#urine tw

[delphi-dreamin]

So, (I can't believe I'm writing this...) I was on YouTube earlier watching a video on weird animal mating rituals. (Fucking hell I can't believe I'm writing this somebody stop me please.)

And it got me thinking about the demons. And how they can pick up on things like pheromones. And they can hear MC's heartbeat. Stuff like that.

Unfortunately, most of the mating rituals highlighted in the video...had to do with urine.

Y'know, male giraffes will drink a female's urine to tell if she's ready to mate, a female bobcat will mark her territory when she's ovulating, I'm not gonna tell you what goats and porcupines do. You can look at up on your own. Anyway, it's stuff like that. They signal with hormones in urine. And like. So do humans.

That's how we track ovulation and pregnancy. By peeing on a stick. So...and I can't believe I'm goddamn saying this...what if the demons could smell...the hormones...in MC's...?

Like, yeah, we've talked about them being able to smell the blood when MC's on their period. But it's a couple weeks out, they're feeling that telltale ache in one of their ovaries (I know not everyone can feel ovulation, but I can, so), and they just want to go to their room and lay down after classes. But they've had to pee since they left RAD and it's not gonna wait much longer. So, they go and do their business, only to find at least three demons outside the door looking at them like they're a meal.

And the next week is goddamn chaos. Dodging Asmo in the halls lest he latch on and try to drag them to his room; completely ignoring Lucifer's summonses to his office or his room; locking their door so that Mammon, Belphie, and Beel can't sneak in in the middle of the night. At least Satan and Levi seem to be able to control themselves. They both may go beet red when they're too close, but they don't try to jump them.

Eventually MC has enough and goes to Purgatory Hall for a while, ignoring messages from all of the HoL.

[loganbutwithfeelings]

*sides trying to get info from Remus*

Roman: why don't we just get him drunk so he starts blabbing? I mean, what goes best with pig urine?

Janus: Coconut rum.

Roman:

Patton:

Logan:

Virgil: who invited you?

[magsdomino]

Portapotties? More like Pissing Booths, am I right?

[extinguishergirl]

To the tune of that one blink 182 song

"pee on a frog

Until he hops

Chase him away

With my pee stream

Nanananananana

Nababananananana"

[oat-pup]

john shitsmore, everybody

[russilton]

F1, the sport where if you pay enough money — or have enough tiktok followers to score a free invite— you too can sexually harass a driver by filming him in the bathroom

[nebulacritter]

that dumbass megamind meme has been stuck in my head for WEEKS

[genderdoe-sly]

(The above is a reference to season 2 ep 19)

eight <- -> ten

[the-metatron]

hello how are you?

Not well, unfortunately. I've been nauseous ever since I returned from my trip to 1978, vomiting every morning.

At first, I thought I had simply overextended myself. What with beating both the Twelfth Doctor and Missy in strip poker, then collecting my spoils as the victor, while travelling in the TARDIS, and then dancing with and later punishing Zeus over a several period.

But then @scribe-proxy-and-deadpan-snarker suggested I pee on this frog in order to determine the cause of my illness.

A bit unconventional, I admit, but I've been known to try everything twice. So, I will try and report back with what I find out. Wish me luck!

[arilovescookies]

Real photo of me at the age of thirteen drinking an entire bottle of Acodin just to get high 😋

[tghtr]

[pukersplayhouse]

why do gerard way dickriders always say that lyn-z like beats him and like baby gerard and say like “o-oh he didn’t know who he married😢”

he’s a grown man with dick, balls and a brain. he knows who he’s married- and i can’t help but attribute the overbearing hatred of lyn-z to jealous little teenagers who are upset he’s married and mindless self indulgence antis who spend all their time spreading misinformation.

most famous people who have wives their wives are notoriously hated or disliked for very minor reasons and it all stems from a place of jealousy. it’s actually kind of ridiculous, a celebrity can be seen with a woman and all of sudden article after article are made bashing the man or the women etc etc—

to say that a man doesn’t know who he has married because she did a few things that aren’t the best is actually so stupid. gerard is 46 not 16, he is entirely capable of making his own decisions and it’s so insane i have to say that.

okay that’s all i’ve got, just wanted to spew lmfao

[1l171]

yall i gave the clean pee to my nurse in the program n i think she didnt notice lmao god save me

[nebulacritter]

the ultimate ova dio appreciation thread

If you're looking for some OVA Dio brainrot, then this is the right post for you. Suffer.

Here's this first picture. I know this would be a grave mistake... but why do I want to hug him? His body is literally a forbidden cushion. Look at how big this man is. If he were to hug me, I'd be nothing but a red puddle by now.

Next up, we have my sleep paralysis demon. This frame of his eyes glowing in the dark makes my skin crawl, and it just makes Dio scarier. I wish we would've had something like that in the 2014 anime.

HOLY FUCK. THAT FACE. Who laced that Joestar blood with crack? This iteration of Dio is so feral that it makes him more dangerous than he already is!

No talk him. He angy.

Again, can we talk about how feral OVA Dio is? He licks blood off of the ground after murdering a shit ton of passengers, and that's why you're going to get nightmares tonight.

Heh heh. Look at those lil' fangs. They're oddly adorable to me. I really like this design, and it really shows that he's a true vampire.

Yep. He's strong enough to tear into motherfuckin' steel. Have fun pissing your pants.

Speaking of strength, since when has he been this strong to hold a WHOLE ASS BOAT???

What's so funny, Dio? Are the Joestars about to die?

HOORAY!!! FREE KETCHUP!!!

Dio doesn't wanna hear any of this guy's bullshit. He looks like an angsty teen in this picture.

Look at this boy go! He looks like he's doing a Pokemon attack!

This one's from the lost Phantom Blood OVA. Who knew vampires could be stoners?

This picture goes so hard though. Look at him sit there... menacingly...

We have another picture of his eyes glowing, and this picture's much creepier than the last. If you see him like this, it means he's out for blood.

And lastly, we have another kickass frame from the Phantom Blood OVA. Just look at that confident face.

I worked way too hard on this, so I hope you enjoyed it.

[genderdoe-sly]

I don't know if I support cancel culture but I do support societal backlash for bad actions - me, annoyed that the person who was mean to me two years ago is existing near me without people idk, threatening to piss on her