#this is gonna be a disaster 😭

[belladonnaprice]

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[coyotejone-s]

my vision.

(TC*ST DIE 1000000 DEATHS)

[backstabber128]

Here's some dad + daughter parallels that shatter my poor tortured heart even more👌

It's crazy to think they have so much in common despite completely different circumstances ❤️‍🩹

[bikananjarrus]

can u believe there will be people watching the ahsoka show who don’t know who ezra bridger is? mr gunsaber himself? pew pew [lightsaber noises]. couldn’t be me

[strangezuicide]

I’m so sorry

[meymeyzart]

tough crowd I guess...

[slythernnn]

Someone come cuddle me 🥺

[fuj0wuj0]

Anniversary??

Maybe not maybe he's just being nice 👁️👁️ Anyway uh things are getting better in the Disaster Husbands fandom??

Also I put them in different clothes this time!! Because why not honestly, they deserve to change from time to time. And the occasion is worth celebrating ;)

Shitpost under the cut (sex joke warning ooh aaah scary)

[daisychainsandbowties]

i like this i like this at least we’re committed to three films and not stuck in a loop of constantly fighting for another season

[spiritsong]

anyway Im working on my lucanis drawing. his coffee mug is present if you even car e

[bettertwin1]

man's hands out here looking like "the claaaaaaaaaaaaaaw" lmaoooo

Smth abt this is just 😭😭

[spiralingdowwn]

Me thinking about how easy it is to write for Nagi: “wait, I’m not a Nagi kinnie, am I?”

*side eyes my undying love for Reo Mikage*

“Fuck.”

[iobartach]

@hxroic-wxlls-rxvived // Olympic Games

Event: Tightrope Peril

Fresh from a respectable performance, the next event had required a brief explanation before Miguel stepped forward to compete. Deceptively simple, the prospect of walking along a tightrope felt like a cakewalk, an action that he had performed countless times when patrolling the streets of Nueva York. Such experiences had helped him to remain unaffected by the lingering threat of the boats floating in the water beneath him, aiming to knock him off. To scupper his run.

When he was entirely capable of accomplishing that by himself.

For, as he approached the tightrope, commencing his attempt, a single step forward would prove to be his undoing. As soon as he stepped off the platform, the rope fell immediately slack, giving way not due to his herculean size, but because of the toe talons that he had forgotten to sheathe, clawed digits that sliced through the rope's woven strands with ease.

Plunging Miguel straight into the water.

Result: Swimming with the fishes. 🐟🐠

[note-boom]

Okay so thanks to some random digging through the katai tags, I found out that there is indeed a Kunikida and Katai short story called "Kunikida and Katai's Magnificent Days". Translation and links to other novels can be found here (many thanks to the OP who collected these and the translator).

Anyway, now I'm thinking too much about their friendship dynamic and so I'm sharing some of my favorite moments of the short story below the cut (spoilers in the reacts and the tags)

Me...I would like to live like Katai, thanks.

Can we talk about how Kunikida drove himself and his friend to the ocean on a whim because of his dead eyes? I....

Okay but can we talk about this exception to his ideals on the basis of friendship thing? Sure it's humorous but...hi???

Let's also talk about how Katai supports Kunikida and his fight for ideals and yet still points out how unrealistic they are, kinda like Dazai did. But Katai is WITH him and behind him even if he can't join the fight and that makes me FEEL THINGS.

This explains so much of why Atsushi was considered a bit of an outlier. It does make me wonder what kind of things Kunikida had to witness when it was just Ranpo, Yosano, and Fukuzawa...calling Katai of all people boring compared to them...

THEIR WHOLESOMENESS IS TOO MUCH FOR ME...just look at that?? And below, too...

AHDHRGEJDBRHEHB. Their friendship...the way that they make each other's world a kinder and softer place. Just....I love it and I'm not even joking. Yes, there is shipping and everything but tell me you don't want a pure friendship just like this? An inseparable bond that supports each other even if you can't fully adhere to the other's beliefs and a friendship that makes a harsh reality a place where your ideals and beliefs are worth fighting for (or maybe against).

I'm cry laughing at this because, again, it was JUST Ranpo and Yosano and Fukuzawa along with Katai and Kunikida. I seriously want a prequel novel exploring the kinds of insane shenanigans they went through. And kudos I guess for the female/male friendship portrayed at the end? Sort of? I don't know...he's such a disaster. I want to be Katai.

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IN CONCLUSION

I love it. Underrated friendship. Literally the most wholesome canon duo, sorry Ranpo and Poe/Ranpo and Yosano/Atsushi and Kyouka. Laughing at how it went from 'guy tries to set up friend on a date' to a discussion on the survival of the fittest philosophy and how it clashes against the illusions of society.

I need more about them

[poppyseed799]

Confession that will get me cancelled: I will sometimes reference super mario logan videos cuz I used to watch some. and they were honestly really funny if you ignored the problematic bits.

[saetoru]

i think im just a hater but i will never understand posting kinktober mlists before september 😭