#this is a sick joke

[chronically3mpty]

Managed to get a full nights sleep for the first time in weeks and tell me why it feels so much worse than the 2-4 hours I’ve been getting?

[robertsbarbie]

YOURE JOKING THAT THE LIGHTNING MCQUEEN CROCS ARE IN STOCK A SIZE BELOW MINE YOURE JOKING

[puppysynonym]

HALP SOME1 HALPP I WAHSED MY HAIR WITH BODY WASH AND NOW ITS SO DRY IT SQUEAKS WHEN I FINGER COMB IT HALLLP

[sara-woso]

bethany and rose are both out

🙂🔫

[bisexualreginaldpeters]

its been TWO YEARS?!??!!!???

[juvian]

Me : I don’t have money 😭

The universe : here’s something you’ve been looking for FOR YEARS how fun !

[spookridjer]

Spent the whole week trying to catch my period so I didn’t bleed onto my underwear just to get it while sleeping

[inkskinned]

probably time for this story i guess but when i was a kid there was a summer that my brother was really into making smoothies and milkshakes. part of this was that we didn't have AC and couldn't afford to run fans all day so it was kind of important to get good at making Cool Down Concoctions.

we also had a patch of mint, and he had two impressionable little sisters who had the attitude of "fuck it, might as well."

at one point, for fun, this 16 year old boy with a dream in his eye and scientific fervor in heart just wanted to see how far one could push the idea of "vanilla mint smoothie". how much vanilla extract and how much mint can go into a blender before it truly is inedible.

the answer is 3 cups of vanilla extract, 1/2 cup milk alternative, and about 50 sprigs (not leaves, whole spring) of mint. add ice and the courage of a child. idk, it was summer and we were bored.

the word i would use to describe the feeling of drinking it would maybe be "violent" or perhaps, like. "triangular." my nose felt pristine. inhaling following the first sip was like trying to sculpt a new face. i was ensconced in a mesh of horror. it was something beyond taste. for years after, i assumed those commercials that said "this is how it feels to chew five gum" were referencing the exact experience of this singular viscous smoothie.

what's worse is that we knew our mother would hate that we wasted so much vanilla extract. so we had to make it worth it. we had to actually finish the drink. it wasn't "wasting" it if we actually drank it, right? we huddled around outside in the blistering sun, gagging and passing around a single green potion, shivering with disgust. each sip was transcendent, but in a sort of non-euclidean way. i think this is where i lost my binary gender. it eroded certain parts of me in an acidic gut ecology collapse.

here's the thing about love and trust: the next day my brother made a different shake, and i drank it without complaint. it's been like 15 years. he's now a genuinely skilled cook. sometimes one of the three of us will fuck up in the kitchen or find something horrible or make a terrible smoothie mistake and then we pass it to each other, single potion bottle, and we say try it it's delicious. it always smells disgusting. and then, cerimonious, we drink it together. because that's what family does.

[toherlover]

i think i have to........ learn illustrator *lights an entire town on fire*

[mintytrifecta]

Enough depressurized blobfish. I'm here to spread living blobfish propaganda.

Look at them. Gorgeous. Wonderful. Living comfortably at depths to over 1,200 meters in the ocean. Be nice to them.

[summonhouse]

canon disregarding media for the w

[noodles-and-tea]

👀

[madame-helen]

[twilightarcade]

if this post gets 1k notes I'll eat an orange

[slipintotragedy]

it’s disability pride month so i want to talk about one of my least favorite stigmas around celiac disease

in lots of media, being gluten free is played as a joke or something someone is to be annoying/pretentious. the amount of times i’ve heard jokes like that is honestly disheartening.

it also doesn’t help with the general population’s belief that celiac disease/gluten sensitivities are not serious. i’ve been diagnosed with celiac disease for 3 years now, i’ve been gluten free for about 4, and it has substantially improved my quality of life. i can’t afford risking cross-contamination because it leaves me sick for days. nearly every time i have a reaction to gluten, it’s hard for me to even drink water the next day because my body is an absolute mess. i’m miserable and fatigued for days until my body heals. not to mention the long term effects that have left me unable to stand/walk around for extended periods of time because my joints are pretty weak.

being gluten free NEEDS to be taken seriously. it’s not a choice i’ve made because i’m hoping on the latest fad, its not a preference, it’s an autoimmune disorder.

[hamsternamedmarinette]

ANOTHER COMIC THAT I DREW AND @carpisuns /@marimbles and @anna-scribbles DEFINITELY HAD NO PART IN!!!1!1!!!!1!!!¡!!!!¡!!