#uncle buck

[starsforbuckley]

INCORRECT 9-1-1 QUOTE

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Jee-Yun, jumping out of Buck's closet: BOO!

Buck:

Jee-Yun:

Buck:

Jee-Yun: *makes a sad face*

Buck: Ahh! Oh my god! You scared me!

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• fandom: 9-1-1

[enchantedbarnes]

Uncle Buck Returns

Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Single Aunt!Reader

Summary: Our little menace of a nephew has secured a date for you. Here is part 2 to Uncle Buck.

Word Count: 1401

Masterlist: One | Two | Three | Four | Five

A/N: what in the actual f👀 is going on 😅 I was expecting maybe 10 or so people to read Uncle Buck. My notifications haven't stopped going off since I posted. Thank you so much everyone that read it and enjoyed it. I hope you also enjoy this little continuation. P.S. GIF replies are my love language so if you enjoy send me your best (or worst 😈) 🫶

As soon as the pair returned home and walked through the front door, Benji skipped his way in shouting, "MAWWAGE! MAWWAGE IS WHAT BWINGS US TOGEVAH TODAYYYY!" Arms high above him as he rushes through the living room in search of his parents.

"Benji, please don't make me regret letting you watch my favorite movie," you sigh, flopping onto the couch, hands covering your face.

He stopped short and looked back at you, "Have you the wing?" He bowed and giggled then turned back around to continue on with his search.

"You're back!" Your sister shouted while she snatched Benji up into her arms, covering the small boy in kisses. "Did you have so much fun with Auntie today? Why are we shouting Princess Bride quotes?" She gasps, "Did you get to meet the dread pirate Roberts??"

Benji looks up at her in confusion, "What? No Mom, we saw Bucky Barnes and Sam Wilson! And guess WHAT!"

"Ohhh, what?!"

He whispers into her ear and throws his head back laughing like a tiny evil madman.

"You did what???!" She laughs.

You groan from the couch.

She walks both of them over to you.

"Did I understand him correctly, is there something we should know? Are you betrothed to a super soldier?"

"I'm gonna go throw up," you groaned again.

Sweating doesn't even begin to cover it.

Your entire body feels like it's on fire.

You agreed to meet Bucky for a late lunch the following day. You've been sitting on the floor by your closet for what you thought was 30 minutes now, staring into the clothing abyss, spiraling into an internal panic.

You don't go on dates. You keep to yourself. It's comfortable. Living in a combined household with your sister and her small family you're certainly never alone.

What are you even supposed to talk about?

Your current job is nothing super exciting to talk about. You do like to go to concerts and musicals... However you can't really imagine the 106-year-old super soldier going to a pop punk or metal show, nor do you imagine him attending Wicked 3 times. Note to self: do not bring up Rogers the musical. Yikes.

Your sister has already talked you off a ledge 3 times since last night when you got home.

While still wallowing in self pity and loathing, two outfits are scattered by you and you have three more in your arms.

Your sister walks by your open door and backtracks peering in.

"Y/n," she sighs, "just wear the first outfit. You'll look great, I promise." She walks over and grabs the armful of clothes from you, dumping them on the bed and grabbing the first outfit. Your favorite pair of black jeans and a sweater you bought specifically because it was so damn soft.

The doorbell rings and your eyes widen. "He's early?!"

"He's on time, you would have noticed if you weren't staring into space for the last hour."

"WHAT?!"

"Don't worry we'll keep him distracted while you finish getting ready."

"Oh sure, don't worry. That fills me with all the confidence..."

"Benji has already asked him to marry you, what's the worst that could happen now?"

"I don't even want to think about the answer to that. So many possibilities come to mind."

You grab your outfit and start rushing around.

"Can I get you something to drink, Bucky?" Your sister asks while she moves about the room.

Bucky and Benji are seated at the kitchen table, just off from the living room. Benji is across from him with his tiny arms crossed on the table, and a very serious look on his face.

"I'm fine, thanks."

"Ok, I'm sure she'll be down in just a moment. Make yourself at home. Hopefully we will see you around again soon," she smiles, "I'm just gonna go switch the laundry over quickly. Benji," she looks down at him while pointing two fingers at her eyes and then over to him, "behave yourself," she warns while leaving the room.

The table stare down continues.

"Where do you live?" Benji asks.

"In the city," Bucky answers.

"You have a house?" Benji fires back.

"Apartment."

"Own or rent?"

"Rent."

"Where’s your office?"

"I don’t have one."

"How come?"

"I don’t need one."

"Where’s your wife?"

"Don’t have one.."

"Yet," Benji squints with a tiny smirk, "but how come?"

"It's a long story."

"You have kids?"

"No I don’t."

"How come?"

"It's an even longer story."

"Do you prefer dogs or cats?"

"Both are fine."

"Do you have one?"

"I have a cat. Names Alpine."

"Is Steve Rogers really on the moon?"

"What's your record for consecutive questions asked?"

"38."

"He's up there all right." Bucky answers with a nod.

"Your metal arm and regular arm match well with how ginormous your muscles are."

"How nice of you to notice."

"I’m a kid, that’s my job."

Bucky raises a brow, "Why am I getting the 3rd degree here?"

"Just checking in on my investments. If this didn't work I was going to ask our neighbor Frank, but he kind of sucks," Benji shrugs his shoulders.

Before Bucky can question the language and what the 8-year-old said, you walk into the kitchen and quickly look back and forth between the two of them.

"Oh no, how long have you two been alone in here?? What did he say?" You ask Bucky, looking over at Benji quickly after, "What did you say??" Your eyes narrow.

Benji grins and holds your purse up for you. "Have fun storming the castle," he cheekily smiles with that glint in his eyes.

"Benji," you glare down at him.

Bucky clears his throat while standing up from the table. Walking over to you he points to a small bouquet of flowers that were already in a vase waiting on the kitchen table, "Um, these are for you…" he smiles.

"Thank you so much, they're beautiful," your reply is breathless while you look at the arrangement filled with a small mix of your favorites.

"He also gave me this," Benji holds up an RC truck with a Captain America shield painted on the side.

"That was very nice of him, did you say thank you?"

"Duh," he rolled his eyes while grabbing the remote to the car and rolling it out to the living room, "Thanks Future-Uncle Bucky," he grins and chases after it.

"Anyone ever tell you guys he's kind of a strange kid?" Bucky whispers conspiratorially while offering his arm to you.

You throw your head back with a quick laugh. "Oh, you have no idea."

Your date is going better than you expected.

You have managed to not make a complete fool out of yourself so far and both of you seemed to be enjoying your time together.

You have apologized multiple times for Benji's antics.

Bucky laughed, "He reminds me a bit of a young Steve and my sister Rebecca combined. Didn't realize that combo was possible, it's a little terrifying. I hope they have great medical insurance," he jokes.

"His father's a nurse, so we have in-house medical on demand. My sister tried to convince me to go to law school so someone can represent him when he undoubtedly tries to take over the world. Guess I can save some money and time on law school now that we have a super soldier plus a Captain America connection that can potentially stop him before lawyers need to be involved."

"Your sister already welcomed me to the family when she opened the door to let me in," he smirks.

You put your face in your hands, elbows leaning against the table in support.

"Well now you know where her small menace gets it from."

Bucky helps pull your chair out for you as you're both about to leave. As you stand up your purse falls off the back of your chair, spilling some of its contents on the floor when it lands.

Bucky ducked down to help collect your things when something shiny appeared next to your chapstick. His eyebrows furrow as he picks both up and holds them up to you.

You let out a slightly strangled cough as you realized what he was holding up to you.

Bucky Barnes was kneeling holding up your peppermint chapstick and your Grandmother's opal ring that was supposed to be safely in your jewelry box at home.

...Benjamin!

@pono-pura-vida @bitchy-bi-trash @random-writer-23 @jvanilly @clintsupremacy @eatingtheworldsoffanfiction

Next: Part 3 Lord of the Pins

[lourdesdeath]

Has this been done? Probably. Do I care? No.

[tvneon]

[tvuniverse]

UNCLE BUCK ➤ 6x08 What's Your Fantasy?

[iamharryhale]

Jee-Yun: Bahbuhjahbih.

Eddie: You want your teddy bear?

Maddie: Awww, you can understand her?

Eddie: Buck talks the same way when he's drunk.

Buck: HEY!

[incorrect911argoship]

*Buck driving Jee-yun to school*

Buck: Ok Jee, tell uncle Buck again, what are you not going to do in school today?

Jee-Yun: I will not hit the other kids with a light saber.

Buck: And why are you not going to hit them with a light saber?

Jee-Yun: It is my toy, and it is my choice, but if I hit them with the light saber, I’m acting like a Sith.

Buck: Do you want to be a Sith?

Jee-Yun: No! I am Ahsoka!

[skyhighrollins911]

Uncle Buck & Uncle Eddie with Jee-Yun

[tawaifeddiediaz]

UNCLE BUCK & JEE-YUN + their matching white shoes

[Image ID: three gifs of Evan Buckley and Jee-Yun Buckley-Han from 9-1-1 episode 6.08, "9-1-1, What's Your Fantasy." They are at Buck's apartment while Buck babysits for Maddie and Chimney:

GIF 1: Jee-Yun running through the apartent with an armful of toilet paper dragging on the ground behind her.

GIF 2: Buck chasing after her, skidding to a stop to hover his hands over the toilet paper littered on the ground before deciding to leave it and chase after her again.

GIF 3: A closeup shot of Jee-Yun's white shoes as she runs to the other side of the apartment, then Buck's white shoe as he chases after her.

/end ID]

[mellaithwen]

WIP Wednesday!

Thank you for tagging me @princessfbi and @rewritetheending <33 (and I think I missed a few last-lines tags too?)

"Oh I see," Maddie nods conspiratorially after her daughter whispers in her ear. "Jee wants to give her Uncle Buck a hug, is that okay?"

She gives her brother a worried look, that stands at odds with the cheerful tone of her voice, and Buck tries his hardest to reassure her with a tired smile (and despite the hospital setting).

"Always," Buck replies, his voice still a little croaky from the vent, as he reaches his arms out towards his niece.

"Okayyyy,” Maddie says to her daughter in a sing-song voice, “but we have to be gentle sweetie.”

"Gentle," Jee says, repeating her mother's instructions to the letter with a firm nod as she reaches out with her tiny hands. "Gentleee," she repeats, stretching the word out as she pats her uncle’s chest, and Buck’s undone at the softness of her gesture.

A little break from the angst for once!

Tagging @homerforsure @renecdote @bigfootsmom @nymika-arts @hopeintheashes @littlespoonevan @fcntasmas @hattalove @capseycartwright @buckactuallys @clusterbuck @henswilsons @lovebuck @like-the-rest-of-la @kananjarus @shortsighted-owl and @tripleaxeldiaz <3

[dugthisgrave]

“It’s for Jee-Yun. I figured it’s never too soon for her to learn that girls can be heroes too.”

[videoandpizza]

Uncle Buck (1989)

[theultimatesexypeopleshowdown]

[incorrectbuckandeddie]

X @hisbucky

[loserdiaz]

thinking of uncle buck got me thinking thoughts and then i remembered this tiktok. so here we are .(let's say jee is a little bit older here too)

When Eddie comes back from work, he finds his house is a mess. There's toys everywhere, his living room looks more like a warzone than anything.

And in the middle of all that chaos, of course, there's the Buckleys. Buck and Jee.

Buck has tiny buns at the top of his head— or what Eddie thinks are supposed to be buns but aren't because Buck's hair was too short for that. He has blush on his cheeks, making them look a bright out of place pink. Not to mention Jee picking his eye with the make up brush and what Eddie asummes is eyeshadow.

"Jee! Be gentle, bub, or you'll leave your uncle Buck blind." Buck's laughing and closing his eyes to avoid more harm. The eyeshadow is an ugly bright green and Eddie winces but can't help the way his heart melts at the sight of Buck being so good with his niece.

"Oh. You're home." Buck turns around, lighting up and giving Eddie one of his brightest smiles. The smile that is only reserved for him, it's fond and full of adoration and Eddie wants to be the recipient of that smile for the rest of his days. "Look, Jee! Uncle Eddie's here!" Buck shakes Jee gently, making her laugh but otherwise the girl doesn't pay him much attention, too focused on painting Buck's face.

Jee's movements are uncoordinated and clumsy, Buck wincing every now and then, but he doesn't show any discomfort otherwise.

Eddie leans against the wall and just watches as Buck taps his lips so Jee would apply lip gloss. It's an endearing scene and it makes him yearn for more.

"Maybe someday Buck could do this with our daughter." He thinks, a fond, tender smile tugging at the corner of his lips as he watches his boyfriend lets the six year old give him one of the most ridiculous make up looks that Eddie's ever seen.

Buck would be an amazing dad— well, he already is to Christopher. But, yeah, Eddie wouldn't mind someone else forming part of their little family.

[iamharryhale]

*At Buck's loft while he babysits Jee*

8-years-old Jee-Yun: Did you know Grandma still has Elzheimer's?

Buck: Alzheimer's?

Jee-Yun: Yeah.

Buck: Yeah, that doesn’t go away. Why?

Jee: Because she was gonna give me 20 bucks for my grades.

Jee: But she’s like giving me 20 bucks like 6 times.

Buck: She gave you 20 bucks… and you didn’t tell her?

Jee: Eh, no.

Buck: Why?

Jee: Because I wanted more money.

Buck: 👁️👄👁️

Buck: Jee-Yun Buckley-Han that is messed up!

Jee: How? It’s her fault!

Buck: It’s not her fault, she has a… it’s a disease!

Jee:

Jee: Uh, ok.

Buck: What do you mean ok? Where’s the money?

Jee: