#two-note

[bridgyrose]

A horn sounds waking her up, and a sword comes crashing down near Casmos's head, stirring her to action. She smells smoke on deck, and rushes out of her cabin to see her ship was under attack

The law had come for the steel bite pirates, and they caught them by surprise

Casmos jolted awake as she heard the sound of a horn just outside the camp, and then the sound of metal slamming into the side of her bedroll. She glared at the soldier standing above her, reaching for her shield with her left as she used her right hand to point at the soldier and direct holy energy into their chest. Her heart pounded as she got up and rushed out of the tent, morningstar in hand, freezing once she saw the destruction at the camp. Two-note was already up in the trees, using their crossbow to keep the soldiers at bay, Noxle was tearing through the soldiers one by one as they slowly wore him down, and Aralaia was standing in the back, desperate to keep Noxle on his feet. 

“Dont let any of them get away!” the captain called out, pointing his sword at the camp. “By order of Waterdeep, they will pay for their crimes!” 

Casmos gripped the hilt of her morningstar, slamming it against her shield before rushing out to the front with Noxle, bashing a few soldiers away from him. “Get away from my crew!” she called out. 

One of the soldiers slashed at Casmos, pushing her back. “Not until you pay for what you did!” 

“We didnt do anything!” Casmos yelled out, gripping the ankh around her neck. With a soft prayer escaping her lips, her golden eyes started to glow as a bright light seemed to wrap around her morningstar, becoming an almost hardened shell around it. “We were defending ourselves!” 

“Well, we did take down that tower and release all those ghosts,” Aralaia chimed up cheerfully, putting a hand on Noxle’s shoulder to heal his wounds. “And then we did harass their soldiers-” 

“Not helping, tiefling!” 

“Its the truth!” 

“Little Pink is right,” Noxle said as he turned around to let his shell take a barrage of arrows that came at Aralaia. “We did do that.” 

Casmos rolled her eyes and raised her shield to block the strike of a staff, her eyes going wide as she felt a fist slam into her gut and knock her back a few steps as her armor cracked. She coughed as she tried to catch her breath again, watching as the soldiers started to overrun the camp. Arrows were starting to rain down from the heavens as the archers became more bold, doing their best to raze the camp and push everyone back. All Casmos could do was raise her shield above her, glancing at her crewmates between breaths. 

She watched as Two-Note seemed to dodge each arrow, skillfully firing back between dodges. Noxle kept Aralaia under him as she healed his wounds and warded off as much of the damage as she could. Everything felt like it had started to fall apart once she had finally gotten the crew she could stand with, a crew she felt at home with. And now, she was about to lose her friends, her family. 

As the volley of arrows came to a stop for the archers to reload, Casmos stood up and dropped her shield. She closed her eyes as she finally caught her breath, her body starting to glow as she focused the divine energy that coursed through her veins. Two golden, angelic wings sprouted from her back as she was lifted off the ground, eyes opening as golden flames burned brightly in her glare. Her voice reverberated as she spoke, the ground nearly trembling as she dropped her morningstar to the ground and raised the longsword from her back. “By the fury of Horus-Re, leave us be!” 

The soldiers stopped as they looked up at Casmos, almost seeing a god in front of them. Swords and shields clattered against the ground as the soldiers took a step back, the captain raising his own as he shouted to the soldiers. 

“This is nothing but a trick!” the captain roared. “Arrest her!” 

“Leave her alone!” Noxle cried as he slammed into the captain, knocking him off his horse. 

The captain scrambled to get up, hesitating as he watched his soldiers turn tail and run away. “Run all you want, but we will catch you!” 

Casmos dropped out of the air, her wings disappearing in a burst of sunlight and the flames in her eyes dying down. She winced and held her shoulder, groaning as the pain from the battle finally started to run through her body. “The next time we go to a city, we try to keep out of trouble.” 

“But where’s the fun in that?” Aralaia asked, patting Casmos on the back to heal her wounds. “Besides, they started it.” 

“It doesnt matter who started it, I care about yo-” Casmos stopped as she coughed, trying to cover up what she had just said. “I care about whether or not my crew is alive. I already said I wasnt going to lose another crew.” 

Aralaia beamed as she pressed a finger to Casmos’s cheek. “You care about us.” 

Casmos grabbed Aralaia’s finger and pushed it away. “I never said that, Tiefling. I said I care about the crew.” She sighed and walked to the edge of the camp, looking out at the mess that was left in front of her. “But, I cant say I dont care about you guys,” she muttered to herself as she held the ankh around her neck. 

“Dont worry, Pretty Pink,” Noxle said as he picked her up. “She cares about you.” 

Casmos turned around to argue, wincing as she felt an arrow hit her ass. “Two-note!” 

“Stick up your ass! Stick up your ass!” Two-note cawed between what could only be thought to be laughing “Loosen up!” 

Casmos pulled the arrow out and went to gather her shield and morningstar. “I hate you all.”

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

Do you think the Jack of all trades and the master of one explored each others bodies

[girldraki]

this is insane

[beebfreeb]

An Interview with Dot.

[eydilily]

gem n joel the strongest duo (family) that you are

and of course. her

[cataclysmcrows]

big fan of when grief drives characters to do fucked up things that are ultimately pointless and do more harm than good rather than just like. going to therapy

[baambastic]

I see your “Apollo agreed so easily because he doesn’t care about Odysseus” and raise you “the god of prophecy knows that Odysseus is going to make it home, so he’s not going to make much of an effort to stop him.”

[limbcom]

"Holding your hand doesn't have to mean that I accept your friendship," the liar said to the truthful, trying to lie in front of the only person who understands his intentions.

He knows, of course, that the liar did not lie. For the liar is also the truthful.

[crabhousecrafting]

hermitcraft “fun facts” are so hilarious because they’re always like

etho created the hopper clock! ⏰

xisuma created bedwars! 🛏️

cubfan is a published astrophysicist.

[scarlibis]

The number of scarily accurate textpost memes you can make with these mfs is insane

[zwm8604]

I've had these stored, might as well start off 2025 in the most heinous way possible lmao

[tio-trile]

I am nothing if not predictable. Angels AU

Bonus memes...

[pukicho]

Oi oi oi... My original release, Spirited Away Away Away Away Away Away is now REMASTERED. Six years, and lotsa newfound knowledge on mastering later, and here we are. Now you may listen to it as though your ears have been UNMASKED, cleaned of mud and sludge.

And for those asking, BANDCAMP will start getting new things often,

Check out the song on BANDCAMP IN LOSSLESS + Hear the difference between the old version :)

And on Soundcloud too!

[coddda]

I wish we could have met in some other way.

Lawlight Week Day 2: Soulmates

If you saw me repost and re-edit this several times uh No you didn't </3

Still frames/Individual gifs:

If you know what every frame is from you get a free cookie. by the way

[aisla229artblog]

L'Amour-propre n'est pas par nature, mais par acquis & introspection

((I just think they should hug it out, your Honor ;3;))

transcript under cut:

Loop: ...

Siffrin: ...

Loop: Why...

*lowers*

Loop: Why won't you do it... After everything I've done...

Loop: I'm weak. You defeated me.

*tighten*

Loop: Only one of us can go on...

Loop: ...

Loop: [After all...]

Loop: [You saw yourself walk away without you. You body, stolen from you by your wish. Doing your mistakes. Over and over and ov—]

Loop: [How could you NOT hate him? ... Stars... You should've hated them.]

*THUMP*

*!!*

Siffrin: (Loop)

Loop: ...

Siffrin: (... Siffrin... It's okay. It's over. It's over. Please. If I can't give up then you can't either.)

Loop: [...]

Siffrin: (Please, Loop.)

Loop: [... The Universe has never been fair, Stardust. Not to us.]

Siffrin: (... Once... you stopped me from using my knife. Do you regret it?)

Loop: [... no.]

Loop: [It's one of the only things I could never regret.]

[havenshereagain]

DPxDC Idea

Danny working at Wayne Enterprises as some sort of engineer, uses the in-house app for all his blueprints and stuff

He starts getting notes from a coworker in-app, and assumes its this annoying older guy in his department who constantly undermines him because of his age, despite his education and past achievements (i feel like in this AU the Fentons react well to the reveal and they work together on a number of non-lethal ecto inventions that have Danny's name attached to them)

Except one day his coworker mentions never using the app, and Danny suddenly realizes there's only one other TD he could've been arguing with in the notes of the app