#this is problematic

[solarmorrigan]

Holy shit I think I've forgotten how to write in past tense

[fastleopard1521]

3000 posts!

[eighth-heroine]

me rn as i have 2 or 3 fic ideas but no words or phrases to create said fics are coming into my brain just like. pictures

writing fics be like

[wishfulsketching]

LISTEN. Ambessa could've solved the situation. She is the Twink Hunter 3000, she could've confused Silco enough to save him from himself

Although, now that I think about it, Silco is a bit too old for Ambessa :(

[todays-problematic-ship]

Today’s Problematic Ship is the NCL Salten

NCL Salten is 135 m container ship. Early morning local time on May 22, 2025, she ran aground in Trondheimsfjord, Norway, only a few metres from area man Johan Helberg’s home, where Helberg was sleeping.

“If it had hit five meters to the left, it would have slid up the rocks and my house would probably have looked completely different,” Helberg told Norwegian media NRK.

[grechkathekasha]

yes, that's my beautiful wife. but don't be fooled, she got rabies and will bite you.

[ladysatoru]

Honestly, no one is doing it like Vinsmoke Sanji. He's royalty. He's homeless. He's a convicted criminal. He is a damsel in distress. He's a knight in shining armor. He takes down the Government at 10 am then makes a Bouchée à la reine from scratch at 11. He has the empathy of a buddhist monk in the Himalayas. He will beat up a 90 year old. He has never given a fuck, he cant sleep at night cz of how much he cares. He is a ballerina. He sets his legs on fire. He is a slut. He is a virgin. He is a feminist He is a pervert. He's a fashion icon. He wears Alexander McQueen suits to the beach. He has never known happiness. God has personal beef with him.

[duckysprouts]

ares, aphrodite, and harmonia

‘he feeds her bloodlust and she dresses him in softness

[antigerrymanderingspiderman]

Oh i am sooo not getting homework done right now

[ladyadaine]

Lestat was such a bitch he managed to haunt the narrative without even dying. Iconic behavior

[rats-and-robots]

...... Oh, Tervantias definitely has more than four arms. Hm.

[monkeyfishgirl]

Excited to report asexuality's finally made it big enough to draw the ire of rat king JK Rowling 🖤🩶🤍💜

[centasauce]

100 billionth Michael Shelley lives au brainrot I am no better than the others I love this guy I think he is the reason the archives are a discombobulated mess by the time #gang gets there (can you tell how inconsistent my Michael drawings are it is the bane he's a secret shapeshifter cannon)

[youareinlove]

i saw the casting announcement for wuthering heights (2026) before reading the book, and assumed that heathcliff's miscasting was because the character was subtly not white, or it was mentioned here and there without much relevance to the plot beyond subtext, etc. (which still wouldn't have made it ok btw). but now i'm reading it and every single scene with him in it reads like:

'then appeared heathcliff, who was not white. he not-white-ly entered the room, where everyone else was white, unlike him. "aah! a not white!" they all shouted. he cried. "i wish i were white," he said. "don't worry, maybe your non-white parents were rich in non-white countries," said nelly. he was then called ten slurs, because he was not white, and left.'

like emily bronte literally beats us over the head with it every five seconds. what do you MEAN they cast jacob fucking elordi