#use strict js

[simcardiac-arrested]

free time acquired means i immediately open whiteboard and draw failpeople

[peanutheaddd]

forgot abt my fantasy au for a hot sec (thoughts abt this au under cut ^_^)

yolay is counting the days down til she can be come queen and completely rework the system from the ground up LLLLOOOOLLLLLL

sarah has grudges against the government which is why she runs an underground news outlet . this is also why she and yolay get along. i like to think she was complaining abt the kingdom 2 her without realizing she was the princess and yolay was like I agree with u 100%. U should be my advisor when i become queen. (YURI WIN!)

dog man is created bc he + knight get cursed (by petey) . irreversible btw

i think dog man plays some kind of small wind instrument in this au (pan flute mayhaps) . and he teaches lil petey. i js dont think hed play the piano bc of the setting .

i didnt draw nurse lady but shes a cleric .

petey abandons lil petey in the woods in this au (im thinking it was Somewhat on accident. he was walking too fast and he kinda knew it and when he lost lil petey he was like well . taht worked out ig <- guy who is about to feel remorse so great it crushes his soul)

dog man finds lil petey bc hes on patrol or smth . or hes js running through the woods. knowing him its probs the latter

the ourple stones on petey and lil peteys fits are js magic stones . lil peteys stone has a protection spell cast on it . idk abt peteys. i think the cuff stones inherently have magic in them and the cloak + belt stones he imbued w his own magic .

petey is a magic user but he understands the effectiveness of using machinery . thus artificer (ty to person who rbed my first post of this au asking if petey is an artificer bc i had no idea that was even a thing . but that is def him dawg)

peteys main vessels for magic r the purple stones and lilac flowers (stones for defensive/ability enhancing spells and lilacs for destructive spells) . he can use other things in a pinch but he js prefers those .

dog mans main job in this au is to be yolays personal guard . mostly at yolays insistence bc she fw dog man heavy . i think she tends to have a better day when dog mans guarding her js bc he cares less abt maintaining strict etiquette and . well yk . hes dog man. goling

in this universe theres an asl equivalent (so js a sign language for deaf people) but theres also a sign language used by thieves . this is a language that petey knows and hes the one who ends up teaching dog man how to sign . altho it results in dog man only being able to use it to talk to petey and some criminals. but he probs ends up learning the common sign language through that

theres probs more but i cant think of anything ^_^ LOL so thats it

[thepitlanepress]

A BET NOT SO BAD [1] –

↳ lando norris + singer!piastri!reader

⌗ :: masterlist

⌗ :: a/n: my first smau (series)!!! also i'm using random songs/artists bc im not creative or strict enough to find or stick to one artist lol. there is also no face claim js a mix of pics i found :)) and ik lando's insta handle rn is js "lando" but im not putting that, bc no i dont want to

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ynofficial congrats to my big bro!! i lost a bet so you suck ! i hate you so much kidding not really <33 great job to lando though cause he didn't make me lose a bet

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user1 she's so chaotic wtf i love it 😭😭

user2 i wanna know what bet she deemed good enough to take up (then lose) after swearing off betting last year 😭

user3 sameee last year's accident was .... yeah

user4 she's like an actual photographer that last pic is perfection

oscarpiastri i told you i would win the bet, the grid is going to love you

user5 WDYM OSCAR??? WHAT ABT THE GRID???

landonorris thanks 😉 liked by author

mclaren we can't wait to see you in the garage next race y/n

ynofficial im never losing a bet again 😭😭

user6 more info on this bet?!?!

user7 never LOSING a bet again??? what happened to never making one???

user8 usually i would be sad that we're not getting tour updates for a bit while shes on break but im loving this

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ynofficial

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ynofficial and since im wonderful while ur not getting tour updates, 2 hands welcome to the world! everyone go watch the mv now bc there are hints in there abt so close to what in case it wasn't already glaringly obvious from this post- [coming soon..... $p0rt$ (4r]

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oscarpiastri i am uncomfortable

ynofficial good.

user1 stop i just came from the mv and like?!?!? the imagery??? the dancing??? the f1 references????

user2 i stopped breathing when i saw the car

user3 no because the f1 references through out the mv have my jaw on the floor

mclaren nice car choice 😉 liked by author

madisonbeer i cant wait till the album is out omggg

user4 i am no longer functioning after that-

user5 SPORTS CAR COMING NEXT?!?!?! YES!!!!

landonorris we should hangout sometime...

oscarpiastri no.

landonorris you didnt let me finish - we should hang out sometime.... with oscar

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landonorris

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landonorris recently.....

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user1 screaming crying throwing up what is happening these days

user2 im actually in shambles behind the scenes photos of something and yn posting and lando liking and lando posting and y/n liking and just everything i want it all give me it all

user3 real

oscarpiastri have a good day?

landonorris it was super fun 😏

oscaripiastri what did you do?

landonorris nothing!

oscarpiastri .... lando?

user4 i'm actually dying until this news comes out why is everyone being so secretive 😭😭

user5 well its safe to assume the bet and or y/n's news are f1 related

ynofficial r u majik how did u gess

user6 ... are you okay?

ynofficial oscar was missing out fr

landonorris that he was

user7 OH UM!?!?! EXCUSE ME?!?!

user8 IM SORRY WHAT

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f1unofficial behind the scenes of something....

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user1 if you had told me last month that i would be eating up crumbs from a f1 gossip profile that has had that many problems its a known fact to avoid it i would not believe you oh my god

user2 no bc same i've hit rock bottom

user3 just tell us wtf is happening PLEASE

user4 im desperate i want to know anything pls

user5 u know ur desperate when you come here

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ynofficial

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ynofficial since im incapable of keeping a secret... and i lost a bet, here we are. so close to what coming out 13th of november!! also we go back on tour soooon cant wait to see you england <33

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user1 y/n releasing an f1 themed album on lando's birthday was not on my bingo card for this year

oscarpiastri hahahahaha

ynofficial you suck ass

user2 an f1 themed album???? YES PLEASEEE

user3 LANDO'S CAR BEING THE ONLY ONE ON THE COVER??? SOMEONE EXPLAIN RN

ynofficial oscar was a lazy ass and had a date w his girlfriend so only lando could make

oscarpiastri i believe what you mean to say is: "oscar had a meeting that he couldn't get out of so only lando could make the shoot"

user4 mclaren are real ones for agreeing to be on the cover

user5 its her brothers team ofc they agreed and plus shes extremely famous any of the teams would've agreed

user6 im an officially a lanyn shipper

user7 i saw this coming and yet im still shocked

user8 EXCUSE ME??? DROPPING IT ON LANDOS BIRTHDAY?!?!?!?!

user9 oh my god lanyn is setting sail

user10 THE NAMES OF THE SONGS IM OBSESSEDDDDD

user11 i cannot wait until she comes to london for the tourr

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landonorris i would make an excellent model

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user1 you would in fact make an excellent model

user2 wtf is happening in the house of commons rn

ynofficial u guys made me sick all afternoon

oscarpiastri how???

ynofficial the heart eyes were disgusting

user5 oscar and lando giving each other heart eyes confirmed

user3 yn drops an album announcement and then lando drops this im not okay anymore

user4 lanyn shippers where are youuu

charles_leclerc you need to upgrade your company maybe next time come to the better team

ynofficial i'll be seeing you soon charlie darling dont you worry

user5 screaming what is happening?!??!

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[discountlittlebro]

hi can i have some more filthy royalty smut drabbles maybe with a royal tutor? idk and maybe the knight has to watch as the tutor 'teaches' the prince and hes js so hard he has to like 'fight' for the prince but it just ends up as them all fucking

idk i think it wojld be nice

Okay hear me out

Prince who has a crush on his knight, and spends his lessons starring at him instead of paying attention.

Strict tutor with low patience and physical punishments, bending the prince over his desk and spanking his ass everytime he gets an answer wrong, wrapping his knuckles with a ruler when he notices him day dreaming, and the knight knows he not supposed to step. So he grits his teeth and tries to bare it, it’s only 3 hours a day, they can get through it together.

But one day the tutor goes too far. He starts degrading the prince for starring at the knight.

“Why do I even bother. Nothing is going to stick in that silly little head of yours, is it? Too privileged and spoiled to have to work for anything. How are you supposed to run a kingdom when you’re a slut?”

Both knight and prince tense at that, watching the tutor with wide eyes.

“Constantly starring at that little knight of yours instead of paying attention to your lessons.” Tutor who grabs the prince by his arm, forcing him up and out of his seat and bending him over his desk.

“What are you-“ his whines and complaints are silenced when the tutor pulls down his trousers, his ass and cunt on full display. Two fingers are forced inside him, making him jump and yelp at the sudden and harsh intrusion.

“Just as I thought. You’re soaked, fucking disgusting. Getting this wet over your knight. A disgrace to the crown.”

Knight who jumps from his spot and rips the tutor away, standing infront of the boy.

“You better mind yourself. That is your prince you’re messing with. How dare you?”

Tutor who scoffs and rolls his eyes, bringing his wet fingers to his mouth and cleaning them with his tongue, staring the knight in the eyes the entire time.

“For such a stupid boy, he sure does taste sweet. Why don’t you try for yourself? Maybe if we get it out of his system, he’ll finally be able to focus on his lessons.”

“I…I can’t do that. I’m his knight, you’re his tutor. Neither of us should be touching him like this.”

“But you want to, don’t you? He wants it too. That’s why he hasn’t moved. Isn’t that right, brat? You want your knight to touch you, make you feel good so you can finally pay attention? Maybe if you ask nicely we’ll help you. Poor pent up, darling boy.”

Knight turns to look at the prince, his glistening cunt still on display and face flushed pink. His eyelashes flutter when he looks to the knight and that pretty pink pout makes it impossible for him to ever deny him a thing.

“Y-yeah…please? My brave knight, my perfect protector, would you please?”

He’s moving on his own, his thoughts not even caught up with what’s happening but body knowing he could never deny him. Especially not when he’s bent over and presented so beautifully.

“Hear how he sounds so lovely? Surely you won’t deny your prince his satisfaction.”

He’s right. He could never deny his prince, especially something like this. The tutors hands are back on the prince, spreading him wider for the knight to see.

A stronger man would walk away, would stop this. When fingers slide back inside the prince’s warm cunt, and he mewls the way he does, the knight knows he’s not as strong as he once thought. He gives into his temptations, and he takes.

[dark-l-angel]

i’m pretty sure you’re open to requests but idk if u write for damian, if you don’t then js disregard this.

i’m gonna ask for an older damian wayne and a stark heiress (if you don’t do marvel then js a regular company heiress) where basically their families (wayne and stark respectively) have hated each other for decades so when ever the stark heiress and damian each move in with their new families they were taught to hate each other. their literally rivals in everything, vigilantism, academics, business. but something happens (idk forced proximity or something) where they both realize their not as bad as they originally thought

please and thank you 🙏🏽

A/n : Omg babe <3 loving the idea already 😍 i had fun writing this ❤

Cat & mouse

Adult heir!Damian wayne x rival stark heiress!reader "rivals to lovers"

You've been the heiress of the stark family "a big family with high reputation for it's companies " so basically your name was always representing the great management, leading personality, confidence, settingp perfect deals, alongside the mesmerizing beauty, the intelligence and the genuineness since your childhood.. a perfect person for the heir as your family used to say stuff that made your cousins always jealous of you.

The problem is that, you guys have a rival.. wayne enterprises.. the wayne family have been always a sign of bad luck.. so your family would grew it's generations up on hating them.. which was the same for the wayne family as well

Not mentioning a specific heir to the wayne enterprises.. Damian wayne

He was known to be strict, unfriendly, serious and always has an intimidating aura that surrounded him.. the type that doesn't make any move unless if he knows that he's going to benefit out of it..

You both met multiple times in your childhood in some rich families/public events like weddings/galas/charity.. etc and it's visible to anyone that there's an electric sparks whenever your eyes land on each other.

Especially since you've notice how the society love him.. you have promised yourself to beat him, to the point where he'd look up to you

And here you are in your fancy office remembering all that hard work you did in order to reach this place you're in rn

The news screams your name as for the society's favorite celebrity. The social media keep publishing you as a sign of success and hard work.

But as for your rival..

You both had an event to attend.. after years of not seeing him face to face, a whole day of being in the same place with that cocky bitch ugh what a day. sorry, you & I & everyone love him 😭

So you finally got to the event.. all nice ready, sexy beautiful and dressed up.

You noticed damian wayne there.. not the same annoying thing he was.. but a mature sexy grown man talking to other guests with a winning smile.. all dressed in a black tuxedo, smooth hair slicked back, the way his veiny hand is holding that goddamn champagne glass.. had those manly features, sharp green eyes with that charming smile of his.. and oop!

His eyes met yours.. boy catched you staring at him like you're ab to devour him with your eyes. You immediately tried to ignore him, before he lick his lips and gave you a smirk. You rolled your eyes and turned back to continue talking to the guests around..

Thats was before you get bored and tired.. 4 hrs before the event end.. "*sigh* what a day, and i thought something interesting would happen.. guess I'll go home pretending sickness or excuse myself with important meetings" you mumbled to yourself before entering the elevator while texting your bff about the event.

You noticed someone else entered behind you.. whole you still at your phone not paying any attention to your surroundings.. you were about to press the button when the other person's hand land on yours.. "going somewhere princess?" you lift your eyes from your phone to meet that someone.. yes bebe..

It was damian wayne himself. aww i can imagine the expression he'll make.. omg my heart can't take this 😩 💓💘.

The elevator was large enough for a fancy luxurious place..

But DAMIAN?! was right behind you.. almost cornering you.

You promise you were able to hear your heart beat due to the silence that had fallen between you two

Him smirking down on you, and you were flustered and blushing at the same time.. but you immediately got your composure back while he stepped away from you

The awkward silence that had fallen for minutes while the elevator was going down.. gosh it took so long his manly cologne started dominating the air. While you tried to look outside the window in order to avoid him..

"You seemed so desperate to talk to me earlier. Thought i might give you a chance now.. did you lose hope?".. he said as he was eying you from behind.. a slender tall figure.. with that dress hugging your sexy curves..

"No.. i wasn't even staring at you.. i thought that ms.*a woman was speaking to him when he catched you staring at him 😂* had some plastic surgeries.. i didn't recognize her. That's all"

"So you weren't staring at me in the first place? Didn't catch your eye? Not handsome enough to you?"

"No its not like that.. i mean you look pretty nice tonight.."

He smirked

You rolled your eyes and let a laugh out.

"Heard about your company and your success recently.. pretty smart brain you got over there.. i thought you would mess it up.. instead, you impressed me actually".

You felt a wave of relief, excitement, victory and happiness wash over your body..

"You too.. believe me when i say you are the only person out there who could give me a good challenge, it's nice having a pretty tough opponent out there.."

"Is that so?"

"Yeah actually, I prefer an opponent that doesn't give up easily.. i love challenging myself, testing my limits to see how far i could go.." you smirked

He smiled for a moment taking in your pretty angelic features before saying "you know something.. it was nice talking to you actually.. i could enjoy a chat or two with you"

"Yea.. i could use that as well.. you seems like a fun guy after all"

"You wanna go somewhere instead? It's pretty boring in here.."

"Call it a date?" You said jokingly before laughing

"Why not?" He said with a charming smile "don't a pretty lady like you deserves a little fun?"

P.s : This is how i see adult!Damian, idk how you guys think of him.. but rn as his age in the comics, he seems like a kitten to me. he's adorable help 😭 💕

[glossypolaroidkisses]

hi my love!! im excited to see what ur blog will contain hehe omg im so ecstatic that u commented that ur interested in the whole right brained reader thing hehe i js want to know ur thoughts on the relationship dynamic of having a more humanitarian reader who likes english, arts everything that's quite opposite to what luigi is like!!

hihi!! omg I’m SO excited too!! i already feel so welcomed!! ok this is so fun, buckle in!! bear with me!!

since luigi seems to be so analytical and anal with his thought processes (like you mentioned), i can see him pre-relationship being a bit skeptical while getting to know you; just because that’s not how his brain works. at the start he’d ask you so many questions. you’d have so many conversations that would give him better insight into your mind, to make sure you’re not just in la la land all the time. it’s giving, waiting for 3rd or 4th date to talk politics?… no. 1st date we’re talking about thoughts on religion, the afterlife, etc.

also, that’s not an insult to right brained/artistic ppl, I’m one of them (if you couldn’t tell lol)! i’ve been perceived as dumb(er than others) because I’m so driven by creativity, english and the arts (NOT scientific or mathematical at all). It's only once someone gets to know me better, that they learn how intelligent I am. right brain thinkers are more likely to be dismissed or overlooked, imo!

someone like luigi may not have been too surrounded by many right brain thinkers let alone dated them, and he would be so curious about what goes on in your mind.

obviously, you do develop a relationship and the dynamic would be adorable. you balance each other out! there may be some minor situations and misunderstandings where his strict, logical, rational self isn’t sure where you’re coming from; but he always listens to you explain your POV, and does come around to understand it. he’s very open minded, esp when it comes to you!

he loves your brain. i mean, he’s so fascinated by it. you find art, beauty, creativity and meaning in things that he could’ve never perceived in such a way. both of your brains work in different ways that are both so important.

whether you come to him about a situation all pouty, or do the opposite, acting stubborn and silent about it until he picks up on your mood shift, coming over to help you.. he’ll have a solution. he’d drop anything to brainstorm a way to help you solve your problems. for luigi, because of his logical problem solving, the solution is usually simple for him to come up with. but then you’re standing there with stars in your eyes like ‘wow luigi😍❤️ i would’ve never come up with that🤩 thank you so much😩’ and he’s just there, giddy, bc you make him feel so smart and useful. he’s so happy when he can help you in any way.

there will probably be a lot of funny moments trying to make decisions together. you might want to decide based on gut feeling, or your emotions, but he’ll be so analytical; thinking of every detail. for example, buying furniture together. you might be like “omg! this couch is such a cute colour, matches the vibe of our apartment and it feels so soft!” and luigi would be like “uhm… yeah! cute! but… (pulls out tape measure) it isn’t the correct dimensions, the fabric isn’t stain resistant, the cushion covers aren’t removable, and it isn’t well reviewed online….😅🥸”

if he’s not with you, he’ll take photos of things he sees while out-and-about, maybe exploring, and send them to you. or!!! when he comes home, he’ll be all excited to show you stuff he took pictures of, wondering what your perspective on it would be, how you would interpret it. he’ll go through the pictures with you and just listen to you gush over something artsy or interpretive, like if he saw graffiti he thought you’d find cool, a quote from a book or painting at a museum. idk!

if he goes book shopping for his own yk NON fiction books, he’ll always come back with a book or two for you. he’ll get home, probably make some sort of joke like “i just chose the book that had the most colourful cover”, when in reality he spent time at the bookstore looking through the books, reading so many back covers to choose one that he knows you’ll genuinely enjoy. or, he’ll just buy a book he remembers you mentioning you wanted in passing. even if he wouldn’t enjoy reading it, he enjoys knowing it brings you joy. and if you talk to him about a book you’re reading/read, he’ll listen as if it’s his favourite genre.

me personally, idk if it’s the eldest daughter in me, but i LOVE being taken care of + i think he’d enjoy feeling helpful. like if i was drawing on an app on my ipad and it crashed or something, i’d go running to him for help.. with anything technology related (even if i had an idea of how i could fix it myself) like heyyy my lil compsci problem solver.. help pls😇

overall, i think this dynamic is so sweet as long as you can both embrace each others differences and find that harmony. he would add more structure to your life while appreciating your perspective, and you’d add more spontaneity, empathy & creativity to his!

also idk if i touched enough on this, but this dynamic is literally a humanitarian power couple. like fighting for what’s right, with his brain and your heart!! best of both worlds for a well rounded perspective!! mwhahaha

thank you so much for submitting that! oh my god that was so much fun I’m not insane i promise (maybe a lil hehehe) it is literally 7 am i am going to sleep now. i just started responding to that ask and couldn’t stop. aaa love it!!

i hope you liked it!! don’t be afraid to give feedback, anyone! i loooovee requests like these!! keep em coming!! mwah

[hysteria-things]

what if matt had got home from work early and came home to ev being in a bad mood and being mean to dolly like yelling at her and saying she’ll never be like her mum or smt (i know ev is a good kid js a recommendation)

evelyn can have her moments sometimes, and matt usually never raises his voice. he’ll use a strict tone whenever she’s not listening, but he wouldn’t scream at her.

if matt walked into this situation; boy would he be angry.

still, he wouldn’t yell. however, he’d raise his voice more than normal. you would assure him that you’re not taking it to heart because you know whatever ev is saying is out of having a tantrum, but he will never let somebody talk to his girl like that. even his daughter.

after you leave his house being done with work for the day, evelyn calms down after twenty minutes or so. the next morning, you’d walk in to see a sloppily written card made with construction paper and colorful hearts drawn all over it with an apology made by the artist herself.

[chrepsi]

hello lovely!! im seeing billie tmr night and was wondering if u had any tips??

heyaa !

first off ; film as much as possible. you dont have to look at ur phone screen, just put ur camera in 0.5 and do whatevs!! experience the show with ur own eyes. enjoy the concert while ur there, then have ur videos to look back on!

secondly ; if ur standing, try to get there as early as possible. i got there at 9am and was the row behind barricade. and being in the line is acc super fun!! download a few offline games (specifically yatzy is so fuckin fun and passes time) and if ur going with friends download heads up bc its the fucking funnest shit ever. also bring a wireless charger and a cable. and bring a book or smth bc u dont wanna waste all ur battery in the line lol! when the line makes it into the venue, literally RUN to get a spot against a wall. if ur gonna be there for hours ur gonna want smth to lean against!! dont bring a bigger bag for the line, bc security is strict asf and only allows handbags (dont worry abt it being clear tho, js bring ur normal handbag!). stash a muesli bar or two in ur pockets or bag bc trust me ur gonna get hungry. the resturants in venue dont open until like 4pm! for water, bring one of those mini lil plastic waterbottles. there are a few waterbottle-refiller thingies in the venue where you can refill. and in the actual concert, the security guards hand out these little disposable shot glass thingies of water. IMPORTANTLYYYY, when ur in the stadium and standing, spread them legs bby. take up ur room!!! do whatchu need to do!!! if ur legs are squished together and u get bumped, then its gonna be a long line of lesbian human dominos.

thirdly ; for merch, if ur going alone go to the next paragraph (idfk) but if ur goin w friends then keep readin ! (keep in mind im basin this off my experience, which is bein in the line nd shi) dont buy merch outside the venue!!! the line is long asf and from what ive seen, doesnt have every merch option. once the line makes it inside the venue, get ur spot in line (obvi idfk). let some ppl in ur group go get their merch first, then when they come back the other ppl can get theirs. so u dont lose ur spot in line.

if ur going alone and dont plan on socialising, buy ur merch outside. it wont have every option, (boxers, long sleeve tee, etc) but if ur an anti-social hoe like me, go for it!! for anyone who's willing to speak one sentence to a teenage lesbian, ask the person next to u if they're okay with keeping ur spot in line for a couple minutes while u get the merch indoors!! and same goes for using the bathroom. they'll probably end up asking u at some point aswell lmao. u might make a frienddd !!

and fourthly??? idfk i dropped out in year 10 ; this isnt rly a tip but her voice is a LAWT higher pitch in person so prepare urself for that.

i feel like i should add my taglist or smth to this LMAO this took forever. i doubt any of it made sense either im dyslexic AS FUCK.

[timothyclare]

i just left my job as a dealer so as a goodbye:

HS:R as the Table Games Department of a casino (highly based on my experience at my casino)

TrailBlazer:

One of the dealers who almost exclusively deals craps. Is absolutely cracked at payouts and stick calls, but also has gotten in trouble several times for hitting stupid customers with the stick.

Welt:

Everyone's favorite Floor Manager. Extremely kind and very adept at handling situations with rash customers-- protects his dealers with his life.

Sampo:

Can only ever be found in the Poker room, yet still manages to socialize with the other dealers on breaks. Knows all of the dealers' names, no exceptions.

Himeko:

Floor Supervisor known for being very patient with dealers and customers, but not taking any shit. She knows all the regulars by name, and their hobbies too.

Gepard:

Straight-laced but kind Floor Manager who runs the floor like a Navy ship. Tolerates no tomfoolery from customers or dealers, and will always remind dealers to clear their hands when he sees them fail to do so.

Jing Yuan:

Floor Manager that some regulars love and some hate. He's extremely good at his job, but he gets shit from upper management at times because he lets dealers sit down when sorting cards. He js for the dealers, not for the execs.

Aventurine:

Floor Supervisor who was offered the job of Manager but declined-- he's perfectly content watching the dealers and games, always giving his thoughts and advice on the best plays to make to customers. He's very well-liked among customers and is on a first-name basis with all the regulars. Knows Cantonese and Mandarin and is a lifesaver at the Baccarat table.

Aglaea:

Floor Manager who the rest of the swing shift team could not live without. Is primarily in charge of making and fielding calls with other departments, managing dealer placement, scheduling, and dealing with obtuse customers. Without her, nothing would get done on swing shift.

Phainon:

He knows all of the games, but he's almost always on roulette. Like, almost every single night, until the game closes. The regulars and one-off customers alike love him, and his charisma makes him extremely effective.

Robin:

A craps dealer primarily, who specializes in being stick. She can tell you the payout on even the most improper of middle bets within a second, and her stick calls are iconic throughout the entire midwest-- she's so good, she's often loaned out to other casinos in need of good craps dealers on high-traffic events.

Sunday:

A dealer who keeps a relatively quiet table, but who's always quick, efficient, and effortless. He used to be a Floor Manager, but now, he's back dealing, and that's fine with him.

Dan Heng:

A dual rate who deals poker part of the time, and acts as a supervisor for the rest. A lot of customers don't like him very much, given his blunt, to-the-point approach to things, but his fellow dealers love him.

March 7th:

A dealer who is inarguably the most bubbly and chipper of all of them, and who is more often than not the one assigned to the tables of drunk college kids who only know blackjack-- and she's always a hit. Her table always has cheering and laughing and commotion, full of energy.

Ratio:

The security suit who hangs around tables to card count in his head and make conversations with dealers at dead tables when bored. Some dealers love him, some hate him. The deciding factor should be obvious.

Blade:

Slot tech who used to be a dealer and who will stop by closing tables for the sole purpose of reading the chip bank faster than whatever floor person was doing so. Also stops by to give tips to beginner dealers. Extremely elusive outside of that.

Fu Xuan:

The Floor Manager you don't love but don't hate. She's always grave shift, but she's still strict about the rules and regulations, even at 5am. Still, she's going to get you your early out or sit-down table when you need it-- she's dependable.

Yanqing:

Cocktail server who very frequently gets chided for both hanging around tables way too much and for being less than gentle with male customers who get handsy with his coworkers. Always waves at the dealers when he stops by to check if customers need any more drinks.

Yunli:

Dealer on swing shift-- is almost always called upon to help with tokes, boxes, and keys. Regulars have grown accustomed to her antics, but passing customers are often thrown off by her highly competitive dealing style-- she deals as if she is a player herself, trying to beat customers. It's not always taken well, but when it is, she's always popular.

Tingyun:

A dual-rate supervisor and dealer who's known for her ability to defuse any conflict and convince anyone to take her suggestions-- be that to keep playing, to take some larger chips, or to stop buying in for their own good. Know also for being highly skilled at chip handling and tricks.

Kafka:

Security suit known for chatting with dealers and always catching drunks before they make too much trouble. Rumor has it, once, when a customer got behind a dealer in the pit and was trying to reach over them, Kafka almost judo-flipped the guy.

Asta:

Floor Manager who is almost never taken seriously by non-regulars on account of her age-- she's kind and generous, but she's also not someone to be messed with. Not only will she not take any bullshit thrown her way, but her friend in security, Arlan, is always watching.

Moze:

Part A of a world-class Craps team-- works on base, and his hands are said to move so fast that you can barely see them until the chips have moved. He's quiet for the most part-- though when he repeats stick calls, he sometimes accidentally intimidates customers with his voice.

Jiaoqiu:

The second base dealer, part B of the craps team. His blindness doesn't hold him back too much-- he's incredibly hands-on. He can feel the textile difference between chips, which allows him to accurately break down and calculate payouts. He knows the entire table like the back of his hand.

Feixiao:

The stickperson and part C of the world-renowned craps team. She's clear and loud, with stick calls unique and iconic as Robin's, and given that she has her own team she works with, she and her base dealers get called to championships and events all the time.

i've missed a lot of characters so if u wanna see this for any of them send an ask or smth i'll be happy to share

also i know not all of these are technically table games but they're part of the floor ecosystem so. im including them because they fit

[zenia62]

Daendels Analysis Series (In the Indies Part 2)

(...) Daendels has wielded an iron rod; but should that not be the means to put an end to the death-sleep of sloth and despondency, to inspire India with a new life, to give new strength to that completely enervated and exhausted body? The Dutch governor can defend his strict rule with the words that one of our poets puts in the mouth of the first Napoleon, where he claims that his tyrannical government served to raise his France from the state of humiliation in which he found it (...)

(...) it is sufficient here to mention briefly what he did for the military; that already testifies to his over-great activity, to his persevering nature, who was not deterred by any obstacles or difficulties. The army, almost tripled by new recruitments, and, composed of however defective components, nevertheless formed by an effective military discipline into a reasonably good military force; a native cavalry (...)

(...) With uncompromising severity Daendels punished neglect of duty and cowardice; the wretched commander, who on 19 February 1810, without any necessity, surrendered Ambon to a small English force, was sentenced for it by a court-martial and put to death. (...)

The incorporation of Holland into the French Empire put an end to the government of Daendels (...) with the departure of that landowner Java was abandoned to the attack of the enemy, while his extraordinary mental strength might perhaps have been sufficient to retain that island for us

It is a title of honor for Daendels that he did not abuse his high position in the Indies to collect riches there; poor, without means of subsistence (...)

if a Daendels had held the reins of authority there, the outcome of the war would have been completely different, and Java would have been preserved for us. Make sure that you always have a capable man at the head of the Indian government, and India will respect the supremacy of the Netherlands for centuries to come; the preservation of the Indies and the future of our fatherland depend on the good choice of the men to whom, in the Indies, the supreme authority is given.

Lowkey from now on until probably next few weeks, most of my contents are going to be like this bcs I js gathered (almost) all of the series that the author write soo yeah. I said almost cus I'm still missing one part lol 🥲

Hmm, I rlly don't know what to comment here lmao. Again "Daendels not abusing his high position to collect riches" might not be entirely true since there's rumours regarding that like I said before 🫡 The last point tho damn, I've find similar sentence like three times and yes I do agree 🔥 But then I feel bad for Daendels health on what could've happen if he stayed in the Indies longer :( Anyway that's all for now, thank you n have a great day, stay safe 🌙

[imhershei]

HEYELPPPP!! Yall I need help finding these BOMB ABSOLUTELY FIRE JUICY ASS fanfics? books? Stories? ykwim. cz i literally cannot find them anywhere and ive been on my knees scouring trying. But thing is I read these stories like so freakin long ago so there is a possibility that they got deleted somehow but im delusional and feel as tho tht THREE art pieces js disappear without anyone's knowledge. So I have been left with no choice but to ask for help from yall. Nd so its 3 different fics. 2 abt sub spencer reid and 1 abt Thomas from Maze Runner.

1st Fic: This fic was a Spencer Reid x reader story where reader and spencer were like in a friends with benefits situation?? Where the reader was like strict and made all these rules for them so they could sneak around to avoid getting caught by the rest of the team and one of the rules was like they cant sleep in the same bed so after a hook up no matter how tired they were or how bad they wanted to cuddle each other the reader would make one of them leave. And so one day spencer loses it and kinda confronts reader abt it and he was on the verge of tears i think?being all subby nd shii cz he fell in love and wanted to cuddle ( I LUH DAT LIL CRYBABY HO!😫) but the reader ws all like "nah" or sum shii nd honestly i cant remember how it ended im pretty sure it ended good but I PROMISE YOU THAT SHII WS FIRE AND IF I REMEMBERED THE BOOK OR THE AUTHOR I WOULD 100% RECOMMEND TS!!!

2nd Fic: So this fic was another Spencer x Reader where the team was like at a bar or it coulda been a halloween party???????? i cant fawkn remember sorry yall 🥲 but they were OH HONESTLY THIS ONE COULD BE TWO SEPARATE BOOKS HIGHKEY??? I THINK IT WAS ONE BOOK WHERE THEY WERE AT A BAR AND DEREK WAS LIKE "ohh i dont kiss after head bla bla bla macho shii" AND EVB ELSE WAS SHOCKED OR SUM SHII ND THEY WENT AROUND THE TABLE TILL IT GOT TO SPENCER AND HE WAS ALL EMBARRASSED CZ HE NEVER GOT HEAD BEFORE (I VOLUNTEER FOR TRIBUTE) AND SO READER "oh ill give ya head" (LUCKY SLUT!) AND HE WAS ALL EMBARRASSED AND SHII ND WS LIKE "okay" AND SHE GIVES HIM THAT GLUCK GOODNESS AND HE JS WHIMPERIN ND MOANIN LIKE A LIL BITCH AND AFTERWARDS HE GIVES HER A FAT ASS SMOOCH AND THEN THE OTHER FIC WAS THE SAME CONCEPT I THINK BUT IT WAS AT A HALLOWEEN PARTY!! SO I LIED AND THERES 4 FICS I NEED HELP FINDING!!!!!

3rd Fic: Okay now THIS fic however is a Thomas tmr x reader and im pretty sure it had multiple parts??? i cannot remember but i js remember it being long and juicy and perfect. So it takes place in the third movie where i cannot remember for the shit of me. Either reader was captured or no it wouldnt make sense if she wasnt captured but her nd minho got captured so yk ha man Thomas has to go rescue her but they get to the helicopter part where thomas got shot and teresa uglahh holdin onto him but ig thomas hallucinated she was us????? so they ended up kissing??? Like da furq? but we see ts and yk we finna start tweakin or wtv but yk the building finna come down and they get thomas on the ship where he pass out and teresa was finna get on but yall kno again the building in the middle of collaspin so reader being a WAYYYY Y BETTER BITCH THAN ME tries to save her but teresa dies anyways and reader is all traumatized nd shii and tht goes on for like the whole book so we get to the safe haven and we have our own lil shack or wtv cz we keep getting nightmares and sum shii nd the boys have to keep watch over us - mind u thomas been knocked out this whole time so he dont even realize how bad he needs his ass whooped - we trying to recover or wtv but eventually thomas wakes up and is looking for us or wtv the others dont wanna tell him abt us or wtv he finds out abt us, we dont wanna see him due to obvious reasons. And yall know thomas is stubborn so he keeps coming back for us, trying to win our trust, even going as far as sleeping outside our door and repairing our things. nd weird take nd idk if this matters but it had a ocean blue vibe to it man idk. But anyways i definitely do remember that this book has a good ending and the whole thing is beautiful nd shii.

But i alr kno by my fantastic description 🌚 (Ik ts ws ass leemelone) tht yall wanna go and read em for yall selvess🌝 nd all i ask is that if yall find em or atl know what happened to em js come back nd lmk so i can be put to rest please and thank ya 🙏🏾nd also if theres a way to save them??? Like yk how tiktok has favorites and u can organize em?? Sumn like that anyways thats all! Until we meet again!! drink water, stack paper, & stay super freakyyy💋🚶🏾‍♀️

[bwoahtastic]

Sico actors au having a sex scene or a nude scene in the film? And this is the first time that Nico will have been naked in front of anyone since he gave birth so he's kind of nervous about the whole thing. He feels so insecure about his body now that it has stretchmarks and his nipples are bigger from breastfeeding, he's just not quite as toned and perfect as he was a year ago. He and Seb are dating by this point but they haven't had sex yet, so Seb hasn't seen Nico's body, and Nico really doesn't want him to be disappointed.

Seb comes over for dinner one night, he always insists that they do it at Nico's so Max can sleep in his own bed and be as comfy as possible, and Nico very shyly leads him to the bedroom to show him what he looks like naked, saying that he hopes Seb doesn't mind. Seb is just stunned, Nico is so beautiful and if he can't see it then Seb will show him. He guides Nico over to the bed and asks him if Seb can make him feel good. He eats Nico out for hours, making sure to pleasure him as much as possible, kissing every inch of his skin. It's the first time an alpha has ever thought about Nico's pleasure over his own, and Nico is falling in love with him so much.

For the film Seb is careful to make the experience as comfortable and safe for Nico as possible. There's minimal crew, he checks in with Nico constantly, and the scene itself is so intimate and romantic.

Oh plss!

Nico being a little anxious about his body now, it used to be all he was deemed "good" for and now he is not nearly as toned and slim as he was before. He has some stretch marks on his tummy and his nipples and tits a re a little bigger from feeding his baby and part of him believes he will get fired from the film when Seb sees it...

But it's also much more because they have been dating and Nico is also afraid Seb won't find him attractive and maybr all those nasty things he read online about his tits being saggy and his cunt too loose to be nice go fuck will be true and drive seb away from him...

Pls seb alwsys making sure Maxy can sleep in his own bed because it's important for the little one ofcourse! And Nico likes having him in his apartment, it's comforting. Nico thar evening bringing seb to his bedroom and making him sit on the edge of the bed, saying he wants Seb to see his body so at least they know if it can even work for the movie and for their relationship and Seb is confused because why would br love Nico any less based on looks? Besides, when nico drops his dressing gown Seb ofcourse finds him beautiful! Please he just kisses his way down Nico's body, down his pretty chest that fed little maxy so well and over his sweet tummy that carried max safely for all those months! Nico is absolutely perfect and Seb so wishes he can make that clear to him!

For the nude and intimate scenes, Seb is very careful. There js minimal staff and intimacy coordinators to help and they are kept to strict rules to keep both himself and Nico comfortable. Th3 scene is so intimate and romantic and Nico feels beautiful and strong because seb is looking at him as if he is made of starlight!

[problematic-yuri-poll]

guidelines (but not strict rules) for what words to use when in your submission!

age gaps and similar

lolicon: use this if a (generally older) character loves little girls, is in love with a little girl, or a little girl takes part in the yuri, especially if with an older girl. typically more lighthearted term. (e.g. js-san to ol-chan)

CSA/child sexual abuse: use if a child character is/was sexually abused or survived childhood sexual abuse. typically heavier content. (e.g. in the gardens of gehenna)

age gap: catchall for age gaps in relationships. neutral in tone. may not necessarily involve children. can overlap with any of these. if there's an age gap but both characters involved are in their teens or older, use age gap only. (e.g. it's a detached relationship.)

pedophilia: can be used if a character is attracted to children. can overlap with any of the above, but try not to use as a replacement for CSA; it doesn't really suffice as a content warning for that (e.g. onee-san wa joshi shougakusei ni kyoumi ga arimasu.)

teacher x student: self explanatory. not always an age gap, but frequently so. try not to use if the student isn't a student of the teacher she's involved with. (e.g. oshi v ga oshiego de watashi ga mama de!?)

consent

dubcon: use when consent is unclear, or obtained through dubious means. (e.g. yuri love slave: futari dake no houkago)

noncon/rape/sexual assault: for non-consensual sex. rape and sexual assault are both generally heavier terms, but noncon works for heavy content too. if the sexual assault is non-yuri, for this blog, it's slightly preferred that you use a term other than noncon, but it doesn't really matter and they're all generally interchangeable. (e.g. kannazuki no miko)

incest

incest: use when characters who are related to each other are involved with one another (sexually or romantically). does not immediately imply abuse especially on this blog. (e.g. devil drop)

incestuous abuse: use this if the incest in question is a case of abuse. (e.g. in the gardens of gehenna)

pseudo-incest: can be used if the incest in question is between non-blood-related family members, although you can just say incest if you want. (e.g. citrus)

siscon: any incest between sisters, or a sister who's in love with her sister. (e.g. yuri natsu -kagaya inn-)

mothercon: for mother/daughter stuff, or a daughter who's in love with her mother. (e.g. 1 x 1/2)

fauxcest: for if the characters are roleplaying incest. (e.g. contract sisters)

twincest: self explanatory. the best kind. (e.g. mutually unrequited twin sisters)

[skillissue71]

would i ever be allowed to use ur art in a l4d edit/fancam?(with credits ofcourse) ^_^ hehee srry js curious i really luv ur art sm

OAWAAA THAT'D BE A BIG ASS HONOUR!! YEAHH!!!!

I'm not really strict with my art being used in anything as long as it's something like fanart.. Wouild be another story if it was OC content or comms so go ahead !!

[thatonegaybrit]

hi! when you get this, you have to answer with 5 things you like about yourself, publicly. Then, send this ask to 10 of your favourite followers if you want!

:3

; OOH OKOK

we have a lot of freckles but there are these two really big ones next to each other on our arm and I always call them our "vampire bite" because :3

I like my incentive to collect things, I'm like a magpie, and it leaves me with lots of little trinkets that bring me joy

I like the way I dress, I used to be very strict and " on trend " with what I wore but since breaking away from that I feel so genuinely happy in all my clothes .. ^_^

I like my vocal stims, I used to repress them but now I don't and they js bring me joy. I suppose they're kinda supposed to do that lol but even js the thought of doing them >freely< brings me joy, I like being myself and being loud

my music taste .. ? actually no my creativity, I like when I get random bursts of I HAVE TO MAKE THIS THING then I make the Thing and it's awesome

; tyty sm for this !! now to send this to 10 ppl hehe

[anontiredgal]

how do i avoid eating oml my parents will ask me if i ate today or they make me sit at the dinner table until it’s gone 🥲🔫

does you have any tactics you use to make it look like u ate but didn’t??? sometimes i stuff it in my pocket and throw it away after. Other times its js going to the bathroom but ana feels cleaner yk but anyway if u have anything to make it look like you ate but didn’t PLEASE HELP A GIRL OUTTTT

Yes I’d try to avoid mia because I had it for 3 years and no I’m in bad debt due to dentistry!! But my best bet for you to hide your 3d, is to “fake eat” in front of your parents through the day for example making a bowl of cereal, some toast, heating leftovers. But not actually eating any of just chew and spit in a napkin when nobody is looking. As far as eat at the dinner table goes, make sure to “fake eat” before hand so when you are forced to eat at the dinner table you only take a few bites you can let your parents know you are really full from your last meal prior (that they saw you “eat”). When I had to eat dinner in front of my family I made sure that was my only meal/food the ENTIRE day so when I did eat few bites it didn’t hurt as I was strict on myself to only eat snacks to keep my energy levels at bay, for example any green veggie, 5 grapes, cucumbers which are all under 50.

Hope this helps!! 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻