#things...

[thankstothe]

[pynkhues]

https://www.tumblr.com/pynkhues/776764670799478784/https64mediatumblrcom8a3bca1c94d1b68c2f8ad4b?source=share

Seriously, look at that thing. It’s like he comes with a built-in corset.

Hahaha, I don't know! It's just a thing unto itself in a lot of ways, haha. This does give me the chance though to re-share a cap I have saved in my fic-writing folder for mmm, smut reference, I guess? So enjoy! (And I guess know it's partial inspiration for part 3 of Dog-Less, haha).

[kiwiplaetzchen]

Dear Nosy, 

Yes, you're getting a letter too... although I don't know if your niffler dad will read it to you or if you've somehow managed to read the human language by now. Admittedly, it would make you even more remarkable than you already are <3 

Your present, however, is in the care of Sebastian. We both know very well that I can't entrust you with a bottle of *golden* fairy dust without running the risk of you bathing in that stuff. The fairy dust makes you fly, little Niffler. I heard you quite enjoyed the flight the other day. 

Have a lovely festive season, sweet little naughty.

Triggered by the flapping of the wings, Nosy looked up. It seemed like he would face the winged menace once more, but the Niffler was prepared for an epic showdown! This time, victory would be his!

He glared at the fowl. Nosy would end her, just like that green, bloody fool! But lo and behold, the owl dropped a mere piece of paper and flew away, leaving Nosy dumbfounded.

Nosy hopped around in frustration and shook his tiny fists at the retreating bird. Fine! Nosy won this round yet again! SWEET VICTORY! Take that, you bootless flying chicken! The little menace huffed through his nose.

Nosy's attention then switched back to the letter. The Niffler smelled the piece of paper and began to tear the envelope apart. No sweets inside - how disappointing. Nosy sighed, his dreams of sugary delights shattered. Yet, amidst his sorrow, a spark of realisation struck.

Sebastian and the pretty-but-inferior red-head always messed with such stiff sheets! Determined, Nosy honked a triumphant honk – this parchment was his ticket to glory to sweets! Nosy will just bring the paper to his companion! Yes!

With his bum wiggling in anticipation, Nosy tucked the useless piece of paper into his belly pouch and waddled off, like a hero on a mission, dreaming of the grand treat Sebastian would surely bestow upon him for delivering such a valuable gift! For being such a good companion! The best companion! Oh, what kind of treat would it be? The suspense wiggled Nosy's bum even more. Onward! 

[starrynightsxo]

y'all ever glitch and keep re-liking the same posts and then being like "oh wait, I've seen this like 5 times before" and then do it 10 minutes later or is it just me?

[a-smol-bean]

grahhhhh found a new hyper fixation song

[hashtag-bitch]

Big. Meaty. Paws.

[sioltach]

Switching between these every day

[victusinveritas]

[soloh]

I hate when I say things like "oh I want an ipod classic but with bluetooth so I can use wireless headphones" and some peanut comes in and replies with "so a smartphone with spotify?" No. I want a 160GB+ rectangular monstrosity where I can download every version of every song I want to it and it does nothing except play music and I don't need a data connection and don't have to pay a subscription to not have ads and don't have popups suggesting terrible AI playlists all over the menus.

Gimme the clicky wheel and song titles like "My Chemical Romance- The Black Parade- Blood (Bonus Track)- secret track- album rip- high quality"

[qqchurch]

[the-future-is-chrome]

the neurodivergent experience:

20% of the time: wowwieee!!! i love my passions and interests!!!!! they make me so happy i want to jump up and down!!!!! weee!!!!!!! :3333333333

80% of the time: this mind is a prison

[just-french-me-up]

'ao3 needs a like and dislike button'

what you need, my algorithm-rotten minded friend, is a grip

[yekokataa]

do you guys know about the internet roadtrip? right now somewhere between 500 and 900 people are collectively 'driving' a car on google street view trying to make it to canada. it's fun i recommend it

[shortlesbian]

[drumlincountry]

If your life is horrible and you need a new source of meaning and direction.... Do NOT find religion. Learn to identify plants.