the funniest thing about merthur is that they literally do all the fanfic things people would make them do,,,,, like what do you mean merlin gets injured and arthur goes apeshit is canon? hmm what do you mean they literally sleep near each other to 'keep warm'
like these mfers are just bouncing around camelot in a hamster ball made of tropes and i EAT IT UP every time
could we get some uhhhhh- strider x reader cuddling headcanons? (dave and dirk separately).
gonna finally actually get to work chat... thank you all for waiting for me to do these, and I'm really sorry to those i kept waiting. I love y'all and I hope you enjoy the food!
DAVE STRIDER
it really depends on the day which spoon he is. If he had a hard or rough day, you should count on him just... laying on you, clinging to you like a koala on a tree. But if he had a good or overall a day without you, rough or not he'll have you just lay on top of him.
He like to feel the pressure on your body resting on his. the weight gives him comfort, and the fact he knows its YOU? god just slap the title of happiest man on earth on his ass.
He never tells you when he had a rough day, you are able to simply just assume. He doesn't lay fully on you, but an arm and occasionally a leg will be on you. but if you reciprocate with playing with his hair???? oh boy, all of his body weight is going on you (he's laying on you... in a non-sexual manner)
DIRK STRIDER
He's a little more solid than his brother, being primarily a big spoon.
He feels much more comfortable holding you, because then he can just look down and see he's not physically alone anymore. He finally has someone.
Similar to his bro, he feels comfort from your weight on top of him. it reminds him you exist and you just simply existing in his life makes him feel about.. 89% more safe.
Y'all actually put a loving on my calder headcanons.... I feel honored you guys like them that much golly...