Wonder Girl (Cassie) and Kon El fly down in an alleyway near a local nightclub. Cassie checks her watch as they make it to the entrance.
Cassie: All right, we made it. You told Tim to meet us an hour early?
Kon: Yes. He brought... Bernie.
Cassie: Y'all broke up, get over it. Also don't call him Bernie. You say it in a way that he can tell you don't like him.
Kon: It's not dislike. Tim was my man.
Cassie: And now he's with a man who can match his freak and his fighting style.
Kon: Whatever.
Cassie (rolls her eyes): He'll be waiting for us in the back-
Tim Drake is dragged out of the nightclub cursing at another man being dragged out. Bernard is followed out clinging the hair of another man.
Kon: Well he was in there.
Cassie: What did we miss?
Tim breaks from the bodyguard's hold and jumps on the belligerent man. Both men fight as the heroes look on. Bernard manages to knock the other man to the ground and body slams down on his back.
Kon: Wow.
Cassie grabs Bernard and takes him away from the melee.
Cassie: Again, what did we miss?
Bernard cups his black eye as the pain in it settles.
Bernard: That guy on the ground and the other loser saw us dancing together and told us to 'tone it down' Tim told him walk away now. The one he's fighting punched me. Guy on the ground jumped in and then I jumped in. Pretty sure we're banned from this club.
Cassie: Oh, that's it? Watch out!
Cassie punches the homophobic man's friend before he can attack Bernard.
Cassie: I'll take it from here, Bear. Tim, I got you!
Cassie runs over.
Bernard stands next to Konner. Kon crosses his arms.
Bernard: Konner.
Kon: Bernie.
Kon: Tim never had to fight my battles.
Bernard: You're Superman's son you can fight your own battles. You never let him fight his own. I fight with him. That and he likes me more.
Kon: Mm. How's the shiner?
Bernard: How's the fact Tim dumped you?
Kon: I hate that you know our identities.
Bernard: Wear a better disguise.
Kon turns away from the man, annoyed. Bernard rolls his good eye.
Popular choices for Vertin's udimo is a cat or frog, but i am here to post my lambtin agenda. Lamb for her because of the bellwether and her messiah/jesus themes. You know, "lamb of god" and the sacrificial lamb something something.
also, just imagine her being a little wooly guy. is that not enough
when mitski said “i’m sorry i’m the one you love. no one will ever love me like you again. so, when you leave me, i should die. i deserve it don’t i?” SHIT WAS FUNNY ASF 😂😂😂😂😂😂 SHE MAKIN ME WANNA KMS FR 😂😂😂😂
context will have to be provided for this one just hear me out:
@nikxtty and i have had the idea for a western between paul newman and clint eastwood and we've made a whole story and characters and all that. basically a criminal and a drifter get bound together by a little red string after a bank robbery and it gets very homoerotic and its them against the world. naturally bc im on break and work hasnt taken up every second of my life i did the normal guy thing and frankensteined an edit and audio between them like its a totally real movie. suspend disbelief about them being in different places or something lol.
clips are from butch cassidy and the sundance kid (1969) and joe kidd (1972), audio clips are from butch cassidy and paint your wagon (1969), song is louise by tv girl
arguing with pointless online discourse is the mind killer but if any of u also see a post abt the awesome things chappell does and then how she has "vaguely radfemmy" fans going Why would a man be there. it's like. i think you people need to learn how to take a joke
Those older man younger woman couples on TikTok are so cringe. Same-age couples make normal random videos, but older man younger woman couples always have to involve the age gap in every video. It's always like "Look how much younger I am compared to him🥺" or "he told me that he wished we met earlier, but he was 28 when I was 2😂" and other stuff like that.
I used to punch men and boys a lot as a child and in hindsight I think it's kinda hilarious that I just seemed to have popped out of the womb armed with righteous fury towards men.
I've been playing a few stages of chapter 5 now. Prisoner in the Cave? wrong. more like Regulus and her Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Time in Aperion