#this is totally positive btw!!

[functional-left-kidney]

idk if it's just the blogs i follow but i have been seeing a lot of elevator hitch stuff recently?? like. New, Recent elevator hitch posts. and oh my gosh is it getting more. popular? like i know dead plate is getting popular and that is AWESOME but like. are more people starting to play studio investigrave games in general now thanks to dead plate?? is elevator hitch getting popular?? :0 bc if that happens. if i can go to a con and see studio investigrave prints and elevator hitch charms and and and and i will actually short circuit

[cherrylight]

this is kind of self indulgent ^^;; but i feel someone also needs to hear this too <3

your f/o did not ask you out as a joke. they love you and ALWAYS and i mean ALWAYS !!! wanted to be with you !! theyre so happy that theyre with you !! they will never ever play with your feelings EVER !!! they care so much about you, they want to see you smile, to hear you laugh, to spend quality time with you !!! i promise you its not at all a joke !

your f/o loves you so much. they are smitten, head over heels in love with you. their adoration for you is so genuine !!! they even told me ! <3

i promise from the bottom of my heart: your f/o loves & cares about you; its not a joke.

( pr0ship/c0mship dni !! this post is not for you !! )

[bi-dykes]

Putting the ‘bi’ in ‘Barbie’

[slimey-wallz]

Attempting to be humorous while I'm sick is hard

Unless this made you smile or laugh or something-

Then YAY!!! MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!🎉🙏

[57sfinest]

calling harry a “can opener” was SUCH a good play for so many reasons i think about it every day.

in the context of his work, it makes him a tool. as many people have pointed out, including martin luiga, part of the hdb tragedy is that he simply cannot leave the force, and his superiors know that and are using it to their advantage. no matter what happens, even if harry hated every nanosecond of every bit of the work and wanted to leave, he can’t and won’t leave. they can leverage anything they want against him and then reel him back in with a facade of kindness when they “allow” him to keep his job, as long as he does what they want him to. the 41st knows he has this inexplicable talent with people and they use him for it. he’s a cop: that talent can be used in so many awful ways, to push so many different agendas. and they won’t even be his own. a can opener has no particular desire to open a can, aside from maybe the satisfaction of fulfilling a purpose. a can opener has no agency, it’s just a tool for someone else to use to get what they want. and he’s learned to be okay with being used as long as it means he gets to stay. his complacency with this system makes him guilty even if he’s also being harmed by it.

but in the context of his personal life you kind of... flip it. the people around him are going to be opened up whether they want to be or not, and it’s terrible for his relationships. it’s shown that the questions, the prying- the can-opening- it’s become inextricable from who he is as a person. it’s like he doesn’t know how else to communicate, except it’s hardly communication when you’re just ripping people open. he’s invasive as all hell, although whether he means to be is debatable. he’s the kind of person that wants to take things apart to see what makes them tick. he dissects people, but really that’s too delicate of a word for what he does; if he doesn’t get what he wants right up front, he’ll abandon all subtlety and go for brute force. if he can’t get your screws loose he’ll just smash you on the ground and pick through your pieces until he’s satisfied, and if what he did to you isn’t fixable? oh well, there are other cans to open. 

and he’ll use it for personal gain: we already know he is (was?) manipulative. once he knows how you operate, he knows how to make you keep him. he can yell or he can cry; he can threaten you or he can threaten himself; he can be completely suffocating or he can withdraw completely; he can be an incorrigible liar or brutally honest; he can present himself as a threat or a joke or a talent. he’s a chimera- that’s why he’s got this inexplicable magnetism, even when people know they shouldn’t like or trust him. fidelity of character means nothing to him. he’ll be whatever he needs to be as long as it gets him what he wants. the can-opening is just his way in.

[positive-total-drama-takez]

WHICH PAPA LOUIE GAME IS FAVORITE OF WHICH CHARACTERS HEADCANONS, GO!! sugar - papa's burgeria ella - papa's bakeria beth - papa's donuteria lindsay - papa's freezeria cody - papa's pizzeria harold - papa's sushiria (BECAUSE HE HAS MAD SKILLS) kitty - papa's cheeseria - slay, serve, survive!🧯 anon

LMAO THESE GOOFY SIGNOFFS I CANT-

[catgirlscratches]

trans women who don't make any effort to pass at all. you agree.

[bugtoast]

guys what the fuck what the fuck a (kinda big??? idk???) youtuber just made a video about that one tumblr myth analysis that i chimed in on awhile ago and the video ended the video on my little analysis part?????? what???? anyways uh??? hi!!!! if you're coming from the Bettina Levy video, hi!!!! if you're looking for more analysis of things like that you're probably not gonna get it, cause I only really post random shit about my hyperfixations on here!!! i mean i might do more things like that if i get hyperfixated on something but like!!! hi!!!

idk im just??? im so surprised that im now in a video with (as of the time of writing this) 8.7k views????

[danwhobrowses]

So Callowmoores am I alone in thinking it was cute that Fearne helped carry Ashton to the city? Like there's the parallel also with Ashton carrying her into the Bloody Bridge as well

[lex-in-superposition]

Ngl, I kinda LOVE saying “when I was a boy”, “well as someone who was a man”, “back when I was being a male”.

Because I get to say was.

Was. Was. WAS!

Not anymore, been there, done that, see ya! Don’t let the door hit you on the way out babes!

And I never have to do it again.

[cloudcountry]

what's this? a mermay after party?

that's right, everyone! your very own floyd leech will be hosting an event from june 1st to june 8th!!

the event will make use of a debtors marine life knowledge (totally not because they decided to sign a contract for a date with azul nuhuh) and assign you or your ocs a new personalized marine life nickname (that isn't shrimpy!!)

all you have to do is move those little shrimpy legs over to @azulashengrottospiano's ask box and provide a short description of your personality, hobbies, or anything else you'd like to include (for ocs, a reference sheet and a short description will do!!)

please reply to this post with any questions and the debtor will get back to you asap C:

(full disclosure if you or your oc reminds the debtor of a shrimp they will give you a specific species to make it more personalized. C:)

he can't wait to see you there!!

[healingheartdogs]

My POTS medication has been working pretty well for me (when I remember to take it) so you know what that means?

My brain trying to convince me constantly that I made it up and somehow tricked my cardio into believing me.

(I had to wear a heart monitor for a week straight that picked up my heart jumping from a resting rate of around 70-80 bpm range all the way up to 150-170 bpm just from things like me standing up after laying down or sitting for a while, I definitely did not make it up.)

[smallsies]

Podcast Book Club!

alright, everyone, here's the invite link for the podcast book club discord: https://discord.gg/kYPBtaGYgc

looking forward to listening with you all!

[francy-sketches]

´lol you think incest in asoiaf is meant to be bad? cope and seethe haterz' - i'm sorry, but this is literally the f&b/hotd fandom, not asoiaf/got

yeah mostly but I've definitely seen people say that for asoiaf/got. especially show watchers lol

[positive-total-drama-takez]

Sorry I haven't been here for a while!!

Alejandro, my boy.. the fandom doesn't treat him right :(

He's not some 'sexy guy to be objectified', he's a TEENAGER!!! With a LIFE!!!!

I hate when people make him just downright seductive in fics, sorry, like. He's not perfect, he likes dinosaurs, EXPLORE THAT.

Sorry for the rant I'm just pissed at how people treat him in the fandom.

I like his outfit I wish I had it

—📖

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[umemiyan]

okay i promise i’ll stop being annoying about astrology but i ran some tokrev boys through the compatibility thing and holy shit mine and hakkai’s score was off the CHARTS

excuse me????? that’s fucking INSANE

.......hakkai hmu i'm available