the picture.

-Would choke on his food/drink when he finds out about them

-I feel like he'd be somewhat eager to get to know them, concidering he was a rather lonely child (He was probably one of those kids who'd ask for a younger sibling as a gift on the Holidays)

-if said sibling is anything like him they're probably gonna become bisness partners (yay~)

✨Kalim Al-Asim🥥

-Considering Kalim has a bunch of siblings this can go either way

-The long lost sibling probably got kidnaped because of their status, survived, and couldn't find their way home until now

-Boi would be devistated to find out that one of his siblings was just, forgotten like that! He'd also feel sorry for what they went through

-But hey, once they go through a DNA test, (to really make sure they're an Al-Asim) all will be good, Kalim will also check up on them here and there, making sure they're adjusting back to their home well

⚗️ Vil Schoenheit 👑

-this one is also kinda easy, since we do know that Vil has a dad, but there's not really any information about his mom

-They've probably just been living with Vils mom their whole lives and that's why he didn't know

-his reaction would be the most dramatic "what" you've ever heard.

-would be very set on meeting them, he'd also most likely be a very caring brother

-(that's it I don't have any more ideas for Vil-)

💙 Idia Shroud 💀

-The sibling would probably have to older than him and Ortho for this scenario to work

-Once he's told about a "long lost sibling" he'd at first think his parents are talking about the original Ortho, is confused and somewhat scared when he's told that the conversation is infact not about Ortho.

-once he's calm he'd call it an "Anime plot twist of the century"

-Said sibling probably didn't want to keep on the STYX family bisness and went out into the world to pursue a diffrent passion and that's why they never met.

-Idia isn't super pumped about meeting this "long lost sibling" of his but is defenitelly curius about them and what they decided to pursue in life

🐉 Malleus Draconia📜

-Also would have to be older than him

-Would not be the only one that's suprised, the whole Diasomnia gang would have questions

-The sibling was most likely abducted as a child and suddenly have turned up now, this one however would probably not need a DNA test as long as they have the classic Draconia horns.

-They'd probably also be autamatically respected by Sebek and Silver, meanwhile Lillia is trying to figure out when exactly they could have been born for this situation to make sense, would be a total dad to them afterwards.

[blacklegsanjiii]

What if.... Hear me out with this okay? What if zeff and garp were good ol rivals/lovers in their olden days but then after Zeff got stranded on the rock there was a rumour going around that he died and garp was fucking devistated

But no! Suddenly 2/3 years later he finds his old lover boy at a restaurant in the east blue with a tiny child off all things!! And he looks exactly like zeff! Garp is convinced that zeff hid Sanji from him for like 10 years and that he's their secret love child (theyre bot cis men in their 60s)

Anyway yeah garp adoptes Sanji, treats him almost the same as luffy and tries to convince him to be a marine while also flirting with zeff (even more heavy now cause he's not officially a pirate anymore!!)

Sanji is mortified

Amazing, their love story has been going on like 40 some odd years. Garp is grieving and then he finds the Baratie to eat at one day. He strolls in and starts eating but he's Garp and he eats like a D so Zeff comes out to see who is eating like that and they're just staring at each other as Zeff announces the kitchen is closed for the rest of the day to the dining room and for everyone but the admiral to leave. Once everyone is cleared out Zeff says he'll be right back.

Imagine Garp's surprise when he sees Sanji and immediately starts asking how he could hide their child. Zeff calls him a moron and says he adopted Sanji. Also Garp has no room to talk because look at his son. Garp grumbles as he is properly introduced to Zeff's son. So after introductions are made they catch up and start flirting and Patty comes and gets Sanji to try to spare him and also there's shit that needs to be done. Sanji asks who that other geezer was and Patty explains that's Zeff's boyfriend of forty something years and they've been doing this song and dance set Zeff set sail and Garp was a rookie.

Garp does adopt Sanji and brings his grand kids. Is it an excuse to see his boyfriend? Absolutely. Is it worth it? Every time. Sanji will take the boys to his room so they can avoid watching them make eyes and comments to each other. Usually that comes after several fists of love to each of them. One time Ace went down to see what they were doing and heard some shit that made him green for the rest of the night.

Zeff laughing his ass off to tell Garp Sanji set sail with Luffy who is in fact a pirate. The newer staff who hasn't seen what is going on between them. Patty and Carne who have seen and heard the worst ask them to shut the fuck up or they will be killed.

[viaviv124]

Cotl Orphan AU

So bc i would never in a million years finish writing this as a fic i'll just write everything i have so far here so its out of my head and y'all can also do whatever you want with it. This will be a long ass post so get a drink and get cozy. Of course i won't get on full Detail like characterizations etc, in this post at least, so feel free to ask questions! I'd love to answer them!

This post includes content warnings for all sorts of very dark topics, but especially murder, body horror, torture, cannibalism, suicide, depression, slightly implied sexual abuse, implied abuse in general and other stuff like that. If you're sensible to this please click off or proceed with caution.

It all starts with 5 siblings, Shamura(16), Kallamar(14), Narinder(13), Heket(10) and Leshy(8). When Leshy was barely able to walk they ended up on the streets because one of their parents killed the other before taking their own life. They struggled a lot but they got by.

One day, when Narinder was out looking for food, he found an injured lamb, around his age, in an ally. They seemed starved and the life had already left their eyes as they barely managed to look up at him. Being unable to just leave them there he knelt down to them, ripped off parts of his own clothes to wrap around them as makeshift bandages and left them all the food he gathered so far whilst telling them to keep living, that they shouldnt have to die like this. Once making sure the lamb will be fine alone he left, thinking he can just collect some more food anyway.

Around 3 - 4 years pass and in that time 4 of the siblings were gravely injured. Shamura suffered a devistating blow to the head from someone they stole food from, cracking their skull just enough to keep them alive but also to damage the brain. Kallamar's ears were ripped off by other homeless people that succumbed to insanity. Heket's throat was slit by an older, privileged child who thought it was funny after Heket expressed that she didn't want anything to do with them. Leshy's eyes were all shot during a heist, requiring his siblings to gouge out the remains. It's unclear how they survived all that. From then on the siblings, espacially Narinder, decided that murder is okay and justified if necessary.

More years pass and they reach their current ages. Due to a dispute they're chased out of the current ally they lived in for a long time. Now they're on the search for a new home, but it's very hard. Once they're on the other side of town, where they've never been before, yet still unable to find a suitable place especially Shamura starts to despair, blaming themself internally for being unable to help their siblings. Narinder and Kallamar do their best to try and reassure them.

One night, as they're wandering, they get found by a lamb dressed in rags, covered in scars and dirt and wearing a bag, they're around Narinder's age, who smiles kindly at them and offers a hand, promising a secure home and food. All of the siblings distrust this child, however out of necessity Shamura feels forced to accept the offer, they take the lambs hand. The lamb's smile turns gentler as they introduce themself as Belphy before starting to lead the way.

Belphy leads them to an old, abandoned factory at the outskirts of town, in which are several children of various ages and states, some coming to greet Belphy and asking if they brought new friends. At first the siblings don't trust anyone, keeping to eachother instead of interacting with the others, however eventually Leshy starts to get along with a yellow cat barely younger than him and with a missing arm. Heket becomes friends a bunny girl, who's quite the oddball, detesting touch in one moment and then clinging to Heket the next. Seeing their siblings get along with the other children Shamura and Kallamar also slowly start interacting with the others. However, Narinder only really socializes with Belphy, as they seem to cling to him whenever they're not busy. Seeing them first as an annoyance, Narinder soon learns to trust and appreciate this strange lamb. He also learns that this is the lamb he helped many years ago, being the leading cause of Belphy helping other children in need too.

However, Narinder notices some very odd behaviour from Belphy. He can't say what exactly it is, but it bothers him. But no matter how often he decides to trail them when they go out, they seem to always be a step ahead of him, greeting him with a sweet smile and going home with him before he could even get a rough glance of anything the lamb was doing. Whenever he asks questions Belphy smoothly avoids them or tells him not to worry about it, that everything is fine and nothing's out of the ordinary. Narinder can't help but get a bit scared, though. Because as nice and sweet as the lamb is, whatever they hide, he knows they must hide something, must be horrifying.

But one day, on the day he finds out. This time he wasn't even trailing Belphy, he was just out on a walk of his own when he suddenly heard a scream. He hid behind the corner and glanced into the back ally, having never seen something so horrifying before. In the ally was a bloodbath, Belphy in the middle of it, surrounded by two or three gruesomely mutilated corpses. Belphy licked the blood off their hand with a terrifyingly satisfied smile as the black knife in their other hand turned into a black snake with only a red eye as a face and curled around their arm, conveniantly hidden under the fleece. Confused by the transformation of the knife-snake they looked at their arm "Hmm? What was that for? I'm not done yet." As they look up again their eyes meet Narinders and Narinders blood runs cold as he freezes. His heart beats up and almost out of his chest as Belphys smile softens and they walk torwards him, covered in blood. The closer Belphy gets, the faster and louder Narinders heart beats as he squeezes his eyes shut.

Despite his expectations Belphy just gently cups his face, pulls his head down to their height and leans their forehead against his. They gently caress him and with a soft and gentle voice they attempt to soothe him, telling him that everything is okay, that he is okay and that he doesnt have to be scared. They tell him to breathe. To Narinders own surprise this works unexpectedly well and he manages to steady his breathing and calm down a little, however once he can move again he moves away from Belphy, opening his eyes only for a glare as his fear turns to fury. Narinder hisses not to touch him.

Belphy smiles and puts their hands in the air to show they're not a threat, the snake, now more exposed, stares at Narinder. When Narinder demands answers, Belphy complies with no hesitation.

They tell him that the snake found Belphy several years ago, not too long after their first encounter with Narinder. It said it needed blood and if Belphy provides it'll help them in turn too. So as proof it turned into a black crown with its red eye in the middle, its true form it said, and sat on Belphys head, healing every wound as good as it could it its weakened state. Once Belphy agreed to do it the crown now turned into a combat knife. Belphy only ever kills adults. When they first killed they let out all their pain and sorrows, following the crown's advice to make it easier, and as a result they came to like it. Torturing and killing adults, the ones that made their life so horrible in the first place. Now these despicable creatures are at their mercy as they scream and cry in pain, just like the lamb did too, before taking their lifes at last. Over the years they also grew fond of the taste of their victim's blood and flesh, what once was a necessity now was a guilty pleasure, allthough, they added, they cannot stand the smell.

Belphy reassures Narinder, who is a mix of heavily disturbed and (for reasons he doesnt quite understand) somewhat unfazed, that they won't ever harm him, the other children and his siblings, not now and not when they're all grown. They also make him promise to please not tell anyone, not even his siblings, before suggesting he can help them if he'd like.

With that Narinder is now Belphys partner in crime. He did come with them on a few massacres, he calls it that because of how messy Belphy is, and whilst he's still somewhat disturbed, mainly by Belphy's cannibalistic tendencies and a level of merciless sadism he didn't expect of them considering their sweet and gentle demeanour, he can't help but admit that he also bears a deep rooted spite for adults and that this is a great way to vent all this pain, it made him discover he might also be more sadistic than he thought. Maybe murder for fun was okay and not just a necessity.

Yet all of this still bothered him. Deep inside he was not only scared of Belphy but also himself. Shamura noticed Narinder's off behaviour and after weeks, maybe months, of observing him they finally asked what's going on. Narinder's deep trust in Shamura makes him forget about the promise he made and so he tells the everything. Everything about Belphy, the murders, his own sadistic tendencies, his fears and worries about all of this. Shamura didn't say much about it. They just held him close as he spoke.

It took less than a day for Belphy to find out. They're not happy. And Narinder is going to feel the consequences of a broken promise. Some cuts and bruises, maybe a broken bone or two, but nothing more than a severed finger. They care too much about him to do more. They cant bring themself to do more. So this'll do. It should teach Narinder to keep a promise next time.

They did it. They hurt him. As much as they hate seeing him scared, him accepting their embrace for comfort afterwards was very nice, considering how often he told them to not touch him. Maybe they'll ask the crown to heal Narinder, the message they wanted to send seemed to arrive so there's no need for him to be in even more pain.

AND THATS ALL I HAVE FOR NOW :D Thank you so much reading through this! If you have any questions about the AU and characters etc, feel free to ask!!

[fishsticksloser]

Hi, I know you probably have a lot of asks to go through so you don't have to do this one, but how would the turtles react if they started dating their significant other who's secretly a foot clan spy. And as soon as they catch feelings and don't want to do it anymore they're exposed as a spy to the turtles. Real Meg and Herc type situation.

Foot Clan Spy

RotTMNT x gn!reader

Warnings: mutual pining, betrayal, angst, fluff if you squint, short

A/N: if I get demanded to go to bed one more time... >:[ /j

Donnie

Devistated

He'll hide it and he hides it quite well

He trusted you

He had feelings for you

Then it turns out you were part of the foot clan?

You were sent to spy on him and his brothers?

When you're outed, Donnie can't look at you

He feels betrayed

He feels like everything between you is a lie

When he does finally look at you

His heart breaks

The look of pain, fear, sadness

He swore right then and there he'd help you get away from the foot clan

Leo

Also absolutely devistated

But he doesn't hide it

He'll grip his sword tighter

And watch you as you're found out

But the look on your face when you're said to be a foot clan spy breaks his heart

He wants to run over to you, tell you everything will be fine

Leo tells himself that he's going to steal you away

Protect you from the foot clan

Mikey

He can't believe it

Muttering how this must be wrong

It must be a different person with the same name

He looks at you and sees the fear and sadness in your eyes

Mikey's heart aches

He watches you mouth that you didn't want this

He goes nuts, swearing to help you

To plan your escape

To help you find a normal life

To keep you safe

Raph

Heart broken

How could you?

Spying on his family...

He feels like he's failed

He should've known

It's his job to protect them and he couldn't

Raph's heart is shattered

It takes him a very long time to see you again

Mikey is the one who convinced him

When you explain, you bet this man is gonna help you escape

[icarusredwings]

You asked, you shall receive. @exuberantocean

🌘Sleepy Doctor Head Canons 🌒

(And more)

♤ 9 barley ever sleeps when he has companions. He'd try to sleep the bare minimum that he could, hence why he was so tired as 10.

♤ 9 will lay with you if you asked, but you're hilarious if you think he's going to sleep. He has too much to think about, and if he falls asleep, there's a chance of grusome nightmares. Yeah, it's not happening, mate, sorry.

♤ When he does sleep its ussually sitting upright. The TARDIS has scolded him multiple times for dozing off while literally standing. He just crosses his arms and nods off like someone's uncle at a boring cookout.

♤ He slept a little more when it was just Rose and Him, but was far too nervous to let her near him when he was asleep in fear he'd hurt her from bad dreams. (He's strangled companions in the past and would be devistated if he did that to her.)

☆10 is a sleepy boy. He doesn't sleep as much as 12 or 14, but he definitely does try to get at least SOME sleep every day(night)

☆If for some reason he can't sleep that long for multiple days in a row, he becomes cranky. He needs at least 4 out of the 24 hours per day, He likes 6 every night (specifically if they're on earths clock) from 2 am to 8 am. Sometimes, he will sleep 8 if he's really tired, but often doesn't because he's far too busy or energetic.

☆ 10 likes sleeping with companions (OI! Knock it off, you nasty animals! Don't make me spray you.) This being said, Rose is definitely his favorite, and she is the only one he feels comfortable with being actually asleep.

☆ Meaning if Rose is not around? You will not catch him deep sleeping. He doesn't trust himself to fully sleep around others yet. He doesn't close off the cuddle pile, though, so anyone can join. As long as Rose is there to calm him if something goes sideways in his head.

☆ He really likes curling up and his hair being played with until he falls asleep. The second you stop stroking his head back cheeks, he likes anywhere, really. He wakes up and whines and asks why'd you stop.

♧ 11 is like trying to get.. well.. an 11 year old to go to sleep. It's going to take some work and some bribing. He's a "naps add up" kind of guy rather than a full term.

♧ Will he sleep in front of others? Yes. Will he also purposly stay up all night so that he doesn't have to chance a nightmare? Yes. Do I see him taking naps with Rory in random sitting upright chairs with his arms crossed and his fez tilted down? Also, yes.

♧ 11 much rather go Go GO than go to bed. When he does actually sleep in a bed, it's usually fully clothed so he can jump up if needed. Stuffies are optional but appreciated.

♧ If your goal is to tire him out for bed? Good luck. The only person who can successfully get him to go to bed is River, and even then, that's only if she plays with his hair and promises to him nothing will happen if he dozes off for an hour or two. That she'll "Watch the universe" for him. When he asks what will happen, she just smiles and says "Spoilers, sweetie. Spoilers."

◇ Despite the fact he jumped out the bedroom window the second anyone wasn't watching him, 12 has come to learn to like beds and sleeps like a mideval peasent whos been struck by plauge.

◇ He snores loudly, breaths heavily, grunts, rolls, kicks, you name it, he does it, but he sleeps with his mouth open, so most times he keeps water near him if hes in a bed. If he's in a chair upright, his snores are much quiter. Maybe it's because he's older, maybe it's because when he nods off, it's more of a passing out rather than a willing thing, so he never gets too deep into the RIM cycle.

◇ He claims that he doesn't enjoy touching or hugging, that he's "not that kind of person," but you can catch him hugging pillows as if they were people he once knew..

◇ If you're really lucky and he's having a bad time, he might ask you to sleep in the same bed with him, but don't expect to be cuddled rather than stared at the entire night.

◇The only person who has succeeded in cuddles is probably Missy, and it was by force. Missy likes her cuddles. (Maayybbee Clara, but he's kind of afraid of crushing her. Time Lords are heavy, you know.)

◇ 12 nods off like a grandpa in church after 2:15 pm. but not nearly as much as 14, and never mid conversation. Mid movie though? Always.

◇If he's having a hard time getting to sleep, he'll litsen to 80s rock.

♡ 13 gets anxious when asked to sleep. She had 20 years' worth of sleep already from Prison. She doesn't want to sleep any time soon. Bunk beds are not cool anymore.

♡ Much like 11, she would rather not sleep unless she has too and would prefer moving on and pushing through then sleeping. She can leave sleep for the next one (which she did)

♡ You can often find her staying up tinkering for multiple nights until she physically crashes while there's a tool in her hand and WHOOPS there goes the TARDIS!! Now something is on fire, but oh well. She'll be fine.

♡ 13 ADORES cuddling and holding hands while laying down. Just don't ask her to go to sleep or else she will become worrisome. She is the type of incarnation that needs to relax enough to fall asleep on her own, without prompt or mention of going to sleep. Yaz has gotten her to fall asleep a few times, and after that, it's cat laws. No moving allowed.

● As mentioned before, 14 is always nodding off in random places. The Noble's entire property is a big spot with the label "SAFE FOR SLEEPING" on it, whether it be the couch with Wilf, in a rocking chair, the kitchen chairs, the lawn chairs outside, up in his room in the attic, hell sometimes you'll catch him on the floor in Rosie's room.

● They *were* talking about homework and UNIT, but he got mid way through a story and passed out on the carpet in which Rosie put a weighted blanket on him and gave him some stuffed animals she made. This is usually how it goes. If he falls asleep anywhere but his own room, he can almost always wake up to a blanket on him (or his coat on him) and at least one plushie.

● About once a week, its not rare for Sylvia to come down in the morning and see him sleeping at the kitchen table in his robe, For Donna to find him snoring on the couch with Wilfred and make a joke about 'which one is grandad?' Or for Shaun to come home only to see a man cuddled up with his wife in their bed. At this point, he doesn't even mind it, just joins right in.

"Night terrors again?"

"Ooh.. yeah, Sorry. He just sort of crawled in."

"Like Rose used too?"

"Exactly like that. But if he comes tellin' me he threw up, I might slap him."

"Well, scoot over, This is my bed too innut?"

●The nighbors used to be concerned about an alien living in Donna's attic, but now they just adore him and give Donna a ring if they get too worried. Bassically, the whole neighborhood is on Doctor Duty. He aint dying on their watch.

"y'ello?"

"Ohh, Hello Donna."

"Hello Marjorie... is this about the doctor?"

"Oh yes Im sorry, I know you said he's alright, but it's been almost 5 hours, and he hasn't budged an inch."

"Alright, one second- OI!! GET UP AND GET YER ARSE INSIDE! YOU'RE SCARING THE NEIGHBORS AGAIN!"

And that's usually when he startles awake and is forced into the house. If he doesn't wake up from that, he gets a slap. If that doesn't wake him up, 15 is called to take care of it.

● Thursdays, he is especially tired because therapy causes him emotional disregulation, and crying that much can make someone tired.

(These specifc Head canons portrayed in "The Man in the Attic" On Ao3)

■ Take one look at this man and tell me if you think he sleeps on a regular schedule or not. The awnser is No. When 15 does sleep, it's either a long time for 1 day or short amounts for multiple days. No in between.

■ He likes sleeping somewhere cozy and dimmed with orange/ yellow lights. I can see him snoozing in the memory Tardis with Ruby. He also goes stargazing with Ruby and sometimes nods off after a few hours of that but him in a bed? Never.

■ Sometimes, he pops by to nap with 14 because what's more therapeutic than cuddling yourself? Can't be snuck up on and attacked if there's an angry red head downstairs willing to fight the ToyMaster himself if he decided to try and wake up her dear friends the Doctor.

■ He enjoys sleeping with someone he knows well enough not to kill him/ will protect him if someone tries. This list so far invovles Ruby, Mel, Himself, (and Rouge if he didn't immediately dip out), possibly Rose if Donna allows it. (Hes kinda scared of her)

[genderkoolaid]

The notions that transmascs are invisible BC we pass and stealth or worse, that it's fine because GNC women "have an easier time" are genuinely so devistating as a narrative to us transmascs who can't pass or transition how we want. The idea that I'm privilleged BC my lack of access to hrt has me read in public as a cis woman that I should be glad of it in some way, is so isolating

LITERALLY

it's also this insane. gaslighting? Where we're told that we all pass as cis men super easy so we're privileged. But then we're also told that GNC women don't have it "as bad", so if we DON'T pass we're still privileged because no one cares about us dressing masc as women. And we're told that GNC trans men are either privileged because theyre read as gender conforming women or that they can't be affected by things like transmisogny because they're AFAB, even if they are passing, because it doesn't matter what bigots think it only matters what your REAL identity (/genitals) is. AND we're told that we can always use our ''AFAB privilege'' to get sympathy, but then we are also told that passing as cis men gives us privilege, so we are both privileged for being able to be read as women AND being able to be read as men. There's always another reason why ''TMEs" will never be as oppressed as ''TMAs'' even if they completely contradict the others & even if they rely on this idea that how impacted you are by bigotry relies on this philosophical Actual Truth of your identity & AGAB (only lesbians can be affected by lesbophobia, so if you stop identifying as a lesbian you can no longer claim to be affected even if nothing's actually changed because of your True Identity) instead of your actual daily experiences.

[painted-bees]

Bee: Look at my silly lil guys please thank you they're so silly!

also Bee: **drops devistating psychological lore**

if u can't handle them at their **devastating psychological lore**, you don't deserve them at their "silly lil guys"

[tohjwcc]

No one understands how stupidly sad and devistated I am that Yaz and Sammy only had each other's contact names as their names and their names only. No heart. No cutely cutie cute pet names or whatever. ONLY "Sammy" and "Yaz". WHAT THE FREAKING HECK. That's so heartbreaking. But my hopes are still high for later seasons, cuz Ben threw their phones in the water + they were already soaked and not usable, so when they fix new phones and put their numbers in their phones again, they BETTER have something more and better than just their names.

Now I get why, cuz their relationship wasn't at its highest for the past 14 months (probably a bit more), so it's not NOT understandable. So now when they're back on track, and they're back to normal ish, I hope they put more effort in naming each other.

[lixxen]

how did clay and the other putt putt trolls handled viva newfound feralness?

The timeline for Viva being feral is weird; she became feral within probably a year and a half of going missing (feralness can come quick if the troll is in enough distress within isolation). So she wasn't gone too long. She disappeared a good half year after making the putt putts (she was trying to find Poppy and the village y'know?). She also constantly disappears for a bit when things get too rough.

Anyways.

Since she wasn't gone for too long, they at first were just happy she was alive.

Clay knew exactly what it meant when she came back feral. Clay felt sad and a little broken hearted. His best friend was now feral and he hated seeing her like that at first. He took it as he failed personally like he did with Branch. But he did his best to give her space and comfort throughout the time of her settling back in

So, to give spoilers for the next chapter and context for what I'm about to say: Meadow is a main character for Viva and Clay's story. She is the only other OC than John Dory's husband. Viva found her egg during the escape and took it with her. Meadow hatched right after they got to the putt putt course and attached to Clay and Viva. Their story is centered around them taking care of her and Viva going feral.

Meadow didn't really... Understand. One of her parents (Viva and Clay are technically her parents by adoption, but they're not in a relationship) disappeared and came back different when she was young. It didn't effect Meadow except it made her more quiet and she picked up some of Viva's feral tendencies along with Clay's habits. Meadow has the patience of a saint because of her parents

The putt putts though, were devistated. Most of the putt putts are around Clay to John Dory's age. A lot we're older children or teenagers who got disconnected. A ton of kids who couldn't make it on time. So they have a big solidarity together. They were terrified of Viva going missing and when she came back feral they all pretty much shifted their whole way of working to fit her. She was their leader and they cared about her a lot. They started to treat her more like how they treated Clay on his bad days until she was stable again

[jetsteelyourheart]

My top 5 Crackships

Inspired by my top 5 8 characters thing going around, I want you all to vote on your favorite of my Top 5 Questionable Rare pairs

I will be providing excuses reasoning excuses below the poll, so if you feel like roasting me properly seeing my justifications, do that - or don't!

And remember, they're fictional characters, so it costs nothing to be normal about this and have fun

*Not all of these are controversial, but those that are? watch out!

Excuses:

Zuki:

If you follow me then you know I'm an OG Zutara fan, but on the rare occasions I'm feeling Cannon Compliant, Zuki is my go too ship. This has all to do with the comics, where basically Zuko's only confidant is Suki and you get wild panels of them looking at each other like this:

I was devistated when Korra came out and it seemed like Sokka and Suki didn't last, but if the above is why, then I'll take it.

Stobin:

I am going to get so much flack for this one I think. BUT. Consider: The cannon ships in the show are generally not well written. I like Hopper/Joyce, I like Max/Lucas, but Nancy/Jonathan and especially Mike/Eleven do literally nothing for me, they are so bland. I do see the irony that one of the things that makes Stobin well written is because its one sided on Steve's part because Robin is gay. But their interactions are literally the reason to watch the show if you ask me. Pushing past these excuses though, I just kinda dig the ship. In my head its an open poly situation for certain, but sexuality is so wild and fluid and weird, and Gold Star status is gatekeepy at best anyway, so like, why the fuck not. I had a great aunt who had an open marriage with a gay man, (big beard behavior) and they had kids and did everything together. Its like... Platonic soulmates + if you will. And that's what I want for Stobin. Platonic soulmates + and a big ole polycule surrounding them. Or maybe its just my incoherent bisexual ass talking

(If I could put fan-art with the polycule in it I would but I wouldn't repost someones art like that... so I'm stuck with cannon images)

Zacknei:

No one has played this game. When people think Zack, they either ship Cloud or Aerith, and honestly I ship both those as well (though ClAerTi will always be my top for them). But I love Cissnei. She has big Sydney Sage energy for me, and all of Zack's emotional beats in the second half of the game surround her (...or cloud) not Aerith (just for the record). Also if you join all the fanclubs and work hard you get invited to your own fanclub and I'm pretty sure there's evidence that Cissnei is the president which is hilarious. I just love their interactions and was DEVASTATED at the end. Analytical Girl & PuppyDogHimbo is a beautiful ship dynamic. Also Rick Gomez will always be my Zack Fair VA. I hate the new guy so much (and its not his fault!! Sorry man!)

Aquarella:

So the section is really short. But my god. Cinderella and Aqua have the most chemistry of any character in that game series bar none. I'm including Riku and Sora in this. I'm including Roxas and Axel. Ok, not really this is not the hill I want to die on. BUT. At least in Birth By Sleep, this is the emotional high-point. Aqua taking her hand like a gentleman at a ball? The way Aqua saves Cinderella from getting run over by her demonic carriage??? The way she lovingly protects Cindy's body with hers? Did you see Prince whats his face doing any of that ? NO. And then. If Aqua were a guy everyone would've seen it when this game came out (but I guess gay people weren't invented until 2015 or whatever.

look how devastated Aqua is when Cinderella goes to Charming at the end. IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN THEM.

Sorayla:

I really do like Raylum, but this is a poll on my hot take rare-pairs, not cannon compliance. Let me start off by saying, no, I haven't seen this season yet, it only came out twelve hours ago whats wrong with you? This pair grew on me starting in Season 4 after the time skip. I think it goes along side my preoccupation with tough smart girls and their dumbass golden retriever himbos. They have a nice trajectory, and with Callum going a lil dark and edgy on us recently, I like their banter a lot. Especially in Season 4 I was surprised by them and I crave more adventures with the two of them alone. I don't think it will ever happen, but I like it none the less. They bring a certain... Sokka & Suki vibe to the party that I'm here for.

Anyway, I tag @ebbilayart @retiredficwriter & anyone who decides to do it!

And if no one feels like setting themselves up as a target, that's good too!

[tryfonpeixes]

a smallidarity wip i might never finish

Joel breathes in slowly. He breathes out.

There's something so surreal about the feeling of making it. Of finally being free. Of working so hard and everything falling into place like planned. Everyone always dreads failure-- but nobody ever expects winning. Winning feels disappointing sometimes, when you expect to lose. Joel's just glad that he couldn't feel farther from that right now.

Why does everybody talk of the calm before the storm? What about the calm after the storm? What about the time where everyone celebrates surviving the storm? The slow times to build on a new foundation and learn from your old mistakes?

Joel breathes in slowly. He holds his breath.

Jimmy wonders what Joel is thinking about. Maybe about fear? The feeling of standing in the city and seeing buildings loom over you? The devistating feeling you get for a fraction of a second when something you like breaks? The feeling of your key jamming in the door lock?

Or maybe he's thinking about flowers. Maybe he's thinking about the way that flowers rest on trees, and blossom in bushes. Maybe he's thinking about how nice they smell? Maybe about all the greens and yellows. Jimmy glances around the room he's in. There are rows of green flowers lining the walkway.

Jimmy holds his breath.

Joel breathes out.

Joel walks down the hall, nervously. He keeps his head up, though. He holds a bouquet of flowers in his hands. They're yellow.

Joel turns around the corner, into a large hall. There's a walkway, lined with green flowers. At the end of the walkway, an altar, Jimmy, and a priest. His gaze softens, as he walks down the walkway. His heels click against the ground.

On either side of the walkway are people. They're standing, watching him expecting. Some in awe, some not. Jimmy looks as if he's about to cry. Joel's pretty close to crying himself.

[whywouldyoudothistua]

of all the things i thought tua s4 would do making me an active tumblr user is not one of them, but jesus theres so much I need to say i've always disliked how they did Lila's character but they absolutely desttroyed her this season they introduced her in such a weird way where it was so clear they just needed a poc for diego to fall in love with but then also acted like she was experiencing no racism in 1960s usa they then center her ENTIRE charcater about her being in love with diego, she literally kidnaps him to be with him and then ?? ?this??? she's reduced to someone who dislikes being a mom which is like the laziest trope you can write for a woman bc also a genuine "maybe i wasnt in love w the first man i spoke 3 sentances to during my lifelong imprisonment by the commission and having a bunch of kids w him is not what i want" plotline would've been good but no its just the basic "woman want kid but kid hard, now husband no care and woman sad. oh wait man care again, now woman happy and kid easy" plotline and then instead of talking abuot ANY OF THAT they just center her entire character around A DIFFERENT MAN. THAT IS TWICE HER AGE AND FUCKED HER KIDNAPPER MOM i cant handle this nonsense edit: i actually blacked out season 3 lila entirely writing this the first time THEY DID HER SO DIRTY THERE TO, they bring her back as being fucking devistated diego left her to the point she cant function after knowing this man for fucking?? a week?? and then have her entire storyline be abt pretending to have his kid and then when they're like "oh jk she was messing w him" they go "oh jk JK tho cuz she is pregnant" LET HER HAVE A SINGLE GODDAMN PLOTLINE NOT RELATED TO THIS MAN

[lullabyes22-blog]

jinx going to silco "man it's like so nice having a sister who like actually gets me this time. You know? Some I can share secrets with, someone who's there for me when im bit too crazy. Like if anything happened to them I'd be just devistated. So devistated I might like blow up half of piltover and zaun in grief and just not care who gets hurt in the crossfire! But of course they're around me almost all the time to keep them safe so no one needs to worry, at least I hope so!" Silco then rushes to find sevika asap...

Silco: *panting as he flags down Sevika* "No... murder... tonight."

Sevika: "But I was just about to toss 'em in the Pilt."

*muffled shrieks and thumps from the trunk of an automobile*

[tinkstrr]

I haven't been able to write out lore for my darksiders stuff bc of just general burnout but!

As I'm rewriting everything I'm thinking about how death and life Meet. I've said they've met purely by coincidence in a forest somewhere but

I have an idea that death and a few other nephilim scouts find some entrance to reincarnation [Since every realm the Auyriim had access to had to have some enterance] while in another realm for "diplomatic reasons".They get caught. They're brought upon the high priestess [who was lifes Mentor before her time] by Auyriim sentinels to be determined of what should be done with them.

Younger death and the others are slightly beaten up just because I feel he was a little more hard-headed when he was young and put up a bit of a fight. He spots Life standing next to the high priestess as they look down on the Nephilim, pondering on what to do. Death is curious about her while life is more of "Why do they look like that?" Even though she's seen plenty of different kinds of races.

The high priestess decides she'll let them go, but on the proposal of meeting with Absalom to discuss diplomatic relations between the two races [one that would not be respected, Obviously.] During said meeting, Death finally had a good look at life and her features. He concluded that she wasn't Fully Auyriim, since alot of her features differed from her people.She seemed more "human", or more like himself.

The Auyriim served the nephilim for some time, giving their resources and weapons crafted by their own ancient material, things they never really needed to do since they were a peaceful race. One that grew crops,raised cattle, and crafted jewelry.

Death was one of the Nephilim who was assigned to reincarnation. Mainly to make sure things were going smoothly and the never discussed "Quota" was met. Over that time, he would often have to be around life because she had become the high priestess after some time during the relations. She didn't like him at first since he was almost at her side CONSTANTLY. She found him crude and arrogant, and death found her stuck up. They only began to like each other when death had pissed her off so much they began to spar.

Never had someone so different from his race be able to really meet him at his level, especially someone who's never fought before. From that moment, they became closer. Of course, after life taught him some humility and manners.

Only after what seemed to be nearly 200 years of Diplomacy, the nephilim had enough of the Auyriim and decided they would strip the realm of their resources. After an unforseen invasion, they left the realm in ruin, and the majority of the population had died.

Life was left to salvage what was left of her home by connecting herself to their tree of life/Origin. Usually, those who would have done this would've died completely by giving their soul to the tree. But since life had angel DNA due to Raphael, she went into a comatose after connecting to the tree. She only wakes up when her realm fully heals from such devistation, corruption was destroyed, and with humanity being restored.

[isnt-it-pretty]

20 questions for writers

I was tagged by @comfort-questing! Thank you, this was fun.

1. How many works do you have on AO3?

Currently 55

2. What's your total AO3 word count?

576,498! That's over six years of posting

3. What fandoms do you write for?

I've written for many! Currently I have active WIPs for Genshin Impact, Tamora Pierce, Persona 5, and Demon Slayer. (I also have a couple unposted for Mistborn)

4. What are your top 5 fics by kudos?

By Only a Flicker (FMA)

Into Darkness and Howling (Genshin)

Maelstrom (Demon Slayer)

Pray to Blades of Grass (Genshin)

Fingernails the Colour of Rust (Genshin)

5. Do you respond to comments? Why or why not?

I try to! Sometimes I miss some but in general I try to. It encourages involvement, which I love. Fandom as a community is really important to me.

6. What's the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

Hmmm okay so. I'm going to list a few because I can't decide because they're all very specific.

Fragile Things isn't really an angsty ending, per se, but it isn't happy. You know that long term it isn't going to get any better. Xiao is still chronically ill; Collei is still terminally ill. They have each other but that doesn't change the circumstances.

A Dream of a Memory (Genshin Impact) is Hurt No Comfort because it's a prequel so idk if that counts

Still Too Similar (Tamora Pierce) is a modern take on a canon death, which I'm also not sure counts because it's based off canon.

7. What's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

It's probably between The Sea That's Painted Black and Pray to Blades of Grass

8. Do you get hate on fics?

Nope! I don't think I ever have but I wouldn't really be bothered if I did. I'd just delete the comment.

9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind?

Once! It was kinda angsty, kinda sweet. I write smut like a wealthy Edwardian woman who would die if somebody so much as said an annotomically correct word.

10. Do you write crossovers? What's the craziest one you've written?

No I haven't but I've seen some great ones.

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?

Sort of? There is a person who was inspired by my work and wrote theirs without credit (which is whatever, it's all fic) but they paraphrase plagarized my first chapter, which was devistated. It made me stop writing for a couple weeks because it just killed my desire.

12. Have you ever had a fic translated?

Yeah! Several into Russian, and then a couple other languages.

13. Have you ever co-written a fic before?

None currently posted but I did with @currentlylurking when we were younger! And I've helped my friends as a sounding board for fics for years. I just don't have time to co-write, sadly.

14. What's your all-time favourite ship?

I don't really have an all time favourite. Currently I write a lot of cynonari/tighcyno from Genshin Impact, which I love, but I think my oldest ships are Alex/Thom and Numair/Thom from Tamora Pierce? So that might count more.

15. What's a WIP you want to finish, but doubt you ever will?

*Sigh* at this point? Probably Into Darkness and Howling. I love the fic and the concept, but the general discourse around the character ruined any writing of him for me. Everybody gets so mad about characterization and localization that even if the fic never got any complaints I'm just not comfortable attempting. Also the popularity of it really scary even if the character wasn't contentious. There's too many expectations of it now.

16. What are your writing strengths?

My ideas are amazing. I come up with great canon divergent AUs.

17. What are your writing weaknesses?

Sometimes it feels like everything lol. Spelling is definitely my worst, you just can't tell since I use a beta reader and spellcheck. Characterization and making my characters unique in thoughts and dialogue can also be a struggle.

18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language for a fic?

I haven't done it but I like it when it's done well! I think you have to intersperse it with the original languague of the fic and make sure it contextually makes sense without needing a translation.

19. First fandom you wrote for?

Technically Tamora Pierce in an old notebook but officially my first works were Soul Eater. (They were really really bad)

20. Favourite fic you've ever written?

I like a lot of them but Fragile Things is held close to my heart.

I'm tagging @faelynny @currentlylurking @marcellebelle @lavenders-writing @clementinecoastline no pressure to do it though!