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abirthdayclown · 1 year ago
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EB: you can see me, right.
EB: tell me what is wrong with this picture.
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sixofclovers · 2 months ago
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hecate
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stealingpotatoes · 2 months ago
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happy neil banging out the tunes day to everyone who celebrates
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slightly-gay-pogohammer · 4 months ago
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pokèmonize yourself!!!!
spin this wheel to see your pokemon type
spin this one to see how you'll look like
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hauntingrabbits · 8 months ago
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comic
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scumbagsblog · 1 year ago
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where's that masterpost of quotes that have no right going as hard as they do. I'd like to submit "Protagonism is best left to teens and the insane"
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trickstertime · 6 months ago
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andisupreme · 9 months ago
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At the company retreat, one extremely drunk girl asked what my pronouns were. (Eventually, it took her a while to word the question.) After the whole conversation was done, she goes- "YEAHHH GURL, Get on with--with THY bad self! See what I did?? They/them/thy."
I was almost holding back tears from trying not to laugh as I told her yes that's great you nailed it honey. Thank you very much I am feeling the love.
Anyway I've been assigned Thee/Thine at Supportive Drunk Girl
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the-eccentric-eclectic · 4 months ago
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Hey kid, look at me.
I want you to T-pose. Turn your right thumb up and your left thumb doen and look at your right thumb. Move your arms up and down a bit until you feel a nerve running from your armpit to your palm. Now turn your right thumb down and your left thumb up, and look at your left thumb. Keep your chest facing forward and your shoulders back. Move your arms again until you feel that nerve again. Keep alternating between these two for a minute, or look at each thumb thirty times each.
Now sit down. Put your left hand firmly under your left buttock, palm down. Keep your shoulders back and put your right hand over the crown of your head, very gently pulling it to the right. Do this for thirty seconds, then do it again but with your right hand under your right buttock.
These are stretches for the nerves in your arms, and are very good for people who sit behind a computer a lot, or fibre artists, or you name it. Do them daily. They will hurt in the beginning, but keep doing them, even after the pain has gone, or it will return and you'll have to start all over.
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mudwisard · 1 year ago
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my trick for getting through grad school is learning to navigate the quadrants with all their nuances
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skullsemi · 5 months ago
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I saw a lady today holding a kitten really high up so artistic rendition of it because it made my day. The lil guy was just okay with it
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humming-fly · 4 months ago
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was thinking about that one blind professor post earlier today and how well it applied to the aptly named Team Dark
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(really 'Team Dark' just sounds a lot cooler than 'Team Saves-On-Electricity')
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mothpdf · 1 month ago
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in fanfiction we must sometimes ask ourselves not if he would do that but under what conditions would he would do that
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koobiie · 1 year ago
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shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this
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noodles-and-tea · 26 days ago
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Don’t worry, bud, Bruce will get it eventually…
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