*meanwhile, in the Underworld*
Polites: Eurylochus, back so soon? And...there's the rest of your crew. And by the gods, what happened to you?
Eurylochus, who is sick of thematically-significant reprises: >:(
has anybody seen my pet piece of paper. his name is walter he is very fragile but very adventurous. i should never have left the window open in my tenth story apartment