#this man is on his last straw and it shows XD

[fan-of-chaos]

At this point I am starting to feel bad for Striker XDDD

EVERYONE JUST KEEPS ON MAKING SEX JOKES AT HIM

[iamvegorott]

Coffee and Sass

🎃anon’s comment of Mad snapping at someone being rude to Anti spurred on an idea XD ----------

Coffee and Sass

Mad and Anti were finishing up their trip to the mall. Anti got himself some new gauges while Mad got some guitar strings for Mare and a new book for himself. It was just a quick outing to kill some time while they waited for the others to finish up a meeting neither wanted to attend. They planned on going back to Mad’s place after getting themselves a coffee. Their boyfriends weren’t there so they could help themselves to some extra caffeine and sugar. 

“Want your usual?” Anti asked as they walked into the little coffee shop.

“Yes, please.” Mad smiled as he took Anti’s shopping bag and they split off without another word. Anti went to order and Mad went to claim a table, going with their silent system that worked out perfectly every time.

Almost every time. 

“What the hell?” A harsh voice pulled Mad away from his reading and he looked up to see Anti hissing at a man at the end of the counter, he had one drink in his hand, meaning the other was still getting made. “The fuck is wrong with you?” 

“What is wrong with you?” Mad said before Anti could reply. He stood up and walked over to the two.

“I’m not the one hissing like a cat.” The man scoffed.

“You were trying to take my drink.” Anti’s nose scrunched with his snarl. 

“You look like someone who needs an energy boost.” The man’s voice was thick with sarcasm.

“And you look like someone whose only accomplishment was their conception and even then everyone is disappointed with the outcome.” Mad put himself between the man and Anti, feeling a rush of pride at the loud laugh Anti let out. 

“You little-” The man didn’t even get to finish his insult nor his step, eyes widening at the blade pointing at his face. 

“You little what?” Mad echoed with a grin, his mallet in hand. He had a new wave of pride for how smoothly he got his go-to weapon out and the speed and ease of it unfolding and getting in the right place to add to his threat. 

“I have a-” The barista paused, holding the chocolatey coffee drink and nearly dropping it with their jaw. 

“That’s ours.” Anti had a polite smile as he took the drink. “You guys have a great day. You can choke on a rock.” He added the last part to the man and, uncaring of the consequences, glitched himself and Mad away, their shopping bags disappearing as well. “That was so cool!” Anti was back to his loud laughing. “I’m so proud of you!” 

“That’s not a good thing,” Mare said with a sigh from the couch. 

“It is so a good thing.” Phantom chuckled, sitting on the couch with Mare. Jackie was in the room as well, sitting on the ground and between Phantom’s legs, leaning his head back as his hair was played with. 

“Do I need to have someone collect a body?” Dark asked with a sigh as he entered the room, sitting himself on one of the plush chairs. 

“The guy might need a new pair of pants.” Anti giggled, handing Mad the chocolate coffee, and then plopped himself onto Dark’s lap. 

“The guy?” Mare asked, moving himself a little to make space for Mad to sit on the couch with them. 

“Some shithead was giving me hell at the coffee shop and Mad stepped in like a badass,” Anti started the tale. 

“It wasn’t that badass,” Mad muttered with a light flush to his cheeks. 

“You insulted his birth and then pulled out your mallet, it was beyond badass!” Anti spoke with his hands, Dark having to wrap an arm around him to prevent him from falling off and he took the coffee as well since he didn’t feel like wearing it. 

“He was being rude to you,” Mad stated around the straw in his mouth, already drinking his coffee as Anti told the story. 

“I can’t believe we missed the show.” Jackie chuckled.

“You say that like you wouldn’t carry Mad away the moment there was a hint of trouble.” Phantom teased. 

“I can’t control my heroism.” Jackie clicked his tongue. 

“I would have enjoyed the show.” Mare hummed with a grin, playing with Mad’s hair as he imagined the scene Anti had described. “You’re always so cute when you’re serious.” 

“Well-I-I’m-uh-I’m not-” Mad sputtered as the flush on his face deepened into a heavy blush.  

“Could you not?” Phantom made a face of disgust. 

“You’ve been playing with Jackie’s hair this whole time.” Mare protested.

“This is cute and innocent, you’re eye-fucking Mad in front of me.” Phantom shot back.

“I am not eye-fucking him.” Mare said. Mad started slowly sinking into the couch as the brothers argued above him. 

“If I looked at Jackie the way you were, you’d be yelling at me.” 

“You don’t look, you just start making out with him.”

“I do not-”

“Yes you do-”

“Do not!”

“You-” Mare stopped when a loud, sucking sound filled the air. Anti was laughing once more while Dark sighed. Mad was practically lying flat on the couch, his coffee drink already finished. “That was an extra large.” 

“It was good.” Mad popped the lid of the drink off and licked off the remaining whipped cream from it. 

“If he wasn’t eye-fucking him before, he definitely is now,” Anti said with a wink. 

“Why would he-” Mad’s question was cut off by Mare suddenly pulling him into a kiss and in the next blink they were gone. 

“And he says I’m the problem.” Phantom huffed. 

“Does that mean you don’t want to make out?” Jackie asked with a tilt of his head. 

“Oh, I always want to~” Phantom giggled and, just like Mare and Mad, he and Jackie were gone in a blink. 

“I feel like we have to make out now, just to match energies.” Anti wiggled his eyebrows as he moved Dark’s arm so he could take a sip of his drink. 

“Do we now?” Dark chuckled, helping himself to some of the coffee. 

“At least a little.” Anti half-sang and Dark decided to ‘match energies’ and sent the two of them away, leaving the room empty aside from Mad’s dropped coffee cup.

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@bookwormscififan @rattyboyisemo

[omnivorousshipper]

Hi 🥰 I wanted to drop a mpreg suggestion if you were still looking for one ~ Even if I know that I will love any kind of story you will decide to write. I don't know if you know the manga "Sex Pistols". It would be interesting to see Shobbs and everyone else in a world like that. Where everyone has some kind of animal origin, and they could act a little like them in some situations. Like when there is attraction btw them. I could see Luke and Deck having some sort of rivalry but also so much sexual attraction that their animal instincts would bring them in bed together after many fights. And because in this universe mpreg is possible, Deckard could end up pregnant after one of these "fights". Just an idea xD sorry for the long ask 🥰

Hi friend! I haven't read that manga but it looks pretty cool! They def have some characters of a few animals already, so it fits Shobbs really well!

Usually when I give Shobbs animals that represent them, I normally go with cat!Deckard and dog!Luke, but I think I'll switch it around this time!

~~~

Luke bore his teeth and let a low growl escape him as he straightened his back, glaring down at Shaw. It wasn't an unusual sight.

Since Luke came from a family of lions, with many males, he was used to fighting and establishing dominance. So, when he and Shaw were asked to work together, safe to say, they didn't get along all that well.

"Wanna say that again, princess?" Luke's voice was like gravel.

"You're an imbecile," Deckard hissed back. "You're gonna get this crew killed."

Luke's nostrils glared. He didn't take crap from anyone, no matter what animal their family was. The Shaws acted all high and mighty with their wolf background, but Luke was going to show Deckard who was boss.

This was far from the first time they had butt heads and it wouldn't be the last.

Normally, someone else would pull them apart before any real damage was dealt, but there was nobody today. They were the only ones in the vast garage, the rest of the crew having gone to rest before the mission. Deckard had cornered Luke before he could do the same.

Only to tear into him.

"I don't know who you think you are, but you're not the one giving the orders around here. Dom trusts me with his people and I won't let any of them get hurt."

"Maybe not intentionally," Deckard snapped. "This plan is gonna get someone killed, you buffoon!"

Deckard had shoved his face only a few inches away from Luke, his last insult spraying spit into his face.

That was the last straw.

His growl was Deckard's only warning before he lunged.

If Luke truly had claws, he'd already have dug them into Deckard's chest and torn the man to shreds. But, as things stood, all he could do was punch and hit.

Deckard was faster, dodging or blocking his hits, and continued to roll them on the garage's concrete floor.

"You bloody-!"

"Fuck you!"

Animalistic growls and snarls sounded through the wide space, both men losing themselves to the fight and letting their animal side take over.

They're rolling had them crashing into a large tool box and separating them. Deckard tried to scramble to his feet, but Luke grabbed his ankle just in time.

"Shit!" Deckard yelped before falling face first to the ground again. He barely caught himself but Luke didn't let him recover.

Pulling on the smaller man's leg, Luke dragged Deckard back towards him. In a flash, Luke was on top of Deckard.

With one hand, he pinned Deckard's wrists above his head while his other hand shoved Deckard's face into the dirty floor.

"Yield!" Luke spat.

"Go fuck yourself!"

The defiance triggered something inside Luke. He would make Deckard submit.

Without a second thought, Luke leaned down and bit down harshly where Deckard's neck met shoulder.

Blood exploded into Luke's mouth when he finally realized what he had just done.

He could feel Deckard going extremely stiff under him, only a tiny gasp coming from him.

Slowly, Luke released his jaw and pulled back. He cringed at the large bit mark bleeding sluggishly.

Below him, Deckard was panting as if he had run a marathon.

Opening his mouth to apologize, Luke stopped when Deckard shoved his body upwards.

Specifically shoving his ass against Luke's crotch.

"Well?" Deckard turned his head to look at Luke. "You gonna finish what you started?"

Luke gave him a bloody smile.

---

Many of their fights ended like this. However, Luke had noticed that the actual fighting part had been diminishing gradually.

At first, fists had been thrown, but soon they were only exchanging heat words before jumping each other's bones.

Luke would be lying if he said he wasn't enjoying himself.

---

Ever since Deckard had rescued Baby Brian, he had been spending more time with the crew. They were an odd group of people, all of them different but getting along well enough.

Even if he and Deckard continued to argue and have sex like a married couple.

The crew was spending an afternoon at Dom and Letty's, watching the kids play on a slip-and-slide.

Luke had been relieved that Sam didn't mind hanging out with the younger kids instead of some her own age. So lost in enjoying her laughter, he almost didn't notice Deckard walking up to him.

"Can we talk?"

Instantly, Luke knew Deckard was serious. No joking insults or jabs at him.

Following him inside, they were alone in a guest bedroom when Deckard turned to him, his face twisted in an uncertain expression.

"What's wrong, Deck?"

"I'm pregnant."

Luke stared.

Then his eyes went down to Deckard's stomach. He could barely make out a small bump.

"How do you feel about that?" Luke asked carefully.

"I'm keeping it."

Luke hadn't expected the near hostile tone as Deckard squared his shoulders and glared at him.

Slowly, a smile spread across Luke's face.

"Let's just hope they're ready to be part of my pride."

Relief flashed across Deckard's face before it disappeared and he scoffed at Luke.

"They'll be joining the pack, you mean."

"We'll see, princess."

Stepping close to the smaller man, Luke stared down at him. Keeping his movements gentle, he cupped Deckard's quickly reddening face.

"You're going to be a great parent."

Deckard blushed harshly before he grabbed Luke's face back and smashed their lips together.

Luke swore that if Deckard actually had a tail, it'd be wagging nonstop.

~~~

Thanks for the request friend!!!

[whataboutsimple]

How it started: Hadrian and Gabriel somehow becoming a couple and everyone hates it but Hadrian is absolutely proud of himself because he’s so smitten with Gabriel and Gabriel’s trying to keep Hadrian from doing something evil and stupid

How’s it going: Somehow Romeo got mixed in and now we have golden retriever boy Gabriel with two evil boyfriends with god complexes who hate each other but only put up for each other for Gabriel and everyone ABSOLUTELY hates it but they’re not hurting Gabriel?? And Gabriel has them under control what?!

Yyyyeah!!! Unlike @tippedarrows angsty OceanLove, I got myself humor fluff pairing with two gremlins and no angst!xD

Oh.. oh wait

Waitwaitwait I actually can see some angst here>:)

Be ready chat, ahem..

Let's take a look at this from other perspective! What if Romeo actually was the first one to date Gabriel?

He was bored! So he wanted himself a little champion. Fred messing with his kind lovey-dovey town, Xara doing who the heck knows what, and he? He wants to see how he's "Command Block" team doing!

Ah, oh well, they broke up. But this shiny little guy? He seems interesting. Reminds of a Fred, but at the same time is not afraid to put up a fight. Funny! Let's mess with him a bit.

And so he does, he's not even bothering himself with formalities, instead going right into the pit with showing Gabriel the whole power admin spectrum. He puts up a little challenges and Gabriel actually does them! Well as long as no one else is involved.. that's a bit boring, but hey! At least Romeo can be creative with variety of danger!

Romeo is entertained everytime because this man doesn't even try to argue with him, instead he smiles! He loves Romeo's challenges and he appreciates he's work! Maybe Romeo finally found himself a friend?

Or maybe more.. wait, what? Nuh uh, nope, nonono- no way! He couldn't fall for him! For this stupid smile, and unnatural blue eyes, and patience behavior, and all the complements and jokes he tells him- okay! Maybe he've fallen for him, BUT only because Gabriel sees actual power Romeo has! Yeh, he worships the Admin like he should! And Romeo loves the shower of love he gets.

He starts to think of himself too much. Fights with Xara are most common thing at this moment and Fred keeps trying to "fix him" even though he doesn't need to be fixed! At least his blueberry understands him, right? He won't try to change him, right?

Meanwhile Gabriel is worried. He loves Romeo, he truly does, but.. he keeps acting like he's the only person that deserves to be loved and appreciated. Gabriel is not against sweet kisses, stupid joking, long cuddles whenever Romeo wants. He's not against showing love to his partner, but Romeo starts.. changing. Not in a good way.

At first Gabriel tries to gently hint it to him, he tried to distract him, to show him good, but Romeo already too deep in rabbit hole of lust for power.

Then he kills Fred. That was the last straw.

Gabriel can't do this anymore, he doesn't want to, he still loves Romeo but he knows he can't. He shouldn't.

And Romeo notices it. He sees how Gabriel doesn't smile the way it warms his heart, he feels like his hugs are not tight enough, he hears this pauses in their chit-chat. But the problem couldn't be him, right?

So he does the best what he can: cope with things in a bad way.

Since Gabriel was so bright when he was on peak of his "glory of a hero", maybe he need another fight against monster to become this hero yet again! And he'll be his little bright partner again!

Romeo is the one, who puts idea of WitherStorm in Ivor's head.

Needles to say it doesn't turns out well? Now Gabriel has this withersickennes and Romeo kind of feels bad but.. this Jesse guy.. seems interesting.

Don't get him wrong, he still.. loves.. Gabriel? But he's bored! The Admin, The God needs entertainment! So he lefts Gabriel alone without explanation.

And if Gabriel feels something wrong, he knows something wrong, he can't do anything because the only human alive he can speak to is under the bedrock.

He can't do anything.

So he decides to what his friend did ones: run away. "Wandering Warrior" is a good excuse to take some time for himself and he can't actually travel. He does! And meets someone rather interesting.. Hadrian!

Poor confused puppy and pretty happy gremlin with big ego have a small chit-chat. Gabriel knows Jesse! Perfect! Now Hadrian actually knows how to get his hand on the guy through this man.

He quickly comes up with a story about Portal Hallway and how he got lost, went through portal and got here. It's not completely a lie, so Gabriel believes him! He says he can help Hadrian to get to the main portal of their world, if he wants to and Hadrian quickly agrees.

He behaves extra-sweet, he want to believe him, to believe his words. Since it's Jesse's world and he actually has friends here, Hadrian need to play smart.

Since BeaconTown is pretty far, they have plenty of time to get to know each other! Hadrian finds himself actually enjoying this man's behavior. He reminds him a bit of Mevia, but if she was kind. A lot of energy, talkative, listening, kind, but.. something is off about him. There's something in his unnaturaly dull blue eyes, that worries Hadrian.

He can't be bothered too much though! He needs to destroy Jesse.

So they go, and go, and go, but oh gosh what is that giant walking prismarin thing?!

No time, Gabriel needs to help people! Who knows how much villages this thing destroyed on it's way?

And Hadrian decides to help him.. he- actually saves people. At the same time he sees death. He sees how families grieving over their dead loved once.

That shakes something in him. Games had death too but they could respawn. They didn't die forever. But here? If you're gone, you're gone. Doesn't matter how hard Hadrian tries to shake this itchy feeling off, he can't.

And Gabriel? Gabriel sees how conflicted poor man is. So he does what he does best. Gives him reassuring hug. Hadrian is shocked, he wants to pull away, that wasn't the point of his mission! He doesn't need to care about dead- dead people.. people who won't come back ever again.

That night for the first time in a while he actually breaks. He's the villain of the story, he supposed to be bad, he shouldn't feel this way, but those people aren't coming back and he can't stop thinking about what would happen if that time when Jesse killed him he didn't come back.

He wasn't afraid of death, until he saw it with his own eyes. He saw it.

It takes them both some time to get to BeaconTown and things are already settled. He sees Jesse and approaches him. Hadrian had gone somewhere before this- probably to Portal Network.

Gabriel asks what has happen and Jesse tells everything. Including the fact that he left Romeo in protocol.

He shouldn't be surprised. He knew Romeo's behavior would lead him in the grave one day. He should've been ready. He shouldn't cry.

But he can't help but feel water in his eyes. And meanwhile Jesse and his friends suddenly looks surprised, but quickly takes out their weapons, Gabriel feels familiar purple fabric as he cries. He hugged this fabric before, didn't he?

[fareehaandspaniards]

Also really curious about how you see Ludwig!

Seems really like the perfect role model guy!

Perfect role model guy? Maybe xd

I haven’t thought much about his past, but I think that he is also a foreigner (as many other characters!), or rather his family is from other lands. He himself was born and raised in Yharnam, but his roots are southern.

Another doodle to show how exactly I see him (It's Laurence in the left and Edgar in the right, nevermind xD) :

What can be said for sure is that he is very cute!

A "father" for his soldiers (hunters), an excellent fighter, a strongman. An exemplary family man - in my headcanon he is married, and perfectly copes with the role of a father and husband. However, what he couldn't do is to be the "head" of the family - I think he is very shy and timid in private and in more intimate settings!

He's also a great knight! Like, a true knight (I mean not a medieval robber and feudal lord, but a really exemplary servant, master of the sword and sir in shining armor. I swear I read a legend about a knight with a magical, talking sword, (no, not Excalibur xd) It reminds me a lot of Ludwig, though I've forgotten the legend ;_;)

He has a lot of virtues, but his flaws.....

Stone-faced. Which made it hard for Laurence to get along with him at first. Ludwig is very closed and takes deeds rather than words. Laurence couldn’t understand his loyalty and endeavor to serve for some time, but when he got it – he started to fear that Ludwig will abandon the Church after discovering it’s dark secrets.

Ludwig is quite infantile inside - he loves strategy and tactics, but mostly uses it in games for children! And actually the one who got him talking and also befriended was Gehrman, who offered him to play a board game. Gehrman and Ludwig are good friends in my opinion and drinking buddies xd I just like to imagine them drinking a huge mugs of beer while Laurence sips juice through a straw from an exquisite glass. Both friends were a bit silly and eventually acquired enough local jokes that pissed Laurence off LOL

Ludwig had nightmares very often, and a restful sleep is a reward for him. Moon influence – thanks, Laurence.

He is Edgar's idol also! He dreamed of being like the perfect knight (but didn’t succeed xd). And I really like the headcanon that Ludwig picked up little Edgar on the street in his last sane year and gave him to the Orphanage on which the Choir was based. In my headcanons Edgar is stuck being 20 years old in a Nightmare, so I guess that's probably a pretty realistic course of events...? How did he survive his stay at the Orphanage, where children were "used" to communicate with the Great Ones? I-don't-know! xd I just like to think that way, haven't tried to seriously consider it.

Ludwig conducted the massacre of Old Yharnam with true steadfastness. That's why people started call him "The Beast" - he never once showed compassion for people turning into beasts. The problem is that when he does something, he shows no doubt. All his doubts and worries were left in Laurence’s hands, and Vicar was in no hurry to clear his image in front of people or dissuade them.

The Moonlight, after the incident with Old Yharnam, had been the only source of meaning for him. The moon called, the moon comforted, the moon promised. Under its influence, Ludwig forgot everything that brought pain, just as he had forgotten his wife and son and daughter, who had died turning into beasts.

Ludwig had faith in Laurence. Ludwig also believed in healing blood. It had healed his wife, and he believed it was the future of Yharnam. Vicar asked him not to ask questions, promising to tell him one day WHAT the Church was doing, but he wasn’t able to fulfill a promise. Ludwig found out everything for himself later.

Djura admired him at first, but later joined those who called Ludwig "The Beast." He could understand everything, but he couldn't forgive him for following heartless orders.

Ludwig had been an inspiration to Damian(Me? Not to mention Damian? HAhahahaha) during his years of service as a Tomb Prosperctor. Although Damian considered this service "unholy" (the old belief that the dead should not be disturbed), Ludwig inspired him to keep going.

And! Also he was a good friend of Maria. She wasn’t as naive as Ludwig, because tried to discover secrets of Research Hall, but they both had sensitive hearts. He was a good man and she valued it during those hard times. Also how couldn’t Ludwig not appreciate Gehrman’s best apprentice? Young, talented, kind-hearted – Maria was another «knight». (I love so much female archetype of «knight». I have some examples from other games and OH MY GOD, AHksdhfksjhfiwhe General Beatrix from Final Fantasy IX plus Lady Maria is a duo of my heart…)

I used to call myself holyvicar shipper, but actually no… I like it, as much as other pairings, I can even feel it, especially if feelings are one-sided (Ludwig is in love), but Laurence really wants to feel the same, but simply can’t. Ludwig is too easy for him? I don’t know. Ludwig/Maria? Ludwig/Micolash (lol)??? I appreciate any fanart or fanfics but not really into these ships. So Ludwig is married in my world.

[givemeuniversalcrossovers]

Mario Sunshine remake/Sequel where its a canonically few years on from the last sunshine game and Bowser Jr is a bit older and a bit bigger and hears that the Mario and Princess are going back to the island on holiday and goes huh, well, I'm bigger. I think I'm gonna get that Mario.

And thus plans to kidnap Princess Peach again to try again because he's gotten bigger he's got a bigger ego big man syndrome but he's not dumb he recruits his siblings too because hey potentially fighting / messing with Mario AND warm holiday fun times. I feel like Wendy would love it like yes relaxation Sun and fun. So they go to cause mayhem, Bowser probably knows they're up to something since they all just leave but eh, they'll holler if they need help they're getting older he trusts they'll be okay, maybe sends Kamek to spy/for updates he doesn't wanna be a helicopter parent but also wants to see how well they do and be ready to leap in and help if necessary. It'll mean that each area likely has a Koopalings boss or two so fun spicing it up from last time with obviously some old bosses thrown in.

They don't realise though that Luigi got sent in advance as bait pretending to be Peach arriving early blacked out plane windows guards with umbrellas to hide the 'princess' from view ect, just in case of a repeat of last time/bowsers shows up so at least if they do cause problems the Princess can be kept out of the way as Mario arrives to fix things. So the Koopalings show up and go to the hotel demanding for the Princess' room, don't question the fact they're given her room number no problem and go and grab 'her' hastily tied up gagged and in a sack or something. Poor Luigi was probably just out/was going in the shower getting dressed/not yet undressed (no nakey weegie here) and the steam obscured the Koopas vision and so he got snagged.

And thus game begins Mario has to go save his brother who was kidnapped, recollecting suns in the process ect like a good person since the Koopalings probably screwed with them too and paint absolutely everywhere with probably color coordination/pattern coordination to each Koopa so you can guess who's in which level like pink hearts for Wendy, crazy multicolor swirls for i believe Larry or iggy whichever the hyperactive one is ect. At some point in the game there's a cutscene of the Koopalings all enjoying the steamy warm flying jacuzzi, some nursing wounds after a beat up from Mario and probably Wendy maybe Roy Roy strikes me as empathetic is like hey it kinda feels unfair to have Peach tied up in a sack in a floating cage while we enjoy the hot water, maybe we should let her out for a bit? And after some debating Jr mentioning that well she didn't want to join him and dad last time they agree cause like they all kinda like momma Peach even if they know she's not really their mom they're more here for fun than malice so it feels right to let her enjoy the warm water and drinks with them. Ludwig waves his wand and the cage floats down and they open it taking off the sack and, "LUIGI???" They're all fucking stunned cause???? The green one??? What?? Where's Peach?? How?? When?? Ludwig did you mess up your magic and swap them??? Promptly starting a major uproar argument between all the siblings over who cocked this up big time. Luigi is just eehhhehe. He's very awkward. At one point one of them is like well I mean sometimes hes there when beating dad this might stall Mario for a bit, plus we can always still get Peach later and that'll be two captives over Mario. This settles them as they murmur agreements and Ludwig magics more drinks which definitely helps ease over the mood, they're probably drinking pg safe coconuts with straws no tropical island drinks here if you get my drift they're probably not old enough to drink alcohol XD. One of them puts Luigi on the floating duck in the middle of the water so he can't escape and puts a drink in his tied hands adjusting the knots so he has enough mobility to lift it to drink from the straw.

Meanwhile Bowser? Absolutely cackling losing his shit laughing at his kids rookie mistake of not questioning the lack of resistance. He loves his kids but he is gonna laugh at the cock up. But he is proud they're doing well despite that but he's on the throne wheezing and has dented his arm rest from banging his fist down in laughing hysteria.

Another cutscene later in the game, Luigi still on the duck drinking coconut drink as Ludwig complains to him about something maybe his siblings not appreciating music as Luigi nods his head understandingly. Every so often there's a cutscene with a Koopaling just kinda talking to Luigi while he floats on his duck it's for character building and just funny imagining him just stuck duck floating around as the kids talk to him. Maybe at one point he's actually in the water floating on his back while Junior floats beside him also on his back like "I just worry ill never surpass my dad you know? Like, I'll always just be Junior. A smaller Bowser. A shadow of my father's glory." and Luigi balancing a coconut drink on his stomach is like "Hmm. I knowa what you mean." just lmao bonding floating about together, "Illa say you're definitely a lotta more scary then you were, youra growing into your own person with your owna style. Working witha your siblings very clever." and Junior scoffs and is like "It's nothing my dad's never done we've always helped him." and Luigi counters, "But, youra helping eacha other, Morton has beena here twice healed up went backa out there, Ludwig hasa boosted Wendy and Lemmy witha magic already fora rematches. Thata will be keepinga Mario on his toes. Workinga with other bosses too, tricky stuff, you have good ideas." just lmao being nice he knows what it's like to be in a shadow and he is kinda terrified and impressed by juniors game plan with the Koopalings being able to swap back recharge swap back in. Plus he doesn't know if the Koopas temper will shift so genuine compliments and peace keeping so he's not drowned.

This game definitely is probably longer and harder with the kids getting stronger and coming back for more but eventually they'll reach their limit unable to go back to fighting. In cutscenes they'll be seen sat out the water or in the water with bandages looking too tired to go back and fight. The end fight is likely with Junior at the jacuzzi his siblings tho tired lend some help making it very difficult but their attacks are infrequent and slow. Maybe Bowser shows up probably right at the end after beating junior but I don't think he'd join the end fight/be a final surprise boss, the kids did a good fight but they've lost and he doesn't think they'd want him jumping in stealing their fight so he shows up as the escape assist and they all escape to dad cause ya know a good future king knows when to retreat. And like you get Luigi back the kids noticeably waving bye to him Junior saying "I'll see you next time Luigi! And I'll get you Mario!!!" as Luigi shyly laughs cause oh no what has he started. Ends happy Peach arrives they all enjoy their holiday, though Luigi absolutely passes out at his hotel room on his bed as he's thoroughly holidayed out. Mario and Peach walk the beach together into the sunset chatting and laughing.

Cut to bowsers Castle of kamek helping heal the kids up while Bowser absolutely lovingly laughs at and bullies his kids for the hotel mix up and junior is very embarrassed before Bowser scoops him into a playful noogie saying "I couldn't be more proud of you!" and Junior just??? "but we failed to get peach??" and Bowser laughs and is like "you think /I/ succeeded the first time I tried?? It went horribly wrong and blew up in my face! You actually kidnapped someone, Mario was terrified and you all planned to raise the stakes if given the chance adapting to the situation. You did really brilliantly." just tells his kids how good of a job they did but also laughs and is like "oh the old wrong hotel room trick" wiping his eye from crying laughing. Let him lovingly rib on his kids XD bullying is a love language.

[allenvooreef]

👻💥🌋🙈🌌✂️ for Raiden? :D

👻 GHOST - do they believe in ghosts? what are their “ghostly experiences”, if any?

The party has actually battled several ghostly specters! So not believing in them isn't much of an option anymore haha.

💥 COLLISON - what emotions do they have trouble dealing with?

OH MAN. Regret. Fear. Grief. Love.

🌋 VOLCANO - how bad is their temper? is it a slow boil, or a instant explosion?

Definitely a slow boil. He is quite easily annoyed, but it takes quite a lot to get him to really lash out out of anger. He holds on to that control for as long as possible.

🙈 SEE-NO-EVIL - whats a side of your oc that they don’t want to show other people?

The side that secretly wants all those things he says he doesn't need. Connection, sincerity, community, safety. The side of him that knows how to be selfless and sympathetic, the side that's vulnerable and unexplored.

🌌 MILKY WAY - what was the inspiration behind your oc? what was the first thing you decided about them?

His name, ironically! xD Raiden was a character in a fantasy novel I wrote with a friend, and he was my fav and I missed him. Since I didn't have much experience creating characters, I decided to take one I had already created and modify him as needed for a D&D setting. OG Raiden was a metamorph, a shapeshifter, and I changed that to him having alternate identities instead. He's changed a lot compared to OG Raiden since then, but his humble beginnings were right there.

✂️ SCISSORS - what is the “last straw” for them to cut someone out of their life? how easily do they let go of people?

Interestingly enough, the hard part for Raiden is not cutting people out. It's letting people in. He has ghosted so many people he once associated with for many reasons - sometimes circumstances caused him to have to disappear, sometimes the sensation of people coming too close set off his fight or flight response. Letting people go is the baseline. Keeping them around turns out to be much, much trickier - something he's currently learning the hard way.

Thanks so much for the asks!! Having a blast answering them

[brokenonyxestate]

A KISS FROM THE ONE I LOVE

I began my morning as I so often do: Kissing the one I love. Which is normally Feline, but she wasn't exactly in the mood for kissing me as I smelled like horse poop from cleaning the stalls all morning, so I want for the next best thing: Kissing Tetra.

Oh my beloved mare. I am sad to see her retire in the new year, and I hope I can get a few more good shows under her belt, before she is going to a world of relaxation and fun. I will of course still ride her, as long as she still wants me to, but I will have to stop eventually, when she gets too old or too sore. Still, riding her is not the same as the thrill of entering a show!

She is now 20 years old, and probably doesn't have much more jumping in her. And I would rather retire her, while she still feels good, than for her to hurt herself at a competition, because her show life went on for too long.

The other one to kiss, even if he won't stand still, is the newest offspring of BOE Canasta. His name is BOE Captain, but we mostly call him Uno these days. He is the offspring that was meant to be, as we found an old straw at the bottom of the freezer from the now retired BOE Commander.

I was so excited when I found it, and just knew I had to give getting a son of him one more go. Until yesterday he had only given me daughters, while went someone used a straw of his he would give them sons. Man I was jealous!

I knew it was literally the last straw, and as the vet used it to impregnate Canasta I prayed for just one more son. Yesterday I got exactly that in Uno. And I got a gorgeous son at that! A Silver Black! He is soooo lovely, and I am so happy that I have gotten an offspring to take over from Commander, once the little colt grows up.

Also, Amber, Feline's new horse, is doing well. Today I took my wonderful wife with me to the beach alongside Tetra and the lovely Amber. I'm not sure who was happiest to galop along the beach: Me or Tetra xD

After a while though Tetra slowed down, her age showing a little. She still is very fit, but when galopping in sand you will get tired eventually.

Amber is kinda... well, don't tell Feline I said this, but she is a little bitchy. She doesn't like other horses near her rear, and thinks they should f*ck off. And so she will tell them. Also I am not sure if in this picture she was just annoyed with Tetra being so close, or if she felt like she wasn't done galopping yet d:

Today ended with a kiss from one I love - on the beach - and just as the day began it ended: perfectly!

[luckycheesefoodie321]

HAHAHA I just noticed Usopp grabbing Zoro as he walks away in the Dressrosa intro XD

I’m on the last ep of the first half of Dressrosa and man we are finally where I want to be. After the high octane self-container joyride that was Punk Hazard, Dressrosa started off v slowly and this where you feel the manga v anime pacing issues. But now we’re in the thick of it and square offs I’ve been waiting for are finally happening!!

One square off I wanted to end about 10 episodes ago was Franky vs Baby Man. Im pretty sure this weird dudebro face off is gonna continue and boi i am this close to putting Frankie on my list of unpurposeful weirdos. And I like Franky. He has been a purposeful weirdo thus far but this fight has got to stop.

Now I know more about Dressrosa than I knew about Punk Hazard. I am aware of Rosinante and I know Gear 4 is inbound (which is fun to experience since Gear 5 has just been released in the anime) but I had seen clips and had this thought that Law and Luffy do the “Luffy pretends to attack Law and Law swaps with Doffy last minute” as the final blow in the Luffy v Doffy fight but they show it off straight away SO I can only assume that Doffy manages to thwart that trick later on and then it comes back at the last minute as the big triumphant moment. So looking forward to that.

I know keeping up with the anime/manga is like every OP fans mission but I kinda like coming in from behind. I get to guess at the gaps in my knowledge and how they come together with what I am aware of and that’s more fun to me than going in totally blind bc with a long form show like One Piece, you need markers to look forward to and that’s what I kinda give myself. Check points of the story I know are coming up that I can work towards so the task isn’t quite as large. Like all the major milestones of the One Piece viewing experience e.g.

Getting to the Grand Line

Defeating his first Shichibukai

Blackbeards speech

Luffy v Usopp

Gear 2nd/Sogeking shoot down that flag

Going Merry Death/Thousand Sunny birth

I truly knew nothing about Thriller Bark so Nanimo nakatta was a revelation for me

Meeting Rayleigh

Punching a World Noble

Getting separated

Luffy taking on Impel Down

Marineford/“he has a power that gets everyone on his side”/Conqueror’s Haki for the first time

Ace’s Death

3D2Y

Fishman Island and 50,000 Fishmen

Blood brothers with Jimbei

Again I knew nothing of Punk Hazard which was a true delight

Coliseum aka TOURNAMENT ARC

Meeting Sabo again

The return of the HIKENNN

And now I’m waiting for the bit where Doffy tries to step on Law and then Gear 4 reveal AND THE STRAW HAT GRAND FLEET.

As it has been said, better to experience OP at your own pace to truly appreciate what it is.

[murfpersonalblog]

🔥 choose violence ask game 🔥

CQL/MDZS Edition

1) the character everyone gets wrong: Jiang Cheng might be the most polarizing character of all IMO. But I don't think people get him "WRONG," so much as we tend to fall on either side of the discussion: either more or less critical of his inactions/overreactions. Personally, I am less inclined to forgive a lot of JC's BS, but!!! I also blame his parents' godawful child-rearing for him being so emotionally constipated.

2) a compelling argument for why your fave would never top or bottom: Canonically, LWJ never bottomed a day in his life, and I rebuke any heresy refuting this god-given evidence, amen.

3) screenshot or description of the worst take you've seen on tumblr: That one poll where people actually voted to behead WWX and marry Xue Yang had me like WHOMST???? Like, I understand marrying JGY, but XY?! O_O

4) what was the last straw that made you finally block that annoying person? I haven't blocked anyone in the CQL/MDZS fandom (yet)

5) worst discord server and why: I don't use discord. I wish they'd change the layout, it's a jumbled mess IMO.

6) which ship fans are the most annoying? I don't read anything but WangXian and 3zun fics, so I don't really get annoyed by other ships

7) what character did you begin to hate not because of canon but because how how the fandom acts about them? See #1. I'm actually hating JC LESS because of how the fandom acts--I used to spit on that man's name, LOL. XD

8) common fandom opinion that everyone is wrong about: Look, is it 13 years or 16 years y'all, cuz I am CONFUSED.

9) worst part of canon: the fact that Jin Guangshan ever existed.

10) worst part of fanon: the racism. Y'all out here really doing the most, huh?

11) number of fandom-related words you've filtered: I only filter out Bottomji; I did NOT sign up for this; hasn't WWX suffered enough?

12) the unpopular character that you actually like and why more people should like them: Does Nie Mingjue count as unpopular? I guess, in WX-centric fics he might be?

13) worst blorboficiation: Xue Yang. Don't get me wrong, he deserves a hug, but he's done way too much heinousness out of pure spite & wickedness for me to sit here uwu-ing him. (Even if he is hella pretty.)

14) that one thing you see in fics all the time: wangxian 😍

15) that one thing you see in fanart all the time: wangxian 😍

16) you can't understand why so many people like this thing (characterization, trope, headcanon, etc): ONLY shipping LXC with either NMJ or JGY, when he deserves BOTH of them gosh darnit. It's Venerated TRIAD Feels!

17) there should be more of this type of fic/art: there's plenty of 3zun, but I want MOAR

18) it's absolutely criminal that the fandom has been sleeping on... The fact that LWJ has the arm-strength of Hercules himself--people never talk about how physically inhumanly STRONG he was! Like...he lifted WEIGHTS. O_O

19) you're mad/ashamed/horrified you actually kind of like... Jin Zixuan

20) part of canon you found tedious or boring: every time Sect Leader Yao speaks.

21) part of canon you think is overhyped: The Incense Burner chapter. Like sure, all the smutty smut-smut, but I don't like sex pollen type tropes.

22) your favorite part of canon that everyone else ignores: LWJ being a literal TODDLER when drunk. It's the most adorable thing on the planet, but people usually just have LWJ pass out and wake up the next day, without showing how his repressed childlike/immature tendencies come out when he's inebriated.

23) ship you've unwillingly come around to: Lan Sizhui with Lan Jingyi. I see them more as brothers, and I ship LJY with Ouyang Zizhen more. But I get it--having LSZ w/ Jin Ling would be LXC w/ JGY all over again, in terms of who would marry in/out; while having LSZ w/ LJY stay together in Gusu is much neater, logistically.

24) topic that brings up the most rancid discourse: See #10.

25) common fandom complaint that you're sick of hearing: that LWJ bottoms. He doesn't. End of discussion! 😤 And Happy Hanguang-June!!! XD

[selenacosmic]

Hello! Could I request protective suitors defending MC from a creep? HC with Kenshin, Nobunaga, Motonari, Mitsuhide, and Shingen? Thanks so much! Your writings are 👌

Hello! I can imagine them being very overprotective XD thank you for requesting.

Suitors protection MC from a creep.

Oda forces.

Nobunaga Oda.

He knew that you were a fierce fireball, but he also knew that it wasn’t every fight or threat that you would be able to win against, you were already worried about being followed during the time you were in town, he would investigate this and find out who was scaring you. Nobunaga didn’t want you to feel anxious when going to town, he worried about you. After all, who would threaten his lucky charm?

The last straw was when the creep showed himself to you, you slowly backed away to try and run away. But before this person could do anything, Nobunaga showed up with his sword in hands, threatening the creep to stay away. He was angry that you were in danger because of that creep, he would imprison the man so that he wouldn’t hurt you or anyone else.

Mitsuhide Akechi.

He could already tell someone was bothering you right away, maybe even before you notice this creep was around. Mitsuhide was already taking action in investigating this person, he was preparing for the moment he captured the man. When you told him about it, Mitsuhide reassured you that he would protect you and take care of the man who dared to get closer.

He needed to know if it was a spy or someone from the enemy who knew that you were the princess of azuchi castle. Regardless of the reason, he would make sure the guy was imprisoned. He wouldn’t bother you ever again.

Uesugi-Takeda alliance.

Kenshin Uesugi.

Kenshin would take more extreme measures, he is very overprotective of you and would immediately take action, and he would hurry to get rid of this guy. Of course, by imprisoning him. But he needed to be patient, kenshin also taught you self defense. He wasn’t harsh when teaching you, but he made sure you memorized everything he taught you, Kenshin didn’t want anyone threatening you or making you uncomfortable.

He would personally capture the creep, threatening him to never consider harassing his lover or anyone again.

Shingen takeda.

Despite being this chill, kind man, shingen could be very scary when he wanted to, specially when a lowlife tried threatening his goddess, or any other woman! He doesn’t like when people threaten the weak who can’t defend themselves, so he will take action in protecting you and in capturing this creep. He would always reassure you that he was there with you and wouldn’t let anyone make you feel scared.

The moment he catches the creep trying to approach you, he will become one fierce man, his glare alone made the man shake in fear. He hugged you tightly while imprisoning the guy who was threatening you.

Lone forces.

Motonari Mouri.

He will be alerted, Motonari had a sharp eye and could tell immediately that someone was creeping you out, he questioned you about it and immediately understood why you looked so shaken up. Oh, but he would take care of this creep on his own terms. He would make sure the guy had the scare of his life for harassing you. He would play dirty like a pirate.

Motonari would also consider giving you a few self defense lessons, though he wondered if you would learn anything with those flowers growing in your head.

[veilder]

Tuesday is here and that means! Another prompt from yours truly! ^_^ We're rocking the Gavin Redemption Arc here tonight, everyone. Buckle up. XD

Prompt: Time traveler!Gavin AU where he comes from the nuclear ending and has been sent back into the past to try and prevent it from happening. Gavin's been fighting against the machines as long as he can remember and he hates them with every fiber of his being. It’s basically anathema to him, being forced to work with them in 2038. But he has a mission and a cover to keep. He knows full-well what a deviant is capable of and has vowed to stop them.

Too bad his best chance at that fails when the infamous deviant hunter knocks him unconscious in the archive.

Because he knows what an important figure Connor was to the Revolution. He was the key in turning the tide of things. So he knows Connor is just a ticking time-bomb when it comes to deviating. The archive is the last straw and, in a desperate attempt, he tries to stop a killer machine who far outclasses him. He remembers the terror of the future and so does the only thing he can think of to prevent it. And he fails.

So cue his surprise when the sun rises on November 11th and the humans are still around. Detroit is still a hotbed of tension, yeah, but nothing like the history books described. The news is spewing out stories about a ceasefire and peace talks and dismantling the recycling centers and he feels like the world has turned upside down on him. This is nothing at all like the history he knows.

And then, as the fuckin cherry on top, who but Connor shows up at his hospital room, looking far too remorseful for a ruthless deviant like he’s seen in the future? And then he apologizes for attacking him!

Gavin is completely lost here. He has no frame of reference for this at all. So he says nothing.

Connor seems satisfied nonetheless, and departs with a nod and a small smile for the bedridden man. And Gavin is left pondering the exchange well into the night.

But Connor comes back, again and again, keeping him company and sneaking him unhealthy snacks and acting so worryingly human. Eventually, Gavin has no choice but to converse. And he finds that he... doesn’t hate it. But when they eventually reach enough of an accord that Connor starts going personal, that’s when Gavin really starts worrying. Because Connor speaks so often of guilt, of remorse, of fear. He talks about his people and how he’d worked against innocents who only wanted freedom. He speaks of their struggle and how he feels he deserves no part in their victory.

And Gavin, fallible human that he is, begins to feel... kinship. Understanding. Empathy! With a machine! He wonders at how Connor’s words can so mirror Gavin’s comrades in the future, how he can hear echoes of his leaders in this synthetic person.

And most dangerously of all, he starts to wonder if he gave up his home and his life and his freedom... to stop beings he finds he no longer can hate.

And if Gavin’s not the only one who was sent back, too? And now he’s found himself on the opposite side of the fight, trying to protect people he’s only ever thought of as monsters from his own friends... Well, let's just say things are about to get pretty rocky for him. Or! The sorta-Terminator-esque kickass sci-fi backstory for Gavin that casts him as a human resistance fighter turned undercover time traveler turned android ally fighting against his own future, complete with action and thrills and a very unexpected romance. Come for the convoluted plot, stay for the character development, lol! ^_^

[can-i-be-your-blue]

Allen's coffee

brandy with milk

Stripper dreamXD x oc

Tw: man with a 🐱, sir/ma'am kink (oc is gender fluid), creampie, unprotected sex, stripper dreamXD, katsuo is a hermaphrodite

( a chapter for my fanfic on wattpad

Katsuo POV

I was driving down the empty city street of Los Angeles to one of my clubs. After a long day of work I want to unwind in one of my clubs. I pull up and park in my special parking spot, I get out of my mustang.



I close the door and lock it before walking up and pass Sam who is one of my bouncers at the door to check if people are of age. I finally reach the inside and walk to my room, which has 2 way sound proof glass (she can see out but no one can see in). I sit on the couch in the room, I lean on the table in fount of me and tap it twice to pull up a menu tab so I can order a drink. I order a Allen's coffee brandy with milk (one of the try guys said it tasted like chocolate milk), I tap the table twice again to get rid of the menu and rest my back against the plush cushion of the couch, I close my eyes for a bit but open them when I hear a knock on my door

"Come in" I say loud enough to be heard by who ever was outside

"I brought your drink sir" said DreamXD, he walks in seductively, swaying his hips as he walks up to me. He sits down next to me, leaning slightly forward looking up at me with lidded eyes

"Here let me~" he said in a sultry tone lifting up the drink to my lips. I rap my lips around the straw and take a sip with my eyes closed.

"Do you like it sir" XD said looking at me with a blush and still liked eyes

"Mm yes, it really good, thank you XD" I say softly as he sets down the drink on the table before getting on his knees beside me pushing his chest to my to mine from the side, cupping my face in his soft hands, turning my head to look at him. As I look at him he slowly removes the belly dancer like mask.



(Like this but plane and a neon green, if you know what they are called tell me)

Showing me his handsome face. He had lots of freckles that stretched from one side to the other side of his face, perfect puffy lips that you could kiss all day. Slowly he closed the gap and connecting our lips together. I kiss him back, slipping my arm around his waist to pull him into my lap which causes him to gasp, I swiftly slip my tongue in to wrestle with his for a bit. Getting low on air I pull back, seeing a string of saliva connecting us as we pant.

"Naughty, naughty boy XD~" I say looking at him with lidded eyes as he looks away blushing heavily bring up his hand, putting the middle joint of his pointer finger to his lips.

"I oughta punish you for that, hm~? What should your punishment be?" I say as I give a firm slap to one of his plump ass cheek causing him to let out a surprised soft moan from his lips.

"Maybe I should bend you over my lap and spank you~ or make you suck me off~" I say as I watch him whip his head at me when I said the last one

"Oh~ you like that last one huh?" I say and he nods "well get to work XD, it won't suck itself" I say watching him scramble to his knees in front of me, griping my belt he unbuckles it before grabbing my waist band, I lift my hips up a bit so he could pull it down to my ankles. I watch as he look at my boxers that had a noticeable balge before grabbing them to also pull them down. He eyes go wide when he sees my fully erected cock lightly smack him before resting on my exposed stomach after I unbuttoned my dress shirt. After he gets over his shock he reaches up and grabs my length before he slowly starts stroking my cock at a medium pace.

"Your cock is so big ma'am~, I can't wait to choke on it~" XD says hitting his lips, leaning forwards to kitten lick my tip before putting me in his moist mouth. Taking as much as he could before choking on it, his eyes role back with a moan, he starts fondle my balls while bobbing his head at a fast pace. I throw my head back and groan, I put my hand on his head as I start face fucking him, he grips my thighs, looking at me through his teary lidded eyes moaning around me.

"Such a good little whore aren't you XD~ well you better swallow your reward for being such a good slut for me~" I breathlessly stilling my hips, Cumming in his mouth. I pull back and watch as he closes his mouth and swallows before opening his mouth to show me that he swallowed it all.

"Your cum tastes so good ma'am, thank your for my reward~" he said with a lustful face licking his lips

"Mhm well thank you sweetheart, but your not done yet" I say taking off my shirt getting up tapping the table 4 times, the room starts changing. The table starts going into the floor and the couch starts pulling out into a bed, once it stops I turn to XD and say firmly

"Strip and get in the bed"

I watch as he takes a moment before rushing to take of the neon green bunny suit (female version) and hells before climbing on to the bed to lay on his back, spreading his legs  he reaches down to spread his folds to show me his twitching hole dripping with his fluids

"Come and ruin my cunt, mommy~ make it yours~" he grinning seductively, I climb onto the bed resting between his legs, I look at him and ask him softly

"Are you sure you want to continue sweetheart, we don't have too if your not comfortable" he looks at me with a soft look and opens his mouth

"I want to do this with you, katsuo. Please be careful tho, this is my first time" he said and I nod at him before grabbing my length, rubbing the tip of my cock on his clit before moving it to prod at his tight little hole before slowly pushing in. I groan at how tight he was, he let out a pained moan at my cock stretching his hole, clinging to me.

"S-shit so tight XD, can't wait to calm you as mine" I say letting out a light moan finally stopping waiting for XD to give me the signal that he is ready

"Mm~ so b-big mommy, such a big cock stretching my hole. Ruin it clam it as yours. I'm all yours to ruin and use as u please~" he said cupping my face with lidded eye with little hearts in them, a deep blush on his face and a lustful yandere like smile on his face

"I'm ready mommy, now ruin my tight little hole~" he whispered out pulling me into a kiss as I pull out before slamming in again, repeating again. XD brakes the kiss to slam his head back letting out a load moan as I fuck his cunt over and over again.

"Yesh~ ooo~ fuck yes~! more mommy more!!" He tells wrapping his legs around my waist

"Fuck~ so good for me XD~" I groan out leaning down to suck hickeys onto his neck getting moans in return.

"G-gonna cum mommy~" he moans, I grip his waist tightly speeding up

"Me t-too, I'm going to fill this slutty little cunt full of my cum~ going to clam you, own you~" I say possessively, he tightens his legs and his arms, letting out a moan-ish scream, Cumming on my cock

I bury my cock as far a it could go, groaning loudly as I pump his cunt full of my cum. I move to rest my weight on my elbows, placing a kiss on his swollen lips, pull back he tries to chase after my lips. He looks at me with a small smile on his lips, I rub his hips before saying

"I hope you don't think im done with you yet XD, need to clam you more~" I lean down to bit into his neck getting a small moan before he talks

"Mm~ I'll go as long as you like ma'am, like I said, use me all you like~" he said, I move his legs to my shoulders getting him into a mating press

"Well it's going to be a long time~ hope your ready sunshine~" I say thrusting into his cum filled hole

Time skip

I lay on the bed with XD cuddled into my chest sleeping. I pull the blanket up further to cover XD a bit. I kiss XD head before closing my eyes.

"Goodnight honey, see you in the morning. Love you" I say tiredly drifting of to sleep

💚XD pov💚 (this takes place before katsuo arrives)

I was working at the bar like usual, guys and girls flirting with me. Like the could compare to my boss, they are so beautiful, fluffy blond hair, deep blood red eyes, perfect pink lips, perfect busty but fit body. *sighs* she's just so perfect I say with blush, I hear familiar shoes against hard tiled floors, I turn and look to see her in her beauty, I take note of her angry, tense stressful face making a b-line to her VIP room. I turn to give this guy his drink I see a order from her room, I rush to make her drink before falling my brother dream to take my spot at the bar so I could go and deliver her drink

"Dream mind taking my spot I'm going to go give boss her drink" I say to him he nods and said sure and I walk to her room and knock.

If only I knew what would happen when I made my move on her

[versadies]

THOMA. LIKES. US??? 😳

Chapter 5 was so exciting! I really felt bad for Hiiragi.. Like, just imagine your husband, the love of your life, inviting your ex to your wedding party and possibly trying to mend things with them behind your back, IN YOU WEDDING PARTY.

Ayato makes me feel sick on that part.

How long did Ayato and y/n were together? High school 'til college right? Deym, just imagine your love of your life, he just suddenly tell you that he just "fallen out of love with you" and leaves without anymore explanation I— Why??? He got bored with us?? Why the hell you want to fix things with us Ayato I—

It really makes sense why y/n reacted like this. "she has my love" my ass. Now that's the last straw Ayato. 😡

Gosh, sorry for the Ayato slander rant. I guess it really show how I'm so invested in the story and how you did an absolutely wonderful job on it, Dan! ^^ ❤️❤️ ❤️

I hope this ask shows how much I support you Dan. (No not you father— Okay, that joke is getting old.) xD

NAUR COMRADE DONT APOLOGIZE, I THRIVE ON AYATO SLANDER 👹👹👹👹 my hatred for ayato is the reason why evermore exists, so seeing u despising the man is a win for me 😈😈😈😈

and yes, thoma DOES like y’all <333 you’re also right about the span of y/n and ayato’s relationship, it lasted from hs to college ! so the break up is definitely hard on y/n since they’re quite used to ayato’s presence a lot, so his absence felt like a part of y/n disappeared.

overall, im rlly glad u like my series so ty comrade <333 !!

[clouds-rambles]

Hey! If your requests are open, could I please have a platonic headcanon with Childe, Zhongli, Diluc (maybe scaramouche too? Lol) with a fem reader who was trouble showing her feelings, so she always pretends to be okay even though she is not and has a huge urge to cry? I just really need some comfort right now, sorry if my ask is a little bit confusing XD

Anyways, I hope you have a nice day and stay safe! 🌸

Of course bestie! I know what you’re talking about (this one is for the kaeya kinnies /j)

I’m at the stage where idk if I should be calling Childe, Childe or Tartaglia and I confuse myself. So many names, and that’s not even adding Ajax into the list

Brain small cannot think of anything for short angry harbinger, sorry :(

Pairings; (Seperate, Platonic) Childe, Zhongli, and Diluc x reader

Warning(s); depression mention, imposter syndrome

Keep reading under the cut!

Childe

Hiding your emotions from Childe is difficult. He has a sixth sense when he’s around people he’s close to. Great for cheering up kids, horrific for you, especially when it’s a day where you want to just not address the issue

“[name] are you okay you seem a little down”

“Just tired Tart, I had a late night”

“Hm okay, let me know if somethings bothering you though”

Childe is a great way to get your mind off of your life though, he always finds something to do and some way to entertain you

Sometimes he’ll purposely try to (horrifically) use chopsticks, just to make you laugh

Other times he’ll suggest stomping about Liyue to find some seashells. Something about ‘levelling up’. You don’t really understand that

Though today is just different, everything seems to be getting progressively worse. In fairness you had woken up a little iffy but dropping Childes inkblock causing it to break and stain the carpet was the last straw.

“I’m so sorry Tart” you cry with the broken inkblock in your hands “I can’t believe I did that” you add. You feel Childe take the block pieces out your hand and places them on the table before embracing you

“Hey, hey, it was an accident” he consoles rubbing your back “There’s a ton more inkblocks from where that came from” 

“What about the carpet?” you ask between sobs, Childe smiles

“I’m sure the fatui has plenty of those too” he replies

The two of you sit like this, while the two of you are often on the same equal footing you don’t mind being treated like one of Childe’s younger siblings. Just for a moment

Zhongli

Much like Childe, Zhongli can sense your mood change a mile off. He’s probably even more perceptive than his fatui friend, and even more upfront with it.

“Tell me [name], what’s got you down in the dumps today?” 

“Hm, I just had a late night that’s all”

“That’s a lie”

“Yeah... I just want to avoid it right now if that’s okay”

“Of course, here try this calming tea”

You just kind of keep burying the sad feeling down with the attitude of out of sight out of mind

That’s until you’re at Zhongli’s door, just after midnight, knocking at it.

“Who’s knocking at this time of nig-” Zhongli opens the door to see you there just stood sobbing “[name] what’s wrong?” he asks placing his hands lightly on your shoulders. You lean into Zhongli letting him hug you

“I just feel like everyone around me is faking it. Faking the laughs, the love” you sob, “I feel like an odd one out” you add, Zhongli coos for a few moments

“I can assure you my friend that you are loved by many” he reassures “Your friends, myself included, can barely say a bad thing about you” he adds “Only that you drink out of your teacup a little strangely” he attempts to jest. You chuckle at the joke and shake your head

“Really?” you ask, Zhongli nods

“I swear on the geo archon himself” he jests again

“Thank the archons” you smile a little weakly between your tears

Diluc

Diluc is a little oblivious with emotions, especially when he has such trouble with his own. There are things that he notices you do that he does when avoiding confrontation about whatever you’re feeling down about, but he never likes to push

“You’re looking a little down [name], need to vent about anything?”

“No thanks Diluc, maybe later”

You like to keep yourself busy with the intention of forgetting what you’re feeling, so more often then not you’re helping about Angels Share for a cute tip and to keep yourself busy

As the two of you are cleaning up after the evening shift, Charles went home early as he did a lunch shift as well, your eyes start water and before you know it you’re silently crying to yourself.

“[name]?” Diluc questions upon seeing your shaking shoulders

“Sorry just a sec” you try to say between tears. You feel Diluc approach from behind you and place a hand on yours

“I’m here” he attempts to console “Do you want a hug or something?” he asks awkwardly. You don’t look up but nod. So, Diluc embraces you rather stiffly but attempts to soften into it without breaking down himself. The poor touch starved man.

“I don’t get why I started crying” you confess wiping your eyes into Diluc’s shoulder. Diluc nods

“It’s okay [name], you don’t need a reason” he consoles settling into the hug and rubbing your back “Everyone gets like that sometimes” he adds

“Even you?”

“Hm, yes, even me”

[sirianhewigxiii]

Folks, I wasn’t really going to write a full-blown analysis about this entire scene - but it somehow turned into one when I started putting down a minor comment I was planning on making about xD 

But I couldn’t help it, especially since I was hoping for something like this and the show delivered something even better...

First there’s Ironwood. He’s down and defeated, both physically and most likely mentally as well. Winter dragged him into the room in handcuffs, the modified version of his weapon on her back and maybe after she had thrown him into the cell she actually even helped him lie down once she had uncuffed him - who knows, either way she had locked him up now. She ended up having to lock him up and place a barrier between them.

So back to the beginning of the scene when we first get back to the cell room after the time stop, Winter is turned towards Ironwood’s cell and she was looking at her scroll and Jaune’s broadcast.

Still what was she doing before that? Was she probably just looking at Ironwood, thinking about how things ended up the way they did? 

I don’t think there’s any regret in her whatsoever, but maybe just a little sadness about what he has become, because at least at some point in her life he probably was the father she always wanted for herself - one that was nurturing her and listened to what she had to say.

So, we first see her turned towards Ironwood and a few seconds in the camera swings to the side and we see Jacques to Winter’s left. And so far Winter hasn’t even acknowledged him in the slightest, she was looking at her scroll, most likely Ironwood before that and she wasn’t even looking at him when she brought Ironwood in. 

Mind you, Jacques is an asshole who got what’s coming to him, but remember, he has no idea about anything that is happening right now and just for a split-second imagine what it must have been like for him to see Winter coming into the room where the cells are...And not only did she just come into the room - she was dragging in the very man he had once accused of ‘stealing her from him’ at the same time.

And it looks like, in a maybe desperate attempt to get to know about what was going on or maybe just to clutch at any last straw he thought he might have, he must have gotten up and walked to the edge of his cell. Still with how WInter was ignoring him he probably hadn’t dared saying a word up until Jaune’s announcement.

And only then Winter barely looked at him to reply and she even turned around to leave halfway - the strongest reason for that most likely being the fact that she was completely unwilling to talk to him and even what reply she had given him felt constrained as if she was forcing herself to do it. 

Still at this point it looks as if she was at least somewhat trying to at least relay what was necessary to him. But here’s where this entire first shot and the positioning come to play.

Not only is there only some large distance between them, but the perspective this is shown from has the corner-projector of the cell’s wall between them and the pillar looks like a thick black line that separates Winter and Jacques. And Jacques is at the edge of the shot and occupying the lesser space of the two.

If we go full symbolic: that thick line that devides them will most likely never disappear and always be there. Jacques has messed up too badly for that to happened. He had ruined Winter’s entire youth and put her through too much shit. Winter was disinherited when she joined the military, if we do some math here it must have been when she was 21. 

She entered Atlas Academy at the age of 17, had four years of training there and enlisted once she was done. 

We can figure that she must have been already in the military for at least a year or two, since Weiss had been the heiress in her stead for enough time for word to spread around by then. (Blake already knew Weiss in V1), so make her maybe 23 in V3 and since two years have past since the Fall of Beacon she is right now 25 years-old.

So she’s now 25 and for the first 21 years of her life she has suffered through his terror, we have seen some of his behavior through Weiss’ experience, but I can imagine that while Jacques still had a tight grip on Winter, she was the one taking the brunt of his outbursts and punishments on Weiss’ and Whitley’s behalf to protect them for a much longer time by then. Part of Weiss’ and Whitley’s conversation when we first met Whitley in V4 also suggests that the two younger siblings were mostly together most of the time until Weiss first became the second heiress and later on left for Beacon. 

Coming back to Winter that means that for the majority of her life Jacques was keeping her completely isolated, probably even from her siblings - Winter’s room was close enough for Willow to figure out how the Hound was closing in on Whitley in Jacques’ office, when Weiss had to walk quite a distance from her room to the office in V4 and we’ve seen Whitley had been dropping by Weiss’ room often enough in V4 to maybe suggest that his room isn’t too far from Weiss’. 

Winter left Schnee Manor for the military completely on her own, never having had a team at the Academy that we know of, never having had any friends she spoke of or rather having been denied all of those thing from, guess who Jacques who was most likely keeping tabs on everything she did at Atlas Academy. 

The first and only friend she had probably made only after freeing herself must have most likely been Penny. Penny who of her own had a special peculiar situation that set her apart from others.

And Weiss who had most likely noticed how Jacques was trying to keep in control of Winter even at the Academy, therefore left for Beacon, while officially coming up with some other excuse he wasn’t smart enough to see through.

And while a 17-year-old Weiss, who had been the heiress since she was probably 15 only, had the chance to more freely meet people, make friends and properly heal. Winter didn’t. 

Or rather she might have healed to some extend and moved forward with her life, but she has huge scars that will always remain and never disappear and so she will never forgive Jacques for what she has been through because of him.

Still when Jacques tries to reach out in desperation and gets zapped by the barrier, Winter slowly stops and actually gives him an answer to his question, even though she still doesn’t even look at him.

 So why did she still talk to him? Why did she go out of her way to tell him that they were going to come back for him (and Ironwood) once they were done saving everybody else? Because of Weiss. 

It’s only for a second but we clearly get to see Winter’s pain when Jacques thanks her and whatever he was trying to say afterwards to weasel himself into her good graces gets immediately shut down, when Winter turns around, directly looks at him for the first time and shuts him down with the truth. 

She only looks at him because the one thing she wants him to actually understand is that she wasn’t the one saving him. She makes sure that he clearly knows that she had nothing to do with it and that it was Weiss’ decision to save his sorry ass. If it was up to her, Winter would just simply leave him to rot here and it was only at her younger sister’s request that she didn’t.

And after that Jacques knows it too. You can visibly see him simply shutting down right after and the moment he realizes it.

For the first time he might have actually become aware of how much irreparabel damage he had done to his first child (or all of his children in general).

This wasn’t what he kept thinking of as Winter just running away and being unruly or Winter having been taken away from him by Ironwood. Jacques finally realized that Winter actually truly left because of him. Because he was fucking up.

And he realized that his life means nothing to her.

Actually absolutely nothing.