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wolfwarrior142 · 10 months ago

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Aaravos with his first child: *loves her so deeply, profoundly devastated for a century after she's unfairly killed, causes chaos for centuries after*

Aaravos with his second child: Fuck this little freak lol

#tdp #tdp s6 #tdp s6 spoilers #the dragon prince #the dragon prince s6 #like he loved leola so so much (dont blame him she seemed so so precious and sweet and loving and adorable) but with sir sparklepuff he was #like 'hes a freak. you need to kill him to save your life :)' i didnt expect him to care about kids at all for how casually he told viren #to kill sir #and well. at least we now know he wasnt lying. sir really WAS viren's kid. imagine claudia finding out that thing is actually technically #her half sibling. like she just lost her leg. now this. then learns she has to slaughter said little sibling to save her dad and does it #without complaint. what a fuckin night jesus christ #aaravos #leola #sir sparklepuff #like 'he's our son!! now kill him ❤️'#did aaravos explain what occurred for sir to be the kid of him and viren or was he just like 'hes our child. hes legit the child of viren #and i. no more details just kill him to save your dad :)' props to claudia with all of that going on at once i would have had a full mental #break for like a week that is Too Much all at once #she actually kept it together way better than i would have tbh. like 'can you just kill be too i cant take anymore of this shit my brain is #about to crack into two'#dragon lady letters

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thevaelguard · 4 months ago

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You're arranged married to one of the DA LIs, spin the wheel for who!!

#dragon age origins #dragon age 2 #dragon age inquisition #dragon age the veilguard #polls #I got taash on my test spin and then bull on my official spin #website is shipping me with the qunari #I LIKE TAASH BUT REALLY LOVE THE IRON BULL SO WAHOO !!!!! I'LL EVEN KILL A DRAGON FOR YOU SIR 🫡#also I am so sorry if someone has done this before. I haven't seen it but whoopsies

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deadpoolsmom · 10 months ago

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as far as one piece antagonists go Crocodile truly gets absolutely scooby-doo’d at unmatched levels

He immediately falls for a phone scam and from basically little garden to rainbase he doesn’t even know the strawhats are alive (and clowning towards him at incredible speed). As soon as he does, they’re in his house tearing at his walls and bringing marines into his villain lair.

He uses a literal floor trap door over a gator pit to catch them, gets phone scammed again, full scooby-doo chase scenes after Chopper through the streets while still missing him, and suddenly his prisoners have escaped his impossible cage, and his giant bananagators are dead. and Nico Robin saw it all happen.

He then spends rest of the arc complaining about those meddling kids and their dog “strawhat pirates and their weird pet” and at no point does he even know how many strawhats there are.

Like yeah he keeps having plans on top of plans to stop everything Vivi can do but also she keeps coming up with a new thing to do (Tom and Jerry ass dynamic).

Part of it is that he’s underestimating them and keeps grandstanding villain monologuing but also teens keep killing hundreds of his grand line bounty hunters and he straight up does not know what is happening.

Cause he IS trying to kill them he’s sending top assassins after them and ripping out luffy’s organs, the whole time he’s yelling HOW ARE YOU ALIVE?? DIE. as whack-a-mole Luffy keeps inventing new ways to hit him.

#who would win: an untouchable warlord w 1000 plans and a million agents or 1 bouncy boy and his 4-10 (croco has NO idea how many) companion #he literally says like go kill all 4 strawhats and their pet thing verbatim #p sure he thinks there’s like at least a dozen strawhats by the end and more then one mr prince #sanji and chopper are basically shaggy and scooby throughout rainbase like if they had stopped for snacks instead then came & freed evryone #honestly the plans on plans is the only reason he made it as far as he did cause they were knocking through them mach 10 #he was in mob boss spy thiller mode and the strawhats are NOT matching his energy #he’s getting conned he’s getting clowned on his mouth is punched off mid line and now someone has called the cops (marines)#sir crocodile #monkey d luffy #nefertari vivi #tony tony chopper #black leg sanji #roronoa zoro #nami #usopp #straw hat pirates #one piece #alabasta arc

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noodles-and-tea · 27 days ago

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Your GORGEOUS Merlin fanart has reawakened my merlin obsession. My mind has been in OVER DRIVE. My fave plot bunny I've been pondering thus far after you launched me back into the fandom is an AU where Merlin's magic is discovered so obviously he flees Camelot, meaning OBVIOUSLY Arthur goes after him. Except that's not what Camelot thinks happened. What everyone else DOES think is that the evil sorcerer Merlin kidnapped their crown prince and is now holding him hostage, resulting in a slew of knights embarking on a 'rescue' mission to save Arthur from Merlin's evil clutches. Basically, this is just an excuse to subvert the damsel(Arthur) locked away in a tower guarded by a dragon(Merlin) au. Your art has literally inspired me soo much it's absolutely crazy. You've sparked a creative fire within me!!! ✨🔥

THATS SO FUN I LOVE THAT!!!

#Leon: WE’VE COME TO RECLAIM OUR KING YOU FIEND!!#Merlin: FINALLY! Take his laundry with you too!!#OH WAIT DO YOU MEAN MERLIN TURNS HIMSELF INTO THE DRAGON!!#more like #Arthur: Merlin!! the knights are back!#Merlin who had to put his book down for the seventh time to scare them off: I might actually kill one today.#Merlin’s always like “why don’t you just go back with them?”#and Arthur’s response is just “🥺🥺🥺”#my art #ask #Merlin #bbc Merlin #merlin emrys #arthur pendragon #Merthur #sir leon

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musicals-and-mushrooms · 1 month ago

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elisabethdeep-blog · 2 months ago

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Reread Equal Rites recently. I used to think it was about feminism and little girls getting the same opportunities as little boys. Which, it isn't not about that. But ALSO.

It's about an intersex kid.

It's about a little girl born with a staff.

And that's Not Right.

The adults in the room- her father, the 'medical professional'- attempt to remove the staff, by blade and by fire. The fresh little baby SCREAMS. So they agree to pretend it doesn't exist. She'll probably grow up just a regular little girl.

right?

But just around the onset of puberty..... it becomes apparent, not to her, but to the adults, that she's not going to be Regular.

The medical professional tries again to rectify matters. She tries to destroy the staff while the girl is unconscious. The girl screams. The adults give in. They aren't monsters.... but life will be so much harder, so much less foreseen, for this strange little girl....

They try to raise her 'right'.

If she won't be a conventional woman... maybe an unconventional woman. A Powerful woman- in the way that women can be powerful. Are permitted to be powerful.

But she's not a woman- she's a child. What will she be, when she's grown? A Witch. A Wizard. She can't be either. She can't be neither.

(The term 'warlock' is repeatedly invoked and scoffed. The etymology of 'warlock' is 'breaker of oaths'. Counter to the covenant. Rulebreaker.)

Right.

#Equal Rites #discworld #granny weatherwax #eskarina smith #Esk #intersex #nonbinary #I read ER early in my Discworld journey. I remember disliking this depiction of Granny W. Especially after reading later Witches books.#But ER kills it actually. Granny's actions and changing priorities and perspective are arguably more important than Esk's personal arc.#Granny is a model. Esks exist. Granny makes the mistakes so that when we meet our own Esks we don't need to make them ourselves.#sir terry pratchett #published 1987 #1K #eldeepo

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araminakilla · 1 year ago

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Angel: This little b1tch is a traitor!

Sir Pentious: