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poorly-drawn-cryptids-homestuck · 4 months

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John: What are your favourite types of pranks?

john: come to think of it... john: i think words gotten around that i like movie gifts the most? john: cus i'm not sure humans USUALLY have movies on them...

#homestuck #homestuck au #john egbert #ask blog #mythical creatures #cryptid stuck #how to show u that hes a little fucked up actually #unless hes messing with you-#who knows!

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duckysprouts · 7 months

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big brother part 7

#you know this is an au because the dick in my main series never calls bruce dad lol #but yeah jason’s bio dad was a dick #wait #dick grayson #nightwing #jason todd #red hood #batman #comic #fanart #art #big brother series #duckytree #idk who needs to hear this but don’t actually beat up children #dick isn’t scolding jason cause honestly he’s even more messed up #note: don’t use the g word unless u have ties to it

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monarchamos · 11 months

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do you guys think mori has to get the PM HQ's ceilings all laquered and polished bc of chuuya walking on the ceiling or do you guys think there's just a bunch of shoe marks on the ceilings

#option 1: mori putting ppl on ceiling duty whenever they mess up as punishment (chuuya will refrain from ceiling walks during that time)#(unless its dazai. he will purposefully ONLY walk on the ceiling if its dazai)#option 2: kouyou can and will point out each shoe mark and be able to tell you how old chuuya was when he made it just from size #bsd chuuya #chuuya nakahara #nakahara chuuya #bsd #bungo stray dogs #bungou stray dogs #bungou gay dogs #bsd mori #mori ougai #ougai mori #bsd port mafia #port mafia

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whenthewallfell · 5 months

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~ and if I can dissolve I do ~

(hanahaki au below the cut)

AU where Peeta develops the hanahaki disease during Catching Fire and the only people that understand the significance of it are Mrs Everdeen and Haymitch, both of which he swears to secrecy since he's going to die in the arena anyway. Snow also recognises the symptoms (rumour has it he underwent surgery shortly after his time in D12) when Peeta is unable to hide it from the cameras during the Quell. The flowers are removed as part of the hijacking process, but whether it was successful or not is uncertain - dandelions are a stubborn weed after all, and their roots grow deep.

#i think hanahaki is a nice fit for peeta's character #although it's pretty obvious how much he cares for katniss #his own feelings and desires take a backseat unless he can exploit them for her survival #his existence is very much 'keep her safe give her what she needs don't ask for anything you don't deserve it you're not worthy of love'#and it all keeps building inside him during the victory tour until he just #vomits flowers everywhere #and then probably feels bad for making a mess #lyrics are from nine lives by odie leigh #the hunger games #peeta mellark #everlark #fanart #mcbaart

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ovcii-doodles · 6 months

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The Director always said it was important to have ambition, Captain Tucker. We are the Meta, and together we will be strong enough to save your friends.

meta tucker gang we've waited almost 10 years for this (I made the quote up btw)

#I have full faith that restoration will be the send off rvb deserves after 21 years. I trust burnie with my life on this #rvb #red vs blue #rvb: restoration #red vs blue restoration #lavernius tucker #the meta #if sigma doesnt tell tucker to 'sick em' referring to the bgc i will cry #also do yall think there will be wash vs the meta round 3? maybe he actually gets crushed by a warthog this time...#jk! ...unless?#i was pissed about wash being possibly killed off in s15 bc it was just for shock value and it wasn't the final season #but im cool w him dying in the very last installment of rvb #he finally gets to sacrifice himself as the hero he previously tried so hard to be #ANYWAY the art: buff tucker. thank you #im using my old tucker fc bc if it aint broken dont fix it lols #and im not messing around w sigma he gets a stick figure face lmao

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gornackeaterofworlds · 5 months

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One of four bay vampires

@avery73 @luckycharms1701

Runs and hides-

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fatedroses · 12 days

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I know I design him with the intention that he becomes an evasion tank, but there's an irony I find very amusing in making his new magitek armor lighter than his original.

#ffxiv #sketch #concept #zenos yae galvus #adventurer zenos #I'm probably gonna mess with the design more involving his grieves and the belt design #but I'm at least happy with the mask and the marble aesthetic for the upper half of his helm #even if it reminds me heavily of sentai helmets #superhero landing lookin ass #what is not shown is tsu having to heavily bribe nero for the auto-equip tech that he has #aggressively even #...wait that actually does just make him a power ranger #WHOOPS #anyways I also just like the idea of- after a while- him and estinien just keep getting tackled or chased by kids that think theyre cool #and zenos in particular trying hard to shoe them off for a variety of reasons lol #I just get the mental image of him picking up any one of them that approach him- turning them around trying to get them to just walk off #or him “begrudgingly” nudging a ball back and forth acting like hes just trying to move it away from him #I also drew the bottom right with the thought of him not being used to short hair- and he's just stuck having to constantly brush it back #takes the helmet off and it all just fluffs up- and you just hear a sigh through his mask LOL #and then with the cloth- he can turn it into weapons he's used before in case of emergency or utility- like a scythe or the katanas #mostly because as I write adventurer zenos- unless it requires stabbing or slashing he's usually just going to be up front brawling it #look you gotta understand- the final fight lives in my head rent free and I adore the concept of brawler/pugilist zenos

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stormyoceans · 3 months

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LINE READING SO DEVASTATING I NEED TO DIE ABOUT IT

#THE WAY POND'S FACE GOES FROM CLOSED OFF AND ANTAGONISTIC TO SLIGHTLY CONFUSED AND OPENLY VULNERABLE #[CLAWS MY FACE OFF AND THROWS IT INTO THE OCEAN]#i didn't add phum in the poll about my faves because we still have four episodes left and palm was already there but #GOD I LOVE THIS BOY SO MUCH #I COULD TALK ABOUT HIM FOR DAYS #and it's just so interesting how up until this point you buy into that mask of cool popular asshole he has been wearing around peem #and when in the first episode q says 'i've heard he's a top brat' and chain adds 'nobody messes with him unless they want trouble'#you're like yeah that checks out #and it's not like that's not true because phum can be all that #but also it makes you think about how people must have treated him in the past #not just his parents but his peers as well once he got back to thailand #because he puts that mask on with everyone when at his core he is actually such a soft boy who feels so much #toey used to get bullied and he took him under his wing #he learns that peem waited for him and feels so bad he keeps asking for forgiveness #the story started because phum wouldn't say sorry to peem but now the sorrys and the thank yous are like a second language to him #AND IDK WHERE AM I GOING WITH THIS OR WHAT AM I EVEN SAY I JUST KNOW I HAVE SOOOOO MANY FEELINGS ABOUT PHUM #IM ONCE AGAIN ASKING FOR HELP #we are the series #m: txt

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t4tozier · 4 months

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why does jace have flesh to stone...it's only a wizard or warlock spell...he already said he couldn't be a wizard...who is his patron...

#this one spell is fucking everything up brennan #he can't have access to a 6th level warlock spell unless he has at least 11 levels in warlock #which would max give him 9 sorcerer levels which makes no sense #or he could be a clockwork soul sorcerer which gives him access to transmutation spells from wizard and warlock #i think that might be the only possibility tbh #but clockwork soul doesn't fit with jace's character #ugh i know i'm thinking about this too much bleem literally did not gaf #can you tell i'm trying to make jace's spell list lmao #update: i took it off of his list fuck it it’s messing with the rest of my shit #jace stardiamond #starbreaker #fhjy

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swiggity-swexual-i-am-asexual · 4 months

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So that one scene with the frogs, right?

#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #falin touden #chilchuk tims #laios touden #it’s not drawn well but do you see the vision #it reads EXACTLY like laios just rolled a nat one #and chilchuck was just trying to set him up for a MOMENT and INSTEAD #he gets a lil chomped on for his troubles #mild spoilers? you probably won’t know what the hell it’s about unless you’ve actually seen or read the series #Falin is currently DMing this mess and it’s very funny to her #also if someone wants to draw this out in way less terrible of a way feel free #I needed it out of my head I did not need it pretty

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seoafin · 1 year

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love love love writing geto as a kind loving indulgent lover who is so soft and gentle and enamored with you despite his cult leader inclinations and manipulative tendencies

#that's the geto in my mind sowwy #unless it's ibold geto bc he's a whole another level of messed up but we're not going to get into that :)#i think ddao geto is sexy for the fact that he's absolutely losing it but also trying to pretend everything's okay #he's the worsttttty with gojo but he's also good. but not that good.#my geto characterization in ddao is basically #he reconceptualizes jujutsu sorcerery as a job by readjusting his piorities #it's you gojo n the kids and everyone else can come after #that's the only way he stays sane in this fic #ddao

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moeblob · 6 months

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Windy at my house + power flickering = no comm work = quick laptop doodle

#my characters #i genuinely hoped the wind would die down but like ??? nah?#and the last time we lost power without an actual storm it WAS bc of wind #and so i just get so panicked over please dont fry my tablet with a power surge #if it calms down by tonight i really wanna work on art since i spent almost all day yesterday struggling with a pose and i finally #think i thought of something that could work and then (gestures to the wind) fuck me #also in regards to these two you have seen me drawing deacon a lot recently and i only drew armya once so far #she is a devoted follower to fulj which is really rare since fulj no longer has a large following nor a temple #so when fulj finds her its comforting and reassuring and she adores armya a lot #however the fact that fulj relentlessly teases deacon and calls him names is like..... ok wait would you really be mean to me if it wasnt #for her ? like would you still pick on me? :c and shes like lol yeah dude absolutely #deacon is just constantly dunked on by the lightning group and hes so sad because he wanted to be friends :c #but also the guy wouldnt really recognize the followers if it wasnt for the traces of lady fulj #so if they would wander into the city without having been possessed recently he probably wouldnt even cast a glance their way #nothing personal he just straight up doesnt decipher looks fast at all #he could think they look familiar but then not know why ESPECIALLY if they wear something he's not used to them in #like if armya showed up in something other than her loose white jacket he would not be able to go AH YES ARMYA immediately #he identifies people by hair or clothing details so it kinda messes him up if people remove whatever identifying trait they have #long hair getting a hair cut? suddenly a whole new person #and armya knows this very well since he never looked her way unless fulj was possessing her or trailing her #so she does like to tease him as just. we are both in servitude to a deity and same rank but like. bro youre too easy to mock #(fulj agrees)

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sadlynotthevoid · 1 year

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It's funny how, between Krs!Cale and Og!Cale, one of them had the reputation of a delinquent and one of them constantly commits crimes—

—And it's not who one would think at first sight.

They're "looks like he could kill you, it's actually a cinnamon roll" and "looks like a cinnamon roll, actually could kill you".

#just to clarify #og cale is the cinnamon roll #krs cale could kill you #he probably wouldn't unless you mess with his people #but yeah #og cale is actually one of the less vicious characters in the novel #and the gap between that and his reputation never stops amusing me #lcf #krs!cale #og!cale henituse #heniroksu

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keets-writing-corner · 7 months

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I hope we see Lucifer training Charlie in Season 2. Plus it'd be cute if Vaggie was watching and Charlie decided to see if she also wanted to join in. Because Cmom, you know if she asks him to train her too he's gonna fold like Adam.

Are you me??? I literally left a reply on someone's post about wanting to see Lucifer more in season 2 and being scared it's not gonna happen cuz he's so OP and the main character is charlie and she has to solve her own problems

and I just went in with a reply like "OKAY BUT WHAT IF HE GETS TO TRAIN HER???" That solves both problems???? We get to see more of him AND Charlie gets to problem solve without him needing to just OP his way through the story

I didn't imagine Vaggie tho! :o

seriously tho the exact thought that's been on loop in my head is Charlie accidentally activates some sort of mega-angel beam or whatever, hits Lucifer in full, and she just panics CUZ OMG DAD, DID I JUST KILL YOU??? and then from the pile of rubble, Lucifer sticks out a thumbs up and you hear a muffled "THAT WAS AMAZING SWEETIE DO IT AGAIN"

#hazbin hotel #lucifer morningstar #lucifer #charlie morningstar #okay but can I be real with you guys #I am lowkey TERRIFIED that something's going to happen to Lucifer #not for narrative reasons #which like okay I can imagine them too cuz i'm a very cruel writer to my own characters #BUT #for meta reasons #it's terrible that Lucifer is my favorite cuz we're just not going to get to see him that much #he's way too OP #he can create whatever he wants #power sweeps everyone #literal king of hell nobody is going to mess with him #so unless they really nerf him with the depression (which doesn't seem likely given the finale)#they're (the writers) are going to need to come up with a reason #why lucifer can't just sweep in and solve all of his baby's problems with a snap of his fingers #which leaves only a few options for him #1) most of the problems onward are social/relationship based which Lucifer can't control #2) most of the problems are with heaven which he has no influence over #3) he's dissociating too much of the time to realize there's even a problem happening #or... my greatest fear #4) he's going to get killed off/have something incredibly bad happen to him that immobilizes him to raise stakes #or I guess 5) alastor manipulates charlie and Lucifer to transfer his deal over to lucifer instead of charlie Little Mermaid style #but still #ngl as a writer #I don't see very many GOOD options for his character in the future #which is very conflicting for me cuz I love angst and whump #but I also want good things for my faves so

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bmpmp3 · 2 months

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vocal synths and winter designs

#art #traditional art #watercolour #fanart #virvox project #kigashima sourin #wakamatsu akashi #kurono takehiro #aoyama ryuusei #shirakami kotarou #voicevox #also ryuusei has his a.i.voice bank. and a second one coming i think #DREW THIS to warm up because ive been a little messed up from a chronic flareup thingy #but i wanted to draw <3 so you can see it got sloppier as i went on. the sketch was stick figures <3 <3 <3 <3 #i do wanna draw more of my headcanons of their characterizations and interactions more. i must draw more sloppy comics. I MUST #i kind of lean into akashi as the straightman to shenanigans when takehiros not around #i think hes very sweet and kind but has more of an edge than he lets on. a little more exasperated than he lets on sometimes LOL #its partially because hes 26 and i. also am 26. hes just like me for REAAALhjfehjbkfldsjfkdsd #hes doing his best. hes surrounded by weirdos. but maybe hes a bit of a weirdo himself....#and i lean into sourins influencer mode a lot. online king. grandpa is killing it on the gram watch out.#and of course i lean into kotarou not paying attention to anything and ryuusei not taking things too deeply unless he has a good reason LOL #and i really imagine takehiros fashion to be kinda of bad. sorry. his normal outfits are fine like his genbu is great and his vv is cute #but i imagine him dressing. oddly. i think he has to be forced away from his old middle school gym shorts in the winter. the classic #wait hold on i just remember the united states of america. hold on. okay -20 celcius is apparently -4 farenheit

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mummer · 7 months

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they could never EVER neverrrrrr ever ever do this even ryan condal would never cede such an “iconic” setpiece & “memorable” dialogue and even if he wanted to HBO simply would not allow it but in my minds eye ideal hotd adaptation of the battle of the gods eye completely discards EVERYTHING supposedly recounted/editorialized in fire and blood no anime dialogue no ultra choreographed fight scene no cinematic beautiful shots of the dragons dancing no leaping from dragon to dragon its actually like incredibly fast and loud and incomprehensible to the audience just beasts colliding and ripping each other apart dirt and blood and horrific and disgusting and ultimately super SUPER pathetic ❤️ daemon and aemond dont get to make any epic last stands theres no glorious blaze out, no chilling last words, no grand narrative, in the end it really is just two men thudding to the bottom of a lake and getting eaten by fish. make the craziest climax in the world an anticlimax. ultimate antimoment

#of course. this can only be in my dreams #hotd #my greatest idea is daemon doesnt even get his sword in the eye grand leap moment #cause like. Well physically that would be completely insane #they both get thrown together when their dragons collide and theyre both already dead from blunt force trauma #and the sword just kind of accidentally impales aemond lol #i just hate to see a character like daemon get somehow validated by the narrative as super cool and awesome and sexy etc #like for what? hes just a maaannn it’s just what you do. hes a human man at the end of it #cant ascend to godhood good buddy. better luck in ur next life. u sucked at this one #L + you have erectile dysfunction you cannot be legolas jumping on floating dragon scales. lame!#even if he did sink that sword in… its so pointless JDGDKSH. U ARE BOTH GOING TO DIE ANYWAY….#i love crazy awesome action setpieces i love good cool action directing i dont think it necessarily would even be bad #but i think it does cede some of its own point. i guess thats the whole ‘you cant make an anti war film’ thing again #daemons whole fucking deal is just so boring to me unless it’s undermined and subverted. i love when hes a whiny pathetic mess.#and NOT a slay dom daddy. aemond i cant even discuss he does not do anything for me.

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