#tw:spiders

[gaym0m]

So I FUCKEN hate spiders. Like I’ll set myself in fire before dealing with one. That being said, here’s what I think Ellie, Deadite!Ellie, and Beth would do for their s/o who’s afraid of spiders cause there’s one in the corner of my room and I know it’s waiting for me to sleep which now I can’t. 

Warning: some cuss words. Spiders. Deadite Ellie attempting to eat the spider. Pre established relationships even with Deadite Ellie, to where they definitely kiss here and there. Uhh I dunno what else to be honest, lemme know if you find something I should tag, I tried to make this as gender neutral as possible but I’m too gay so sorry if there’s anything I missed 😭

Ellie:

Personally, I always Yelp/make a loud noise. Not really scream but like a wtf if wtf was a noise not a phrase so let’s say Ellie’s s/o did that.

Quickly she’d probably make her way into the room, not quite worried but definitely curious as to what that noise was.

Locking eyes on her s/o, who (if they are anything like me) would be standing in the opposite corner to the spider. Eyes wide open, non blinking and just staring daggers into the eight legged monster on the corner of the room.

One perfect eyebrow raised, Ellie would probably look up to try to see what’s so glare worthy however she didn’t have her glasses so she couldn’t see it too well.

Slowly she took a step towards the corner with the spider only for her s/o to jump and pull her back(can you tell this is super indulgent and self insert?)

“Nonononono! There’s a monster!” Of course whisper yell because what if the monster can understand them.

Cue the silent and confused staring from Ellie.

“Spider! There’s a fucken spider!” More whisper yelling, more panicked now.

Cue more silent staring, more of a ‘are you— serious?’ Now.

Followed by that tired motherly sigh.

Followed by yet another motherly (heroic if you ask me) act of Ellie (tall ass who can reach the corner of the ceiling) taking a shoe to the monster and killing it.

Immediate relief floods her s/o before she’s jumped on and kissed on every inch of her face s/o could reach.

“All that for a spider? Huh might have to kill them more.” Flustered Ellie, flustered (happy) s/o and thankfully dead spider.

Deadite!Ellie

Honestly, I’m not a pro with Deadite writing but with so many decomposing bodies and other stuff— there’s definitely spiders crawling around.

Granted, at that point s/o probably has bigger issues to deal with (like the possessed Ellie trying so hard to get her hands on them).

However every self help book states that when your life is in disarray or out of control, take into control what you can and ignore the rest.

Of course self help books are bullshit and in no way help with a possessed girlfriend and a spider/animal infested apartment building.

S/o is probably just hiding somewhere, praying Deadite!Ellie would get bored or give up or something literally anything except continue to run her nails down the wood of the door that stood between the two.

Somehow, an eight legged monster standing a few feet from s/o’s feet was more scary than the Deadite standing outside the door.

With a sudden burst of energy, s/o ran out the door as if the devil himself had cussed her out.

Deadite Ellie immediately turned to her, excitement making her dead blue eyes light up like Christmas lights.

However she realized something was wrong, normally her precious s/o would tease her for much longer than this, and as soon as they made it behind a door they would rarely (if ever) come out willingly.

Especially with Ellie still there.

Ellie stared at her s/o, the urge to pounce was so strong yet her curiosity stood stronger.

Her rotten head turned towards the bathroom, not finding a single thing wrong— at least in her head.

Then her precious made a noise, a noise that drover her crazy (as if she wasn’t crazy enough) but it also made her decomposing blood boil.

Because the noise wasn’t for her, but for a. . . a—

Growling, Ellie struggled to remember the name of her current rival.

Instead of dwelling on it, she reached for the creature. Picking it up and waving it around as if to try and tease some of the most lovely noises from her s/o.

Unfortunately her s/o was frozen, unable to move and unable to even whimper.

Growing annoyed quickly, Ellie lifted the monster towards her lips, ready to eat the disgusting creature.

“ELLIE BIXLER I SWEAR IF YOU EAT THAT ILL NEVER COME BACK—“

. . . S/o and Ellie had no idea they could scream so loudly— it actually stung the Deadlites ears.

Almost like a kicked puppy, Ellie pulled the spider from her face and stared at her s/o as if waiting for instructions.

“P-please just crush it and . . . And toss it in the trash or something just don’t eat it and keep it away from me.”

Happily Ellie did as told, probably (definitely) expecting some reward.

She may have gotten some kisses… your choice.

Beth

From the start, Beth had tried to been a total badass in-front of her s/o.

It was like she was trying to make them fall for her, not really realizing how smitten they already were for her.

It had been a random night, they had just finished a show and had returned to their hotel room.

They’re had been playfully giggles, jokes and kisses here and there as they got ready to sleep for the fun day they had planned.

However, all the happiness crashed down on s/o when they noticed a spider in the corner of the bed.

Covering their mouth as too avoid a scream too loud, s/o let out a muffed scream.

Beth immediately made her way out of the bathroom and into the room, her pocket knife in hand (talk about wanna be).

“What’s wrong?”

“Spider!”

Blink blink . . .

“What?”

“SPIDER! KILL IT.”

For a second, Beth felt her face drain of blood.

Ellie always killed the spiders for her— but independence meant killing the spiders yourself

Or in this case for her s/o

So with trembling hands, Beth took a deep breath and grabbed one of her heavy boots and with a quick movement she—

MISSED?!

THE SPIDER IS RUNNING ON THE WALL

CUE BOTH BETH AND S/O SCREAMING

“KILL IT KILL IT.”

“I CANT. IM SCARED.”

Beth has never been able to make a shrilled scream, until that exact moment.

Between all the panic, the spider got away

There wasn’t really a thought process. Both s/o and Beth just grabbed their bags and speed to the other band members room.

In the end they forced the guys to switch rooms with them and slept clinging to each-other and taking turns to check for spiders.

I hope y’all liked this, started it last night and finished it during my work break 😂 lemme know if this is good or if I should do 2nd person instead.

[allmythologies]

30 days of horror myths: jorogumo

the jorōgumo is the most well-known of the arachnid yōkai in japanese mythology. jorōgumo live solitary lives, both as spiders and as yōkai. when a golden orb-weaver reaches 400 years of age, it develops magical powers and begins to feed on human prey instead of insects. jorōgumo make their nests in caves, forests, or empty houses in towns. they are known to prey on young, handsome men who are looking for love, and she’ll lure him into her house with promises of affection.

[cherriteaa]

WAIT did u not know about the hair thing??? omg yea (new world) tarantulas throw their hair as a defensive action instead of biting. it itches like hell but u just gotta wash it off and then they have a lil bald spot until they molt

but also mitsuya being dramatic just to hear his gf giggle are u KIDDING me thats so cute ur gonna bring my mitsuya crush back from the dead (hes the one who got me i ti tokyo revengers)

-🦌anon

WTF IS A NEW WORLD TARANTULA ?????

ARE THERE OLD WORLD TARANTULAS?????

Also YES come obsess with Mitsuya with me 🗣️🗣️🗣️

He’s def the type to be comfortable enough with himself to act silly to get you to laugh.

ALSO consider Mitsuya using his sewing technique to patch up your plushies / help make your own outfits in your style! I also think in his spare time, he might try and pick up crochet. You’d probably get hella handmade gifts from him

[imagine-all-the-elves]

Imagine being a spider hunter in Mirkwood, not the most famous or skillful one, but loved and respected, anyway. One night other hunters discover you cornered by a pack of spiders and severely wounded with a Morgul arrow.

Author: @dawn-petrichor-world

[misstextures]

i like spiders :D

[kaito-spotted]

Spotted !! Stuck in a spider web !

(Image by Elvina Minjacq from Pixabay)

[backpackingspace]

There are many reasons why I shouldn't take a nap rn like I need good sleep tonight bc working a double tomorrow, the giant ass spider that woke me up this morning that I didn't deal with, afternoon naps are the devils speaking, my depression, but consider. I'm sleepy.

[xaerokeri]

[softlittleheartsandsparkles]

(spider anon) Ooooh, okay! I think finding another server for my interests might be a good idea! I'll try looking for a spider or reptile/herping community. I think for the servers we have in common... i'll try talking to her first but if it gets to be too much, I'll probably take a step back. I think I can also try soft blocking? But i'll try to communicate first. We've known each other since high school so i feel sad to think of dropping her friendship. so maybe space might help? I'm thinking joining a server she's not in might also be a good idea like the ones you suggested. So Thank you Sae.

Your welcome! and honestly all of that sounds good. Discussing with your friend how you feel is really important & as you said, if it gets too much you can always take a step back. Sometimes friendships need a break/reboot. I think it's good to have a space too for your interests/hobbies so you can make friends with people who like the same stuff.

[stray-but-okay]

Chan: Let me tell you a fun story

Also Chan: Begins to tell the most traumatizing story I’ve ever heard

[sandersstimboards]

Dukexiety Stimboard for anonymous

[allmythologies]

30 days of horror myths: ushi-oni

the japanese folklore describes more than one kind of ushi-oni, but the depiction of a bovine-headed monster occurs in most. ushi-oni, who are yoaki, generally appear on beaches and attack people who walk there, but they have also been known to attack in front of temples dressed in human clothes and in caves. ushi-oni have brutal, savage personalities. their appearance varies, mainly based on geographical location, but they are known to cause illness.

[cherriteaa]

WAAAAAAA that was so cute omg in re; tarantula but omg baji adopting her 🥺🥺 brb i am SOBBING i love how much he loves animals its so STINKIN cute

i can also see mitsuya while lowkey terrified, also doing like a bunch of research on tarantulas and spiders in general bc like welp, guess hes a father to one now and hed be damned if anything happened to his gfs babygirl

AND WAIT time skip bajitrio who make sure the pet store always has supplies for more exotic pets like reptiles and invertebrates bc even if theyre not together in 12 years, they always remembered how their gf complained about how hard it was to find crickets and other food for her tarantula

thank u for continuing my brainrot about torev boys and my spider

(her name is mittens btw)

- 🦌anon

Mitsuya trying to do research on your spider but the last video he watched was a video of someone who's spider got out of their cage and now he's tweaking trying to make sure ur spider is still there while also trying to look at google

[obbydrawsstuff]

An Art Fight attack, featuring @drawotion's character Trico! This character had such a charming design, I just had to give drawing them a try

[sonnenscheinaccount]

THEY LOOK SOP ASHAMED!!!!

Cuties :((

[the-banana-0verlord]

How the taller Twst boys would react to their S/O climbing on them because they were afraid, pt. 2.

note: tw:spider, Gn reader.

⚡⚡⚡

Sebek Zigvolt

⚡Completely froze.

⚡That’s it, you broke him. He isn’t even able to utter a word.

⚡You had to get off before he could pass out.

⚡You also had to stop Lilia from passing out because he was laughing too much.

⚡If you ask Sebek about it, he will deny.

🦁🦁🦁

Leona Kingscholar

🦁It’s rare to find an occasion when he’s not on the ground asleep, but if it happens at the same time there’s a spider present, you’re in luck(or not)

🦁He finds it very cute, but since he’s an a-hole, He can and will tease you about it.

🦁He also sees it as an open invitation to go cuddling.

🦁I hope your day’s not booked, because he’s got you trapped.

🎮🎮🎮

Idia Shroud

🎮First of all, he is also terrified of spiders. Second of all, He will get absolutely flustered.

🎮So now you’re both on the floor because he fell over in surprise.

🎮Oh and you’re also both screaming.

🎮Ortho is very confused when he walks (floats) on you two screaming at a ball of hair(the so-called spider)

☘☘☘

Trey Clover

☘ When you first do it, he practically topples over.

☘He fights to stabilise himself.

☘He’s like Okay??? Please get off???

☘He tries to convince you to get off, but you won’t budge.

☘After a while he just gives up and accepts this is his life now.

☘«Can cookies convince you to leave me alone?

    -Maybe.»

☘turns out the cookies worked.

☘But then Trey realised he was lonely without you clinging to him.

☘So he goes to hug you.

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Have a good day/night!