#ty for indulging me :D

[plantonplant]

oh my androids~ it's a @/plantwoodbang art preview ✨ double event ✨ with fics by both @/hedonistvenus_ (twt) + @beetlcat42 !

who's gonna adopt these babies, i wonder?

[mattynmarns]

alex!! I need your opinion on dnp talking about sunglasses in the newest gaming video and the crimes committed there

omg!!!! I literally freaked out when they mentioned sunglasses like they did that for Me and Me Only. but yeah The Crimes omg so Dan's sunglasses are um. A Choice that I would not make (lol)

after two minutes of googling im pretty sure these were the glasses they were wearing

or at least something really similar

what dan was saying about looking like the three blind mice is something that I also go through and is the reason I don't own round metal sunglasses lmao, the reason the glasses look better on dan than they do phil is phil has a very oval shaped face. in the past phil has also worn aviator style sunglasses which I also dont think suit him.... however, phil has worn wayfarer style glasses which I think are a GREAT fit for him. the rounded sunglasses make his face look longer rather than the traditional masculine style that is more square, defining his jawline more and making his face appear more square.

Dan, on the other hand, has a square shaped face and so the round sunglasses look better on him because they're contrasting in shape. where the round sunglasses caused Phil's face to look rounder and longer, they'll cause dans face to appear to soften out a little bit which is a good style for him.

if I was able to use phils credit card to buy the guys some new sunglasses... these would be my choices:

for dan, Persol, the James Bond brand that is kinda posh and European but also not too flashy and really similar to what he already wears.

for Phil, I honestly think wayfarer style glasses fit him. like raybans are classic and fun and can be fun flashy colors if needed

(idr if he wears the new wayfarer or the classic but that's a choice you can only really make if you try them on in person)

[wanderingchocolateeclair]

Hi!! I waited a bit to ask this bc I didn't want to overwhelm you or anything, but I've been wanting to ask about your Greatest Showman au?? Could you talk about that please :O

OMG hello!! I cannot tell you how happy I was to get this ask-

I am. ALWAYS happy to talk about my aus, please feel free to send me ANYTHING at ANY time /gen :D!!!

Greatest Showman AU!!!! Of course!! It has been a long time since I talked about this au, and there's.......different routes for the au if that makes sense.

So to start off, if it isn't clear, most of my aus are made bc of me listening to music or musical songs/film music, and this leads to this sort of thing happening-

I made this au bc I watched the film and said "what if I drew my fav ships as the different songs?"........I still have the sketches for these that I want to finish one day-

It is a mostly Edgejeanist and Ectoloader focused au!!! (with a dash of some others)

(forgive me for my lack of knowledge on terminology and also for completely forgetting everyone's names /lh)

Main AU:

So basically follows the storyline for the most part!

Ectoloader are the married couple bc what kinda au would this be if I didn't make them a married couple /lh

They had the whole Childhood Friends -> Lovers things and do Circus Things together - they own the circus

Ecto did tightrope acts and I haven't figured out pl yet tbh-

Edgeshot is a Trapeze artist.

Jeanist is the guy that gets dragged into the circus by Ecto and they have that lovely Moment(tm)

Mic is the guy who gets the crowd all worked up, Aizawa does trapeze and that ribbon-y stuff- (lord help me i do not know terminology)

Cue romance and Circus Shenanigans between everyone!

Plenty of injury moments and fantastic performing stuff!

Shinya and Tsunagu get to have their 'Rewrite the Stars' Moment!

Ecto goes away to tour with Snipe! (nothing like the musical, just goin on a lil fun trip with a friend)!! Circus goes to shit!

FIRE SCENE!!!

Jeanist runs in to save Shinya, who was already out, who now runs in to save him- Tsunagu is very hurt.

Ecto loses his legs in the accident (suggested by an anon a while back and i really loved it)

Mic gets stuck, Aizawa rescues him!

Angst and Comfort ensue!!!

Not a lot of thought apart from "this is fun to imagine the characters playing as.....the characters..from the musical..."

yeahhh

And for fun, here is the "just here for the music" route:

All pro hero characters are kinda putting on a show, and these songs are being performed by certain characters.

(i have a big hc that Jeanist, Ectoplasm and Nighteye are besties... they're called 'The Distinguished Gays'...)

So the song 'The Other Side' just went perfectly imagining Ecto convincing Jeans to join him while Nighteye tended to the bar......idk its so fun to imagine in time to the music-

Jeanist and Edgeshot perform 'rewrite the stars' bc <3

'Come alive' is Aizawa and his students

'The Greatest show' is All the teachers and their students and some of the ua alumni popping up and making appearances!

And finally 'This is me' is absolutely everyone, and they get to have their cool moments and show off themselves and idk that song makes me feel things.

I often imagine the canon universe characters acting/voice acting in musicals for fun so yeah lol

Well! I hope that makes sense!!!

Thank you SO much for asking, I genuinely got so excited to see this ask bc <3333

[ladyseidr]

@poaetise asked: ❝ "now, cerberus," melinoë starts, "i've brought a friend with me. he would very much like to meet you, so be kind to him, alright?" one of the dog's several heads would nod, eyes wide and curious, while another bends down to greet the boy. "go for the chin when you pet him, he loves it." and then, the third head nuzzles something into atreus' hand. it's a ball. melinoë laughs, " ahh, i think he likes you." ❞ ( random ask )

For all the stories he had heard of Cerberus from his father and Mimir, nothing could have prepared him for truly seeing him in person. Despite whatever reaction he perhaps should have had, he lit up at the sight of the towering, three-headed dog. "I guess they really do exaggerate the number of your heads, huh?" He added with speed, "But three is cool anyway." His words were true; he had faced dragons and Garm himself, but he had never seen any creature like Cerberus. He moved forward slowly, eagerness managed by plenty of experience with his wolves back in Midgard. He felt no aggression from Cerberus, however, and his smile only grew as one of his heads bent to meet him. "Good boy, he began, reaching out to do just as Melinoë suggested and scratch under Cerberus's chin. Any and all wariness faded just like that, Atreus bringing up both hands to pet the dog with a grin. "You're amazing! I can't wait to see everyone's faces when I go home and tell them I got to pet you." The third head coming closer was not what made Atreus pause. Instead, his ability to feel emotions hinted at something first—a question. "What is it?" And then the ball was pushed into his hand and a laugh escaped him. Melinoë's words only brightened Atreus's expression. "Really?" he asked, more an expression of excitement than a question. He turned back to Cerberus. "I like you too." He examined the ball he had been given for a moment, taking note of its sturdiness. "I should get something like this for my wolf Fenrir. He wants to play fetch with fallen trees sometimes—" said without any explanation of the wolf's size— "but I'm not as strong as my father yet. Fenrir needs something smaller that might last awhile." He turned back to Melinoë then, eyes alight once more. "You should meet him. It's only fair." He scratched under Cerberus's chin, weighing the ball in his other hand like he was already considering playing fetch with the massive dog in front of him. "He looks a little scary—it's a long story—but I promise, he's really friendly."

[a11sunday]

“Oh, come on, Miss Iselda.” Despite his tall frame, Bartolomeo trails behind her like a put out schoolboy, pouting as he sticks his hands in his pockets, “I was just teasin’ ya. I only tease people I liiike.”

ever since her first encounter with bartolomeo ... as well as the time after that , the pirate captain seemed to randomly spawn at the most inconvenient times. happening enough times that he believes to have established familiarity between the two of them. while professionalism dictates she discourage it , something about him is strangely alluring to her. maybe it's the audacity and shamelessness that characterizes his fucking clown behavior, or maybe it's those stupid fangs.

plus, when did she care about propriety ?

though her threat to haul him in was an empty one, there were indeed a couple teams scouring the island for a separate crew wreaking havoc in the nearby villages. if he and the rest of the barto club weren't careful, they may end up on a one way trip to the chopping block. literally.

" lucky me... " she mutters, rolling her eyes. " you have no sense of self-preservation, do you ? " @weatherwltch

[snailvee]

hello user snailvee ^_^ do you have a fave thing abt resident evil or leon of the kennedy variety? <- i have never touched a res game. they look sick throuvh

OHHHH BOY OK

so im back on my chris and leon shit. obviously. they just have such a good dynamic and i can’t wait to see them in re death island when it comes out!!

they’re in the same very dangerous field of work and they’ve both lost so many ppl due to it and i doubt they get to spend a lot of time together especially outside of missions but i know they find so much comfort in each other. they both Get It yknow. in a way that other ppl in their lives don’t

[hotdogdynamitezzz]

Spicy Astro Observations 18+

This is really just a filler post for my december schedule because the content I've promised has taken so long to write on and off between my finals. I'd like to thank college for these notes, enjoy ig 💘

🌶 Libra Mars are actually quite dominant in bed, it’s so unexpected but I think they’re so good with dirty talk they just naturally know how to control a situation. Degrading others in bed oddly turns them on? for such a sweet sign I think they let their crazy and angry side loose in the bedroom as they always appear sweet and professional in every other space. Very much so lady in the streets freak in the sheets if you will.

💘 A Libra venus will want princess treatment in bed tho, they are the ones wanting to be taken care of and pleased 10000% they also wear the best lingerie hands down. You say one out of pocket thing and they are gone yall, although they like to be experimental! So switch it up.

🌶 Leo mars can sometimes be too controlling or demanding in bed, same with the moon in 8th house men I’ve noticed. In general, sex is lowkey overhyped with fixed-sign men because a lot of them just tell you what to do and order you around, which could be your vibe if you’re hella sub. But if you’re a dom the fixed sign men I’d go for are Scorpio venus & Aquarius moons. They like to be dominated from what I’ve noticed and are open to experimenting.

💘 Those who want to be treated like a princess and praised are libra + leo placements. Basically they have a praise kink lmao.

🌶 Uranus aspecting the ascendant or 7th house in any way usually is an indicator the individual is more open to polyamorous relationships or experimentation from what I’ve seen. it doesn’t always have to be uranus aspecting venus or mars but because the Ascendant - Descendant axis represents our perspective of the world and how others view us, I have noticed they are more open to the lgtbq+ community.

💘 Neptune in the 5th house people are definitely subs from what I’ve seen, they like to be taken care of and edged on until they cry LMFAO but they prefer some element of fantasy and a lot of foreplay to really engage them and turn them on or else it’s just not happening. You need to take them to another realm babes. Also highkey squirters

🌶 Venus/Moon aspecting Neptune in a 0 - 4° orb is also kinda known for squirting.

💘 Venus square Jupiter people and their sex drive is..scary 💀 Honestly they struggle to control their sex drive, these mf’s cannot go a week without sex it’s too hard for them. They find desire and indulge in it a lot, they also love sensual activities and games in bed. Usually there’s an element of power play involved and don’t forget to body worship them lmaoo. I actually see the individuals prefer being doms as well.

🌶 Aries venus men ARE NOT DOMS TBH it shocked me because Aries is the most masculine sign, but venus in a mans chart represents what they look for in women, what will turn them on and such. Therefore, they tend to favour bolder and more dominant women who make the first moves. I've heard a lot of them talking about how their DREAM is to get pushed against a locker by a hot girl and she makes out with them😭💀 - thanks college gossip.

💘 Scorpio & Capricorn mars is all about that BDSM sorry not sorry...same goes for Mars square Uranus which is funny, they like to fight their way to freedom ig lol? Also include Saturn - Mars as Saturn rules over chains & bondage.

^ most likely Capricorn mars likes to be tied up while Scorpio mars likes to be the one in control and tying the person up.

🌶 We know the mercurial signs are great at oral, but PISCES AND SCORPIOS compete for the oral queens and kings title too omg. Scorpio rules the genitals while pisces rules over liquids so...you can see how this plays out HAHA. Pisces can also just drive you over the edge easily? scorpio likes to drag it out while pisces prefers to deliver a fantasy.

💘 Virgo venus people are NOT as innocent as they seem. They LOVE degradation and being sub af, the sign that serves? yeah they gonna do whatever it takes to get you off bae and thoroughly enjoy the process. THEY PAY ATTENTION TO DETAILS TOO! if they find something that turns you on they will be sure to explore it more. Every virgo venus/mars person gives off hot librarian vibes and you just know a lot of them are kinky lol

🌶 Taurus venus is more vanilla but in a sensual and indulgent fashiom as they wanna be comfy and cute while fully embracing pleasure. Most likely they prefer to be taken care of in bed, sucking on their throat is their biggest turn on. They are extremely romantic, the type to get the mood going and prepare roses on the bed. They like things simple and hot because they know what they want.

💘 Leo & Scorpio placements shaking hands on their creampie and corruption kinks help omg LOL. Nothing turns a leo on more than stroking their ego with knowing they’re your first, they get on a power trip fr. As luminaries, they just like knowing they have the effect to influence you. It's always Leo Moon or Mars I've seen this with

🌶 As for Scorpios corruption & creampie kink I've noticed Scorpios are really into wholesome or innocent people? Just completely opposite of their darker personalities. Wanting to ruin someone turns thems on a lot because scorpio rules over power imbalance so Ig thats why. Scorpio also rules over regeneration, life & death so creampies kinda fits in the birth category yknow

💘 Cancer placements also have a weird tendency to be complete doms or subs and nothing in between, they like to give orders which I find funny because it is so not associated with their stereotypes. But in general the sweet zodiac signs ARE REALLY KINKY FOR SOME REASON. 

🌶 Aquarius mars and public sex is actually insane, and the rumours are true a lot of aqua moons I’ve met fantasize about threesomes and orgies. They’re just as much into voyeurism as Sagittarius mars is.

💘 Aquarius Mars also LOVES sex toys, especially vibrators. They literally act like they gonna perform a scientific experiment on your pussy help I can’t

🌶 Every pisces sun man I’ve met is straight up addicted to porn, idc if anyone thinks they’re innocent and cute. THEY HAVE PROBLEMS LMAOO.

💘 A lot of sagittarius mars women I’ve met are doms and love body worship, i think body worship is definitely connected to Jupiter as Zeus is associated with that planet. So y’know, treat them like a god and you will be rewarded lol.

🌶 Speaking of which, Sagittarius rising women are just the most fun people ever, in and out of the bedroom you will literally never get bored they are so funny and cool. I simp for them fr

💘 Neptune or Pisces in the 5th house could be into LSD or acid trips while they have sex, they prefer to use alcohol or some form of substance to lessen their anxiety, they could also highkey be sex addicts as the 5th house is our hobbies and entertainment.

🌶 Mars & Pluto in the 5th house LOVE angry sex, they are the people who have makeup and breakup sex the most I swear, they relieve their stress by having sex.

💘 Those with Gemini/Virgo/Mercury in the 8th house could like handcuffs a lot. I know a girl with this that has a kink for having her hands cuffed and not being able to see.

🌶 If you’re crushing on a Scorpio placement, just make them laugh and get them a little jealous. They will get obsessed, I feel like this is why they tend to have relationships with Geminis so often? because Geminis know how to rile people up, crack a joke or two, and seem unbothered in the process. I have never known a Scorpio venus to be into someone without getting jealous first oops-

💘 Mars in the 6th house is a secret man whore placement, they don’t seem like fuckboys but they use physical activity for their mental health and most often I’ve noticed their way of healing is through sex, and more sex PFFT. 

🌶 12th house stelliums and their fantasies of a person that doesn’t even know they exist lol. To get their attention just randomly pop up to help them once in a while but not too often so they feel special but are curious about you. Doing little things for them yet keeping the mystery and suspense of a crush alive is what keeps them fantasizing tbh.

💘 It’s why 12th house people love virgo placements so much, because virgos always randomly appear to help a pisces/12th house person. While on the other hand the pisces/12th house person devotes themselves and their personal time completely because they can’t see boundaries. It’s cute but I fear for y’all seriously 😀 get some boundaries plz

💘 Scorpio moons please avoid sagittarius & gemini moons at all costs until they’ve matured because a sag moon gets bored easily, moves on, will honestly ghost, and loves to not notify anyone. I know how anxious and paranoid scorpio moons can get and honestly a sag or gemini moon will only worsen your fears and trauma. Everytime I've seen this combination it's ALWAYS the gemini or sag moon leaving the scorpio moon heartbroken and ghosted 🥲

🌶 Sagittarius moons are free spirits, they cannot be tied down but they aren't always cheaters. I'd say their non-committal style differs from gemini in the sense that it will take A LOT to actually get into a relationship with a sag moon and once they're in its unlikely they cheat. While Gemini moons do get bored easily and jump into relationships so they seem to talk to other people and could perhaps cheat.

💘 Scorpio moons will say bs to get you in bed, they are sweet talkers and kinda act like fboys if they're not that into you so just beware. But so will many other moon signs like gemini, pisces & libra lol. It's not always but, these are the fuckboy moon signs from my experiences that will get you attached first.

But their game is good, worth it imo 👌

🌶 Pisces moons are SOO attentive in the bedroom, they will provide everything you want and make you feel so special it’s impossible to not become emotionally attached after you’ve done the deed tbh.

💘 I've noticed people with Saturn, Jupiter or Mars in their 8th House like it rough to the point of begging, they literally wanna see their partner crumble underneath them I’m not even joking...they also are really horny 24/7 because with mars in the 8th house they just have the desire for sex and release tension through it, same with Mars in 5th house. While Jupiter & Saturn can point to difficulties with controlling their sex drive, it’s either wayy too much or they’re celibate for a year. Very all or nothing type of people.

🌶 Leo placements literally wanna be caught fucking someone, again I’M NOT KIDDING they like to be shown off and know other people want them too, very similar to Aquarius mars and gets horny off of anything that feeds their ego tbh. 

💘 Mercury conjunct Venus/Mars people think about sex so much they get horny easily, they are actually the most under-rated horny placement. They don’t just sweet talk or dirty talk their way into your pants but they seem to have a lot of wet dreams and really be into having sex while performing another mental task like video games or smth. Yall secretly so freaky huh 😀

🌶 Venus/Moon in your 12th house makes you wet 24/7 it's like the ocean which is a very 12th house theme. For men it would be their Mars in 12th house. They're horny 24/7 I swear it's actually concerning.

💘 It's kinda hard to get a capricorn mars person turned on, it takes a lot of effort but they can last a while so it's worth it ig. But foreplay is gonna be a while okay, they like to take their time.

🌶 Mars & Mercury in 3rd/5th house people get bored easily during sex so make it competitive and include fun games. They also are the type to flirt with someone out of spite and play mind games. Not always again but- its never dull. They love the drama aspect in relationships tbh, it has to be passionate and fun or they don't fw you.

[stinkyme]

Hello! This is something I mentioned that I will eventually write, so I hope you like it and enjoy! :D <3

CW/TW: NSFW, fem!reader, oral sex, mentions of vaginal fingering, mentions of praise, mentions of edging, mentions of overstimulation, mentions of marking (biting, hickeys), mentions of body worship, mentions of tying up, mentions of pussy slapping, and I think that's it, if I forgot anything please let me know! :) 

Characters: Kafka, Serval, Natasha, Himeko 

...finally finished this, it was sitting in my documents for months now..jesus. Anyways, let me know if you want any other characters included in the future! :)

I apologize for any mistakes in advance! :)

Pussy Eating || HSR women x Reader

Kafka

As "sadistic" and as unreachable as she may seem, she is a very giving lover. Pure hedonism. She loves and finds immense enjoyment and pleasure in pleasuring you. Kafka is the type of person who will make very personal, sweet nickname just for you and by the tone of her voice, you will know exactly when she wants it. She has a very specific, seductive and needy tone she uses when she looks forward to pleasuring you, if you are up to it as well. Kafka isn't into public sex because she really wants to take her time with you and indulge in pleasure as long as possible. If you are up for it as well, she will greet your mutual desire with a smirk and little praise before she starts slowly taking your panties off.

Kafka would gently roll them down your legs, the look in her eyes would tell you everything you need to know. The way she looks at you is like you are art, her gaze alone deeply admiring every part of your body. She would gently drag her fingertips over your thighs, down your knee and lower, brushing her fingertips over your calves. That all before she positions herself between your legs, using her hands and spreading your thighs away as her head gently tilts to the side, her gaze this time admiring your pussy. She would dimly brush her fingertips over your inner lips, little laugh escaping her throat when she realizes how wet you are.

She would start very slowly and very gently kissing your outer lips, your crotch, a little bit of your thighs and reverse the process - thighs, crotch, outer lips. You can see her enjoyment and how much she loves doing it. She would gently insert one of her fingers, curling it up and moving it in and out of your needy cunt, very slowly while watching herself doing it - almost hypnotized by how well you respond to her, not paying much attention to your face at the moment. Once you start letting out mellow whimpers and she could feel you tightening around her one finger, another chuckle will escape her throat before she adds another one, this time going a bit faster. Her other hand would rest on your thigh, making sure you are spreaded for her. Once your whimpers start to turn into moans or whines, she will move herself up, fingers still stimulating your sensitive spot, and start kissing you.

She would make sure you feel her tongue well, almost hinting to you what she can do to your desperate clit, only if you ask nicely. Once she sees overwhelming desperation in your eyes, she will leave a gentle kiss on the tip of your nose, going back to her previous position. Her fingers will hold still inside you for a moment, right when she gives your clit a sweet kitten lick with the tip of her tongue. Once she feels your cunt quickly flexing around her still fingers, only from bare touch, it will make her eager to see how long she can do it before you beg her for more. Therefore, she will keep on giving you kitten licks with small breaks in between, as she eventually starts moving her fingers, however very slowly, building your orgasm more and more with each little thing she does to you. Once you start begging her or start showing any sort of dissatisfaction with her pace, she will just smile to you, swiftly pressing her lips around your clit and start sucking gently, while her fingers speed up inside of you. She might break contact with your clit for a second, just to tell you to cum for her now, since you were so needy.

Once you do, firstly, she will make sure the rest of your body is kissed, licked and left in gentle bites before going down on you again. If you try to stop her or return the favor, she will simply explain how, since you were so eager to cum, she will make sure you do. As many times as possible. She will make you cum again and again and again, using only her tongue, first time she mellowly circling over your swollen clit, then next time she will only move it up and down with a few circular motions, using only the bare tip of her tongue, then flat of it - you name it, she will make you cum in many different ways. Kafka loves tying you up during it, too - either with ropes, handcuffs or...her own strings. She will leave you in complete bliss and exhaustion by the end of her loving session(s) with you.

Serval

Similarly to Kafka, she as well enjoys pleasuring you to the point where it could be considered extreme hedonism. Difference is though, Serval tends to be more intense. She is very open and loves teasing you all day about the way you look at her or how you have a certain look in your eyes and how she would love to be able to provide you pleasure in the moment, but she unfortunately can't, so she would remind you to be patient.

She will also make it harder for you - gently brushing her fingertips over your thighs and/or sneaking her hand between and softly squeezing one of them. She will also put her hand on your knee, drawing a little circle on top of it with her thumb, all while behaving like everything is normal. Serval would tease you even further, if you are in public, she would lean in as if she wants to whisper something to you and end up giving a little kitten lick to the shell of your ear, followed by a giggle.

Once the two of you are finally alone and she can have you all for herself, she will push you to the bed and tease how needy you appeared to be all day, but now, you are oddly calm. Or perhaps shying away from her? Whatever it is, she doesn't care. As long as you are consenting, that's all that matters for her to take it further. She will not waste her time, gently kissing your neck, softly biting your earlobe, moving down to your collarbones and chest area, tummy, waist, hips, thighs, pelvic area - placing endless, but quick paced kisses and licks.

Once she finally positions herself between your legs, she will appreciate your pretty cunt for a moment before she begins placing soft kisses all over it. Serval loves how your body trembles, how sensitive you can get and how much you enjoy yourself with her. She will wrap her hands and arms around your thighs, gently squeezing and spreading them when she finally focuses on your clit. Drawing nice, sweet circles on your needy spot, gradually speeding up until she finds a perfect pace she knows that you enjoy the most. Serval enjoys your whimpers, whines and moans; she will encourage you to get louder for her. Once she realizes you are getting closer, she will unwrap one of her hands and insert two fingers, curling them up slightly and providing more pleasure for you. Simultaneously stimulating your g-spot and your puffy clit with her soft, warm tongue. When you finally reach your orgasm, she will extract her fingers and softly lick away all of your cum and praise how nice you taste for her.

On different occasions, like after her concerts when she sees how supportive you are or just how lovely you look, she will take you backstage or in the nearest room she can find. She would give you a passionate kiss, basically pushing you against the nearest wall, sliding her hand down your panties - teasing how wet you are and more. She would start fingering you on the spot, listening to your sweet moans in her ear as she kisses the soft skin of your neck, before she gets on her knees and removes all the layers needed to get to your pretty cunt. She would swiftly start giving very much needed attention to your clit. In general, she enjoys making you cum and enjoys how weak you can get for her and her only.

Natasha

Usually very gentle and loving. She adores you and everything about you. Natasha enjoys taking her time with you; planting soft kisses down your neck, collarbone, chest area, tummy, waist, hips, pelvic area, thighs, knees, ankles, then making you turn around so she can kiss nape of your neck, trailing soft kisses lower in the middle of your back. She would go all the way down, reaching the waistline of your panties before tracing her way up with kisses and giving attention to every part of your back. She adores you and worships you greatly and gently, wanting you to know that always. She would slowly roll your panties down, simultaneously kissing the back of your thighs, back of your knees - giving each a light lick with the tip of her tongue, and slowly move down, finally taking your panties off completely.

She would spread your legs while you lay flat on your tummy, she loves eating you out from behind like that. But firstly, she would insert one of her fingers inside your needy cunt, this position allowing her to sweetly abuse your g-spot because it makes it more sensitive. Each moan that escapes your lips is only further encouraged by her, a light chuckle following when she reminds you she is only using one finger at the moment. She adores how she can make you so sensitive, so beautifully pathetic for her. Natasha would praise and degrade you at the same time, skillfully reminding how you make desperation look so pretty. Calling you her little slut that she gets to toy with and how much she enjoys when she feels you clenching around her finger. This is the time where Natasha reveals that, as much as she can be loving, she can also be quite filthy with very low empathy for a slut like yourself. She would use her other hand and push your ass deeper in the bed while her finger stays in one place, just gently rubbing your g-spot without a break and making you squirm underneath the bare minimum she was providing.

Then, when she thinks you are wet enough, she will extract her finger and use her hands to lift your hips up, making you arch your back for her. She will start off with kissing your ass, biting into it very dimly, slowly moving lower and kissing the lines where your ass meets your thighs given the fact those parts of you are fairly sensitive. Then, she will tap your pussy a few times with her fingers, each time getting a bit rougher, sending a stinging sensation through your whole body. Soon enough, rough taps will turn into full-on slaps, each slap slightly more intense than the one before. When she notices your hips moving around so desperately and mellow whimpers escaping your lips, she will finally give you what you need.

She will place the tip of her tongue on your clit and move it upwards, licking the whole length of your cunt. She will do that a few times, occasionally kissing your outer lips and giving them a few feather-like licks. Then, she will finally focus her attention on your swollen clit, moving her tongue up and down, very quickly and precisely while holding your hips in place so you don't move around. Don't worry, she will give you further motivation to stay still by telling you that if you move - she will stop. With few trials and errors in which each time your hips twitched or you would move away from her due to not being able to stay in place - she stops. Teaching you in practice how to be obedient for her. You will finally listen, trying your hardest to remain still, barely breathing as her tongue perfectly and relentlessly pleasures your needy little clit.

She would bring her arms on the back of your ass - putting them just on those lines she kissed and licked before, spreading her thumbs towards your outer lips and spreading them completely. Then, she will kiss your spread inner lips before sliding her greedy tongue inside, moving it in and out as moans finally break out from your lungs. She will compliment the taste before she gives attention to your clit again, moving her tongue in quick circles now as your body starts shaking - she doesn't scold you. She will moan and whimper in your pussy, her nose pressing in between your inner lips, as she squeezes the area she is holding. She is silently encouraging you to cum for her and once you do - she will praise you so much.

She will lick it all away and then make sure she kisses you, her tongue sending your own flavors through the kiss; your tongues syncing up perfectly. But she is not done, there are so many more orgasms she wants to give to you. Another thing about Natasha is that when she isn't working, sometimes she brings work home in a form of...pills or liquids that may or may not increase desire and arousal. She loves to experiment with you, just to see how far the two of you could get once you try those things. (if you consent, of course)

Himeko

Oh, she is a greedy woman. She chose you and when she did, she was in a deep desire to have you in the morning, noon, evening and night. She is addicted to you and given the fact she is often alone on the Astral Express - she has plenty of time for you when you are around. Don't be fooled - she may be greedy, but she loves to make you and herself wait.

Himeko enjoys subtle edging she gives herself and you when she spends all day dropping hints, having a heavy make out session with you, kissing and biting your neck, touching all places that your body responds so well when being touched, letting you explore her body - all of that just to not get to the part both of you want. She would deny you quickly, or rather, postpone you because "she has some business she must immediately tend to". Leaving you and herself deprived makes her even more excited as much it may leave you irritated at the times. Then, when the time comes and she thinks it was enough teasing, a soft chuckle will escape her throat as she takes your clothes off, noticing how needy you are.

She is needy too, she just hides it a bit better. Then finally, she will take off your underwear, gently pushing you on the bed as she herself is already naked. She would bring her knee between your legs, pressing it right where you need it. When you let out a soft, surprised whimper her eyelids lower. She will make you fuck yourself..sort of, on her knee and cum like that.

As a desperate thing you are, naturally you will listen. Moving your hips up and down, in messy circles, rubbing your clit on the skin of her knee as she towers over you, observing. When she notices your face changes to the one she knows way too well, she will cockily move her knee away - leaving you to grow frustrated and without so desperately needed orgasm. Why would you use her knee when her tongue can do a much better job? She would ask, faking being offended and angry with you. Then, she will slowly kiss you, passionately and sensually, making the knot in your tummy get burning hot as your arousal grows unbearable.

Himeko will notice how your hips roll into where her knee used to be and she will compliment your greediness for her, admitting that she feels the exact same way when it comes to you. However, she will also note how pathetic you are and that patience is her strongest suit. She might even ask you if she should do something to you or leave you like this. Once your little voice starts begging her to not deny you, for her to eat you out and let you cum for her, she will just observe, remaining silent for a moment. Then, without an answer, she will kiss your neck so softly, so heavenly that it will make your cunt ache with a need to release. She will drag the soft tip of her tongue all over your neck, sensation feeling almost as if she was using a feather. Moving down, she will suck on one of your nipples while one of her hands will toy with your other nipple.

She knows what she is doing to you and each time your legs squeeze around her while your throat chokes out shaky whimpers - her own arousal grows more. Then, moving lower she will quickly leave kisses over your tummy alongside a few bites and finally position herself between your legs. Praising how pretty your cunt is, she will kiss it, letting a moan of her own as she feels how wet you are. You can feel your lower tummy twirling in pain due to the lack of friction and Himeko promises that she will soothe it soon.

So she starts off by licking your clit very quickly for a few times, giving it kitten-like licks. It soothes you for a moment, but as soon as you close your eyes and let your head fall back on the pillow, Himeko gets up, leaving you in bittersweet pain once again. She will order you to put your back on the headboard, so you can watch her properly while she gives you pleasure. So you will sit up, legs spread for her and your pussy perfectly exposed.

Then, Himeko will praise your obedience, wrapping her hands and forearms around your thighs as she finally starts licking your clit properly. Moving her tongue in quick pace and in motions you adore the most all while you can barely look at her. She will not move her gaze away from your face and as soon as you move yours - she will stop. Himeko will order you to keep looking at her or she will stop each time you don't. So you will try your best to keep looking at her while she sucks on your clit flawlessly, bringing your orgasm closer and closer. Her tongue will brush over your puffy clit while she sucks on it, sending shivers down your spine as your cunt keeps leaking precum.

When you finally reach your orgasm, it gets hard to keep your eyes open as her tongue now moves in circular motion, your hips jerking back and forward. If you look away as you begin to cum - too bad, you just got a ruined orgasm because she will stop. She will "scold" you, after all that greediness you couldn't even cum properly. Now, you will work twice as hard to receive an orgasm. If you didn't - good, she will make sure you cum many times more as a reward. She truly enjoys toying with you, she loves when you sit on her face too and ride it in order to get off. When that happens, it truly depends on your previous behavior. If you were good - she won't stop at any moment, keeping her tongue out just for you and doing all things you love so much. If you were bad - she will stop each time your orgasm approaches, edging and denying you over and over again. Even when she is on bottom, she has full control over you and she loves every second of it.

The End :) <3

Thank you so much for all love and support so far, it truly means a lot to me! :) <3

I hope you liked and enjoyed this! :)

Forehead kisses for everyone :3 <3

[2309analysis]

Luffy smut — My Sweet Cherry ⟢

This was very indulgent. I was extremely horny, and I wanted to see a very specific submissive Luffy. So, I just decided to make it myself. (It’s hard to find sub!Luffy) I’m very satisfied with how this has turned out. I think it’s one of the best, if not the best things I’ve written.

Word count: 3351. Pages: 6. TWs: Pegging (possibly thinking about getting rid of it), overstimulation, shaking orgasm, chokehold, restraints, cussing, begging, blow job (head), fingering, male receiving, mentions of edging, edging.

Sweating, aching dick, constant denial. He was on the verge of begging and losing his sanity for you. Tied up, on your lap, close to your face. Both noses practically grazing each other. Heavy breathes. Squirming with anticipation. A firm hand holding his neck on the side. Caressing his firm skin.

“You’re such a good boy. You’re so pretty like this. Strapped up against the bed frame, edged against your will. Ooh, baby, you’re wonderful. You’re all mine. I’m the only one who gets to see you like this. You’re way too precious for anyone else’s eyes.” You don’t exactly praise, nor egg on, but it gets him panting. He’s shaking just by your words, weak, and delicate, sensitive as hell.

Naked for only your view. Hickey’s all over. Drool running from his mouth on all ends. “P-please, mommy, just relieve me. I-I can’t focus like this. You’re too much — uhghhh! M-mommy…” You softly touch his nipples, and sucking on the other one. Taking him by surprise, sending chills down his spin. He shivers through the coldness and warmth of your mouth.

Twitches. Slight twitches from his legs kneeled on your lap. Your free hand over his mouth, preventing him from turning into a moaning mess. You’ve edged him all week. Pinning him to a wall and giving him a quickie before his high. Then suddenly return to your other duties. Almost trembling, he blushes fiercely and shakily walks off.

“Oh, my baby… are you having a rough time? You’re too adorable to just please immediately. I want to help, but first, I want to experiment. Break you. Weaken your senses. Make you dizzy. Fill you up with so much pleasure you will go drunk just from touch. I’m obsessed with you. You’re all I need. You’re my sanity.” Softly massaging his back. With cold hands, he squirms some more. Blushing like hell, and embarrassed, he closes his eyes to avoid eye-contact.

“N-nghhh… please, please, please, please, please just fuck me already!” He squirms under your touch. You smile even wider. “Be patient, my cherry.” You whisper to his ears. Softly licking them. He feverishly whines and whimpers. “Ugh… how long do I need to wait? I’ve been a good boy, haven’t I?” You seductively hold up his chin and force him to watch you smirk and sexily stare him down.

“Yes, my baby boy. You have. Although, teasing you is so much funnier than just hitting it off. Wouldn’t you agree? I love you so much. I’d do anything for you, but to edge you on, oh, baby, that’s my favorite part.” He wraps his legs around your waist. Giving in. Yearning for at least a kiss. “Can I at least get a kiss to ease my pain? Please, mommy, I want you so bad…” You kiss his neck, and cheeks. “Mmmmh, maybe, but I want to search your body s’more.”

As you kiss his delicate, and desperate body, he starts to gulp and sweat more. “Oh, god. You’re so good… it’s almost not fair. You take it so well. You make me go feral, y’know that?” He pants while your voice memorizes his ears. He’ll worship it. Your voice is like heaven to his ears. Can’t live one day without it. As he bites his lips from your touch. He tightens his grip around your waist with his legs, shaking.

Hitching under his breaths, face heated up, “M-m-mommy… please… just, uuuhhh.” Barely slurring out his sentence, panting like a dog, sweating bullets, shaking violently from every touch. Emotions swelling and tying knots in his stomach, embarrassed but loves this side. He loves you dominating him. He loves the way you make him weak, the way you ferally devour anything and everything out of him. He can’t live without you. He’s too developed around your façade, touch, demeanor. He desires you like no other, nothing could or can compare to you. You please him through the heavens.

His dependency on you is like life-support. You softly smooch his lips. “I love you. That will never change. You’re too good to leave. I can’t live without you, I need you, I need you. Ooh, you don’t understand.” You worship his grace. His heart jumps out of his chest, panting, just barely holding on the threads of sanity. He adores you so fucking much. “I-I do too, mommy. I understand well, too. I know much more than you anticipated… but… I need you more. I crave for you. You’re my only solution, the reason I can be pleased. You’re perfect.”

His intensity on you gives you chills. Lust swirling in each other’s eyes. Precum sits bedazzling on his dick. His bulging is just enough to soak you up. “Mmmmmh, am I ready? Mommy? Will you please fuck me now? I’m dying here. I need you. Please, please, please.” You chuckle from his constant begging. “Oh, I’m having too much fun to just stop. I’m going to rile you up to the point when I finally relieve you, you’re cumming by the first touch.” You kiss his neck some more, and softly trail some drool to decorate his neck.

“M-ngh…” his hands grip hard on the rails of the bed frame. He wants you so bad, he needs you so badly. He doesn’t know how much longer he can last before going into a fully moaning and begging to be fucked mess. “Pleeaase!! Ju-jus… haaaaah,” groaning from a few soft and light touches. You’re trailing your nail over his tip, teasing him to the point he’ll break. Growing teary from all the teasing, squirming intensely, sweating to the point where you can smell his bodily fluids.

“Baby, do you know how cute you are? Sometimes I wonder if I’m the one who’s really going insane right now. I wish you could be like this all day, every day, but you’re too good for that. You’re way too amazing for anyone else to be able to see you like this. My cherry.” His eyes spells out things his trembling mouth couldn’t admit. He yearns for a kiss. The kiss full of lust and desire from you both. He’s earned it. He’s been such a good boy for you. Oh, how wonderful and sweet he is. Almost hurts.

“Baby, do you want that kiss? I think you’ve been patient enough.” You chuckle, practically touching his lips with yours. Closing the space between you two, he inches closer. You back away a little, “Awh, don’t rush things. It’s not fun when you get whatever you want without any fight. I want to drain your fight, drain the sanity left. I want your mind and brain to only circulate around the arousal of my pleasure. You’re so radiant. I can’t stand not teasing you, you’re so pretty… oh, you’re too enchanting for my brain. You make me go crazy, to touch you like this, to even see you like this, to be the reason you’re like this. Do you realize how much that arousals me?! How much it turns me on? You’re so damn luxurious, it’s too good. Way too good. You can’t leave without atoning for the vile crime you’ve committed. You made me obsessed.”

You caress his hair. Trailing your fingers along his face, his skin tensing after each agonizingly slow embrace of your finger. You slowly feel his lips, deeply staring into his eyes, his low and unsteady breathing fills the air. The silence. It’s too much for you two. You’re wanting to take him whole, but know it’s better to take bites. “You’re my salvation.” After mindlessly whispering it into his ear, you roughly kiss him. Leaving him no time to react, choking on his breathe, eyes widening. “M-mhmhm…” His chest tightens up, arching his back, deeply engraving to your kiss. He can barely keep up with your pace. Your right arm cradled around his neck, intensely looking deeply into your lover’s eyes.

He’s feral at this point. Dripping from arousal, intoxicated by your touch, your voice, how you make his heart race. Tongues intertwined with each other’s drool. Hard panting’s from both of you, on the verge of losing your breath. Both of your mind’s on the tip of losing it all for each other. You softly depart from the kiss. “Let me feel you,” like animal instinct, he sits prettily, mouth open, letting you dig your fingers inside. Circling his tongue with your index finger, softly kissing his mouth with the taste. You toy around with his drool on your fingers, tangling it inside your tongue, you rub his lips with his drool. Swiftly kissing his sweet nectar.

“You taste is so elegantly sweet. I can’t have enough, I need to seep through everything. You’re so possessively sexy. You have me under shackles. I can’t stand to not look at you. You’re too glamorous. Glorious, even. My dear, sweet, Cher’.” You passionately dive through his shoulders, caressing them with your kisses. He softly gasps, you can feel his trembling arms. His mind seeps farther and farther from sanity. Head pricked up, back arched, arching legs, sore arms & hands.

He was on the brink of moaning your name, gushing out his groans, he needed you more than anything. “Y-Y/N… please… I beg of you, just touch me! Fuck me, fuck me until morning. I don’t care anymore. I need it, I need you.” His achingly whiny voice seduces the drums of your heart. His head bobs up from the bliss of pleasure as you lick his scared chest. “Haaah… mommy…” you perk up, enchanted by his pureness. “You’re the best… so pretty.” His shaky head angled down back at your body on top of his. Lustful eyes connect with yours.

You lean into his face. You decided to kiss his forehead, his cheeks, and softly kiss his lips. He was motionless to all of this. Covered by exhaustion, panting, and sweating like he’s been in lava. “I don’t c-care anymore… please… just take me a-already.” You smirk slyly, “in time, darling. You’re being so good. If you can feel how enchanting you are to me. You have me bound by bliss and desire.”

His shaky legs were screaming silently for your touch. He was so ready for you. He desired you, yearned for you, enchanted by you. You brought your right hand down to his thigh, slowly massaging it, inching closer and closer to his dick. “I think you’ve earned some pleasure, wouldn’t you say?” He pants. Teary-eyed, “m-mom— uuuuhhhhhggggg…” you softly brought your hand to his dick. Slowly, and agonizingly caressing it.

“You’ve been such a good boy. You’re so dazzling, tied up, helpless, gorgeously vulnerable. Oh, it just gets me soaking without even trying. You’re too enchanting. Watching you pant like this, effortlessly look so prettily and captivating. It gets more going, cherry.” You dazzle your way up to his head while still deeply staring into his eyes. He squeezes his eyes shut after he feels your sensation on the tip.

Swirling your index finger lightly around his dick, he pants even harder. More drool dropping off the edges of his mouth. Perked up lips forbidding to moan anymore. He was quite embarrassed, even more so than if he would lose a fight. Embarrassed about how all easy this was. Exhaustingly trying to feel everything you’re doing. “M-mommy… haaah, please, please, please, please, please, just fuck me already!! I’m too tired of waiting. I need you. I’m begging. I surrender! What else is there for me to do?”

He dizzily demands. Tired, panting, sweating like an animal, feral enough to moan out in pleasure just from mere sight. The sight of your lover being this needy and eager to have you fuck him was so captivating. Like a moth luring into an open flame. Yet, for the moment all you do is smirk and softly dangle your fingers around his precum. Making him softly mewl in response. His eyes hazily peering onto your figure. He has his legs laying down, making it easier for you to play with him. He opens up his neck some more causing you to lick your lower lip narrowing your stare.

You kiss his chest leading it up to his beautiful and bare neck. You run your nuzzled nose around his neck’s edge. Caressing his beauty with your nose, absorbing his undeniable scented body. You kiss his cheeks and run your free hand through his hair. Feeling his lips, he softly gapes his mouth open for your entry. “For a second there, I thought you were going for my neck. Heh, way to fool me.” You chuckle as you softly kiss his lips. Yet, he’s left breathless, fully aware of the effects you have on him.

It will never matter how prepared he’ll be. You’ll always captivate him and leave him huffing for more. Earning an extra satisfaction out of you. You knew that he practically needed you at this point, but always was so embarrassed for it. It always aroused you. His effortless way to captivate you had you outmatched from the very beginning. What can you do without him? Absolutely nothing. At least, it’s what you convince yourself. You’re in such awe with his beauty you can’t even imagine a life without him in it.

I’ll make build-up after I finish the fic, and post that alongside pinning the posts all together.

[justladders]

Hello! I’m Ladders :)

I'm just here stylizing some fnaf characters and mostly drawing the evil green rabbit like an animated villain.

Basically, I always loved animated shows and movies. They're why I started drawing when I was little, and I still watch and pull ideas from that kind of stuff to this day. Classic Disney's my fav, so you might see me talking about it sometimes. Anyways, since villains are my favorite and since I've starting drawing fnaf stuff, it's mainly been art of Springtrap, which you'll see a lot here.

If you're ever just looking for my art, the tag is #laddersarts. More tag stuff at the bottom of the post. Also, love asks, but please be considerate about the ask box, ty.

Do not repost my art anywhere, even with credit. I'm fine with it being used for things like a profile picture/banner as long as it is credited.

vv FAQ / TAG GUIDE vv

Q: What art program do you use? Krita. It's free and it "works," which is all I ask for.

Q: Do you do commissions? This answer will change around: currently, no. I've been meaning to, honestly, but just haven't felt collected enough to make a comm sheet and whatnot. Hopefully I'll be able to update this soon though.

Q: What are your other socials? I currently don't have any others, so if you see my art somewhere else, it's stolen :)

Q: Why do you draw [insert character] like that? I normally get this question about Springtrap, but I like to make designs that lend themselves more to 2D animation, which means simplifying a lot of things and hopefully still being able to get the point across. Too much detail and it becomes complicated very quickly. Fnaf animatronics/characters lend themselves really nicely to stylization because of how simple in concept they are overall. They're also left up to a lot of different characterization potential, not just from their simple designs, but the fact that they don't really get super hard-established personalities. Basically, all of that comes together into me enjoying taking a base concept and turning it into something you could potentially see in some older hand-drawn cartoon. As far as *specific* choices for how I draw *specific* characters, I feel like those would each need their own posts especially for Springtrap since I draw him the most. I know I'll have to make that sometime.

Q: Can I draw fanart of your designs? Of course! I'd just like to be credited and tagged so I can see it and reblog it :D

Tag Guide laddersarts and not my art - arts that I post or ones that I reblog (my art tag is all stuff since I got back earlier this year, art before that I just tagged as "my art") justtalks and talkin disney - indulgent tangents justfrens - things from peeps I know and whatnot answered ask - stuff from the inbox goofies - silly stuff midnight magma things - arts from group canvas drawing fanart for me :0 - fanarts of my designs!!!!! :0 present for springtrap :) - ask series where y'all wanted to give Springtrap something nice (there's a line formed and I just get to them whenever I'm up for it, but feel free to add to it) alt springtrap - art of goofy alternate versions of Springtrap I make sometimes: there's currently Vamptrap, Mothtrap, Jackotrap, and ERRORtrap (suggestive, eyestrain, flashing, gore, and all that stuff some people might not want to see I will hopefully remeber to tag)

[bunnyreaper]

v o n d for exbfdad Price? That fic makes me feral beyond belief <3

volume - can be quiet when he needs to, and is when he's alone, but as a man with experience he's familiar with how most people LOVE hearing their partners sounds. so he's sure to moan and groan when with you (especially when he sees how the more primal grunts drive you crazy)!! he is also the kink of dirty talk as you can imagine, prides himself in knowing exactly what to say to drive you craziest!! isn't at all shy or embarrassed about the feral, unhinged shit he mutters when he's close to cumming inside you

oral - don't we all agree that price is a munch? but let it be restated, your pleasure is his pleasure. especially when you admit about your lack of experience in receiving due to neglectful former partners (including his son) -- he will absolutely make up for lost time. at the same time, if you're enthusiastic about going down on him he will never say no because he's obsessed with how you look on your knees with his cock shoved down your throat. (and if you're just as obsessed with giving as he is? he swears he's in heaven)

no - anything that would scar you or potentially lead to injury or overwhelming pain. he's into but cautious about spanking and choking but will never take either too far and will never hurt you. no cutting/burning/wax etc, or guns/knives etc. the connotations are just bad for him (ty to ollie/noel/server141 for ideas here!!)

dirty secret - truly did want you from the first moment he saw you. i have a bit of backstory about how he met you before he knew who you were and was enamored by you, and then sparks flew in your introduction etc but at the end of the day, he's a man. he saw you and thought you were perfect, just his type, and then had to deal with the realisation you were off limits. in his weakest moments he's indulged his fantasy, maybe when he's had a few too many drinks he's closed his eyes, fisted his cock and thought of you. but he's always trying to fight the thoughts because of how forbidden they are.

[asleepyy]

ello ello ello, ive got a questions!!!!! the Job job. as of right now, having planning it for your s2 of oopsie!omens but not have Done It yet, what can u tell us about it? how does azazel go about fulfilling satan's side of the bargain? does jophiel try and help him in any way? how do beelzebub and azazel interact?!?! WHAT WOULD HAPPEN DURING THE CLIFF SCENE??! probably something a lot worse. i feel like azazel would be afraid to Fall ever Farther, if u know what i mean. be irrevicably unredeamable. aomething "worse" than being a demon. personally taken out by heaven? idk im thinking about it so hard and i still wanna write about that job . ur au is next level for that reason alone: THINKING!!!! ABOUT THINGS!!!! :D

also!!! when did azazel learn that praying to god as a demon hurt him . when did he realize that even trying got him burning. that little piece of lore stabs me 28 times every time i see it. ourgh. ty fpr the amazing au and i cant qait to read more about it!!! :>

hello hello hello!

Well I don’t like to go around spoiling future chapters too much, but I shall indulge you guys a little 💖 (obviously these things are not set in concrete, sometimes I end up changing things around)

Azazel is told to do something, and with guilt and regret, he will do it. Jophiel finds out about it and essentially puts into motion a way for Azazel to carry out what Satan wants in a way where he really actually isn’t (lambs to birds, kids to salamanders, etc)

Azazel feels great relief, and great great fear. He’s dragging down an angel into lying to god (even though this is all entirely Jophiels working)

Azazel, tearfully: “But, I made you lie, to thwart the will of God.”

Jophiel, with a shrug: “Mnnnyeah not really, but. I won’t tell anyone if you won’t.”

[goosewriting]

Hi I just wanted to tell you that I really enjoy your writing. What if the turtles got cloaking broches and wanted to show their partner, and the partner was like “yeah you’re pretty as a human but I miss your markings/stripes etc.”?

Cloaking broach (rottmnt x reader)

summary: reader and turtle’s reaction to seeing him in human form for the first time.

relationship: Rise Leo, Raph, Mikey, Donnie x GN reader (separate) 

warnings: simping ✊😔, innuendos? sort of? nothing spicy or anything but idk it’s a different tone than my usual stuff XD, i guess it still counts as fluffy ending tho

word count: 1.9k

A/N: ty for the kind words anon! i have to say i went kinda hard on the simp reader here but can you blame me? this ended up being 100% self-indulgent lmao check the human designs i used for this one under the cut and you’ll understand 🫡 still, i hope it’s to your liking ;;w;;

(english is not my first language. constructive criticism and grammar corrections are very appreciated!)

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for this one i wanted to give you guys a visual lol for the human!turtles: i’ll be using these designs by @redbeanp13 (source), who was kind enough to let me use them :D the drawing below is by @soldrawss (source) whose art you should really check out because it’s top tier 😤👌

with that settled, let's get to it~

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The turtle made his way to your apartment, moving swiftly between the buildings, unable to hold in his excitement. He had borrowed a cloaking broach from Sunita, and he wanted you to be there when he transformed for the first time. After all, he hoped you’d like how he looked. 

When he got to your place and explained the situation, you suddenly got nervous. You had never even thought about him as a human, and while you were certainly curious, you also felt strangely uneasy. What if he was shocked about how he looked? What if he was disappointed because it wasn’t like he expected? On the other hand… What if he looked even better? What were you supposed to do with that knowledge after he turned back to his turtle self?

You shook your head to rid yourself of those thoughts, focusing instead on the almost child-like glee your boyfriend had, waiting for you to join him in front of your full-length mirror.

Giving him a nod, he was just about to place the broach on his strap when you spoke, suddenly remembering a very important aspect of the transformation.

“Wait!” you stopped him, holding up your hands, and he looked at you slightly irritated but waited for you to continue, as he saw how flushed your face looked all of a sudden. “How does the whole clothes aspect work? Will you have those or will you transform, like… naked?”

“Why, would you like to see that?” he teased you.

You didn’t nod nor shake your head, instead only bringing up your hands to cover your face.

“I’m just kidding” he laughed and placed a hand on your shoulder reassuringly, giving it a bit of a squeeze. “The broach gives you the clothes you imagine, so no worries.”

“Right…” you replied sheepishly, uncovering your face. “Let’s see it then.”

And with that the turtle placed the broach on the strap around his torso, and got engulfed in a greenish smoke.

🔵 Leo

When he emerged, he was smug about it.

You blinked a couple of times, trying to process what you saw.

There were a lot of feelings happening. 

Meanwhile he quite literally checked himself out in the mirror.

He had no shame about it. 

You ran your hands through his hair, and the new sensation startled him, but he didn't pull back.

It felt kinda nice actually.

You traced over his face; his stripes had translated into scars and birthmarks of sorts.

As you were admiring his facial features, Leo suddenly pulled you closer by the waist, leaning in, and stopped just before your lips touched, quietly asking if he could kiss you. You replied by closing the distance.

The kiss felt different and yet the same, as it still was Leo in front of you. Again, your hands came up to run through his hair, lightly tugging at the base of the neck, which made him softly groan into the kiss. At the unexpected sound you pulled back and looked at him with big eyes and heated cheeks.

“I could get used to that” he said with his signature grin, and quickly pecked your nose. 

“So, you like it?” Leo asked, placing his arm over your shoulder and pulling you into his side, so you stood next to each other, facing the mirror.

“I mean… yes? You do still look very handsome” you replied, and trailed off, biting your bottom lip, as if hesitating to continue. He gave you a soft smile through the mirror.

“But?”

“I don’t know, it’s like there’s something missing? Your half-moon markings that bring out your eyes, the stripes that seem to glow in the light, your whole ninja-ness. This feels like more of a costume than anything else… I like you in green; it feels realer.”

His gaze suddenly softened, looking vulnerable for a split second. That was not the reply he was expecting, but maybe deep inside the one he was hoping for. 

“I do like the hair though” you said to go back to your banter. “And it looks like you finally can get a good posture without the shell.”

“Hey!” Leo gasped in mock offence, and you stuck out your tongue at him. “Turtle or not, I can still totally kick your butt!”

You had no time for a clever remark, as he was already playfully tackling you to the ground, with you squealing and trying to get out of his grasp to evade his relentless tickling.

🔴 Raph

He was still tall, almost as tall as his turtle form. 

Just not as big.

Which was kinda weird to see.

As if there was a part of him missing in the space before you.

You hugged him and could almost reach around his back, which was impossible in his turtle form.

Also he was warm for once, which was nice.

As you were hugging him, his arms also wrapped around your form.

That’s when you noticed.

He was so soft.

“So, what do you think?” he asked at your reflection in the mirror.

You pulled back from the hug and just stared at his chest for a second. His chest was usually rather hard because of the plaster, even though it was quite flexible for him to move in. Still, you couldn’t help but wonder.

Without saying anything you gingerly placed your hands on his chest, making him slightly flinch, a violent blush spreading on his face and neck.

“This is gonna sound so weird” you said, unable to look him in the eye. “But can I… feel you?”

“Ah- Uhm- Sure.” Raph went a little stiff, unsure of what you were about to do.

Your hands traced his chest, which was still rather firm; you assumed his muscles still were present in this form. Then your fingers slowly wandered down to his tummy, which was softer, and to the sides, where you softly pinched his hip, making him squeak in surprise. You took a deep breath to recover from the sheer adorableness of his reaction, and made a mental note of doing it again in the future if you had the chance.

“So… You like it?” he asked after you seemed satisfied with your exploring.

“To be honest? Yes and no” you replied, going back to hugging him and talking to his reflection with your cheek smushed against his chest. 

“I like that I can hug you like this and almost reach around you without the spikes. I like how warm and soft you feel” you explained and he smiled. “But I also really like green and spiky Raph, who is so very gentle with me and makes me feel safe.”

Raph’s arms tightened around you, giving you a kiss on the top of your head.

“Maybe we can borrow the broach in winter for cuddles?” he suggested, slightly swaying you from side to side. Now that was a compromise you could get behind. 

🟠 Mikey

The only way to describe how he looked was adorable.

Since he was more petite and lighter, you figured you could give him a piggyback ride for once.

You also loved that he went with a colourful outfit and lots of accessories.

It suited him very well.

And you couldn’t get over his freckles, they were too cute!

For a while, you both just stood there curiously looking at all the details in the mirror. 

Then Mikey took your hand in his.

“Whoa, so this is what it’s like to have 5 fingers!” he exclaimed, intertwining your fingers with his. You had to admit, it felt pretty nice. 

While he admired his digits alongside yours, with your other hand you ruffled his hair, to which he snorted.

“That feels so weird” he laughed.

“But I bet I know what will feel nice!” you said, letting go of his hand and bringing both of yours up to softly massage his scalp. 

“Oh, oh wow” Mikey basically melted away as you worked your fingers through his hair from the top of his head to the back of his neck, being careful not to get tangled in his locks. He just stood there in pure bliss, with his eyes closed. So when you were done, you couldn’t help yourself from giving him a quick peck on his lips.

He blinked a couple of times, coming out of his stupor.

“You think you could do that even when I don’t have hair?” he asked. You told him to remind you of doing so whenever he wanted. He thanked you and went in for a hug; that's when you realised there was one more thing you could do with his non-turtle self.

Without much of a warning, you bent down ever so slightly to reach under his thighs, and lifted him up with a ‘whoop!’. Mikey held onto your shoulders and instinctively wrapped his legs around your torso. You gave him a smug smile.

“This is new” Mikey commented, an ever so light blush adorning his cheeks, and you tightened your hold on him so he wouldn’t fall. 

“Is it nice?” you asked. If Mikey nuzzling his face into your neck was anything to go by, you’d guess that it was. 

You both knew he loved being held, especially by his brothers, so now that you could do it, he’d never want to let go. 

🟣 Donnie

The only way to describe your internal reaction: that anime gif 

You blushed heavily when you saw his human form.

He was too handsome for the world to see.

“It’s too much power, he’s too dangerous” you thought.

You tried to keep your cool, you really did.

He had somehow managed to bring out his bad boy persona perfectly, without losing the nerd touch. 

Seeing your reaction, he gave you a knowing grin through the mirror, resting his arm on your shoulder.

“So, what do we think?” he asked with a mock nonchalant tone. “I’d love to hear your current thought process in depth.”

“Shut up” you muttered under your breath, shoving his arm off so you could face him. You looked at him for a second, then reached up to cup his face in your hands. Now it was his turn to blush, and you gave him a smirk of your own as you realised something. You didn’t wanna ruin the moment, but you just couldn’t help yourself.

“Look at you, a real boy with real eyebrows!” you cood. Donnie scoffed.

“Don’t ‘Pinocchio’ me” he retorted, but leaned into your touch. It was a somewhat unfamiliar sensation for him too, his skin being different and all.

“May I…?” you asked, gingerly stroking his cheekbone with your thumb, silently asking for permission to further touch around his face, knowing that he wasn’t a fan of that. Deciding to make today the exception, he gave you a short nod.

“How do you feel?” you asked, this time for real, as you further inspected his face and all the features he didn’t have as a turtle: nose, ears, lips, the little freckles speckled around his cheeks. 

“To be honest? Kinda like a wet noodle” he replied, earning a chuckle from you. “I feel way too exposed. Too much soft flesh… everywhere. On the outside. I don’t know how you can walk outside like this every day.” You just gave him a sympathetic smile and hummed. 

Once you were done with your inspection, you withdrew from Donnie, giving him one last once-over.

“Well, that was a fun experiment” you concluded. “But I feel like your human form lacks a certain… mad scientist factor, if you will.”

Donnie agreed and took off the broach, albeit correcting you with a “not mad, just science”. 

~~~~~

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[bluecookies02]

bottom/switch/top+headcanons with genshin men

coming from a very top leaning and not objective reader

➭pure blooded bottoms

venti-his dick is for decoration only, drools so much when he's getting fucked. loves getting railed while tipsy

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➭bottoms but will top if you want them to

heizou- he knows how to but am a firm believer he's just a spoiled pillow princess if you r willing to indulge him

gorou- very needy when he tops too, will cry when he breeds, ty very much. shy bottom tho

tighnari- he fucks. like...mind numbingly. bashful bottom, can't stop grinding against you. will cum from humping too, dunno what tht has to do w anything but he will

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➭switch

scara- will be bratty about it, v embarrassed about how often he lets you top tho, can be a lil mean when he tops but that's okay, he knows how to angrily pound into it👏

aether- pretty boy, waist so brrr. whines in both cases, awfully breathtaking either way.

kaeya- whore...a whore tht doesn't pick favorites, he's just a lil mondstat slut. loves dolling up in the bedroom. will also spoil you with pretty soft clothes and fuck you silly in them too

al haitham- legit lazy to top sometimes hence the category. He'd rather just have you do all of the muscle moving on occasions. I feel like he tops when he's especially horny, otherwise he'd rather lay down and spread his pretty legs or just make you bounce on his lap.

albedo- expert at both, has trouble picking what mood he's in tho. a gentleman nonetheless, everything is very soft and mellow and he'll rarely do anything rough.

diluc- lets you top as a treat once in a blue moon, secretly enjoys it so much but he's also pussy drunk so he opts to just breed you instead.

xiao- don't let him discover the joy of a prostate, he will demand it every time until he's satiated

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➭tops

itto- had a finger up his ass(more than once), was not a fan of it. dick too big to just sit there and not be utilized. is down to try bottoming a few times but he is too horny to hold still and leave matters in your hands

thoma- service top through and throughout. you say it he does it. actually can get too carried away and surprisingly fucks hard. i will fuck him tho, watch me.

cyno- not only does he top he also b r e e d s. doesn't need to know where the clit is bc he ruts so deep tht his navel bumps into it anyways. he knows tho. his ass is my buffet nonetheless.

kazuha- gentle top, obsessed with doing everything, will not even let you suck him off without pouting about it.

zhongli- ik this but something in me wants to fuck him anyways , smth about tht millennia old ass makes u wanna enter the forbidden chambers

ayato- i literally have no words, i wouldn't be able to top him because i wouldn't want to. who would want to. give me tht rich princess treatment s i r

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➭childe

his own category, his existence is a mystery to me. Kaeya vibes but also much more vile. A mean top that secretly rides a dildo in the privacy of his locked room

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[a/n]: as i post this im falling asleep, have a giggle hopefully

[archie-sunshine]

I would love to hear your ideas on Minimus’ sex life/drive👀🫶

Also another banger as Always, loving your art and writing it’s just SOOOOOO AUGAGAGAG. Love it💚💚

Thanks again to everyone for once again letting me be on my bullshit yet again.

SO! Minimus, in my head, as much as everyone loves to joke about him being a prude or dense, or obtuse, i disagree, but situationally.

I THINK!! THAT MINIMUS IS A BDSM ENJOYER!! FOR THE EXPRESS PURPOSE THAT IT HAS ALLOWED HIM TO BRING RULES INTO THE BEDROOM

I feel as though minimus does enjoy vanilla interfacing, I feel as though he tends to be a very pent up individual in general though, due to his job, and his duties, and his general disposition. I think mins understands that interfacing is a natural part of self care for many cybertronians, so he does like to work his frustrations out on his own time, and indulge a bit of a sadistic streak in that time.

However, I think that in his relationships, he enjoys to exercise a certain level of control or dominance, partially because of the safety it creates for him, but also because I think he has.... some inferiority issues(cough cough dominus ambus). I think he enjoys setting rules and giving orders specifically out of the magnus armour, i think its a fun power trip for him to have power over his partners who happen to be much larger than him.

this also meshes well with my thoughts on megatron being that he would kill, die, and maim for any one of his lovers. I believe personally the dichotomy of their relationship is based VERY firmly on the vulnerability they are able to share with one another.

I ALSO believe they share a similar PAINFULLY pedantic energy, like my favourite bit to throw around about minimus is that he would have sex written into his spreadsheet.

I also specifically imagine in a minimegarod situation, they have a bit of a pecking order, where Rodimus is at the bottom getting bullied trained by the two of them, megatron is carrying out minimus' orders and acting as kind of a bayliff or bouncer for the scene, like discipline and such, and minimus is giving the orders and rewards.

Anyway thanks for listening to my minimus insanity posting, you will see this exact dynamic in literally any minimegs/minimegarod/minirod fic i write ever. so get used to it :D

[Feeling nosy? ask me for my hcs about mtmte!! or send me yours and ill give my take!! Ty for the ask!! :D]

[quillkiller]

microfic: quillkiller, 848 words, explicit/mature

light d/s undertones maybe ?? vaguely described sex scene, nsfw

Bellatrix is poison, or maybe just a very sharp knife. More weapon than a girl, always has been. She did this to herself, and she had done it all wrong.

She destroys what she touches, leaves them a bloody mess at her feet until they crawl away from her on all fours. She had done it to anyone who tried to be her friend.

She had done it to her younger sister. She doesn’t know why her youngest is still around.

She doesn’t want to do it, again, to Rita, she wants so desperately for her to stay— so she keeps her hands behind her back most of the time. She keeps her teeth behind a closed mouth, so as to not tear open Rita’s perfect skin.

She wants to keep her perfect. Pristine and lovely, like a porcelain doll. No teeth grazing her neck, drawing blood. No fingers digging too deep into her hips. No visible hickeys, dragging Rita’s reputation through the dirt.

No, she’s too perfect, and she deserves better. Bellatrix doesn’t doubt she’d duel a pair of scissors if they dared to make Rita bleed.

She’s the loveliest, sweetest thing Bellatrix has ever been in possession of.

“I want to make you bleed,” Rita whispers against her ear, taking Bellatrix’s earlobe between her teeth, biting until it hurts. Until Bellatrix gasps, struggling against the ropes tying her hands together behind her back.

Maybe not that sweet, not really, not actually, but what matters is that Bellatrix thinks so. Rita is nasty, rude and selfish— and she’s perfect. Rita thinks she’s a god, and Bellatrix is happy to indulge her. Happy to worship at her feet.

“How badly do you want to touch me?” Rita asks, sucking down hard on Bellatrix’s neck, “feral thing like you, you’d ruin me if i’d let you,”

Bellatrix would never hurt Rita, hasn’t ever hurt Rita, even when her hands aren’t tied together, but it’s true that Bellatrix is feral. Wild and sharp, and doesn’t know how to love without leaving claw marks. It takes all her effort to be soft, but Rita rewards her every single time.

She’s become Rita’s domesticated beast. A dog on a leash. A leash that Rita loves pulling at, and Bellatrix is all too happy to submit and be led.

Bellatrix wants Rita to stay perfect, not a single tear on her lovely skin, and Rita basks in it. In turn, Rita wants to claw, push and prod. A perfect thing, but not at all kind, and Bellatrix loves her for it.

Who else can you hurt? Bellatrix had asked her once, when Rita had looked at her with fire dancing in her eyes, Bellatrix pushed up against a wall. Rita’s hand around her neck.

She had squeezed, Bellatrix gasping for breath, and said, I want you at my mercy.

Bellatrix had laughed, as much as she could with her airway blocked, and said, I already am, baby. Deliriously happy, Rita’s delicate fingers digging into her.

Rita adjusts herself on Bellatrix’s lap until she’s straddling her right thigh, she sits back up and looks down at Bellatrix, a smirk on her lips. “You’re so good,”

Bellatrix isn’t exactly comfortable, sitting with her back against the headboard and hands tied around her back, but her comfort doesn’t matter. Not to her, and not to Rita. Right now she belongs entirely to Rita. She thinks she was made to make her feel good, if all she’s good for otherwise is to harm and destroy.

Rita starts moving, and all Bellatrix can do is watch. Rita’s still fully dressed on top of her, a miniskirt, but the panties are gone, and a loose fitting button up shirt that refuses to stay in place. Rita’s blonde hair is a mess, eyes rolling back as she’s focusing on her own pleasure. Bellatrix has been tied up and naked for over an hour.

“Baby,” Bellatrix whispers.

God, she’s perfect. A perfect, pristine little thing— and Bellatrix intends to keep her that way. She’ll let Rita ruin her, make her bleed, leave her marks. She’ll beg her for it, and bask in the glory until they’ve faded. Then she’ll beg again.

She wants everyone to know who she belongs to. And in turn, Bellatrix demands Rita be kept perfect. Showing not only who Rita belongs to, but that Rita belongs to her without all of Bellatrix’s violence.

“You’ll hurt everyone,” Rita says, pulling Bellatrix’s hair, just a tad too hard, “but not me,”

“Never,” Bellatrix promises.

Never, never, never.

“Good dog,” Rita gasps, and scratches at Bellatrix’s back until she bleeds. Rita giggles, pleased when Bellatrix hisses from the pain.

“You’re perfect,” Bellatrix says, trying to get closer, but Rita pushes her back against the headboard roughly.

“My perfect girl,” Bellatrix continues, she’s delirious, a stuttering mess, “my one good thing,”

Rita says something, but it’s lost in her frantic movements against her thigh and Bellatrix’s growing desperation. She’s an angel, a god, a porcelain doll.

Bellatrix worships. Like a dog on a leash, held by a perfect, delicate hand that loves her.